Zetsu POV

He entered first and hid her from sight until he informed the others first. It was a safety precaution just in case someone reacted in a violent way, thinking she was an imposter or…whatever reason they'd come up with.

Kisame and Itachi took it calmy but Kisame almost crushed her in a tight hug. Zetsu never realized he liked her that much. Itachi actually showed an expression of relief and smiled. It was small, but it was there.

Deidara and Sasori were a different story. Deidara freaked out and almost threw a bomb at Zetsu, thinking it was a sick joke, until she ran in there to tackle him in a hug. He stood frozen on the spot and quickly hugged her back. He looked like he was going to cry again but didn't, instead, he gave her the flowers he got before.

"These are you're welcome home gift un." She took them with a smile, "Thank you Dei, they're so beautiful." He nervously chuckled, "I knew you would think so un." She hugged him again and then went to Sasori.

He was emotionless and let her embrace him. He gently patted her on the back, "Good to have you back." She just nodded and stayed silent.

Zetsu was still baffled, is there a bond between those two I don't know about? "Well, now for the main two. Are you ready Olivia." She nodded with a sulk. "Don't worry Olivee, they'll be happy to see you."

"I don't know Tobi." "What's so terrible that you wouldn't want your lover's to know about un?" She sighed, "Trust me, you won't like it either, but I'll tell everyone when I confront them." Sasori exchanged curious glances with Deidara as she left the room.

Zetsu came rushing out of the room to avoid those threads, "I'm telling the truth you prick!" He tried to stop her from going in there but it was too late.

My POV

I was so nervous but I went in, hoping what Tobi said was true and not the opposite. "Kakuzu, Hidan, can we um…." Damn, I can't even say anything. Their heads popped up and slowly turned to face me.

I waited for them to yell or something but nothing came. Hidan had his mouth hanging open and Kakuzu just gripped the chair and almost broke the handles in half. I bit my lip and turned to leave, 'What can I do? I caused them so much pain without intending to.'

I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned. Hidan stared at me blankly and warily touched my face; I tilted my face to meet his hand. Kakuzu slowly came over and did the same, "It's not an illusion."

I shook my head no, "There's a reason and I'm SO sorry." I let the tears fall, "Why are you fucking crying?" I sniffed, "I didn't mean to die and cause you guys so much pain, but it wasn't my fault!"

Kakuzu held me tightly, "It doesn't matter now." Hidan suddenly burst out laughing and attacked me with kisses, "You're fucking alive and it's not a fucking dream. I prayed to Jashin that you'd somehow come back and you did!"

I grimaced on his words but returned all those soothing kisses until it was Kakuzu's turn. I loved these men so much and never wanted this moment to end, but as usual, it had to. Once we finally kissed each other to death it was time to tell them what happened.

Everyone was in the room, anxious to know how I'm alive when I was pronounced dead around thirty minutes ago. I took some deep breaths and began my tale.

The last thing I remember is being in unbearable pain and going through the emergency doors, after that, nothing but black. I woke up, thinking I was in the hospital, but I wasn't. I was leaning against a tree in what appeared to be the woods, but it was hard to tell.

The area was almost completely pitch black, except for the bright fog covering the ground around me, and I could only make out certain shapes surrounding me; they resembled trees thus why I thought to be in the woods.

I looked down at myself and looked fine, "What?" I lifted my shirt and my body showed no signs of being pregnant. I pulled it down and rubbed my head, "What's going on? Am I dead?"

"In a manner of speaking." An ominous voice answered me and I soon heard footsteps approaching. I was scared of course and could only wait until whoever it was appeared. A man came out of the darkness and simply stared.

This man was terrifying beyond a doubt; there was something about him that was evil and conniving. I took in his appearance until I saw a familiar item around his neck; no way! "Are you…..Jashin?" "That's Jashin-sama to you girl." I took a deep breath but said nothing.

He smirked at my silence, "Cat got your tongue girl?" "My name is Olivia." That smirk of his got wider, "So you do have some spunk after all. I was beginning to wonder if I saved the wrong person." What did he just say? "What are you talking about?"

"I see I have to explain the circumstances to you….Oli..via!" He dragged out the syllables in a mocking tone and I didn't like it. "You see, there was an issue with your delivery and caused the infant to be lost, along with your own life. I intervened before you crossed over to offer you a deal."

"I lost the baby and I'm dead?" "Yes." It took me a minute to comprehend this and upset me that the baby died. 'The other's must be as upset as me….poor Hidan, he was actually looking forward to being a daddy.'

