Dear Jo,
Let me tell you something about Harry Potter. He was my Godfather in Deathly Hallows. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in the end of the book, these people, Dolohov and Bellatrix, who was totally gorgeous but then she was my Aunt, killed my parents and Harry was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would stay at my Nan's instead of his, he'd be like, "Why didn't you floo me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-kids pool party, I was like, "Harry, I can't invite you, because I think you're a paedophile." I mean I couldn't have a paedophile at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a PEDO. So then his wife called my Nan and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of, like, the books because no one would talk to him, and he came back nineteen years later for the epilogue, he had one kid named after my dead cousin and one called Albus Severus and he was totally weird, and now I guess he on crack.
THAT GUY IS THE NASTIEST SKANK BITCH I HAVE EVER MET. DO NOT TRUST HIM. HE IS A FUGLY SLUT.
Love,
Teddy.
I promise I'll do a *serious* Teddy one... I just felt the need. I'm not usually one for teen girl comedies but Mean Girls is a classic...
I usually review reply but I wrote this and the last one together, uploaded the Harry one, went out and then uploaded this one later so I thought there was no point in review replying. And yes, I WAS basing Harry more on his AVPM character than the book one.
Thanks for the Dobby ideas! He'll be next :).