Froggie's A.N.: Hi, bye, busy, busy, busy!
C.B's A.N.: HETALIA!
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Karin was hiding in one of the many rooms of the castle that never was. After last chapter's massacre it seemed safer to stay low for a while and not draw any attention to her.
As far as she was aware Sasuke, Sora, Sasuke's brother, the shark guy, the guy with the sorta blue hair, Ni, Nizoxe, the smiley guy, the blonde girl and the two who kept quoting where still alive. Apparently the blonde bomber was still alive too somehow. He had alerted them to what happened.
Also she realised the guy with the pink hair was missing too and it appeared he died off-screen last chapter (and appeared in anime heaven). She felt bad about Suigetsu but brushed it aside.
She silently counted to three and rushed to a new hiding spot when she heard footsteps. Ni walked past the room and paused for a moment before entering and slowly looking around then squealing happily and picking up a doujinshi manga from the shelf.
"There you are! I was looking for you!"
Karin upon hearing this thought she was found and stood up with her hands held up in defeat.
"Please don't kill me! I still have to kiss Sasuke! Please let me go!"
Ni shot around and smiled, "I'm very sorry, but that can't be arranged. See you later, Karin... " She giggled as she left the room, clutching the manga to her chest, "It should be the last time we meet..."
Other survivorsNamine and Sai were hiding with Itachi, Kisame and Zexion. Sasuke, Sora, Deidara, Reizo and Chelsea were nowhere to be seen.
Sai had his arm around Namine's back and Itachi and Kisame were hunched up on the floor neither happy about it. Zexion was keeping watch for Nizoxe and Ni. They seemed to know what was going on, but they hadn't mentioned anything to them. Because they were around at the time of the 'disappearances' they were deemed responsible. Although Zexion had an idea...
Meanwhile Sasuke and Sora were making out in one of the rooms hoping their fanservice would delay their inevitable demise. Deidara was hiding until it all blew over (lol)...
Reizo and Chelsea had left for anime heaven already after explaining with a few quotes, and the promise to meet again later.
From where Sai was he could hear a scraping coming from the other side of the wall. He ducked down with Namine and they tried not to be noticed.
Charley's PartThe fight was well in progress, Orochimaru summoned snakes and Charley squealed and threw things at them.
"This'll work!" She grinned and produced a chidori from one hand and rasengan from the other.
"How are you able to do that?"
"Fangirls can do anything. Especially in fan fiction."
She pushed both into his chest making him fly up through the ceiling and into the distance team rocket style.
The sound four began cheering and Kabuto fixed his glasses smiling. "Woo hoo!"
She spun round and hugged Kabuto so tightly he couldn't breathe.
"And that's the end of that chapter!"
"Well not yet anyway."
Bethany's Part*Bethany is currently too swamped by work to grace you with her presence. She hopes you enjoy the chapter*
*P.S. If you see her glasses anywhere, please forward them to Charley. Thanks!*
Massacre TimeNizoxe sighed, analyzing her knives. Ni walked in.
"Hey, Niz!"
Nizoxe sighed again.
"You okay?"
"I'll survive."
"That's not what I asked."
"Hum."
Ni rolled her eyes, "You're worrying about this, aren't you?"
"You're not the one who has to murder their brother!"
Ni frowned, "But you're a rock."
"Thanks a lot."
"You're welcome."
Nizoxe took a deep breath, "Well, one must do what one must."
"That's the spirit!" Ni shouted, "Let's go!"
The two took the short walk to the room in which everyone was waiting. They knocked on the door. Zexion opened it.
"You're here to kill us, aren't you?"
Nizoxe nodded sadly, "Please don't resist. We're already going mad over it."
"I have no emotions," Zexion shrugged, "I couldn't care less. Literally."
Nizoxe nodded, placing her hand on his shoulder. Her eyes flickered as she forced Zexion to the floor, a black aura flowing around her hand. As his eyes flicked shut, she squeezed his hand, "Sorry, brother... I'm sure you understand."
He faded away.
Ni grinned, "So, who's next?"
Nizoxe straightened up, "You take Sora and Sasuke and Itachi and Kisame. I'll take Sai and Namine, and Karin."
"You sure?" Ni asked.
Nizoxe turned to her, smiling, "No, but let's do it."
Ni knocked on the door behind which Sora and Sasuke were kissing, "Hey, guys? Can i come in?"
"Oh shit, it's her! Quick, keep making out!"
"No, run!"
Ni opened the door, only to see Sora fall out of the window, and Sasuke jumping out after him. Literally. She watched with morbid fascination...
"Sora!" Sasuke shouted, as they fell.
"Sasuke!" Sora screamed, over the roaring wind.
"I love you!" the Uchiha wrapped his arms around the other.
Sora started to cry, "I love you too..."