Jashin grew irritated, "Are you finished moping so I can continue?" I sighed and gave him my attention, "Why do you want to make a deal with me?" "For Hidan's sake. You see, if something happens to you or Kakuzu, he'll slack up on giving me sacrifices and I can't have that. He is my most loyal follower and can't afford for any misfortune to befall him."

I made a face at him, "I don't by it. If this is a deal, that means I have to do something in return to get my life back?" He grinned evilly, "Oh, aren't you a clever one. Yes, I have an ulterior motive in mind." "Like what?"

"Hidan is a true follower and a thought occurred to me. Never before has anyone been born into Jashinism and what better way, than for him to produce a child."

"That's why I'm here?" He pointed at me, "Yes and you are to bear his child once again, but this time it'll surely be a success since the other wasn't a true heir." My head snapped up, "What do you mean?"

He chuckled, "The child wouldn't have been born a true jashinist unless, the mother, you, are to convert and give yourself to me."

I have a very bad feeling and started to shake with fury, "Did you make something go wrong with me on purpose." He smirked, "And what if I did."

I slowly stood up, "I take it that you were also the cause for me getting pregnant in the first place and made sure that jutsu wouldn't work?" "Of course."

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" He cocked an eyebrow, "What's the matter?" "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S THE FUCKING MATTER! I went through all that hormone, pain, and getting fat crap for what? Only for something to go wrong and some fucked up god to tell me he did it for his own selfish purposes?"

He glared at me menacingly, "You better watch how you smear my name girl or I'll will make you pay for your insolence." I was in tears now, "I don't fucking care! I lost the baby for nothing!"

He quickly came at me and pinned me up against the tree, "It was NOT for nothing. You're going to be brought back to life after you give yourself to me and bear a true jashinist!"

I shook my head, "No I'm not!" He whispered dangerously in my ear, "I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter, you WILL do what I say unless you want to be fucked raw." I knew Hidan had to have sex with him to be with Kakuzu but..."What does sex have to do with this?"

He snorted, "Let me see, since you're not a shinobi. The only way you can convert is to give your body to me; it makes perfect sense if you think about it." I averted eye contact, "What if I don't?"He growled, "So obstinate, no wonder Hidan likes you."

He licked the shell of my ear and murmured seductively, "You can't get out this so why make it hard on yourself. I'd rather not take you by force, but if I must, I will fuck you raw without any preparation." I gulped since I knew that wasn't a bluff, he is an evil god after all.

"What'll happen?" "Don't worry, everything will be fine. My seed will send some of my life force into your body and you'll become one with me. You will become a jashinist, but unlike Hidan, you're purpose is to bear me a follower or two."

I nodded and accepted to his demand. He nuzzled my neck, "Good girl. Just so you'll know, I haven't been with a woman for a very long time."

He surprisingly kissed me on the lips gently and molded them onto mine. He growled and pinched my side when I didn't meet his kisses. I flinched but allow his tongue into my mouth so he could devour it.

He's actually reminding me of Hidan in way, when he's demanding for attention. He attacked my neck with tiny bites and placed me on the ground before sliding his icy fingers up my shirt and making me gasp. "Damn your fingers are like ice." He chuckled and easily ripped my shirt apart, "Then help me warm them up."

He slid them down my slacks and between my legs. He placed a gentle kiss on my forehead, "Relax, I want you to enjoy this." I held in a small gasp when he fondled me down there and irritated him. "Now don't be like that." He literally ripped the rest of my clothes off, leaving me completely vulnerable and nervous as hell.

He scanned me with that lustful gaze of his as he took his own off and then attacked my nipples with his mouth. I let out a moan from the sudden attack on my breasts and him grinding his obviously erect cock against my pelvic area.

He licked his way down lower and murmured, "That's better. I want to know I'm pleasuring you." He suddenly attacked my clit fiercely with sucks and licks, which made me cry out and arch my back.

I ended up whimpering and trying to push his head away, the pressure he was applying was too much. He took that action for an incentive to dive his eager tongue inside me. I gripped his hair and bucked my hips up uncontrollably, knowing I was on the edge.

He went faster and sent me reveling in bliss. I panted and watched him licked his lips, savoring my fluids obviously. He lifted my hips and placed his cock at my entrance. He chuckled when he saw my eyes grow wider, "Like what you see?" I rolled my eyes, 'yeah he was very big.'

