Schrader: Umm, I know this is really off topic, but wanna go get some smoothies?

Shyanne: Right now?

Schrader: Yeah, you don't have too-

Shyanne: I would love too!

Schrader: Cool, lets go.

Jessica:(with love and a smile) Jake you are very very boring!

Jake: Fuck you!

Jessica: If you will excuse me, I'll be pacing around your house.

Jake: Pacing?

Jessica: Pacing, and singing.

Jake: Oh, have fun then.

Jessica: I will!

She starts to pace a circle around Jake, then takes off.

Jessica:(singing) Pacing around Jake's house, pacing around Jake's house, MOTHALICKA! Pacing around Jake's house..

When Jake heard her say that, he started laughing so hard, he fell off the counter.

Jessica comes pacing back in the kitchen.

Jessica: Hey Jake, there's a floor there.

Jake: I see that!

Jessica: Clearly. I saw on your Twitter page that you are an aspiring actor and FASHONISTA?

Jake: Yeah, so?

Jessica: So what are you, a Barbie now?

Jake: NO!

Jessica: I don't think Shyanne wants to date a Barbie. She gets enough fashonista flavor from me!

Jake: Flavor? What are you, Flavor Flav?

Jessica: Shut up Malibu Barbie! Can I paint your nails?

Jake: What?

Jessica: Oooh! We can have a slumber party and do eachother's hair, and make-up, and have pillowfights!

Jake: (interested) Slumber party? Pillow Fight?

Jessica: Yeah!

Jake: Im so, in!

Jessica: Jake, go put your jammies on!

Jake: Yes ma`am!

Jake runs up to his room to put on his jammies and Jessica goes to her room, and gets out her nail polish, and make-up.

Shyanne and Schrader go to a smoothie place and start a nice conversation.

Schrader: So, how old are you?

Shyanne: I'm 14. What about you?

Schrader: Same!

They keep up with their convo and uhh Kanoodle for the next hour and a half. Then Shyanne decides she should go home.

Schrader: (handing her a piece of paper) Hey, take my number and call me sometime!

Shyane: Okay, bye!

They part their ways and head to their own houses.

Jake came to Jessica's room wearing navy blue plaid PJ pants, a white v neck, and spongebob slippers.

Jake: (opening her door) KNOCK KNOCK!

Jessica was wearing a CSI t-shirt, light green PJ shorts, and neon miss matched socks.

Jessica: I half expected you to wear spongebob footie pajamas.

Jake: I'm a dude, you know that right?

Jessica: Oh, I know that. Come on, I wanna do your nails!

Jake: Can we just skip to the pillow fight please?

Jessica: No pillow fight, until I do your nails!

Jake: Just not pink!

Jessica: Purple then?

Jake: No!

Jessica: Red?

Jake: No!

Jessica: Glittery silver?

Jake: No!

Jessica: How about green then?

Jake: Yes!

Jessica: Come here then!

He walkes over to her bed and she starts on his nails, by filing them.

Jake: Hey, that fucking hurts!

Jessica: Grow a pair Jake!

Jake: I have a pair!

Jessica: Sure you do Barbie, sure you do.

Jake: I'm a dude!

Jessica: Fine! Sure you do Ken, sure you do.

Jake: (grumbling) How much longer till the pillow fight?

Jessica: When you give me your nails and let me file and paint them!

Jake: Fine then, just hurry up!

Jessica: Don't worry, my nail painting skills are lighting fast!

Shyanne shut the front door and heard thumping and laughing from upstairs.

Shyanne: Hey Jessica, you will never gue-

She opened the door to their room to find Jessica and Jake on the bed with pillows.

Jessica: Umm Shy, this isn't what it looks like…

Jake: Ummm..

Shyanne: Sorry for interrupting you guys, I'll just be leaving now.

She kinda slams the door and walks off to Cody's room.

Shyanne: Hey Cody!

Cody was on his bed checking his Twitter.

Cody: Hey Shy.

Shyanne: Umm, did you know about Jake and Jessi's little ummmm, party in the bedroom.

Cody: Wh-what?

Shyanne: Yeah, I just got back from jogging and I opened my door to find them on the bed with pillows and they were in their jammies.

Cody: Please, tell me what you're saying isn't true!

Shyanne: Nope, go look for yourself.

Cody: I don't think I'm able to move right now.

Shyanne: How about we hang in here till their little party is done, I don't feel like walking in and seeing something else.

Cody: I'm with you sister!

Jessica: Oh shit!

Jake: Ummmmm.

Jessica: This party is officially over!

