Part 10: Horrible Side Effect, Part 1
Johnny hadn't felt well recently and decided to go to the hospital to get checked out. He was waiting for the doctor to give him the medicine he needed so he could leave and go home. He stared down at his black converses, he swung his legs back and forth. He heard the door open and he looked up, seeing the doctor step in.
"Okay, Johnny, I got the prescription ordered and all you have to do is go get it." The doctor said with a smile and Johnny jumped off the bed.
"There's a few side effects though…" The doctor muttered and Johnny stopped in his tracks.
"What side effects?" Johnny asked, concerned.
"The typical stuff, drowsiness and dry mouth.." The doctor said.
Johnny sighed but the doctor continued.
"and spontaneous orgasms..?" The doctor said, confused.
Johnny looked at the doctor like she was insane, the doctor shrugged.
"Must be a typo, but be weary of that.." The doctor muttered.
Johnny nodded and walked out of the room, going to pick up his medicine.
. . .
Johnny had arrived back home and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. He reached into the paper bag with his medicine inside and pulled it out, looking at the label while he filled his cup. He placed his glass on the counter and turned off the water. He opened the bottle and poured out one pill like the directions said. He placed the pill on his tongue and took a drink of water, swallowing the pill. Pouring out the water, he thought of the side effects, specifically the spontaneous orgasms one. He figured it was a huge joke so he shrugged it off as nothing. He noticed Dallas walk into the kitchen and looked into one of the cupboards.
"We need to go shopping, Johnny." Dallas muttered and closed the cupboards.
"Alright, is Keith awake?" Johnny asked.
Dallas sniggered, "barely, he's rarely awake."
"True, I'm going to tell him to get ready," Johnny walked out of the kitchen and entered the bedroom.
Two-Bit was laying on the bed, face down. Johnny shook the redhead to wake him.
"Keith, wake up, we have to go to the store." Johnny muttered and Two-Bit groaned.
"Do I have to go?" Two-Bit groaned and Johnny sighed.
"Yes, you have to, I don't trust you to stay here alone."
"I'm not five, Johnny!" Two-Bit exclaimed and rolled off the bed onto the floor.
"Whatever, get your shoes on and let's go," Johnny stated and began to walk out.
"Can I drive?" Two-Bit asked.
Johnny looked at Two-Bit only to see him giving him puppy eyes, the tan boy sighed.
"I guess but don't kill me and Dallas.." Johnny muttered and walked out.
. . .
Two-Bit violently pulled into the parking lot, causing Dallas to slam into the front car door and Johnny to near about fly out of his seat belt.
"Jesus, Keith, are you trying to kill us?" Dallas yelled as he fixed himself in his seat.
"No, I'm trying to tenderize you guys!" Two-Bit exclaimed and quickly pulled into an empty parking spot.
"Dallas, you're driving home, I hope you brought your wallet," Johnny muttered and unbuckled himself.
"Hey! I don't drive that bad!" Two-Bit defended.
"You crossed into the other lane at least fifty different times!" Dallas said while unbuckling himself.
"Oh, you're not supposed to do that?" Two-Bit asked.
"Exactly my point now get out," Johnny opened the car door and stepped out.
Dallas followed and the two waited for Two-Bit to get out of the car. Two-Bit crawled out of the car and lazily walked over to Dallas and Johnny.
"I hate people." Two-Bit stated and glared at the small store.
"You haven't even interacted with any.." Johnny muttered.
"Don't have to, I've dealt with them enough," Two-Bit walked toward the store with Dallas and Johnny following.
"Is that why you don't have a job yet?" Johnny sneered and Two-Bit glared at him.
"Maybe it is.." Two-Bit muttered as they stepped through the automatic doors.
"Whatever, let's just get what we need and get out, I don't like people at these kinds of places," Johnny grabbed a basket and pushed it at Dallas.
"Then why do you work at a place like this?" Two-Bit remarked, Johnny glared at him.
"Because I make money, now shush." Johnny retorted and Dallas began pushing the cart while Johnny walked in front.
Johnny felt a weird,tingly feeling in his stomach but brushed it off. He noticed that the side effects were quite real, especially the dry mouth. He began to pull things off the shelves and placing it in the basket, the feeling in his stomach got worse. It didn't hurt, it felt rather nice to him…too nice. He furrowed his brow into confusion as it became worse and worse, almost to an unbearable point. He looked back at Dallas and Two-Bit, both noticing the look on his face.
