A/N: here's the third part!
Disclaimer: CBS owns the boys. Nik Nak and I own the rest.
Title: Christmas Surprises Part three: Christmas morning.
Part: 3 of 5-6?
Summary: The two couples have Christmas morning together, then head over to the Flacks. Kylie plays a prank on her brother.
DECEMBER 25th
Flack let out a groan as Niki rolled over, and slapped him in the chest. This wasn't how he'd been planning Christmas to go. Had Niki been sober, she would have woke him up at 5 in the morning to open her presents, and give him his in return. But she was drunk, and when she woke up, she was going to be hung-over and pissed off. Worst Christmas ever, he thought as he climbed out of bed to start the coffee.
From the kitchen, Flack could hear Apollo's collar jingling around and a small moan. And let the fun begin, he thought. He turned from the coffee maker and saw Niki standing in the kitchen, Apollo by her side. She honestly looked like hell.
"Merry Christmas." She said, smiling.
"Merry Christmas to you too." He said back, wrapping his arms around her waist and kissing her forehead. "How ya feelin'?"
Niki closed her eyes and buried her face into Flack's chest. "Like shit." She mumbled, "But it's Christmas so that's awesome."
"You want your present now or later?" Flack asked.
"Now," Niki whispered excitedly. She would have yelled a bit louder, but her head was throbbing. "What did you get me?"
"You'll have to wait," Flack shook his head, as he headed towards the bedroom to open his side of the dresser. Niki followed eagerly, and grabbed Flack's present as well.
"Christmas tree," she said, hurrying into the living room. Flack followed, his present behind his back, as he sat on the couch Niki had plopped down on. Apollo lay by her feet, chewing his bone.
"Me first," Niki cheered, taking her present from Flack.
Niki ripped the wrapping paper off of the box and threw it on the ground. She opened up the small back to find a sterling silver open-heart charm on a diamond chain.
"Oh my god!" Niki gushed, "It's so beautiful! I love it!" She jumped up and kissed him. "It's so pretty!"
"I do what I can." Flack shrugged, pleased Niki loved his gift.
"Now my gift is gonna look like a douche." Niki said sheepishly, giving Flack her present to him.
Flack took the green bow off the red and green wrapping paper decorated with snowmen, and stamped it on Niki's forehead, causing her to giggle.
"A lint roller," Flack said, acting like he was excited. "You shouldn't have."
"You always complain about Apollo's fur."
"That was very considerate of you," Flack said, kissing Niki. He opened up the lint roller, and began to run it against her chest. "You got a little bit of hair on you," he said, causing Niki to laugh.
"Stop it!" Niki laughed, "I'll sick Apollo on you!"
Flack leaned back and put the lint roller down. Niki smiled at him with satisfaction. Apollo rested his head on her lap and looked up at her.
"Oh!" She jumped off the couch and ran to the tree, "Apollo here's your present buddy!" She slid the awkwardly wrapped present out from under the tree. Apollo pounced on it and started ripping the wrapping papers to shred.
"Oh man." Flack mumbled, turning away from Apollo. Even though he couldn't see it, he could hear Apollo's snarls and teeth shredding the paper.
"A bone," Flack said. "Big shocker there."
"Shut up,' Niki said, throwing a candy cane at Flack, which he caught. "When are we going to your parents?"
"Whenever," Flack shrugged. "Dinner is at 6."
"So we should leave here at about 3 so we can get there at 4," Niki suggested.
"Sure."
"Is Kales bringing Milo?"
"Of course," Flack said. "Why wouldn't she show off the puppy that proves her and Danny are in a serious, committed relationship?"
"Then I'm bringing Apollo."
"Fine. But if you go in any closets with Brent, I'm gonna kill both of you."
Niki laughed at Flack. "Hey, I'll keep my hands off of him, but I can't make any promises for him. I have this pretty hot outfit planned out."
