Naruto: -Suddenly jumps on Sasuke and straddles him- Sasuke…take me…take me now!

Sasuke: Yes my beautiful fox…of course I wi

-Walks in to find Sasuke sitting at computer- Sasuke what are you doing with Sakura?

Sasuke: -Embarrassed- Ah…umm…n-nothing!

-Looks at what Sasuke was typing- Dammit Sasuke! I don't need help writing! I'm not putting that in!

Sasuke: Please! Your taking so long! Even you fan girls think so!

One Fan Girl! And It's Just Lidia (no offence to Lidia…I love you!) And She Knows That I Will Deliver As Soon As I Can! I'm Being Realistic Here! People Don't Just DO IT The First Chance They Get!

Sasuke: B-But…Ino and Choji…

WELL THAT'S INO AND CHOJI!!! NOT YOU AND NARUTO!!! PISS ME OFF AGAIN AND THIS WILL BECOME A GAANARU!!!!

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Chapter 10

Sasuke woke up early due to the rumbling of his stomach. He groaned and slid out of bed, hating the cold floor. He had gotten out of the habit of sleeping in his sock during his time with Orochimaru, but now he wished he hadn't. they were too restricting now. He shuttered now as the cold ran through is body.

The sun was just starting to wake as he turned off the shower. He threw on pants and a shirt and lazed to the kitchen, towel still resting on his head. He sat down at the counter and rested himself on the cool top. Sasuke laid there, contemplating everything that had happened over the last few weeks.

A key turned in the lock to his front door and someone pushed it open. Sasuke lifted his head to see Sakura step inside, pocketing her key. He had gotten annoyed with having to open the door for her nearly everyday and had finally just given her a copy so she didn't have to disturb his reading with her knocks.

Sasuke glanced that clock on the stove and saw that he had been sitting there for a little over two hours. He stretched and yawned as she came over and placed a bag in front of him.

"Have you eaten yet?' she asked and received a shake of his head. "Good, 'cause I brought you breakfast. What are you doing at the counter?" she questioned him as she pulled two meals from the fast-food bag.

Sasuke grunted, "I woke up early. I must have fallen asleep." Sakura laughed and handed him is food as she sat down across from him.

"So…?" she asked partway through their meal.

"So?" She gave him a look that made him put his sandwich down halfway to his mouth and glare at her, "No."

"You know that if you wait too long, someone else is going to snatch him away. He's quite a catch you know."

"You think I don't know that?" he snapped and then added softer, "Besides, it's a little late don't you think?"

Sakura thought for a moment, "Well you were gone for a while, but I don't think that should hurt your chances."

"No. I mean, before someone takes him. Isn't it a little late? After all he does have a boyfriend."

"WHAT?!" she shrieked, "WHEN?! WHO?!"

"I don't know…and Sai."

She starred at him, dumbfounded for a minute, processing what he had said. She burst out laughing. Sasuke glared at her; he didn't find it funny in the least, "What's so funny?! You find the fact that Sai got him before I did funny?!"

She laughed harder. Sakura fell off of her chair with a loud smack, clutching her sides. It was several minutes, a fit of coughing, and two glasses of water later that she was able to speak.

"So what exactly is so funny?" he asked.

She still giggled, "Sai? You think he's dating Sai? Where'd you get that information?"

"Sai."

"Makes sense." She calmed herself with a few breaths the continued, "Look, Naruto can hardly stand Sai in small doses. He would never date him. They are hardly even friends - Naruto kinda hates him at times, because he insulted YOU - but Naruto tolerates him, that's all."

"What? Are you sure?"

"Sure as the sun will rise, my hair is pink, and Lee is the weirdest guy I've ever met."

Sasuke nodded and she continued, "It's true that Sai likes Naruto, I mean who wouldn't…if I didn't have Lee, I'd probably go after him. That us probably why he said that, to make his chances better…or so he thought. Once again, Naruto would NEVER date Sai."

Sasuke sighed, "Wow…worst three weeks of my life."

Sakura laughed, "So, are you going to take my advice now? Now that the widdle Uchiha has a queer path?"

"Yes."

"Then go!" She pointed to the door.

"Now?!" He received a scowl and got up to go, "By the way…was that supposed to be a gay joke at me?"

"Maybe yes…maybe no."

He shook his head, opened the door, walked outside and left her to herself. He shook his head again and laughed at the ever growing strangeness of his friends. It was obvious that Lee was rubbing off on her…he wasn't sure if it was a good thing or a bad thing, but it was kind of irritating.