Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. I wanted to buy it but my parents would not let me use my college fund.

Sorry about another late update. Anyway, here's the next chapter.

Chapter 10

"RAAAVVVEEEEEEEEEN!" Starfire screamed so loud that it could be faintly heard on Tamaran.

"Uh oh," Raven said as she stuck her finger in her ear.

"Man Raven, Starfire is going to eat you alive then spit you back out," Beast Boy informed her. "But don't worry, I'll protect you from her." Throughout the rest of the day, at dinner and when they gathered in the living room to watch television, Beast Boy shielded Raven from Starfire whenever she came nearby.

"Hey, BB, get away from Raven and Starfire!" Robin complained. "They're my property."

"Misogynist!" the two shouted at him and punched him in the face. Sure, the two had tension going on, but they joined forces every time Robin started acting like a conceited pervert or whatever.

At 3:00 a.m. Raven went into Beast Boy's room.

"Raven?" Beast Boy said in his sleep. He was dreaming about the two of them having… fun just as she came. "Are you ready to… what are you doing with that axe?" he said in a horrified tone just as he opened his eyes wide enough to see her.

"I said I'd meet you in the a.m. hours," Raven said in a creepy, zombie-like tone.

"AHHHHHHH!" Beast Boy squealed like a little girl as Raven brought down the axe. "She is so hot when she is trying to kill me," Beast Boy thought before Raven brought down the axe with a splat.

"Am I dead yet?" Beast Boy wondered as he scanned around the room. "Am I in the tunnel? Where's the light? Am I in heaven yet?"

"Who ever said you were going to heaven?" Raven responded in her demonic voice which Beast Boy didn't recognize.

"Aaah!" BB screeched while keeping his eyes shut. "Please Mommy! I promise! I'll apologize to Raven and truly mean it!"

"You will?" Raven said to him in a warmer tone.

"Yes! I… uh, what?" he said as he opened his eyes to Raven's voice. "I'm alive? I'M ALIVE!"

"Of course you are, BB" she said. She handed him a piece of watermelon as she ate the other slice. "This is delicious, by the way."

"Hey, that's mine!" he whined. He took a bite. "Finally! It tastes perfect!"

"Now, apologize or else…" she warned.

"Or else what?" he tried challenging her.

"Wrong move," she screeched in a war voice and brought down the axe again, missing his… male part by only half an inch.

He was breathing hard, terrified. "Well?" she said.

"Ok, ok, I promise, I take back what I said about you being a man! I'm sorry!" he pleaded.

"Not good enough. Compliment my femininity or something. Don't call me a man ever again!"

"Ok, um… Raven, you're very sexy, and I think your cup size is 32DD?" he mumbled feebly.

"What! How did you… no it's not!"

"But I think it is…"

"That's it, you're dead!" She brought down the axe again, missing his head by a few millimeters. He opened his eyes to make sure he wasn't dead.

"And that's what I would do, if you weren't such a good gardener," she said, eyes pleading him to let her have one of his watermelons.

"Alright, you can have some of my watermelon," he told her. "Just take it to your room."

Raven walked back to her room munching on her piece of watermelon and went to sleep.

A few hours later after breakfast…

Starfire was in Robin's room dusting the walls, desks, and everything. "Sure, make me do all the work! I never get any appreciation around here." She noticed the computer was still on.

"Robin left his computer on again. No wonder are electricity bills are always so high," she said letting out a big sigh. "Better turn it off."

She touched the mouse and saw on the monitor something she could not believe.

"Oh, my… Raven! Get in here!" She screamed but not nearly as loud as last time so it could only be heard across Jump City.

"I didn't do it!" Raven said as she walked into the room. "I swear, whatever it was I didn't do it."

"I'm sure you're not responsible for this," Starfire said point at the computer screen.

"T-t-t-that… that's my… uhhh," Raven fainted.

"Raven wake up," Starfire said.

"Huh? What happened?" Raven asked as Starfire pulled her up.

"Take a look at this," Starfire said.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Raven screamed.

"Get a hold of yourself!" Starfire commanded just as Raven was about to faint again.

"That's my… body!" Raven said with a horrified look on her face.

"And that's my head!" Starfire fumed.

At the same time, Robin was in the hallway, daydreaming and whistling. He was dreaming of…

He was on a deserted island in a huge, beautiful mansion. He was sitting by the poolside, sipping a strawberry daiquiri as all the Titan girls, Raven, Starfire, Terra, Kole, Argent, Bumblebee, and Jinx, yes Jinx, for she was already a hero helping Kid Flash in another city fight crime, waited on him in little string bikinis, feeding him grapes, massaging his feet, and fanning him to keep him cool.

"Just call me Robin, the Pimp Wonder," he said to someone offscreen.

He closed his eyes in satisfaction as he dreamed of that. He hummed and said as he walked, "I'm going to be the Pimp Wonder, and it's only gonna take one more year!"

As he entered his room, he noticed a very pissed Raven and Starfire sitting on his bed, giving him questioning glances.

He started sweating, and pulled at his collar. "Hehe…" he laughed sheepishly, "I'm in trouble." He tried running out of their in hopes of not being murdered, but they were just too fast for him.

"Oh no you don't!" Starfire shouted as she grabbed Robin. She held him very close to her face, only inches away.

"Why Starfire, I never knew you liked that way," Robin said happily, with a huge grin on his face.

"Oh you're not gonna sweet talk your way out of this," Starfire said. "How do you explain this!"

Starfire pointed to the computer.

His eyes widened at that. "Oh, uh well… that's not mine!"