"Oh really?" Flack asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah really." Niki smiled, snuggling with Apollo. "It might be considered slutty for going to your parents from Christmas, but I look really good in it. And I love making your brother's wives and girlfriends jealous!"
"Great," Flack said. "That's what I need. My brothers trying to beat the shit out of me because I've got the hottest girl, and she likes to rub it in their wives faces."
"I try," Niki shrugged. "Plus, I think it will be hot to watch you fight Brent. But we both know they are gonna be hanging all over Danny, trying to figure out if he's a douche or not."
"True," Flack nodded his head. "But let's be clear. You flirt with Brent, or go anywhere near him..."
"You'll kill us," Niki said rolling her eyes.
"I should have gotten you a Snuggie," Flack laughed watching Niki cuddle with a blanket and Apollo.
"Dork."
"But you love me." Flack smirked at her.
Niki rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love my dork."
"Love you too."
"If you really loved me you'd let me get another dog." Niki said, smiling at Flack. She stood up from the floor to straddle Flack. She rested her head on his forehead and whispered. "Seriously, if you loved me you would let me get this dog guilt free."
"Totally not guilt free," Flack chuckled.
"Is too," Niki said, giving him a kiss.
"Babe," Flack whispered, tucking her hair behind her ear. "You're straddling my waist and whispering in my ear." he leaned up and whispered in her ear. "I don't like dogs."
"But you love me," Niki whispered. "And I love doggies."
"We'll have to talk about it," Flack finally sighed nodding his head. "Later. After Christmas Dinner. After New Year's."
"But that's such a long time!" Niki whined, pouting her lip.
Flack shook his head, "I think you can handle the wait."
"Well if I have to wait for the dog talk, then you can just wait to have sex." Niki smirked, jumping off Flack and heading toward the kitchen.
"You are not going to do that to me."
Niki stuck her ass out as she went threw the fridge. Flack groaned as he watched her swing it back and forth.
"I can and I will." She shouted from the fridge.
"Says the girl who guilted me into sex," Flack said, getting up from the couch. "I'm gonna hop in the shower."
"I'm not joining you," Niki informed him, sitting at the breakfast bar, giving him a grin.
"I've got a hand and it works perfectly fine," Flack informed her.
"Gross," Niki said, rolling her eyes.
"Well you brought this on yourself." Flack said, walking toward the bathroom.
"Don't get my shower all dirty and gross!" Niki shouted after him.
Flack rolled his eyes and chuckled to himself. He was definitely wrong about this being the worst Christmas ever.
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Kylie watched as Danny slept quietly, Milo in between them, sleeping on his belly, his head under Danny's armpit. Kylie pressed a kiss to Danny's nose, causing him to shift in his sleep.
"Merry Christmas," she giggled when Milo woke up, and let out a bark.
"Merry Christmas," Danny smiled, rolling on his side to kiss Kylie. "What did Santa bring me?"
"A hot brunette with blue eyes," Kylie gigged, pressing her lips to Danny's. "He brought me a nice hunky shirtless man," she said, squeezing Danny's arm.
"Yeah, you know I've been hitting the gym." Danny smiled, flexing his arms.
Kylie wiggled her eyebrows and ran her fingers along Danny's arm. "I've noticed."
"So what did you get me for Christmas?" Danny asked, sitting up in the bed.
"Isn't me naked good enough?" Kylie asked, holding Milo to her chest.
"It's enough," Danny smirked. "But I see that everyday."
"It's under the tree," Kylie said, and laughed when Danny jumped quickly from bed. "You have to wait until I come back from letting Milo out," she told him. "If I see you've just touched it, you aren't getting it."
"Yes ma'am," Danny said, pulling sweatpants over his legs.
"Can you not put your shirt on?" Kylie asked.
Danny gave her a smile. "Of course I won't, " he said. "If that's what you'd like me to do."
"I like it," Kylie blushed, standing on her knees at the edge of the bed to give Danny a kiss.
"Get your jacket on to take Milo out," Danny said. "I'll start the coffee."
"And omelets?"
