A/N: The Misadventures of Flapjack!
Chapter 10- I'm Gonna Give All My Secrets Away…
Finally, a good day with an even better temperature to introduce the beginning (or nearing of the beginning of) spring. Today, just about all of the kids were outside, including the girls of the UCH. The school day was about 15-20 minutes away from getting started and the girls were just sitting and/or standing around the concrete stones by the 8th grade doors chatting.
As was said in the last chapter, not one of them knew of the others' secrets, which Dom was pretty on edge about. She was never good at keeping secrets, and the weight of this secret in particular was dragging her down, big time. Sighing, she prepared to say something that had been weighing her down for two months.
"Guys, if I told you something, would you promise not to laugh?" Dom asked her group. The group turned to Dom and gave her confused looks.
"Huh?" Gwen asked.
"Would you laugh if I told you something?" Dom repeated.
"Ummm…no…" Zoe said reluctantly.
"Depends on what that something is…" Sam said.
"Well…um…the truth is…" Dom trailed, finding it hard to let the truth com out, seeing as to how she had kept it in for so long…
"Say it already!" Angel exclaimed. Dom took a deep breath.
"Well…I live…with America." Dom said, averting her eyes to stare to the side.
"...What?" Ashley asked.
"…I live with America." Dom said, repeating herself for the second time that day. There was another awkward silence.
"If you mean that you live in America, then yes, you are right." Sam said.
"No! I'm serious! I live with Alfred F. Jones!" Dom exclaimed, getting up from her seat on the second concrete rock away from the door. Her friends stared at her for a moment, as if trying to figure out who she was talking about. When they finally figured it out, though, they all laughed.
"Hey, you said you wouldn't laugh!" Dom whined.
"Wait…you were serious…?" Angel said, her laughter dying down more and more with each word.
"Uh, yeah! Why would I lie to you guys about something like that!" Dom exclaimed.
"Um, for a joke!" Gwen said.
"Well, it's not a joke, I'll prove it!" Dom said, then checked the time on her mp3 player. 7:55. 'Perfect' she thought, and pulled out her phone.
"Now, I'm about to call him, but you guys are gonna have to shut up so he can't hear you, and so you can hear him." Dom said, then opened her phone. Before she could dial anything, though, her phone rang. Alfred.
"Well, would you look at that, he beat me to the punch…" Dom said, answering her phone and putting it on speaker, "Yo, what's Gucci my nigga?"
"Dom, where are you?" America's slightly groggy voice could be heard through the phone.
"I'm at school, where else would I be?" Dom asked.
"Wait…it's not Saturday?" America asked.
"What the hell, how far off if is your mental calendar? What the hell gave you that idea?" Dom asked while the others looked at each other with looks that said the same thing: 'What the hell is up with this mofo?'
"Oh…sorry. Anyway, where'd you put the cookies?"
"Cookies for breakfast?"
"Yes!"
"Just…go back to sleep, Alfred…"
"No! Not until you tell me where the cookies are!"
"Ugh! Go to sleep Alfred!"
"No! Cookies first!"
"Oh, you douche bag!" Dom exclaimed, face palming herself. She sighed, "Fine, they're in the cabinet next to the fridge."
"Woo-hoo! Thanks!"
"Yeah, whatever, bye."Dom sighed.
"Bye!"America's happy exclamation was heard through the phone, he then hung up the phone.
Sighing, Dom closed her phone, then looked up at the rest of her group.
"There you go. Proof." Dom said.
"Holy shit you live with America." Zoe said, shell shocked at what had just happened.
"Man, how you know that wasn't staged?" Ashley asked.
"How could I have staged something like that?" Dom asked.
"I don't know, record something from one of the Hetalia episodes, have someone imitate him, something like that…" Ashley said.
"Which episode and who could have imitated him? My brother's always asleep at this time and I never wake him up, and he's the only one who could probably even come close to being able to imitate America." Dom stated
"You do have a point when it comes to the whole episode thing, but, for all we know, you could have woken your brother up." Ashley stated.
"No, no, it's, no…" Dom said, sounding like the Mexican maid from Family Guy.
"Yeah…I'm just gonna give up now…" Ashley said.
"Yay! You're just like me. I can't wait to tell Canada that his brother actually is here." Gwen said, clapping.
"Wait, who?" Dom asked.
"Ha ha, very funny, you know who I'm talking about." Gwen said.
"How you know?" Angel asked, looking away as if she wasn't trying to be suspected for something.
"Because, you know him just as well as I do. Wait…maybe not as well as I do…" Gwen trailed. The rest of the group gave her looks of suspicion.
"And exactly what do you mean by that?" Dom asked with a lifted eyebrow.
"Oh, well, I think I'm pregnant!" Gwen exclaimed with a cheerful smile.
"WHOA!" Everyone exclaimed, jumping back then looking around to make sure no teachers had been around to overhear Gwen's statement.
"Okay Gwen, 1.) You can't be serious. And 2.) You can't say stuff like that so loudly." Dom said, leaning in closer to Gwen. Gwen blinked, and tilted her head to the side.
