Disclaimer: These guys still aren't mine.
Author's note: sound check
Insomniacs Anonymous
by Casix Thistlebane
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
*Tap, tappitytappitytappitytappity.... tap. Tap.
Tap*
"Mmmmmpht."
"It's just me Buffy, go back to bed."
"Wxptttlsprtttttttx."
*Tap, tappitytappitytappity--*
"Mmphw?"
"Yeah Buff?"
"Wha mmr nu bffim?"
"Just talking online with some friends."
"Mfffy?"
"I didn't catch that last one."
"Mmmph. Why?"
"Why not?"
"It's 5:00 in the morning, that's why."
"Is it? Wow! Sorry, I'll try and keep it down."
"Mmpht."
*....*
*.....*
*...Tap. Tappitytappitytappitytappity
taptaptaptaptapTAP!*
"Mphxtttlw!"
"Sorry."
"Willow, this is the third night this week!"
"I don't mean to...."
"Maybe you should see a doctor about it."
"It's okay, Buffy. I've been doing this since I was
thirteen. I'm used spending my nights online. And it
does help for those all night emergencies...."
"Will, you've got to sleep some time."
"And I do! It's just sometimes I get excited about
something, or worked up, and I can't sleep is all."
"Okay, but I'VE got to sleep sometime!"
"Right. Sorry. I'll be quieter."
"Mmmmpht."
*.....*
*Tap..... tap.... tap... tap tap... tap tap tap....
tappitytappitytappitytappity tap tap tap!*
"MPHHHTTTTTTPTTTTBL!"
*Whizzz, thunk*
"What the... NyQuil? Buffy, I don't need."
"Mppppt."
"Geez."
*....*
*....*
*tap--*
*Whack! Crash snap sizzle sizzle.... pop whirr ding.*
"My monitor!"
"Whack! Sizzle...*
"Alright, alright, I'm going to bed!"
"Mmmpht."
"Just let me read a couple--"
*Whack! Pop, sizzle....*
"Night Buffy,"
"Mmm."
*Snore....*
*Whack!*
The End
Casix, who's really glad right now that her roommate
doesn't get back till february....
=====
Casix Thistlebane
Exhalted Archivist of all things Ficapaloozian
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/ficapalooza/
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends."
--Schmendrick the Magician
Author's note: sound check
Insomniacs Anonymous
by Casix Thistlebane
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
*Tap, tappitytappitytappitytappity.... tap. Tap.
Tap*
"Mmmmmpht."
"It's just me Buffy, go back to bed."
"Wxptttlsprtttttttx."
*Tap, tappitytappitytappity--*
"Mmphw?"
"Yeah Buff?"
"Wha mmr nu bffim?"
"Just talking online with some friends."
"Mfffy?"
"I didn't catch that last one."
"Mmmph. Why?"
"Why not?"
"It's 5:00 in the morning, that's why."
"Is it? Wow! Sorry, I'll try and keep it down."
"Mmpht."
*....*
*.....*
*...Tap. Tappitytappitytappitytappity
taptaptaptaptapTAP!*
"Mphxtttlw!"
"Sorry."
"Willow, this is the third night this week!"
"I don't mean to...."
"Maybe you should see a doctor about it."
"It's okay, Buffy. I've been doing this since I was
thirteen. I'm used spending my nights online. And it
does help for those all night emergencies...."
"Will, you've got to sleep some time."
"And I do! It's just sometimes I get excited about
something, or worked up, and I can't sleep is all."
"Okay, but I'VE got to sleep sometime!"
"Right. Sorry. I'll be quieter."
"Mmmmpht."
*.....*
*Tap..... tap.... tap... tap tap... tap tap tap....
tappitytappitytappitytappity tap tap tap!*
"MPHHHTTTTTTPTTTTBL!"
*Whizzz, thunk*
"What the... NyQuil? Buffy, I don't need."
"Mppppt."
"Geez."
*....*
*....*
*tap--*
*Whack! Crash snap sizzle sizzle.... pop whirr ding.*
"My monitor!"
"Whack! Sizzle...*
"Alright, alright, I'm going to bed!"
"Mmmpht."
"Just let me read a couple--"
*Whack! Pop, sizzle....*
"Night Buffy,"
"Mmm."
*Snore....*
*Whack!*
The End
Casix, who's really glad right now that her roommate
doesn't get back till february....
=====
Casix Thistlebane
Exhalted Archivist of all things Ficapaloozian
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/ficapalooza/
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends."
--Schmendrick the Magician