"Yes and omelets." Danny said. He helped Kylie off the bed and followed her out of the room. He watched her leave the apartment and then he went to preparing breakfast. The omelets were just about ready when Danny heard the front door open and Milo's little paws scurrying across the hardwood floor.
"Are you bringing him to your parents?" Danny asked from the kitchen.
"Of course!" Kylie chirped, "Why would I not bring my favorite present ever!"
"Great that means Niki's gonna wanna bring Apollo." Danny rolled his eyes. He turned around to see Kylie standing there a wrapped gift in her hand.
"So what? At least Milo will have a friend there." She smiled, handing Danny his Christmas gift.
"Oh boy," Danny said, taking the box. He opened the box and gave Kylie a smile. "A license plate?" he asked.
"I named your motorcycle," she smiled. "And I registered everything while you were 'picking up Milo.' Don't worry I didn't drive it, but she needed a name."
Danny nodded his head, at the license plate that read "Kylie". "You would name it after yourself," he said, giving her a kiss. "Should we go outside and switch the plates?"
"Wait!" Kylie said, heading back for the tree. "One more gift. One more," she said, handing him a larger box.
"What the?"
"Open it," she cheered. Danny nodded his head, and opened the gift. "You only have one helmet," she explained. "So I got you one so you're safe when I go riding with you too."
Danny pulled the bike helmet from its box. Kylie had ordered a custom made black motor helmet with the Mets logo on the side.
"I love it," he assured her giving her a kiss. "If it wasn't so cold I'd say we could drive it to your parents."
"No way!" Kylie yelled, "I will not let my baby ride a dangerous motorcycle!"
"Alright, alright." Danny said, laughing, "I guess we're taking your car then."
"I'm fine with that. Are the omelets done yet?" Kylie asked, trying to look over Danny's shoulder.
He turned around and slid the omelet out of the pan and on to the plate. He handed Kylie the plate with a smile. "Enjoy your meal!"
"Oh I will be. It's not everyday I get to eat amazing omelets with a shirtless hunk wandering around my kitchen."
Danny stood in the middle of the kitchen and flexed his muscles. Kylie whistled at him, causing Milo to start barking. Danny picked up Milo and brought him to his chest.
"Now that is one sexy sight." Kylie said, wiggling her eyebrows.
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Kylie opened the front door to her parents' home, Milo and Danny following her as she did. "Mom? Daddy?" She called.
"In here!" Brent Flack called from the living room. Kylie headed down the hall and smiled at Brent who was sitting next to Niki as they watched football.
"Milo!" Niki said excitedly, causing Milo to run towards her.
"Hey baby," Flack Sr. said, walking towards Kylie. He gave her a hug and kissed the top of her head. "How have you been?"
"I'm good, Daddy," Kylie smiled. "You know Danny right?"
"I knew him as Flack's friend," Flack Sr. said, holding his hand out to shake Danny's. "Apparently he's your boyfriend now. That's what I hear at least."
"Yes, sir," Danny smiled.
"Who told you?" Kylie asked, already eyeing her best friend.
"His favorite daughter!" Niki sang from the couch.
Milo had forgotten about Niki and was now playing with Apollo in front of the couch.
"And I hear he got you your dream dog." Flack Sr. said, eyeing Danny.
Kylie rolled her eyes and slapped her friend on the back of the head. "Yes Daddy he did." She leaned down and whispered in Niki's ear, "Don't you have some rules you should be following?"
Niki rolled her eyes. "I'm just watching football with my favorite Flack, that's all."
"Let Donnie see you," Kylie warned, sitting next to Niki. "Where is everyone?"
"The boys are helping Ma out with something in the kitchen," Brent said. "I got here after she hassled all of them."
"Lucky you," Kylie laughed. "The wives and children?"
"Running around somewhere," Brent shrugged.