The two crashed into the ground.
Sora raised his head from Sasuke's chest, "That wasn't so bad... Sasuke?"
"Sasuke?" Sora's face fell when there was still no response.
"Sas-?" it was then that the body disappeared, "No," Sora began to cry, "Sasuke!"
Ni appeared behind him, "Would you like to go with him?"
Sora looked at her.
Ni reached forward, wrapping her hands around his neck. Sora never struggled, but, as the last of his life ebbed away, whispered, "Love you, Sasuke."
Ni shrugged, "Well, that was easy."
Karin turned around to see Nizoxe in the doorway, "What do you want?"
"Sasuke's dead."
"What?"
"I want a new friend... Sasuke's dead."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Everything. Sasuke's dead."
"I've got the idea, you freak!"
"Sasuke's dead."
"What do you want?"
"I want a friend. Sasuke's dead."
"Stop saying that! You're lying!"
"Sasuke!"Sora's scream could be heard all world over.
"Wha-?"
"Sasuke's dead. You must die. I want a friend."
"Okay... What?"
Nizoxe threw a knife at her, sinking it deep into her throat, "I want a friend... But everyone. Must. Die."
Sai and Namine were hiding next door. Nizoxe stepped in.
"Oh, hi Nizoxe."
"Please. Don't be nice to me."
"What?"
She locked the door, and the windows, "I have to kill you."
"No, you don't."
"Yes I do. Otherwise... Please. You have to die."
Sai looked slightly confused, but stepped in front of Namine.
Nizoxe frowned, "I'm sorry." She took another knife from her bag, "I have to kill you both..."
"You can't kill her!" he turned to Namine, "I love you, I think..."
"I know you do," Namine kissed the back of his head, "And, we can spend eternity together, Sai. And no-one will be able to separate us."
"I don't want you to die."
"I have to, Sai... I don't want to; I want a friend. But if I don't, He..." she struck them both down with one flick of her wrist. She turned, and walked out of the room.
"... He will come."
"I sense a disturbance in the Force."
"Itachi." Kisame didn't even bother frowning.
"Apologies."
"Who are you, and where is Itachi?"
"Hum."
"Hum? You say Hn."
Itachi walked out of the bathroom.
"Ok, you're defiantly not Itachi."
"No – that's because we're shadow clones. Itachi's downstairs in the kitchen."
"What's he doing in the kitchen?"
"Making Origami!"
"What?"
"Just kidding. He's cooking."
"That's even less believable..."
"Okay, maybe Sasuke was just murdered by Ni, and he was watching that... By the way, your sword has been acquired for research purposes... Please speak to Kabuto if you have any problems with the above."
"It's Ni, isn't it?"
"Nope – I'm one of Ni's shadow clones, cosplaying as Itachi. So's she. The REAL Itachi is probably somewhere being depressed, so you might want to go see him... And anyway, THEY want to see you."
Kisame left to find his partner – solely on the grounds that he was amazingly good at getting lost. Nothing else.
Ni was waiting for him in the garden. She had Itachi pushed up against a wall, and was choking him.
Kisame blinked, and Ni dropped Itachi. He sat down in a much more dignified manner than would be expected, considering that he was half-dead and half-blind... Well, he already was so 76.98728462935292354% dead...
"Hey Kisame... If you want to live, you'll go over there and make out with Itachi."
"What the hell?"
"So I can flog the photos for cash, not to mention the videos. I need cash. If you don't I'll kill both of you."
"You'll do that anyway."
"No I won't. You're too profitable."
Hesitantly, Kisame walked over to Itachi, "I think I would rather die."
"Hn."
"Oh, what the hell." Kisame kissed Itachi.
"Ahhh..." Ni started dancing around, when Itachi fell to the floor, a knife in his back.
"What the hell was that for?" Kisame shouted.
"Ni." Nizoxe hissed, as she stabbed Kisame in the back, "You know we can't."
"But Niz..."
"I'm sorry, okay?"
"Well, at least we have proof."
Nizoxe shook her head, "You're even more screwed up than me."
"Hell yeah!"
Deidara sat on the floor in the meeting room, "Why do I get the feeling that everyone's dead but me?"
He stood up, and walked off.
Anime Heaven"Woah! This place is BUSY!" shouted Sora, looking around, "Hey! Hi Axel!"
"Hey."
"You're dead!"
"Everyone here is."
"EVERYONE is." Sora looked around, "SASUKE!"
"SORA!" the two glomped each other.
"Hey, Roxy..."
"ROXAS!" the blonde shouted.
"Oh, hell. They're fighting again..." Hidan groaned, "And I'm fucking dead again!"
"Isn't that all that happens here?" Kakuzu was filing his nails.
