Babadeeboopie, givem da roofie.
Sorry, I felt like doing that.
TO THE STORY, I OWN DIDDLY DARN NOTHING GODDAMMIT
Naruto was currently waiting outside of the front gates of Konoha for his team and Team Nine. What happened was Lee challenged Naruto too a race and Kakashi said for Naruto too go all out, so Naruto took off all his weights, gravity seal and pumped a very large amount of Cosmic Chakra into his legs and sprinted all the way to here. It was safe to say he won the race.
Since Naruto knew he would be waiting for awhile, he had a shadow clone carry all of his stuff to his house and get him a large bowl of ramen for his eating pleasure. After finishing his ramen and having nothing else to do, Naruto began meditating, this time using it specifically for the Cosmic Eye which gave Naruto a very Byakugan like vision, only better.
Once Lee and their teams arrived they headed to the Hokage's office and Naruto explained Zabuza and Haku to the Old Man.
"So you want Zabuza and Haku to join the leaf village?" The Old Hokage asked Naruto. This was highly unlikely for anyone to try, especially Naruto.
"Yes. And I was thinking Haku could join our team or me and Haku could make our own special team. And both me and Sasuke can vouch for Haku's skill to be at least Genin. And I was thinking that Zabuza could be interrogated by Inoichi and his team, so it's full proof." Naruto explained to the Old Man. To pretty much everyone that thought they knew Naruto, this was unusual for the merciless boy.
"I don't see how that could go wrong... Alright, we'll administer Zabuza and Haku as leaf nin, but Naruto you're in charge of providing living space for them until they are deemed trustworthy, got it? And for now Haku will remain a special nin and won't join a team or take part in the Chunin Exams." The Aged Kage announced to everyone in the room.
Two ANBU teams showed up to escort Haku and Zabuza but before they left Naruto stopped them and told them to bring Zabuza and Haku to his house once they were free to go.
Once Team Seven and Team Nine were dismissed, Kakashi brought his team to Training Ground Seven. While they were walking there, Naruto wanted to know something.
"So, when are the Chunin Exams?" Naruto asked of Kakashi, expecting the man to know.
"H-How did you know what I wanted to talk to you about?" Kakashi responded with a question of his own. The man gave off no signs and alerted no one that he was going to bring up the Chunin Exams... So how THE FUCK did Naruto know that's exactly what Kakashi was going to talk about?
"Simple. I didn't." Naruto explained simply while he and his team continued walking and Kakashi kinda just stopped there in shock. First, the boy hands Kakashi's ass too him on a silver plate, then he takes down two High ranked dangerous ninja, and to finish it off he scares and takes down Zabuza. And now he knows what Kakashi was going to talk about before Kakashi even mentioned it. What was this boy, no calling Naruto a boy didn't do him justice, if anything he was a monster... What was this monster going to do next to show up Kakashi?
Once Kakashi got through with his miniature breakdown, they were all standing in Training Ground Seven, right around where Naruto kicked Kak- I mean where they took the Bell Test.
"Ahem, to answer your question Naruto, the Chunin Exams are in a week or so. Yes, that is the reason I brought you all here to talk to you. Now just decide to take exams and I'll inform you where the first part of the exams will take place." Kakashi explained to them. Naruto guessing what this was going to be about messed him up a bit. So he made it simpler and just left to themselves as he disappeared and not long after, Naruto as well, but too different locations.
The Next Day~
"I'm afraid Naruto's locked himself inside of his estate." The Third Hokage told Naruto's teammates and Sensei.
"Naruto has an estate?" Sasuke asked doubtfully.
"Indeed he does. It is up too Naruto whether or not you get to be told about how and why he has an estate. It is classified as a very high ranked secret, that only I, whoever Naruto chooses to tell/trust and a few others." Hiruzen explained to the Genin. Kakashi already knew, and well Sakura was obsessed with Sasuke, so she didn't care.
"For now Sai will function as Naruto's temporary replacement, until Naruto decides to return from his exclusive training." Hiruzen introduced the pale emotionless Sai to Team Seven.
Kakashi grabbed their mission scroll, with his Team and Sai, left the Hokage's office to fulfill the mission they were assigned.
Later~
Naruto was returning to his estate after grabbing some supplies. On his way, he noticed the grandson of the Hokage being picked on. Naruto sent the supplies home with a shadow clone and walked over to the clad in black Sand Ninja holding up the kid by his scarf.
"Come on Kankuro, leave the kid alo-" Temari was about to reprimand her brother when she accidentally made eye contact with the goggled beast in human skin.
"Wha- Who the he-" Kankuro was about to demand who this guy was when he made eye contact with him and froze in his tracks. Kankuro had never experienced so much killing intent in his life.
"Wh-who is th-this guy?! He's scarier than Gaara!" Both Sand Ninja thought in synced panic. Kankuro was so terrified he unknowingly dropped Konohamaru.
"That is Konohamaru Sarutobi, grandson of the Third Hokage. Attack of him could be thought of as an indirect attack on the Hokage himself." Naruto explained in a cold voice to the Sand Ninja.
"He's right you fool." A boy with red hair, Gaara, said insulting Kankuro and agreeing with Naruto. The boy had appeared with a swirl of sand in between Kankuro and Naruto, breaking the eye contact Temari and Kankuro held with the blonde. Gaara now held eye contact with Naruto. Outwardly it had no effect on him, but inwardly, he was panicking and so was the One Tail. The One Tail could tell that this boy had the Nine Tails and was much stronger than his jinchuriki, validating the freak out. The One Tail instantly feared and respected the Nine Tails and Naruto.
