Me: Okay guys. Inuyasha is a character driven series sooo I think we should know all the characters pretty well.
Inuyasha: Yay…
Me: First question, how many times does Kikyo die?
Kikyo-haters: She's dead! Thanks god! 3 I think.
Kikyo:sweatdrops:
Kikyo-fans: Twice! I'm pretty sure…atleast.
Neutral People: 1! Its not that hard people!
Me: Well then…
:Kikyo-haters and Kikyo-fans start fighting
Kagome: Uhh…we're not like that.
Kikyo: I can't believe there getting so worked up over…
:Slowly turns head to Inuyasha:
Kikyo: points a accusing finger: You! This is all your fault!
Kagome: Yeah! You two timing scoundrel!
Kikyo: Do you know nothing about women?
Miroku: He does not….
Sango: Your one to talk…
Inuyasha: Hey!
Kagome: whispers: I love you!
Kikyo:cough:
Kagome: sorry.
Inuyasha: glares at two:
Me: Umm….:points to mini-battle.
Inuyasha: Can I just use Tetsusaiga to kill them all?
Kagome: SIT!
Kikyo: That's interesting. Can I try?
Kagome: Sure! Ha ha.
Kikyo: focuses: takes deep breath: Sit!
:nothing happens:
Inuyasha: A-ha ha!
Kikyo: glares:
Inuyasha: shuts up:
Kaede: Try 'beloved'.
Kikyo: raises eyebrow: Beloved?
Inuyasha: crashes to the ground:
Me: Guys…what about the little quarrel over there!
Kikyo and Kagome: ? What do you want us to do?
Me: There your fans!
Kagome and Kiyo: Oh…right.
Me: How about..say a quote.
Kagome: Ok…umm.
Me: Whispers in ear: Inuyasha come over here.
Me: Ready?
Me: Go.
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: KAGOME!
Kagome fans all look over and start doing cheesy InuKag stuff
Me: Kikyo?
Kikyo: My 'fans' are more inteligient than that. I think they'll stop.
Me: :holds up a big Kikyo sign:
Me: Okay…anyway! To answer the question, we're going to bring out one of Kikyo's biggest on-show stalkers!
Kagome: It better not be Inu-NARAKU? WTF?
Kikyo: I agree. ?
Inuyasha: HELL YES I AGREE! WTF!
Me: Well, he is-
Inuyasha: STFU!:draws Tetsusaiga:
Naraku: I thought I was here for tea…
Kikyo: …
Naraku: Kikyo! My beloved!
Kikyo: Inuyasha…since you have your sword out already, do you think….
Inuyasha: growls: slashes Naraku into little bits:
Me: …. Inuyasha! What the heck!:turns to Kikyo and Kagome: And why couldn't one of you're a million lovers stop you!
Kikyo: He called me 'beloved'.
Kagome: Inuyasha protecting Kikyo again! : bawls her eyes out:
Me:Anyway..I guess I'll bring out Kikyo's second stalker. And. Don't. Touch. Him.
Onigumo: Ok, you insolent creatures and my beloved Kikyo!
Kikyo: ….
Onigumo: Aww…you look sooo adorable! If beauty could kill, I'd have died more than you have!
Inuyasha: growls.:
Me: Watch it.
Onigumo: And your eyes! Your wonderful eyes! And remember that time you spilled porridge on me! What wonderful memories! I looooooove you sooooo much Kikyooooooo!
Musou: So do I!
Naraku: So do I!
Inuyasha:…
Kagome: You better not say it.
Kikyo: That's fine. My fan clubs big enough.
Me: Hell yeah!