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Peggy pov

All of the death eaters in disguys started coming into the great hall. Me, cruncho, and spit were sitting near the door so we could escape if we needed to. But not that we will need to this plan is genious.

Everyone started comeing in and I don't know how we stopped ourselves from laughing it was soooo funny

The food appeared once evefyone was inside the grape hall and everyone started eating! It didn't start working immediately and we were looking kind of suspicious not eating.

Suddenly everyone stopped eating and got these weird distant looks they started just staring right in front of them. Then they all turned to look at me because I'm the one they all fell in love with.

"I wonder what would happen if I drank the amortentia. Would I fall in love with myself?" I asked curiously.

"Who cares just do it" spot said.

"Ok fine but I'm saving one of the bottles of amortentia so I can drink it later" peggy said then I stood up on the table and turned to the army of death eaters all in love with me. "Hey everyone what's upppp"

"I LOVE YOU PEGGY" one of them screamed lovingly.

"NO I LOVE HER" another screamed. The all started fighting over who loved me more.

"Ok so you know what would be great" I asked. I was about to tell them all to leave hogwarts and not come back but then I got hit with something? Like a stick? And I fell off the table. It took me a second to realize that it was crutchie who hit me with his crutch. "Dude what the newspaper" I said offendedly.

"LET ME FIGHT HIM FOR YOU PEGGY" one of the death eaters said. They all started coming towards crutchie ready to fight but he waved his wand and an invisible wall appeared so no one could get to us. Crutchey was looking noticably evil now. He waved his wand and me and spot both couldn't move.

"Are you a death eater or something" I asked jokingly but I also sort of wasn't joking because I was scared for my life.

"I'm not a death eater no" captain crunch said crutchily.

"Then why did you do that" spot asked.

"Well I'm not a death eater… but I'm also not crutchie" he explained evilly.

"Then who are you" I asked scaredly.

Crutchi waved his wand and all of the polyjuice came off the death eaters. Who knew voldemort had so many death eaters. "Look around" crutchoi said evilly. "Who is missing" he asked notcrutchily.

I looked around. I saw all of the death eaters in the crowd. But the one who's missing… oh… "voldemort" I said knowingly.

Not crunchey but actually voldemort smiled evilly. Then he waved his wand on himself and turned back into voldemort.

"But you've been acting exactly like crutchie" spot said notbeleivingly.

"At least someone appreciates my acting skills. All of the death eaters are such bad actors and that's how you figured it out but not me. You know back in my day they still had musical theatre in the curriculom and that's why I'm such a good actor but they took it out before all of my death eaters could go to hogwarts. I hope when this group graduates they'll have good acting skills because being a good actor is a neccessary life skill. That class was the reason I became evil you know. When I was at school I was really good in that class. But no one cared about how good I was because there was another more popular student that was better then me… dumbledore. He wasn't even that good though everyone just liked him better for some reason. It was the day he got the lead in the school musical instead of me that I vowed my revenge… so I became evil. And I started hunting mud bloods and muggles because there the worst at musical theatre. For some reason all wizards are really good at musical theatre it's weird. Some wizards would go into the muggle world and be in their musicals. Like jeremy jordan… corey cott… lin manuel miranda… laura osnes… ben tyler cook… there all wizards. But anyway I got a little sidetracked. I'm a really good actor and I'm so lucky I got to play the role of crutchie it was so fun. But now I'll have to kill you" voldemort ranted evilly.

"Or you could just not kill us. Tell us about your time at hogwarts" I said distractingly.

"I see what your doing trying to distract me but I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you about it anyways" voldemotgrt said happily. He started talking about his school stuff but I wasn't really listening I was actually trying to figure out a way to escape. "Your not even listening" voldmort said poutily.

"Uh yeah I am" I said lyingly.

"Then what was I talking about" he asked offendedly.

"Ummm how you lost your nose?" I guessed randomly.

"No I was talking about how I auditioned for phantom of the opera as christine but dumbledore was chosen for the role" voldemort said madly.

"I hate to break it to you but most broadway actors have noses" I pointed out helpfully.

"Really? You think that's my problem?" He asked concernedly.

"It could be" I said. "Maybe if I heard your audition…"

"I have 12 songs, 4 dances, and 6 speeches memorized I'll show you all of them" he said excitedly. Voldemort is suprisingly good at singing, dancing, and acting. While he was preforming I got an idea for an escape plan…

"ON MY HONOR I WILL TRY" I screamed as loud as I could.

"Are you interipting me" voldemort asked offendedly. "What is that noise?" There was the sound of voices coming closer and closer.

The girl scout troop came into the room reciting the girl scout promise: "ON MY HONOR I WILL TRY TO SERVE GOD AND MY COUNTRY TO HELP PEOPLE AT ALL TIMES AND TO LIVE BY THE GIRL SCOUT LAW" they chanted overandoveragainly. They tackled voldemort and the spells wore off. Me and spot were free and the invisible wall came down. All of the death eaters came and surrounded me.

"Hey can you guys leave and never come back thanks" I said. All of the death eaters left and only voldemort was left. He looked really angry and he pushed all of the girl scouts off him.

"Now I'm gonna kill you for real this time" he said threateningly. He picked up his wand. "AVADA KED-" right in the middle of saying that spell one of the girl scouts pantsed voldemort. He was wearing underwear with rubber ducks on them. We all started laughing really hard. "How dare you humiliate me like this" voldemort said threateningly. "I will be back and I will for real kill you for real." He left.

"He won't be back until the amortentia wears off his death eaters which should take a few months. I just probably can't leave the school until it does so the death eaters don't talk to me again" I said calmly.

"Wow congrats on defeating voldemort" spot said to the gorl scouts jelously.

"Ok but where are the actual students" I asked confusedly.

"That's a good question" spot said wonderingly.

We went and looked around the school but race is the particularly good finder not us so we were having some trouble. In the end they were all locked in one closet which was really small. How did they all fit in their. But oh well there all free now.

an: yeahhhh they defeated voldemort again