Demyx's New Song
A burst of laughter coming from his room caused Axel to backtrack down the hall, poking his head in.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing." Roxas and Demyx looked up from the floor, red in the face.
"What're you two doing? Making out, or something?"
"Nope." Roxas kept his voice straight despite the obvious lie.
"Right..."
Axel turned around and walked out of the room.
A few strums of a guitar and a few lines of vocals, followed by more laughter, caused him to teleport into his room behind Roxas.
"If you guys are going to make fun of me while I go get popcorn for the horror movie marathon, you're going to leave."
"I'm making fun of you! I mean, I'm not making fun of you! I mean- aw, shit." Roxas stumbled, hanging his head.
"Alright, then, let's hear it, Demyx." Axel demanded, folding his arms.
"Hear what?" Demyx faked an innocent smile.
"Whatever the hell it was you were just saying."
"OHHHH, He said the h-word..." Roxas' eyes went wide.
"I'll be saying the f-word pretty soon if you don't tell it."
"You wouldn't dare." Demyx's eyes grew wide.
"..."
"Told ya he wouldn't." Demyx turned to Roxas."
"Fuck."
"HE SAID IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!"
"Oh, I'm tellin' Xemnas on yo-ou..." Demyx sang, getting up. Axel beat him to the door and slammed it shut, standing in front of it.
"So are you two gonna act like two-year-olds or are you gonna tell me what it is you guys laugh about whenever I leave the room?"
Demyx sighed regretfully, then sat down. "Well, if you insist..." he picked up his sitar and started to sing.
"We put Axel in therapy,
He doesn't look like a real man,
He's an anorexic drag queen,
Someone should knock some sense into him-"
"I AM NOT ANOREXIC!"
"Then why don't you eat?"
"Nobody's don't HAVE to-"
"I told you he had the girlish figure, Rox." Demyx laughed. "Who would have thought he had an eating disorder-"
"BITE ME!" Axel shouted, then left the room.
Roxas and Demyx's laughter plagued him throughout the castle.