*The following chapters are to be set between Chapter 5 and Chapter 6*

The sun was half dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows against the sky's deep orange hue. Though the sun was low, the temperature was high. This is because Coop had recently torched a nearby pony village into ash. Several of the ponies were unable to escape their homes before the inferno began to rage. The blinding light of the flames shone bright behind MEGAS as it strolled away, appearing as a menacing blackness obstructing the light.

Coop wiped sweat from his forehead with the back of his arm and took a long gulp from a Mega Slush in the cup holder. "Ah! Burning those ponies up is thirsty work!" Coop said.

"But worth it!" Jamie said. "You think maybe I could get a sip of that?" Coop casually tossed the slushie to Jamie's seat. Jamie eagerly sucked down a mouthful. "Oh, Stratospheric Stawberry Slime! Nice."

"Can we please get back to the mission at hand?" Kiva said as she messed with the radar. "I'm getting a life sign off to the left but I can't tell if it's pony or not."

"Let's check it out!" Coop said, rubbing his palms together with excitement. Coop sent MEGAS off in the direction and found not a pony but a young dragon cowering behind a large boulder. He was shaking and couldn't move due to fear.

"Oh shit!" Coop said. "Look who it is, guys! It's Spike!"

"Who?" Jamie asked.

"His name is Spike. You'd think a dragon might actually be cool, but he's basically the ponies' little sidekick. And he's a major bitch."

"P-please don't hurt me! I don't wanna die!" Spike said with tears in his eyes.

"Ugh, I can tell!" Kiva said.

"Damn right. I think it's about time we end this kid!"

Coop quickly shifted gears and put MEGAS into action. MEGAS' arm shot out like a blur as it grabbed Spike in its thick metal grasp. Spike screamed and shouted up to the sky, begging for help. Tears streamed down his stupid little face. This made Coop glad as his features shifted into a grin. You could see the shadows in the pits of his eyes.

"Get ready to die, bitch!"

Then Coop made his next move. Sending MEGAS jumping into the air, he brutally threw Spike, straight down in a way an angry child might throw a bouncy ball. Spike could feel the rush of air pulling against his dragon scales as he flew at a rate of several miles per second. It was a split instant until he collided with the ground slamming against the very boulder he had been hiding behind. His body was buried deep within the stone and several of his bones were broken. He was unable to move on his own. In fact, his only movement was an impotent spasming in his arms and legs with each beat of his heart.

Jamie and Kiva found themselves amused with the pathetic display. Jamie in particular, as he held his sides, doubled over in a laughing fit. His breaths came out as dry whistles and he struggled to breathe.

"Oh man, Coop!" Jamie said. "I don't know what it is. Something about this dragon kid in pain like that just gets to me. Tell me you got more in mind."

"Hell yeah I do. Hold tight guys. Let's show that dragon what real fire breathing's all about!"

Coop bent MEGAS down and scooped up a large swath of dirt and soil, leaving a hole the size of an inground pool. He then filled the hole with several nearby stones and rocks. Once the pit was filled, Coop cracked his knuckles. "It's firing time!"

He flipped several switches and readied MEGAS' flamethrowers. Out from the weapons came a blanket of hellfire which engulfed the stones. The sheer heat was overwhelming as the rocks quickly began to glow red under the fire. Coop continued to rain down a constant stream of flames upon the area. The snaps and pops of the rocks bursting under the intense temperature were now audible. The heat had grown so intense that looking in Coops direction would blur your eyesight from even a mile away. White hot, seering flame continued to pour from MEGAS, roaring as the air itself was pulled into a powerful updraft. After several minutes, the rocks finally began to melt. Orangeish molten rock now seeped into the gaps between the stones dragging the heat even deeper. It was not long before Coop had created his own personal magma pool and he knew just who would test it out.

Spike was able to imagine his fate and he tried so desperately to get away to even roll himself to safety. It was no use. Buried within his rock prison with so many broken bones, he could hardly do so much as twitch. Coop had a wicked smile as he delicately picked Spike up by a leg. Dangling him upside down above the lava like a claw machine, Coop stared into his eyes.

"This is punishment." Coop said. "For all those years with this god-awful TV show. For creating the worst fanbase in all of history! You brought this on yourself." Then, before Spike could respond, Coop dropped him into the volcano pit of his own design. Coop felt the heat and turned on the AC so he, Jamie and Kiva could watch in comfort as Spike burned to death. The flesh under his scales seemed to bubble up as his scales frayed and exposed his sensitive skin beneath. As Spike was dropped into the lava and bobbed back up to the surface, the last thing Coop and the gang saw of him was his big scared eyes, which looked bubbled and lumpy despite his visible tears.

"Good shit, Coop. What's our next stop?"

"The city of Canterlot. These ponies are getting tough to find, so I'm thinking we head to where there's more of them around."

"Agreed. Good plan, Coop."

To Be Continued

Author's Note: I dedicate this chapter to ClayClaymore on youtube. In one of his newest videos he covered the My Little Pony movie and the pathetic fanboys who defend it. Though in 2017 most have let the brony hate die, his content still lights the anti-brony fire in my heart!