"Huh? Why?" She asked.
"Because, if the teachers find out, they gon' put you through hell, then they gon' put your family through hell. Then, after that, they'll find Canada and put him through hell." Angel said.
"Yeah, Gwen, Imma need you to climb up on this rock with me." Zoe said, getting up on the rock and grabbing Gwen's arm, then she tried dragging Gwen up with her. Before Zoe could get Gwen up on the block, though, Angel grabbed Gwen and pulled her back down.
"No, don't do it, she's gonna push you off the block!" Angel exclaimed, pulling Gwen away from Zoe, causing Zoe to nearly fall off the block herself. Gwen glared at Zoe.
"Is that true Zoe? Were you about to push me off that rock?" Gwen asked.
"Well…" Zoe trailed looking away from Gwen. Gwen's mouth dropped and she glared even harder at Zoe.
"You were." She stated.
"Ey, it was for your own good, I just wanted to help you out." Zoe said, jumping off the block, backing up and throwing her hands up in an 'I surrender' kind of way.
"And just how would you have been helping me out by pushing me off of a concrete rock?" Gwen asked.
"Uhh…" Zoe trailed, trying to think of a good answer to Gwen's question.
"Anyway!" Dom exclaimed, knowing that whatever answer Zoe gave would cause Gwen to lunge and attack. "Does Canada know that he could possibly be a father soon?"
"No." Gwen said, "I don't plan on telling him until I know for sure."
"Well…um… what made you think you were pregnant in the first place?" Dom asked.
"Well, about two weeks after we…did 'it'… I was supposed to have my period…but it never came." Gwen said.
"Okay, then it's official, take a home pregnancy test, and report back to us on Hetalia Night." Dom said.
"But 1.) Exactly how am I supposed to get a pregnancy test when I'm only 14 years old? And 2.) What if I'm actually pregnant?" Gwen asked.
"Then we're gonna help you tell Canada at Hetalia Night." Dom said.
"Wait, what? Why at Hetalia Night?" Gwen asked.
"Because I'm pretty sure the rest of the guys would want to be there to congratulate him." Dom responded.
"Well, you have a point there…" Gwen trailed.
"Exactly, so…yeah." Dom said.
"But can't she just tell Canada first, then they announce it to us at Hetalia Night?" Angel asked.
"Well, yeah, but you gotta admit, we all want to see the look on Matthew's face when he finds out he's gonna be a father." Dom said, earning some nods from the rest of the group.
"Well… I guess I could give it a shot, but what about my first question? How on Earth am I supposed to get a pregnancy test at the age of 14?" Gwen asked.
"I don't know, make Canada get it, he's old enough." Dom said.
"But he's a boy, and they'll look at him funny." Gwen responded.
"Not to mention, didn't you just basically say that he can't find out if she's pregnant until she knows for sure? I'm pretty sure that would give him some suspicion." Sam added.
"Well, then…" Dom trailed, continuing to think.
"Let's think about that later. Anyway, anyone else have secrets they wanna share? Cause the bell's about…" Zoe said, then turned to Angel, "What time is it?"
Angel looked at her phone, then back at Zoe, "8:08."
"7 minutes away from ringing." Zoe said.
"5 minutes." Dom corrected, earning a confused look from Zoe.
"Huh? Doesn't the bell ring at 8:15?" Sam asked.
"Not in this case. It always rings at least two minutes early." Dom said. Zoe nodded; taking in the info, then shook her head to snap out of her trance.
"Okay, anyway, what she said. So if ya got something to say, say it now or forever hold your peace." Zoe stated.
"I have nothing to hide." Sam said, throwing her hands up in the same way that Zoe did earlier.
"Well, I might as well tell you guys, since Dom told ya'll that she lives with America." Angel said, then sighed, "I live with Britain and Russia."
"Dang, you gotta deal with a freak of nature that has an overactive imagination and a crazy psycho, how that make you feel?" Dom asked.
"Shut up!" Angel exclaimed. That's when Dom's phone rang for the second time that day. Yanking it out of her back pocket and putting it back on speaker, Dom (assuming it was America again) exclaimed, "What?" with an annoyed tone to her voice.
"Ouch, it hurts that you would talk to me that way, Dom. I thought you liked me." A voice with a French accent said dramatically from the other end. The rest of the UCH looked at each other with looks of shock and disbelief, then back at Dom. Dom pulled the phone away from her mouth and face palmed herself again.
"Oh, not this fool!" Dom said in agony with a face to match. She then spoke back into the phone with the voice of annoyance from before, "What do you want, France?"
"I was about to ask if I could have some cookies, but I can tell you don't love me anymore…" The dramatic Frenchman said.
"This fool callin' bout some cookies…" Dom said shaking her head, then what he said finally sank in. "Wait, what you mean 'I don't love you no more'? I didn't 'love you' in the first place." She exclaimed.
"And it hurts even more now that I know that!" France exclaimed (as usual, dramatically).