"Right here, Auntie Kylie!" 7-year-old Liam said, hugging Kylie. "Dad. Says. You got. Dog?" Liam had Down syndrome, and Kylie had been the most accepting of the Flacks at first. It was okay, she had assured everyone. He's just gonna be a little different. He'll still be a Flack. And he was. He loved sports, and he loved picking on his brothers, and sister, and he loved his aunt and uncles. He was a normal boy for the most part.
"Hey Liam," Kylie smiled, giving Liam a kiss. "Where's your Mom?"
"Kitchen."
"Gotchyaa," Kylie nodded her head. "Did you see the puppy yet?"
"No," Liam shook his head, sitting on the floor to play with Apollo and Milo.
"Niki make sure that dog plays nice with my grandson." Flack Sr. said sternly.
Niki turned her head to face Flack Sr. "Don't worry," She reassured him, "Apollo is a great dog."
"Yeah great as in massive." Brent laughed.
Niki punched Brent in the arm and gave him a look. "He's a sweetheart...when he wants to be."
"Well Milo's just a baby so no one has to worry about him." Kylie said, wanting to bring her dog into the conversation.
"We know Kales." Everyone in the room said at the same time.
"Auntie Kylie!" Liam shouted, causing everyone to look toward him. "The. Doggies. Are so. Nice." Apollo had rolled on to his stomach to allow Liam to rub it. And Milo was sitting in his lap licking his face.
Kylie nodded her head. "That's because Niki taught them how to be nice."
"When I big," Liam said spreading his arms wide. "I be a dog trainer like Niki."
"Kylie!" Mrs. Flack cheered, hurrying into the living room after hearing Kylie was there. "Oh, look at you! She squeezed Kylie's cheeks and gave her a kiss.
"Hi Mom," Kyle rolled her eyes, hugging her mother. Mrs. Flack pulled away from Kylie and gave Danny a hug as well.
"You've put on some weight, young man," she said, patting Danny's belly. "Oh! It's all muscle," she blushed.
"Darlene," Flack Sr. scolded her. "You don't like him, remember?"
"Oh, you're just mad because he is sexier than you were at that age," Mrs. Flack said waving Flack Sr. off. "You come in the kitchen and get some food in you," she said pointing to Danny.
"Well that wasn't awkward at all." Niki mumbled, making Kylie and Brent laugh.
"You're telling me." Flack Sr. sighed, and then sat down on the armchair next to the couch.
"Oh come on, come on!" Niki shouted, jumping up from the couch, "Go, go, go! Yes touchdown Saints! Go Reggie! Go Reggie!"
Brent grabbed Niki's arm and pulled her back to the couch. "You're disgracing this house Nik."
"Yeah, what the hell?! I thought you were a Giants fan?" Kylie asked. She shot Brent a look who just shrugged it off.
"I am," Niki shrugged, "But I love Reggie Bush. So I'm a Saints fan as well."
Flack Sr. shook his head and laughed at the kids. He turned his attention to his grandson, who was still playing with the dogs.
"Gamps," Liam said, laughing as Milo and Apollo licked him. "Gamps, get a ball? To throw?"
"There's one somewhere around here," Flack Sr. said, standing up. "I'll be right back, Kales?"
"He's 7 Dad," Kylie rolled her eyes, but stood up and headed towards Liam. If it were up to her father, Liam would never leave his side.
"Kales, go get me a soda," Brent said, when he realized that his father had left the room, Danny had been dragged off by his mom, and Kylie was the only one in the room to keep him from hitting on Niki.
Kylie glared at Brent, knowing why he wanted to get rid of her. "Get your own damned soda, you prick."
"I asked nicely."
"I'm not your personal maid."
Niki rolled her eyes at the two bickering. Out of all the siblings, though Brent and Kylie were the closest, being twins, they fought the most.
"Go get me a fucking soda."
"I'll fight you for it," Kylie said, rolling the sleeves to her red sweater up.
"Not worth it," Brent shook his head.
"Whoa," Niki said, shaking her head. "Kales. The only fight I wanna see tonight is with Brent and Donnie Junior."