He glided it in and sighed with pleasure when it was fully sheathed inside me. I whimpered from the size and he began to thrust hard and fast, causing me to cry out in pain and heated pleasure.

I dug my nails into his shoulders and he growled. He seemed like he couldn't control his urges to pound into me and lifted my legs onto his elbows. He held my hips tightly, "Forgive me for not being gentle as intended."

He pounded into me hard and fast with me practically screaming in pain that then turned to pleasure. "Now, say my name like a good girl." This was probably part of the converting process. "J..J..Jashin." "Nuh-uh, that's not how you refer me. Now apologize and say it right."

"I..I'm sorry…Jashin-sama." "Good, now repeat after me: I Olivia shall worship Jashin-sama." He slowed down to a moderate, steady pace so I could speak more clearly, "I Olivia, shall worship Jashin-sama." "And willingly give my body and soul to pledge my eternal loyalty." "And…willingly give my body and soul to pledge my eternal loyalty."

He leaned down and locked mouths with me again and pounded the hell out of me until I let out a muffled moan when I came. He groaned as loud as I did and sucked my neck, going even harder than before, "It's time Olivia." He growled in my neck and shoved his tongue in my mouth when his body shuddered and released.

I felt a hot substance go throughout my entire body and it burned. It didn't hurt but it felt weird. My body was already limp and worn out when he leaned next to my ear and whispered triumphantly.

"You've become one with me and hope you enjoyed your initiation to jashinism, because I'll never forget it. Since you were a good girl, I'll let you have a few years before I expect a child to be born."

I was almost out of it when he brought his face only an inch from mine, "When you wake up, you're body will be completely unscathed and can go living as you were before." He placed a gentle kiss on my lips, "Until we meet again Oli…via."

"So, when I came to I was on the hospital bed, like he said. Although, the doctor and nurses about had a total mental breakdown saying I was a ghost, so I got out of there and here I am. I can tell you one thing, I gave him a piece of my mind!" They just stared in compete shock but believed me.

"That Jashin is a bastard un!" "I couldn't agree more." Hidan scowled, "Hey, don't fucking foul mouth Jashin-sama!" Kakuzu glared at him, "How can you defend him, he's the damn cause behind all this drama and made us all feel like shit; her most of all."

"Tobi don't like Jashin method at all. He made Olivee be in pain and sad." "That's just fucking twisted if you ask me!" Hidan took a deep breath, "I admit, I don't fucking like it either, but Jashin-sama DID fucking bring her back to us."

Itachi glared, "He caused her to die in the first place, so I don't see where that's relevant to that." Kisame snorted, "He forced her to sleep with him and you don't seem to be a bit bothered by it Hidan."

Hidan punched the wall and muttered, "I'm fucking well aware of that but there's nothing we can do except focus on what's going on now!" Tobi bounced up and hugged me, "Olivee's back and that's all that matters now!" Deidara smirked, "You're right Tobi. That's the most important thing and we'll still get to look forward to having a baby un."

Kisame stood up and ruffled my hair, "Yeah, fuck what's happened so far and let's enjoy that our family is back together!" Their optimism was rubbing off on the rest of us and we ended up grinning from ear to ear.

I'll have a baby in another few years and he won't intervene until then. That'll give me something to look forward to and then focus on having Kakuzu's next; it is only fair to my lover.

"Wait a fucking minute! Olivia?" "Yeah." He gave me that cocky smirk of his, "Does this fucking mean you're a jashinist like me?" I shrugged, "From my understanding I think I am." 'Even though Jashin's a cruel bastard.' I hope you didn't mean that Oli…via?

Shit, I didn't know he could read my mind! 'Do you have to keep mocking me in that tone?' Yes, I find you amusing so be a good girl and apologize. 'I'm sorry for calling you that Jashin-sama, but please don't do anything like that again?' I could hear him chuckle in my ear, I forgive you and since you said please, I'll be lenient this time. 'Thank you.'

Hidan attacked me with a hug and boasted, "Yes! Beware all you heathens; Olivia's now a fucking jashinist like yours truly!"

Kakuzu groaned and buried his face in his hands, "Damn, not another one." "Don't worry Kakuzu, I'm not going to go overboard like he does." "Hey, I don't fucking do tha…hold that thought!"

He ran out of the room and soon came back with a kunai. I cocked an eyebrow and he approached slowly, "If you're like me, then that means you can't fucking die."

"Hidan, don't you dare!"

FINI!

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