"Ugh! What do you want, anyway!" Dom said, obviously pretty frustrated.
"I already told you, I want some cookies." France said.
"Ya know what, STOP ASKING ME FOR FREAKING COOKIES! IT'S YOUR HOUSE, TOO, AT THE MOMENT, SO TAKE THE DAMN COOKIES. JUST DON'T EAT EM' ALL!" Dom nearly screamed, although it really just came out as annoyed ranting.
"Yay! Je vous remercie! Have a nice day à l'école!" France exclaimed, then hung up.
"Wait; Hold up…What the fuck did he just say?" Zoe asked.
"I honestly don't know, I just heard 'Yay! French French! Have a nice day, French'." Sam said.
"And I told him not to talk to me in French, but I guess it went in one ear and out the other." Dom said.
"Ha ha, you live with the child molester, how you feel?" Angel exclaimed in a 'ha ha, I won' tone.
"Rawr! Fudge you!" Dom shot back.
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I live with Japan." Kylie stated.
"Yeah, but he's not a pedophile, like France, A psycho, like Russia, or a British Michael Jackson, like Britain." Dom said.
"Ey, what you mean 'British Michael Jackson'?" Angel asked.
"Exactly what I said, a grown man who thinks he's a kid. Or, in this case, has the imagination of one, mainly a five year old girl." Dom said.
"What?" Angel exclaimed, only earning a smirk from Dom.
"Dang! She just baked Britain, how you feel, Angel?" Zoe said.
"KILL!" Angel all but screamed, lunging at Dom, but being caught by Ashley, Kylie, and Gwen before she could touch her.
"Calm that down, Angel." Zoe said. Then Dom blinked as if she had just thought of something, then looked at Ashley and Zoe.
"You guys are hiding something, too." She said, causing the other two girls to jolt and turn to her.
"Uhhhh…" Zoe said a little nervously.
"No, we're hiding nothing." Ashley stated.
"Yes you are. I can already tell by the way you guys said that." Dom said. Angel and the others smirked and nodded.
"So, what are you hiding?" Angel asked, smirk still on her face.
"Like we're gonna tell you." Ashley snapped back.
"Fine we'll just ask Gwen." Sam said, and everyone turned to Gwen.
"Why ya'll lookin' at me, ay?" Gwen asked with the all too familiar Canadian phrase, while holding her hands up in defense.
"Wait, you're over their house almost every day, and you're telling us that you know absolutely nothing?" Dom said.
"I wanna know, just as badly as you guys." Gwen said.
"I'm sure you've had to have seen or heard something when you were over their house." Kylie said.
"Well…" Gwen trailed, then started thinking, "I could've sworn that I heard shuffling or something coming from their room when I was over their house last time…"
"SHUT UP!" Ashley shouted running and slamming her hand over Gwen's mouth.
Everyone looked at Gwen like she was the dirtiest person on Earth.
"And exactly where were they at?" Angel asked, signaling to the two sisters. Gwen yanked Ashley's hand from her mouth.
"They were downstairs with me." Gwen said. Zoe and Ashley's faces went to those of pure agony as everyone turned to look at them.
"Can you explain that, Prussia and China?" Dom asked.
"I don't know. Ghosts?" Zoe said, very unsure and nervous sounding by that point.
"You lyin' and you know it. What's ya'll secrets, we told you ours." Angel said.
"Fine! You wanna know?" Ashley shouted, then looked away from the group, "We live with China and Prussia."
It started out with a somewhat awkward silence, then it went to a few snickers and giggles, after a short while the whole group busted out in to a fit of laughter.
"What now?" The two sisters exclaimed in unison.
"N-Nothing, it's just…" Dom said, then busted out into another fit of laughter.
"What, child? What is so wrong with the fact that we live with China and Prussia?" Zoe exclaimed, causing the rest of the kids to only laugh harder.
"You live…with the oldest nigga alive…and a member… of the 'Bad Touch Trio'…how you feel?" Angel said between laughs, before laughing harder.
"Shut up! You guys suck!" Ashley snapped.
"Yeah, okay, just watch out, or Prussia's gonna invade your 'vital regions'!" Dom said, causing the rest of the group to laugh harder, and earning a 'Good one, Dom' and a high five from Angel.
"Not to mention, China finna break his back tryin to keep up with you." Angel said, earning a glare from Zoe. That's when the 8th grade dean started calling for the kids to come to the doors, signaling the beginning of the day for two pissed sisters, and five other laughing teens.
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There you go, chapter 10! I was gonna add Hetalia Night to this one, but I felt that that would make it too long. No need to fear, though, because next chapter will be about the events of Hetalia Night ( the funniest chapter yet…hopefully)! So, is Gwen pregnant, and, if so. How will Canada react? Will France and America eat all the cookies? Find out, on the next episode of 'Dragon Ball Z'!...Haha, I mean the next chapter of 'H:UCH'
Je vous remercie! Have a nice day à l'école! = Thank you ! Have a nice day at school!