"That can be arranged." Brent winked at Niki. He draped his arm over the couch and had it slightly resting on Niki's shoulders.
"She's dating your brother." Kylie coughed.
"What's that little sis?" Brent asked, a cocky smile on his face. "You're gonna get my soda?"
Kylie rolled her eyes. "You're a douche." Kylie looked away from Liam and a smile came to her face. "Actually bro, I will get your soda. Come on Liam, come with me."
"Can the. Puppies come. Too?" Liam asked, not wanting to leave the dogs.
Kylie nodded her head and picked up Milo and grabbed Liam's hand. Apollo looked toward Niki, who nodded her head, allowing him to follow Liam.
"Alright," Kylie said, as she and Liam headed towards the garage were the sodas were kept in a separate fridge. "You, Mr. Liam, are about to learn about your first brotherly prank."
"What's that?" Liam asked, looking up at Kylie. Kylie opened the garage door, and headed towards the fridge. "It's cold."
"I agree," Kylie nodded her head. "It's freezing." She grabbed a coke form the fridge and gave Liam a smile as she shook the can. "Do you know what happens when you shake the lid?"
"Spoosh!" Liam said, waving his arms. "Coke goes everywhere."
Kylie nodded her head. "So shake this up real good and we'll give it to Uncle Brent, and it will splash in his face."
"That's a great prank!" Liam said excitedly, skipping through the garage, shaking the soda in his right hand.
"I know it is." Kylie smiled, "I used to do it all the time when I was your age."
"Auntie Kylie, you're funny!" Liam said, still shaking the soda can.
"Thank you! But remember the second we give Uncle Brent the can, we have to get out of there real fast."
"Got it!" Liam said excitedly, giving Kylie thumbs up to her nephew.
As they walked passed the kitchen, Kylie looked in to see her mother feeding Danny all sorts of food. He turned his head and saw her standing there and gave her a weak smile. Kylie giggled and blew him a kiss.
"Help," Danny mouthed. Kylie shook her head, and pointed at Liam who was still shaking the can.
"Danny," Liam said. "Auntie Kylie and me. Prank Uncle Brent," he said, walking into the living room to hand Brent his soda. "Here," Liam giggled, hurrying out of the living room.
"Thanks," Brent said, snapping the soda open, causing it to explode all over his brand new green t-shirt. "Kylie!" he screamed.
"Kylie!" Niki screamed, "These are new fucking pants that hardly fit now! What's gonna happen when I wash them!"
Liam was laughing hysterically, only to be held up by Kylie's hand. Milo and Apollo started to go nuts, trying to lick off all the soda that had exploded everywhere.
Kylie rolled her eyes and looked at her brother, "You're the one trying to hit on Donnie's girlfriend."
"You could have at least warned me!" Niki said.
"Eh," She shrugged, "That would have been too much work."
Niki rolled her eyes and hurried to the kitchen to get a wet paper towel.
"I've got pants upstairs," Kylie told her, we'll put those ones in the wash."
"That's not the point!" Nik said. "They are gonna shrink!"
"Don't buy slutty close to make your ass cheeks hang out," Danny suggested, earning a glare from Kylie and a smack in the back of the head from Niki.
"He's got a point," Kylie said. "But we'll hang them to dry so they don't shrink."
"Fine," Niki sighed, dropping her pants in front of Brent.
"Niki!" Kylie yelled, as both Brent and Danny watched Niki strip. "Bedroom. Now."
"Do you want me to put my pants back on too?" Niki asked, clearly annoyed.
"Nah, you can keep them off." Brent said, winking at her.
Kylie punched her twin and gave Niki a death glare.
"Fine, I'll put them on." Niki rolled her eyes and pulled up her pants.
"Now apologize." Kylie said sternly.
"For dropping my pants?" Niki asked, "I've never apologized for doing that. I'm a stripper for God's sake."
Kylie rolled her eyes and grabbed Niki by the arm to pull her upstairs.
