Hello again readers! Don't you just love Christmas time? Well I love it! Except for the constant Christmas music, and my parents ALWAYS wanting to watch random Christmas movies!
Ok so now I have like a whole in my hand! Stupid surgery!!! But it was entertaining.
I would like my disclaimer please.
Iggy: Merry CHRISTMAS to all!!
Me: someone's in the Christmas spirit….shocking!
Iggy: Ehh I only like it because I get presents and I can wear a weird Santa hate and not be stared at.
Me: That makes complete sense! Disclaimer?
Iggy: Claire DOESN'T OWN MAXIMUM RIDE!!
Christmas Episode 3
The sound of Yelling
Random Cop POV
You know how close to Christmas it is?! Yea its seriously close. And I'm forced to work with my stupid partner Glenn. He turned the Christmas music up higher. Well at least I had donuts. I was driving around town, looking for anything out of the ordinary. I turned a corner then put on my brakes. I saw someone duck tapped to a tree. He was struggling against the duck tap.
"Holy Crap Glenn!!" I said while trying to park the car.
"What? I didn't eat the last donut! I swear!" He said, trying to stuff the donut in his mouth
"No there's some kid duck tapped to a tree!" (Thank you Nighthawk21 for giving me this idea!!!!)
Awesome Line!!!
MaxPOV
I was having one of those amazing dreams where you would kill anyone who woke you up. And guess what someone woke me!! I heard the door slam and heard and angry Fang grunt.
"FLOCK GET IN HERE!!" I heard Fang scream. Well crap.
"Fang why did you wake us?" I whined.
"Oh I don't know! Maybe it's because I was left duck tapped to a freakin tree!!!" He yelled. The rest of the flock walked drowsily into the room.
"Faaaaaang, you woke me up! And you know I hate to be waken up!!" Nudge said while rubbing her eyes.
"Do any of you remember duck tapping me to a tree!!" Fang yelled.
"Well you did deserve it." Angel said, holding Celeste to her chest.
"What the fu-" Fang said, but I cut him off by yelling. "LANGUAGE!"
"Well you didn't tell us where Gazzy and Iggy were…so we tied you up. And besides you should talk more, because if you would have yelled while we were outside we wouldn't have forgotten about you. This is one of those life lessons." Angel said. Ok hold on here. Did Angel just sound like she's older than me? Fang was speechless.
"I agree with the youngest member." Iggy said while moving towards Angel. Fang's face was turning red. This was kinda funny.
"And this is why I barely talk to you people!!" Fang yelled.
"Well if you duck tapped me to a tree you would probably would have forgotten me." Gazzy said.
"Gazzy everyone forgets about you." Iggy said with a smile.
"Wait. What's exactly happening here?" I said.
"We were talking about how we left Fang to fend for himself." Nudge said. "then Angel told us a life lesson then Gazzy-"
"NUDGE!" I said, putting my hand over the 12 year-olds mouth.
I don't even know what was happening anymore. All I know is that I wanted to go back to bed.
"Let's just go back to bed…everyone right now is just a little testy." I said in a calm voice.
"Ok but tomorrow we're rocking out to Christmas music!" Nudge said while stomping off to bed.
This is one of the weirdest nights I've ever had. It involved duck tape, short -term memory loss, and life lessons. And tomorrow should be even more interesting.
Sorry that this chapter is soooo short. I just wanted to have Fang come back from the duck tape hell!
R&R
