The plague of Zombies had gone on for years. The Irkens had been fighting them, but as more were killed by the zombies, more zombies appeared. It looked like hopeless cause.
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The tallers and the Tallest were discussing the problems of the zombies.
'Maybe we should try to destroy the food source?' Food Taller Sploodge suggested.
'But they eat Brains! The only way to get rid of the food-source would be to make Irkens lose their brains, and then they would die anyway!' Information Officer Taller Skatch replied.
All at the meeting thought long and hard about this. Faint screams echoed in the distance
'What if Irkens weren't reliant on their brains? Then they would be ale to continue fighting after they had lost them, and losing the brain wouldn't affect them at all.' This suggestion was from Military Tallest Hugo.
'That would be impossible, it would take too long to create and distribute artificial brains.' Almighty Tallest Rushkar responded.
'Actually, sir, Scientists have been working on a form of artificial life-support to lower smeet deaths and would easily be able to intergrate a brain into the systems. It would also make the populous more subservient and wouldn't question orders given to them by the Tallest,' Science Taller Venn Sega said.
'Really? and would it be efficient in Monies use?' Economics Taller Glof asked.
'Yes, sir. They can also be recycled after an Irken wearing them dies.'
'Then get them created and distributed. I want all Irkens to be wearing artificial brains by the end of the year. Even the Zombies, they can become cheap labour.'
The collected Irkens all hurried off to make the artificial brains a reality.
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By the end of the year all Irkens had been fitted with Personal, Automated Krllxks, or PAKS. Almighty Tallest Rushkar was celebrated as the greatest Tallest to ever live, and the dawning of the new Irken age was set to begin.
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Woo-Hoo!! A story about zombies. This was compiled thanks to two episodes. The Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom, and Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy. The first one with Zims almost phobic reaction to zombies, and the second one because of Zim not having his brain in his head.
I apologise if I stole a name, but I just grabbed ones that came to mind.
After thought: Maybe I'll write more of these