"Johnny, are you okay?" Two-Bit asked, slowly approaching Johnny.
Johnny shook his head and then let out a rather…sexual noise. Two-Bit was shocked to hear Johnny make such a noise, especially in public. Two-Bit stood confused as Johnny slowly fell to his knees, moaning softly into his hand.
"J-Johnny, what are you doing?!" Dallas exclaimed and stared at Johnny.
"I-I'm having an-an orgasm!" Johnny cried and groaned loudly.
"Does the sight of food make you that happy?" Two-Bit asked and Johnny glared at him.
"No! It's those damn pills I got today!" Johnny groaned and buried his face into his arm, his free hand grasping the crotch of his pants.
People would occasionally walk by and stare at Johnny, he wanted to cry but his orgasm wouldn't allow him to shed a single tear.
"D-Dallyyy, help mee!" Johnny moaned and Dallas sniggered.
"Stop talking Johnny, you're gonna turn me on then turn Two-Bit on and then everything becomes even more awkward." Dallas muttered.
"Make it stop!" Johnny yelled and took his hand away from his crotch, exposing a huge wet spot.
"Oh my God, it looks like you peed yourself!" Two-Bit cried and fell onto the floor laughing.
"Shut up!" Johnny moaned and whimpered.
"Has that one not finished yet?" Dallas asked.
"A-Almost.." Johnny panted.
Johnny slowly uncurled from the ball he was in and laid out on the floor, the orgasm was finished. He panted lightly while staring up at the ceiling, looking at the tiles and lights. Two-Bit had regained his composer and went to help Johnny stand up.
"Come on, we'll take what we got now and come back some other time," Two-Bit extended his hand.
Johnny used the hand that wasn't soaked to grab Two-Bit's hand, Two-Bit pulled the frail boy up and caught him so he didn't hit the tile. Johnny pulled off his jacket and held it infront of his crotch, he knew he would have to throw out these jeans. He wiped his soaked hand on his jeans, just wanting to get out of the store. As Two-Bit and Dallas payed for everything, Johnny was sitting on the bench by the automatic doors. He felt the feeling return into his stomach and he whimpered, running toward Dallas and Two-Bit.
"Two-Bit, I'm gunna have another ep-" Johnny was cut off when he felt his mind leave him once more.
"Aahh!" Johnny screeched and fell to the floor once again, Two-Bit picked up Johnny.
"I'm taking him to the car," Two-Bit said to Dallas and began to walk to the doors.
Johnny squirmed heavily in Two-Bit's arms, moaning softly into the redhead's chest.
"Keeeith!" Johnny moaned and clawed at Two-Bit's chest.
"Johnny, stop it," Two-Bit muttered and Johnny moaned into his hand.
"Mwaaa.." Johnny moaned and kicked his legs.
Two-Bit began to giggle at Johnny, barely making it to the car.
"D-Don't laugh at me!" Johnny cried and grabbed at his own crotch.
"I can't help it, some of the noises you make are hilarious!" Two-Bit laughed and Johnny scowled at him.
"I'll get you and Dallas back for not helping me the first time!" Johnny yelled and Two-Bit unlocked the car doors.
"Yeah, yeah," Two-Bit threw Johnny into the backseat, "good luck with that," Two-Bit muttered before slamming the car door.
Johnny growled and thought of a lot of different ways he could get them back. Two-Bit opened the passenger door and plopped into the seat and slammed the door shut, waiting for Dallas.
. . .
All three arrived back to their appartment and Johnny ran into the apartment when Dallas got it unlocked. He made his way to the bedroom and ripped off his ruined jeans and underwear. He placed his hand on the crotch of the underwear just to feel the stickiness of his own liquid. He blushes and changes his underwear and pants.
"I swear, you guys are jerks!" Johnny yelled while walking into the small kitchen.
"How so?" Dallas asked, sarcastically.
"I had a full blown orgasm on the floor of a grocery and you guys were making fun of me!" Johnny exclaimed and placed his hands on his hips.
"And? We can't help we found it funny," Two-Bit said and helped Dallas put the groceries away.
Johnny stomped off into the bedroom and began to think of a plan
of revenge, smiling slyly when he figured the beginning of a wonderful plan.
(Continued in part 2)
A/N: This part is in two parts, as a special that this reached ten whole parts! That's so awesome!