This came to me in the shower, actually, and this might actually have a sequel. xD I won't worry about that, cause at the moment i have stuff to do, but I will get my updates done!

Pairings: RoyEd

Ed's day was supposed to be spent with his loving brother and Miss Rockbell, a small break that they had in between missions that his obviously lazy lover had sent them on. Unfortunately, Glacier Hughes had an emergency, and needed someone to watch young Elysia, meaning that Roy took up the task to watch over his best friend's child. It was something he muttered to Edward, that it was the least he could do to repay the man for all that he had done, and Ed was happy to make sure Roy kept that goal.

So, he turned down taking Winry around, and decided to come home early from the library and make sure Roy wasn't feeding the girl charcoal and calling it food. Just... where were they? Elysia was wandering around the kitchen in a blind fold (of course, not safe for a kid), and there was no Roy in sight.

The blonde sighed, moving into the living room where the Colonel sat, legs crossed on the couch, reading the paper with his dazed expression which meant he was just staring at it for the purpose of staring. He never did read the paper, Ed assumed. He looked like he was sleeping. No way he could concentrate...

"Pony?"

Instead of opening his mouth like an intelligent bastard, Roy decided to be a smart ass and pull up a premade sign.

Polo Ardevior.

Ed blinked. It wasn't Roy's handwritting, obviously, far too sloppy for his professional hand, but it still didn't make much sense. His gaze didn't even leave his paper, the stubborn ass. "What?"

Roy gave a brief glance up that told him to shut up, and returned to his paper.

Fullmetal was not one to be ignored, dammit, and the paper was quickly ripped away from the man's hands, Ed's eyes narrowed as he watched the man fiddle for a moment. A pen in hand and a spare sheet of paper later, he began jotting down a quick note.

If she finds me, you're playing tea-party.

Of course, Ed still didn't get it, and the dull look appeared again on his Flame's face.

"Polo! I can't find you!"

Ed grinned. "Polo?"

"Shut up, it was her idea. I am not wearing a sun dress."

"Hey Elysia, com -- "

Roy clamped a hand over the blonde's mouth. "It's not Elysia, is It's Honora Marcquis, and I swear, Ed, if she finds me, you are joining us..."

Ed's laughs were stifled behind the hand, but quickly stopped when Roy froze. The dark-haired man was faced with the young girl he was supposed to be watching and playing hide-and-seek with, her green eyes blinking curiously. Obviously, she removed the blind fold. "Polo? Are we playing kidnap now?"

Roy smirked, lowering his lips to the youth's ear. "Yes, Edward would like to play with us, and like any damsel in distress, he needs a cute litte dress to go with it. Come, Honora, shall we dress up our hostage?"

"Roy!" Pathetic flails (so he didn't harm Elysia) were all he could do as he was pulled into game time with Roy and Elysia...