Jake: No!

Jessica: Well, it looks like she took that the wrong way. We must explain ourselves.

Jake: Then we can finish the slumber party?

Jessica: (walking out) No, I think you lowered the bar with going out with Shy.

Jake: Shit!

They walk downstairs, but didn't find her there, so they went to check Cody's room next.

Jake: (opening Cody's door) Hey man What's up.

Jessica: Hii…

They just gave them cold evil glares.

Jessica: I know what you saw and I know what you think right now, but that wasn't what it looked like!

Jake: Yeah, we were just-

Shyanne: No, I'm sorry that I interrupted your party in my bedroom. (walks out of Cody's room)

Cody: No, don't leave me here with these people!

Jake: It's okay Cody, we were just leaving.

They leave and Jessica prepared to face Shyanne by herself.

Jessica: (walking in her room) Hey Shy, I know you don't like what you sa-

Shyanne: (on her cell) Shhh, shut up!

Jessica: Shy?

Shyanne: (ignoring her and speaking into the phone) No, I wasn't talking to you, I was saying it to someone else.

Jessica: (taking the phone and hanging up) Listen dammit! It..Wasn't…What….It…Looked…Like!

Shyanne: Sure looked like it to me, it looked like you and Jake were uhh.. Kanoodling, and enjoying it too!

Jessica: Okay, it's kind of what it looked like, but it wasn't!

Shyanne: Pillows, in bed, with jammies?

Jessica: You wanna know the truth then?

Shyanne: Well it looked like the truth, but I'll let you explain.

Jessica: I wanted to paint Jake's nails and then I wanted to do his make-up, and then I wanted a slumber party with a pillow fight. Then you walked in during the process of the pillow fight.

Shyanne: Oh shit. I'm really sorry, but you guys looked pretty darn close to me.

Jessica: Just get you sorry ass in there and explain it to Cody.

Shyanne: Oh, that makes me wonder. Why wanna slumber party with Jake and not Cody?

Jessica: As much as I would love to have one of those with Cody, Jake was the only one available since Cody was asleep.

Shyanne: Oh, well I'll go and explain now.

Jessica: You do that.

She walked to Cody's room and poked him.

Shyanne: Cody, Jake and Jessica weren't-

Cody: (covering his ears with his hands) Lalalallalalala, I can't hear you. Lalalalalalala don't say anything!

She grabed his hands and ripped them off his ears and pushed him down and sat on his stomach.

Shyanne: Will you just listen to me?

Cody: Fine!

Shyanne: They weren't-

Jake: Well, well, well, and we were the ones hooking up right?

Shyanne and Cody: Shit, it isn't what it looks like!

Jessica: Are you sure?

Cody: Yes, Shyanne was trying to say something to me and I was covering my ears, so I wouldn't have to listen. Then she ripped my hands off and sat on me, so I would listen to her!

Jessica: Okay, I do believe you, since-

Jake: You do? Do you see them right now?

Jessica: I sent her in here to-

Jake: To have sex with him?

Jessica: (yelling in his face) Will you let me speak dammit?

Jake: Umm o-okay.

Jessica: I sent her in here to explain to Cody that nothing happened between us in the bedroom.

Jake and Cody: Oh!

Shyanne: (getting off of Cody) Jess, can I talk to you in our room, since this mess is cleared up now?

Jessica: (smiling) Okay!

They left Cody's room, leaving the boys by themselves and going to their room.

Jessica: So, whats up?

Shyanne: I met this guy in the park, while jogging-

Jessica: Is he cute?

Shyanne: Extremely fucking hot more like!

Jessica: So, tell me how exactly you met!

Shyanne: I was looking at the park while jogging and he crashed into me. He helped me up and we talked for about 10 minutes, then he asked me to get smoothies with him. We wen't to the smoothie place and talked more and OMG Jessica, he is amazingly hot!

Jessica: Like what would you name him on that scale?

Shyanne: Mr. Sexy Gorgeous Man!

Jessica: So, what's his real name?

Shyanne: Schrader!

Jessica: Both of your names are so cute together!

Shyanne: I'm hungry, I want Toaster Waffles, wanna get some?

Jessica: (walking out) Way ahead of you!

They go to the kitchen and as they walk in there, Jessica couldn't help , but sing.

Jessica: Shyanne and Schrader sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N

They didn't see Jake and Cody sitting on the counter.

Jake: Who's Schrader?

Jessica: It's this guy she met in the park today!

Shyanne: Jessica!

Cody: Awwwh!

Jessica: I know right?

Jake: What?