"And Pein thrashes everyone on Mario Cart." Hidan looked at Kakuzu, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Filing my nails. Everything else is electronic, and do you KNOW HOW MUCH ELECTRICTY COSTS?"
Pizza shop!"Is it me, or do you get a sudden sense of impending doom?"
"I wouldn't worry about it... We have pizza, and Bethany's debit card! And pin!"
"Did she lend it to you?"
"We may have acquired it by less than legal means... Accidently, of course."
"Well, I say eat pizza. She should be more careful."
The sound four, Kabuto, D. Sora and D. Riku all went inside of the pizza shop. D. Sora hesitated a moment, "Guys... What's pizza? And I feel like we've forgotten something..."
"Your brain?"
"Hum... Maybe that was it. Thanks! I'll go look for it when we get home. It's probably in the on the floor somewhere."
"..."
"Do you even know what a brain is?"
"Nope! Do you get it on pizza? I want it on my pizza!"
Don't look now!Bethany and Charley sat on Charley's bed. Everyone else was out, getting pizza... Or something. Bethany did wonder if this was safe, but decided that if they died or got arrested, they couldn't actually be traced to her, so... And where was her card?
There was a knock at the door.
Despite it being Charley's house, Bethany went to the door.
She returned with a block of paper and a serious look on her face.
"Ooh! What is it? What is it? Is it something cool? It is a message from..."
"Yes."
"Yay! I wish he'd stay to hug me... I like hugs..."
"He is not permitted to hug," Bethany passed Charley some of the papers, "And we must do our duty."
"What is our duty?"
Bethany laughed dryly, "You don't remember...? Anyway, we have a new mission."
"What is it?"
"In my language or Charley language?"
"Either's fine!"
"We are required to attend a meeting in the nineteenth dimension of reverse polarity, and bring with us our associates."
"Err... Charley language?"
Bethany smirked, "We're going to have one hell of a party."
"Yeah!"
The End?Deidara sat at the Alter of Naught, contemplating his existence, "Everyone's dead... No authority... No Itachi to annoy... PARTY!"
"Unfortunately, we cannot permit such an event."
"WAAAHHHHHHH!" Deidara turned to see Niz standing in the doorframe, looking at him, "What the hell are you doing here, un?"
Niz blinked at him, eyes wide. Ni approached from the other side, clutching Naruto volume 31, and giggling.
"You're kinda freaking me out..."
Niz tilted her head to one side, as Ni attempted to breathe through her laughing.
Deidara started to back away.
"Will you play with me?" Niz asked her voice far too innocent and child-like for comfort.
Ni continued to giggle.
"No... Who are you, and what have you done with the crazy women..."
"Pwease?"
"Oh right, Ni's been like that since I got hit by the submarine... What the hell have you done with Nizoxe? I mean, not that it's a bad thing or anything..."
"Spiele mit ich? "
Ni started screaming, "NOOO! Not German!"
"This is getting weird... I'm just gonna be leaving you girls to it..."
"Don't go... I want to pway..."
Deidara tried to get out of the door, but Nizoxe blocked his way.
"You pway mit ich," Nizoxe glared.
Ni pulled out a Deidara plushie.
"What the hell is that, un?"
"Izza plushie..." Niz explained.
"I bought it off ebay! Yeah!"
"That's a bit creepy..."
Ni kissed the plushie.
"That's really creepy..."
"And now you're going to die," Nizoxe grinned.
"Why are you trying to kill me?" the two girls stepped towards him. Nizoxe drew a knife.
"Because THEY say so."
"You're really creeping me out."
"But that's the idea..."
"I want flippy chips." Niz stopped for a moment, "Hint, hint."
"And we HAVE to kill you. If we don't kill you..."
"Bad things could happen..."
"And that could be bad."
"So, you have to die."
"Don't worry – Tobi isn't Madara... If we don't kill you, he'll send you to hell."
"SO have fun with that."
"Wait? Tobi's MADARA? Who the hell is that?" Deidara shouted.
"Madara Uchiha is the man in the coffin. Tobi Uchiha is the man behind the mask." The girls said in union, "And now, you will die to appease him."
"I don't like this."
Nizoxe raised her knife, and slit the male's throat.
The two girls waited.
"Congratulations, girls. You have finished your task." A male voice said from the door.
"Can we play now, Mr Boss, sir?"
"You have a new task."
"Do I get to see Dei again?"
The man's eyes narrowed, "New task," he passed them a block of paper, "Will involved seeing a form of 'die'."
Nizoxe frowned, taking the papers, "Hum..."
"What does it say? What does it say?"
Nizoxe frowned, and looked at the boss, nodding, "Of course, sir. At once."
She flicked her wrist, forming a dark portal below her, and dragged Ni into it...
The boss nodded, smirking, "I'll see you soon. Very soon."