Lil and Phil watched as Betty passed Stu a cup of coffee. "Didi sucks ass," she said.

Stu nodded in agreement. "Yeah, I agree, I hate Didi."

"She's a crack whore, and also her pussy is loose," Betty said angrily.

"Yeah," Stu said sadly, not even caring that this enormous dyke had stolen his wife from him. All he wanted was revenge on Didi, she was a snake.

"So spill Stu, why are you here? I don't think you're trying to kill me because you've been here for a while and also because you're a pussy white guy and I'm like twice your size."

"I don't want to kill you Betty," Stu said defensively. "I just want Didi out of my life, and I want her out of yours too, because she's a crazy bitch."

"Yeah, nah, I don't fucks with that cunt anymore," Betty said as she flicked the ash off her cigarette.

"Okay good. I would leave her with the kids but honestly no matter how gay and annoying they are I don't want to leave them in the care of Didi's unstable lesbian vag."

"Right."

"Cool, so yeah, I was thinking I would maybe just hook up with some other bitch and marry her so that Didi goes insane and kills herself. That jive with you?"

Betty stared at him for a second as she blew smoke over her coffee cup. "Dang. No, I guess I wouldn't care."

Then Stu reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a wad of money. "I have a proposition."

Back in Angelica's house, Angelica was still crying like a faggot. Charlotte bit her lip in anger, she didn't want to have to deal with this now.

"Jonathan, go away," she barked, and Jonathan dipped. "Angelica, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about where Daddy went but truthfully I didn't think you would care, you're kind of a heartless bitch."

"I don't c-c-care about him," Angelica sniveled. Really she was just a white supremacist and was pissed that now this sand nigger was going to be her new daddy.

"Well good," Charlotte said, "because I've been paying someone to keep him imprisoned, because I got bored of him and didn't want to deal with his ass."

Meanwhile in the Pickles' basement, Didi looked inside the box to find…

A completely naked Chaz Finster.

He was very surprised to see her and was all like "Raaaaaaaoww." He meant to say 'wow' but he has some sort of speech impediment. "I, uhm, wasn't expecting you."

Didi put the pieces together quickly, but her head was still spinning. "So Stu was… a faggot."

Chaz stood up shamefully, revealing his embarrassingly small dickie, and nodded. "Yes."

"How long have you been down here?"

"Well, about as long as we've been back from Paris, but while we were in Paris he kept me in a different box, and before that I was down here for a while too," Chaz recounted. "Please don't tell Kira, I really love her."

"How have you even had any time to be with her? And aren't you gay with Stu anyway?"

"Well excuse me, I know it's easy to put people in boxes when you just like to munch coochie, but I am a polyamorous bisexual, and I will not be oppressed by your monosexual privilege," Chaz said defiantly as he got back in the box and closed it.

Meanwhile at the DeVille's house, Stu put the wad of money down on the table. "Don't ask me how I got this money, but if I were to, say, give it to you, could we maybe pose as a married couple, dress my kids up as your kids, and make Didi look like a crazy bitch in court so that she is out of the way?"

Betty thought for half a sec, then took the wad of cash and put it between her boobs underneath her purple sweater with the female sign on it. "Only if there's more where that came from."

Stu took her hand to shake it, but then got burned by the cigarette she was holding. Almost like it was a bad omen.

Over at the crib, Phil gasped at what they had just heard. "Oh my god, Tommy's daddy is gonna kill his mommy or something! What do we do?"

Lil rolled her eyes lazily. "I think this one is kind of out of our hands, Phil."

Back in the Pickles' living room, Chuckie had gotten uncomfortable watching Lou rape his new Asian mommy so he excused himself to the bathroom, but when he opened the door he found Kimi slitting her wrists.

"Shit nigga-chan, can I get some privacy?" Kimi said as she hurriedly hid her razor and hid her wrists behind her.

"Are you okay Kimi? I think your arm is bleeding," said Chuckie stupidly.

"Shut up Chuckie, you don't even know me," Kimi said as she walked past him out of the bathroom. She walked into the living room and saw her mom getting raped, and shook her head. "Mom, you suck at getting raped."

She threw a block from the playpen at Lou's head and knocked him out cold, then grasped her mother's hand and led her out, even though Kira's dress was all ripped on account of the raping. "We are so out of here," Kimi said as they left.

Lou lay asleep naked on the couch, snoring like he always did. Tommy shrugged. "Oh well."

That night Angelica tried to sleep. She tried to calm her mind with thoughts of Lil's succulent asshole, or Phil's pitiful subservience to her, but her mind kept going back to that one visual, her mom getting rammed by Jonathan. This couldn't go on. She had to do something.