"You should keep your friends in check. Anyway, I'm Naruto. What's your name?" Naruto asked, trying for being civil.
"I'm Gaara." The red head said coldly in response.
Despite Gaara not showing his interior fear, Naruto knew, he always knew when he was feared. Naruto's lip curved upwards in a smirk at Gaara being able to suppress his fear.
Sasuke had arrived behind Konohamaru and his friends and saw the display. Sasuke was intrigued at who this new guy was and how he seemingly was able to go toe to toe with Naruto and at the prospect of trailing of either of them... If they hadn't both vanished at the same damn time.
"What the hell?" Sasuke voiced his frustration and walked away, returning to wherever he went.
Uh, some time laaaaater~
Sasuke and Sakura were heading to the exams when they heard two voices.
"Lee, I'm not going to fight you right before the exams. That would put you at a disadvantage." They heard Naruto's voice argue.
"Do not underestimate me! I can hold my own!" Lee argued in return.
"Fine." Naruto said tired of this argument. "Come at me."
Sasuke and Sakura had arrived to see Naruto standing across from Rock Lee. Naruto was wearing a blood red muscle shirt with large wrist bands that covered up to his elbow, with similar bands on his ankles covering up to the knee, these were 100 pounds each. Naruto wore the same pants and shoes as an ANBU member and his muscles are more defined and toned, everything else looking the same about the man. Unbeknownst to them however, Naruto's goggles were different in the aspect that they were designed to suppress his new Doujutsu's power, which would without a doubt piss off Sasuke. Naruto also had a seal painted on the exact center of his back to act as a gravity seal. Normally increasing gravity on a person stunted their growth, but Naruto's monstrous chakra counteracted that side effect.
Lee had taken his signature stance and charged at Naruto, attempting to swipe out Naruto's feet from under him, only for the bowl-cutted boy's leg to stop once they came in contact with the blonde's leg.
"I may have developed a new defense, but it doesn't mean I'm frail." Naruto announced to all who heard. Yeah, he did have a new defense technique, but he would activate it later.
Lee started to attack Naruto fluidly and openly with zero discretion or stealth. They all had zero effect on Naruto.
"Hey guys." Naruto said addressing Sakura and Sasuke while getting kicked in the side of the head and not reacting to it. "Do you think I should where this or keep it in a seal?" Naruto asked of them as he took out the Kubikiribocho and held it up with one arm.
"I think it would be intimidating to where it." Lee said his opinion to Naruto while kicking him in his exposed ribs.
"Thanks for your opinion, Lee." Naruto thanked as he put the giant sword on his back. Naruto was rather tall for his age, if it wasn't for Cosmic Energy, Naruto would be quite short.
"No problem." Lee said in return as he launched another kick at the Monster with blonde hair.
Sasuke and Sakura were both shocked at how civil Naruto and Lee were while one was attacking the other.
"It's been fun Lee, but time to rap this up." Naruto announced to Lee as he grabbed the boy's incoming leg and tossed him into a wall, denting the wall quite a bit and most likely leaving Lee stuck there for a while. "You fought good Lee, keep training, maybe you can find away around my Iron Skin Technique. I look forwards to our next bout." The Jinchuriki congratulated and proceeded to the exam room.
Now that Team 7 was standing outside the exam room, they were all standing outside the door, almost contemplating what to do.
"Anybody have something profound to say? A speech perhaps? Words of encouragement? Good Luck? No? Let's keep this shit simple then." Naruto asked his teammates before lifting his leg up and literally obliterating the doors with a single kick that put into little chips scattered in front of the door. Naruto then walked in and turned to the whole room.
"What's up Bitches?!" Naruto asked the majority of the room not expecting an response. Naruto was a fun and random guy when you weren't his opponent and he didn't have any cosmic energy pent up.
"You've made quite the entrance and a large amount of enemies." A rather old looking Genin said as he walked up to Team 7. Talk of Naruto had filled the room by the majority of people.
"Hell yeah." Naruto said in response to the Genin. Naruto was already highly suspicious of the man, it was the vibe he gave off, but Naruto acted as if nothing was wrong perfectly.
"My name's Kabuto. I'd like to help you guys, you're obviously rookies. And I've taken this exam a few times." Kabuto offered to them with slightly kind tone.
"What can you offer?" Sasuke asked with suspicion.
"My... Ninja Info Cards." Kaubuto said while displaying a handful of cards. Kabuto explained his Ninja Info Cards. And I'm not using dialogue for that because I'm lazy. (Bye Fourth Wall)
"I want to see cards on Rock Lee, Gaara and Naruto Uzumaki." Sasuke demanded of Kabuto. Kabuto displayed the information on them one by one. However he had limited information on Naruto.
"Damn the seals on that boy's estate keeping information away from me." Kabuto thought to himself. Sasuke was also frustrated by this lack of information.
Naruto smirked to himself at Kabuto's lack of information. It meant he was doing good at being stealthy and that he was better than those who would gather information on him and abuse it.
"Take a seat you miserable maggots!" Ibiki Morono said as he made his entrance. "I'm the proctor for the first part of these exams."
A/N: Naruto's father, Minato, had set up some things in case he died. He's not stupid. Also, Naruto is the reincarnation of Asura. Sasuke the reincarnation of Indra. Okay? Okay. Later!