"Oh really? Then why does it say "Made by Robin"?"

"Oh, well, you see…"

"Boy, you got a lot of explaining to do!" Raven threatened him with her black tendrils of negative energy.

"Ok, ok! Well you see, you have to have surveillance cameras in every room.

"You invaded our privacy!" Raven asked incredulously.

"Why?" Starfire begged.

"Well… I was running out of cash and a lot of guys in Jump City do think that you two are hot so…" Robin's voice drifted off.

"Isn't that illegal?" the two girls asked in horror.

"In some states, yes. In ours… superheroes have some privileges," Robin replied, unaffected. "What! You girls should be thanking me! I've made you two into celebrities!"

"You are such a… ugh! I don't even know! Why can't you be more like BB and put your brains to good use like gardening?" Raven questioned.

Just then Beast Boy walked in, eyes closed and mouth grinning.

"Hey Robin I've got more pictures of Raven for… oh, hi Raven," he finished weakly at the sight of her.

"Not you too! Beast Boy, I thought you were going to shred those," Raven yelled in terror. "Give me them."

At this Beast Boy stuck the pictures in his pants. "Um, what pictures? I don't have any pictures of you."

"Alright I'm not going to reach in there," Starfire stated, disgusted.

"Well neither… What am I saying? I have telekinesis on my side," Raven then started using a hand made of dark energy to torture Beast Boy's… well, you know.

"Wait, Raven, Wh-what are you doing?" Beast Boy asked.

"I'm not letting go 'till you give me Starfire's blackmail photos. And with every passing moment, it only gets harder," Raven told him.

"Don't I get a say in this?" Robin asked as he was dropped.

"Shut the hell up!" Starfire yelled at him.

Beast Boy's eyes widened. "Please Raven! Please let go," Beast Boy said. "Man, it feels so real," he then thought.

"I heard that," Raven said.

"Please Raven! Please."

They then heard a small voice out of nowhere say, "Please Raven! Please."

"Wow! Yours talks. Mine only moves," Robin said.

They all stared at him with disgusted looks on their faces.

"What, I can be more specific," Robin said. The others tried to stop him, but he just continued. "It goes up, down, left, right, in, and out." The others stared at him with even more disgusted looks on their faces. "And it stays hard 24/7." At this, the others were so disgusted that I am unable to imagine the look on their faces.

Now, Beast Boy was being tortured so hard that if you were to look at it right now, you would have thought it was more of a 1 day old baby's belly button than what it truly was.

"Alright Raven!" Beast Boy squeaked. "I'll give you the pictures. Robin, this is all your fault."

"My fault! You're the one who was too much a wimp to hold on to the pictures," Robin replied.

"That's it! You're going down!" Beast Boy lunged at Robin, ready to strike him. Robin though, being the martial arts expert, blocked his every move.

"Hey Raven, this could turn out to be a good fight," Starfire said. "Wanna go make some quesadillahs?" saying it in the incorrect, non-Mexican pronunciation.

"It's quesadilla," Raven corrected. "The L's are pronounced like a Y when doubled."

"Oh, whatever."

"That's it BB, you're in for it! He pulled out his bird-a-rang sword and looked at him maliciously. Play with fire and you will get burned!" He leaped at Beast Boy screeching warrior style. "Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai!"

Beast Boy screamed like a girl, again, and stopped Robin by holding up his hand. "Whoa whoa whoa whoa, I just realized. You will kick my butt. I need someone my own level?"

Robin looked pleased at his surrender. "Okay, how about Cyborg?"

The looked around. "Have any of you guys seen Cyborg lately," he asked. The all shook their heads, a bit concerned.

Meanwhile, in Cyborg's room…

Cyborg was rocking back and forth on the floor wearing protective armor lest he should rock incorrectly and break something.

"Hello dust bunny, what's your name?" he asked a little mound of dust, obviously delusional.

"I think I'll call you Dusty," Cyborg told it.

Robin, Starfire, Raven, and Beast Boy had then appeared in his room.

"Hi guys, want to play with Dusty?" Cyborg asked, extending out his arm to show them his new friend.

They were speechless. Here was Cyborg, delusional and a total wimp.

"Poor kid," Raven said.

"Robin, Raven, Starfire, what did you do at the mall yesterday?" Cyborg asked, totally innocent and curious like a child.

"Well not really anything…" Robin started.

"He was in a bar," Starfire interrupted.

"A bar? Robin doesn't even look like he's 21 years old," Beast Boy said. "Where's your I-d?"

"Right here," Robin assured him. "If the bartender says it's mine you'll see that it is mine."

"Robin, this guy isn't wearing a mask," Beast Boy said.

"And he's bald," Raven added.

"And he's black," Starfire added.

"How did you get in with this guy's I-d?" Beast Boy asked.

"There was a bald midget who let me in," Robin answered.

"Gizmo," Raven said to her self.

"Wait did you just say it was Gizmo?" Beast Boy asked.

"Starfire and I saw Jinx at Hot Topic," Raven said. "She was discussing something about us.

"Wait a minute, I didn't Kid Flash convert her?" Robin asked.

"Well, were going to have to check her out," Starfire said. "She lives with Kid Flash."

"Great, Another road trip," Beast Boy complained.

"Just shut up. It's a short trip," Robin told him. "Here we come Jinx. Mmm Jinx. Sorceresses never looked so hot," he told himself. This was followed by both Raven and Starfire slapping him. They all got into the T-car except Robin who preferred his R-cycle and took off.

Sorry again for a long update.