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"Jesus, Kales, rip my arm off," Niki said, as Kylie pulled her upstairs.
"Don is gonna kill both of you," Kylie said, heading for her bedroom. "You know how he gets when you're flirting with other guys. Imagine how he is gonna feel when he finds out its with Brent."
"I'm not doing anything I wouldn't normally do. It's all Brent," Niki defended herself.
"Though I agree with that statement somewhat," Kyle started, opening up a drawer and throwing a pair of pants at Niki. "Stop stripping and being hot around him before Donnie strangles him, and not only am I twinless, my other brother is in jail for aggravated manslaughter."
Niki rolled her eyes and put on the pants Kylie threw at her. "I feel awkward in your pants."
Both girls looked at each other and burst out into laughter.
"I think it would kill Donnie to find that out." Kylie said in between laughter.
"Well it wouldn't so much if it was some random chick, but since it's you..."
"Incest. Ew!"
"Exactly!" Niki laughed, "So how do I do less hot?"
"Why are you asking me?"
Niki furrowed her eyebrows, "Well, you've been good at the one boyfriend thing, me, I'm better at the whole let's see how many guys I can sleep with."
Kylie shrugged, as she shut the drawer, and glanced around her room. "I don't know how to answer that without being corny."
Niki nodded her head. "Please?"
Kylie let out a sigh. "I think other guys are hot, sure. But flirting with Danny and kissing him and all that stuff is better than just randomly sleeping with guys. Have you ever noticed that all your one night stands are kinda lame...?" Kylie asked.
"My one night stands are not lame," Niki intruded.
"That's not what I mean," Kylie sighed, shrugging. "I mean they're about rough sex, and the guy wanting to come. But Danny's about...me."
"You're right, that was corny," Niki said, causing Kylie to throw a pillow at her.
"But I'm serious. Just think about when you have sex with Donnie and compare it to a one night stand."
Niki sat on the bed and scrunched her face in thought. "Okay doing the nasties with Donnie is way better."
"Yes you care! Now all you have to do is let him know."
"Um I did." Niki said, rolling her eyes.
"You told him you love him!" Kylie shouted.
Niki jumped off the bed and threw the pillow back at Kylie. "Shut up! Or I'll kill you!" Niki threatened her.
"Aw you love my brother." She gushed.
Niki put her hands in fists, and looked sternly at Kylie. "If you tell anyone..."
"You'll kill me blah, blah, blah," Kylie rolled her eyes. She turned to face Danny when he knocked on the wall besides her door.
"Dinner is ready. Everyone is eating away. Figured I'd let you know," he said, glancing around Kylie's room, which was covered in male actors and singers from the 1990's.
"Aw man! Ryan n' Jason are gonna eat everything before we can get down there! They're worse than Flack!" Niki said, jumping off the bed, and running down the steps two at a time.
"So you think all those guys are hot or something?" Danny asked, nodding toward the posters.
"Of course!" Kylie nodded, "Why else would they be in my room? Why are you jealous?"
"Me? Jealous of them? No way. They're all old now anyway."
Kylie rolled her eyes, "Actually, I'm pretty sure some of them are the same age as you."
"Yeah whatever." Danny shrugged. He wandered into Kylie's room and sat on her bed. He had always wondered what her room looked like. Sure he had been to The Flacks' a hundred times before, but he never had reason to sit in her room.
"You like?" Kylie asked, sitting beside him. Danny let out a laugh as he glanced towards her pillows, two were blue and two were green, and sitting on top of them was a pink stuffed teddy bear. He picked it up and set it in his lap. "James Randall gave that to me my junior year," she told Danny. "He won it at the football carnival."
"Was he cute?" Danny asked her.
"Not as cute as you," she smiled, giving him a kiss. "Come on, let's get some food," Kylie giggled when she heard Danny's stomach growling. "We'll come back up later," she winked causing Danny to give her a grin. He stood up from her bed, and set the bear where he had found it, and then grabbed her hand to go downstairs.