interLOAFERS: Same Difference

By THE Xenomorph (aka Xenomorph666)

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Spliced-Verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, The Mask, TMNT, Captain Planet, Beast Wars, Jurassic Park, Gargoyles)

Many Minds Make Man Mad Melee Super Mix

"I want mommy!" Release heard the distant voice and shrugged it off. The others in his mind had always been a racket, but they had also been useful, that was until he underestimated the Shredder. Since that time it was as if several of them had been completely subdued. Release stared down into his coffee and back over at the terrified bartender who was cowering nearby. Then he hear the clapping.

"Well done..." A young blond man that Release knew to be this world's version of Legion walked into the club the Release had demolished earlier. "Smashed those flat scans into oblivion I see."

Release frowned, "I'm in no mood for your games Legion..."

"Well some one has done their research." Legion smiled, "But I came here with peace in mind. I hear you have other people locked up in that equally twisted brain of yours."

"Yes." Release smiled, "But unlike you, I maintain control. I don't let frilly little fire girls and an old coot push me around."

"What?!" Legion suddenly shifted into Cindy.

"Pffft..." Release pinned the female form to the wall. "You're nothing but a shadow of the Legion in my world. And despite his intolerance for humans, he was fun to hang around, so unless you have more that those two weaklings in that cranium of yours I suggest you leave me alone."

"LET ME AT HIM!" Black Jack shifted into form.

"Such weaklings..." Release began to crush Legion's windpipe. "The Legion I knew would have at least fought back!"

"You mean..." Lucas took back over the body. "Like this!" Several tables and chairs flew at Release who was forced to drop Legion to create a shield."

"Well now..." Release smiled as he tossed the furniture off. "That was more like it." Release shot his hands out and dragged them back while his telekinetic power grabbed Legion and flung him into a wall to Release's rear.

"OK... now the gauntlet's thrown..." Legion growled as he pulled himself up in Lucas' form. "Let's play." Several large wooden splinters launched themselves at Release, who barely placed a shield in front of himself.

"Now we're talking..." Release smiled as he dropped the shield and drew a flurry of debris behind his body and quickly thrust the debris cloud forward. "Having fun yet Legion?"

Legion barely had enough time to place his own shield up to block the attack. "No, I'm bored as all hell..."

"Well then..." Release smiled.

"No!"

"STOP!"

"I WANNA FRY THE BLODDY SCOTSMAN!"

All the voices rang in Release's head at once, some demanding mercy, others demanding their own turn in the carnage. It brought Release to his knees.

"Well, well, well..." Legion smiled as he walked over. "Looks like you aren't in control after all..."

"SHUT UP!" Release shook his head and Legion laughed.

"You know for someone with the same problems I have I was hoping you'd be at least a little more receptive to working with me." Legion smiled.

"Work..." Release laughed as he quieted the voice. "With you?"

"What else would I be asking for?" Legion smiled.

"Okay..." Release smiled his own treacherous smile. "You want to work with me, right..."

"Yes..." Legion said.

"Then I need my head all to myself..." Release smiled. "I already dumped one of my loyal personalities in Shredder's lapdog..."

"Well now..." Legion smiled as he turned to leave. "Let's go find some schmucks to put those nasty minds into!"

"Oh, we won't have to look far..." Release chuckled.

"Huh?" Legion turned around only to be slammed into a wall.

Release stalked closer to the powerful mutant, a deranged and desperate grin spread over his face like he was possessed by another mind. "I think you can handle them, after all you normally had over fifteen of them..." Release grabbed Legion's skull and it was like pouring his mind into a sieve and funnel. To Legion it was like his own mind was sucking in the other minds, and then suddenly it was over and new voices popped into his mind.

"No... wha..." Legion could barely see straight.

"Have fun Legion..." Release chuckled, "I'd use Sentinel if I were you; he's a good watch dog for the others. And be glad Stephen's in someone else already, he was my only competition..." Release patted the fallen Legion on the shoulder as he left the barroom.

When he came into the sunlight of his first day of having his own mind once more he laughed merrily as he walked down the street making sure to twist the minds of the everyday people.

"I'm free at last..." He smiled to several people whom he quickly pushed into the path of an oncoming bus. "Time for some fun..." He stalked down the street with impunity as he tore cars from the street with ease and slammed them into buildings. Soon the police arrived and were quickly held at bay. He knew one of the groups he had made enemies would arrive soon and he was just waiting to let loose on them.

After a half hour with none of the groups appearing he began to get angry. He knew the Maximals would show up of none of the others felt they could handle him and he KNEW that bratty little paladin would want a shot at him. He began to feel as if he was being ignored.

"X-MEN! MISFITS! PLANETEERS! TURTLES! ROBOTS!" He shouted in anger "FACE ME!"

"Oooookay!" A familiar Italian voice said from behind. Release spun around only to have a white gloved hand slam into his face. He stumbled back and couldn't believe what he saw. "You have got to be kidding me..." Before Release stood most of the cast of Super Smash Brothers Melee.

