Chapter 10 - Horribly Dangerous, Incredibly Hot.
"Guys!" Livvie called out when she opened the door to the band's penthouse. The five of them already spent so much time together as a band, that living together was just the next logical and inevitable step. "Yoo-hoo! Awaken! Awaken!" she growled, copying Dethklok's song.
"I am awake!" Andy growled right back.
"Stop iiit!" Sir screeched, "We aint' a metal fucking band!"
"Let's change style!" Bex chirped happily.
"Yea, let's!" Fish chirped along sarcastically.
"Don't," Livvie shouted, "Start. Again! Please?"
"You're not getting away with this," Bex threatened Fish silently.
"OH! I'm so scared!" Fish shivered.
"Meeting in the studio in five," Livvie said, "I'll go change my clothes."
Fiveminuteslater
"I found us a manager!" Livvie said happily.
"Huh?!" Fish made a donkey-sound, while Andy just fell off the chair.
"A manager! Isn't that great!" she repeated, beginning to doubt herself.
"What good does that do us?" Sir asked aggressively.
"Why not!" Bex agreed with Livvie.
"Because we built 'Vegas'!" Sir replied, "I'm not gonna let some baboon take the credit!"
"Uh, no one knows we don't have a manager anyway," Livvie said.
"And how do youknow that?!" Sir asked, starting to get angry.
"Because you don't know who I asked!"
"Girls, behave!" Andy tried to avoid a fight between the two leaders of the band.
"Shove your peacetalks where sun does not shine!" Sir now attacked Andy.
"Crickey," he scratched his forehead, "I aint' disturbin' those two any more, then…"
By that time, Liivia and Sir were standing only inches away from each other.
"You know, if this wasn't horribly dangerous, it'd be incredibly hot," Fish said dreamily, earning a headslap form Bex.
"Jealous?" Andy mouthed to her, missing Bex sending him a death glare. They we're all brought back to reality by a crash, when Livvie landed on top of Sir, the two of them rolling in a heap in the floor.
"I'll scratch your eyes out!"
"Well, BRING IT ON, Barbie!"
"See? Incredibly hot," Fish said, then he and Andy ran over to the two on the floor, trying to pry them off each other.
"Hey! Liv!" Bex yelled from across the room, "You're supposed to be telling us who you asked to be our mana-" she was cut short when Sir roared. "Never mind, you can do that later!"
"WE DON'T NEED A MANAGER!" Sir screamed.
"YES, WE DO!" Livvie screamed back.
"Ah, we don't need one…," Fish said slowly.
"Mh, yes we do," Bex said back.
"Why? We're okay," Fish said casually.
"Yeah, well, you're… well, you," Bex replied.
"Aye! What's that supposed to mean?" he seemed hurt.
"Well, you aren't exactly the most sensitive person, are you?"
Anotherfiveminuteslater.
A full blown war was raging in the Vegas penthouse. A food fight, to be precise.
"Sir! I've got yoghurt!" Fish crouched with Sir behind the couch.
"You, my friend are a genius," Sir smiled diabolically.
"How do we use it?" he asked.
"We sneak up behind her," Sir replied.
"Them," Fish corrected.
"Wha?" she asked.
"Them. Not her," he repeated, "I'm on a warpath too!"
"Yeh, them."
In the other end of the room, another plan was being formed.
"So how do we use the apples and the eggs?"
"Throw 'em, of course."
"Throw apples?" Bex was suspicious, "Don't you think they'll get hurt?"
"Honey," Liivia sighed, "Do I look like I give a damn about their well-being right now?"
"Right," Bex inhaled and the two of them sprung out from behind the corner and aimed their 'ammo' behind the couch. A muffled howl later Sir and Fish hopped onto the couch in a very chuck-norris-way. A few good bumps and cartons of yoghurt later, the four paused.
"Where," Livvie slapped her forehead, "is Andy?"
"Crap, we forgot the drunk!" Sir said, while Bex's mouth formed a perfect 'o'. Andy simply trotted out of his room, a trail of smoke following him.
"I don't see a drunk," Fish said, "I just see a pothead," as Andy walked through the mess of yoghurt and egg yokes.
"Ooh, an apple!" he chirped suddenly. The doorbell broke the silence that had formed.
"Who has he perfect timing of coming here now?" Fish sighed.
"Charlie!" Andy shouted cheerfully from the door he'd just opened.
"You asked Ofdensento be our manager?" Sir asked.
"Uh-huh," Livvie answered.
"Well, why didn't you just say so?" Sir smirked.
"What would that have changed?"
"Oh, I only would have said yes in a heartbeat."
"You would have?" Liv asked like she couldn't believe it.
"He's a cool fella," Fish said and Bex agreed.
"Sometimes," Livvie said, "I think I am going insane."
"I take it I'm hired?" Ofdensen asked, walking up to Liivia.
"Just don't expect me to get that contract done any time this… month."
"I can do that myself."
"I think… You'll do just fine with us."
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