This song was written by my sister and I at night when we became very hyper after eating too many snacks before bedtime. It's the last time I drink Coke after nine.

I Am The Horselords' King

Sung by: Théoden, Gandalf, and Éomer

Take off of "I Just Can't Wait to Be King"

THE LION KING

Théoden:

I am now a mighty king, so Saruman beware!

Gandalf:

Well, I'm sorry king, but your son is dead, so have a little care!

Théoden: (is enraged to hear this)

I'm gonna kill that web weaver, and give the wizard a scare.

I'm brushing up my sword skills, and I make Éomer my heir!

Éomer:

Thus far, thank thee much my sovereign king.

Théoden:

Yes, 'cause I am the horselords' king!

Gandalf:

You've rather a long way to go, Théoden. Saruman has…

Théoden:

Éomer saddle up! Éowyn stay here!

Gamling, stop that! Hama, no fear!

We need to go to Helm's Deep! We need to eat and go sleep!

Gandalf:

I think it's time that you know that I play another part.

Théoden:

But I need advice from Gandalf for a start!

Gandalf:

I go to business, out of Rohan, I cannot hang about!

See, Saruman is getting wildly out of wing!

Théoden:

Well, I guess I am the horselords' king!

Éowyn, look left. Everyone else look right.

Everywhere you look, Helm's Deep's the one light!

Gandalf: (leaving)

Shadowfax!

Chorus:

Let every horselord go for broke and sing!

Let's hear it in Rohan from everything!

It's gonna be King Théoden's greatest fling!

Théoden:

Oh, I am the horselords' king!

Oh, I am the horselords' king!

Oh, I am the horse….. LORDS' KING!