"We're not." Luigi said. "Sorry." Without warning Luigi bent over and rocketed forward with a strangely concussive force and plowed straight into Release who went flying into the air and landed a few blocks down.

"Hi..." Release opened his eyes to see Kirby with a Bob-omb in his hands. He quickly erected shield and barely saved himself from the explosion that sent the small puff sailing into the sky, only to be caught by a blue anthro bird.

"That wasn't very nice you know..." Falco sneered. "Fox now!"

Without warning a powerful force slammed into Release's back and pushed him to the ground. When he looked up Fox McCloud was finishing an attack. "Sorry, thought you saw me there." Fox gave a cocky smile.

Release was pissed now. He pushed himself back up and with power only a telekinetic could muster, dusted himself off with a show of force. Then he turned to his enemies and launched the three of them against a wall. "You shouldn't play with someone like me..." Release smiled darkly as he crushed them against the wall. "I don't pla..." He was again caught off guard as a powerful energy ball slammed into him and he was thrown against another building. He whipped around in recovery to see Mewtwo staring him down from the sky.

"Let this be settled by equals..." Mewtwo said darkly.

"Does the kitty cat think he's in my league?" Release smiled as debris began to rise around him and he launched it at the pokémon who barely dodged it by teleporting to the side only to be grabbed and slammed into the ground by Release' follow up attack.

"ANYONE ELSE WANT TO PLAY?" He shouted in anger. He was answered by twin hammers slamming him back into the building. Release roared as he grabbed the Ice Climbers and tossed them into Mewtwo's recovering form. He stalked back out to the battle field where several of the Smash favorites lay beaten, but Mario, Luigi, Peach and a few others still remained.

"Hmph..." Mario frowned.

"Come on fatty, let's see what you got." Release smiled.

"First off let's see if I can add to this mix..." Release turned to see several more figures, mostly anthropomorphic animals. Chief among them a blue hedgehog named Sonic. "So you're the famous Mario, huh? Perfection keeps telling me people want to see who's better. Personally, I say we scrap that idea and take care of the looser here. Whattdya say pal?"

"Sounds-a good!" Mario smiled with a thumbs up.

"Excellent!" Sonic smiled just as two swordsmen came rushing at Release from either side.

A re head and a man dressed entirely in blue came rushing in only to be caught be the waiting Release. He frowned ever more as he held the two telekinetically above the ground. "First person to make a move against me gets one of these guys killed..."

"What?" Sonic gasped.

"Oh no!!!" Mario shouted.

"You're evil!" Peach added.

"You big-a meany!" Luigi shook his fist.

"What can I say, it's a talent." Release smiled right before several sharp needles pierced his back and he lost his grip on the swordsman. "Ahhh..." He ripped at his back and pulled the needles out only to come face to hilt with Link's Master Sword at such a speed he was knocked to the ground.

"Your evil will not be tolerated..." Link frowned but just as quickly was tossed away and caught by Sheik.

"Got you..." Release smiled when he saw Sheik and mentally slammed the disguised Zelda into a wall.

"Hey..." Sonic said from right behind Release. "Got ya..." He said right before he and Mario released a torrent of kicks and punches onto Release that sent the psionic flying into another building hard enough to crack the foundation.

"All right!" Sonic said as he and Mario gave each other a high five.

"Ugh..." Release stood up once more and levitated to a full twenty feet above the group. "You are beginning to..." Release was suddenly grabbed violently from nowhere and then explosively thrown away while hearng the word "Yes" shouted in his ear. When he recovered in a mid air catch he discovered that he had been attacked by Captain Falcon and his infamous air grab. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Release roared in rage, anger and embarrassment as he psionically ripped the buildings around him apart. "You lunatics are worse than the Misfits!" He said as he rocketed away from the scene.

"What, he doesn't like hugs?" Falcon asked.

"Ugh, you are such an idiot..." Samus Aran walked out from an alley, strangely she was not wearing her suit but a disguise that let her blend in with the rest of the world. "So, we're going to Xavier's now, right Mario?"

"Yup." Mario said with a smile.

"Cool." Sonic said, "I know the way."

"Who are they?" Luigi asked pointing to the others Sonic brought with him.

"I'm Tails!" Tails said happily.

"My name's Knuckles the Echidna." The red echidna smiled playfully. "Nice to meet you."

The black hedgehog just harrumphed.

"That's Shadow, don't mind him much, he's just grumpy. I'm Rouge the Bat." Rouge said with her own smile.

"Hiya!" Mario said after the group introduced themselves. Unfortunately Peach thought he was staring a little to intently at Rouge's chest and slammed a frying pan into his skull. "Owwwiiieee..."

"Ouch man, you ok?" Sonic asked.

"Okie dokie..." Mario assured Sonic.

"All right then, let's get going..." Shadow finally spoke. "The humans are gathering and watching."

"Yiiiipieeee!" Mario suddenly sprouted up.

"Follow me guys." Sonic said as he set a fair pace for everyone. Only Captain Falcon seemed to keep up with it though.