…Guess who's got internet!!! I do!!! And an incredibly bad sunburn. It stings. Well you guys get a treat and I get to go to the Ripley's Aquarium at Myrtle Beach and see baby seahorses, caimens, sharks and chicks. They have a babies exhibit. I can't wait to see it.

Imax gipped us. No Transformers in Imax at Myrtle. WT-!!!!!! But they still have 2 very cool movies I want to see. Dinosaurs and Mummies. Love prehistory and love Egypt.

Anyways. Way to go Revenge of the Fallen, worst rated movie to ever make $400 million bitches!!! Screw you Ebert. Fans love it and it's going to continue to rake in the dough. Your petty review did nothing to deter the fans!

I don't own Transformers and am just playing with them.

Thank you so much for the reviews!!! I will get back to the bloopers next chapter because I have time now and don't have to run everywhere with my ever so painful sunburn!!!

Cutesy chapter, lots of fluff, lots of cuddly stuff. No fallen (thankfully), adorable screamer. Will go back and edit when brain stops hogging the beach towel. And comes back to get me. I don't know my way to the beach on foot. And it is 95 degrees here, worse with the sun. Myrtle Beach, June… ouch. I actually broke my no pork rule today to enjoy the world's best ribs- Tony Romas baby back.

My stomach feels like it is going to burst.

I am going to get a Margarita (virgin) at Margaritaville though, and we are staying right beside Broadway at the Beach. Hard Rock Park is $50 a head per day….so a little pricey. Not many people here thought, good and bad- good for us because there are no kids trying to trip us and bad because that means a lot of good people don't have money to go on vacations this year.

But instead of a vacation- here! Read, review and enjoy!!! (and ask questions if you are confused. I'll clarify in editing)

Megatron took Starscream back to his quarters and locked the door, making sure the Fallen couldn't get in. He felt so helpless while that monster was taking Starscream, which was clearly against his will, and currently wanted to rip out the bastards spark and crush it in front of his facial plating. However, he doubted that would happen… realistically, the fallen was not only able to wipe the floor with Megatron, he could have easily made him watch time and time again as he raped Starscream in front of his optics… leaving him helpless. Perhaps even forcing Starscream to bond with him and give birth to their hatchlings… while Megatron was restrained and couldn't provide comfort or assistance to his beloved…all in an attempt to make him suffer for touching the only mech in the universe he loved.

No… there had to be a way around this. Starscream was his… and he was to become Megatron's bonded and give birth to Megatron's hatchlings… and spend every moment of their existence surrounding each other with love and endearment. Cuddling in bed, a 'see you later' kiss before work, a loving touch on the servo when work interfered… and of course, the interfacing; all made for a delectable dream. Oh man… even with his little aft being raped by that monster, Starscream must have had an absolutely delicious body… and Starscream was the most beautiful mech around.

Megatron brought Starscream over to the bathtub (1) and ran some warm, soapy water into the basin. While it filled, he examined the minor injuries that littered the silver seeker's aft and thighs, as well as the one large laceration that marred his helm. Overall, Starscream looked healthy, exhausted and injured, but no signs of malnourishment or previous torture by the fallen. Megatron wondered if the seeker had been at that monsters claws for long, because he still looked so young and supple, the tyrant doubted Starscream had the time to endure being raped or abused to the point he was starving himself or not receiving medical attention from the injuries long enough for them to cause permanent damage… but then again, perhaps Thundercracker and Skywarp had remembered his first orders to them regarding Starscream.

Whatever happens to me, NEVER let Starscream fall. In any way, shape or form, always protect him on the battlefield and off. I won't always be around to take care of him…and he trusts you two the most. Make sure that he never finds out about this… or he might retaliate. He is young (2)and will rebel against anyone who tries to take care of him. I… want you to protect him, even if it cost you your lives (3).

Those were the halcyon days. Watching Starscream grow from a hatchling to a sparkling, then maturing into a beautiful mech with a gorgeous body; he wished things could have stayed that wonderful. Unfortunately, all great things must come to an end… and apparently his first mistake with Starscream was telling that bastard about him. Perhaps if he had kept the beautiful seeker to himself, the fallen wouldn't have found out about him. Perhaps Starscream would have been safe if the fallen never knew about him. Even Thundercracker and Skywarp, hell- the entire Decepticon army, couldn't have protected Starscream from the evil mech. If the fallen wanted something, it was going to be his or it was going to be destroyed so that no one else could have it. Megatron feared that the second the fallen knew who Starscream was, it sealed his fate… but thankfully, everyone he had come into contact with was safe and sound.

Well… almost everyone.

Megatron glanced down at the silver seeker sitting on the side of the filled tub. He was unconscious and frightened when he blacked out. This was going to be one hell of a night.

But first things first, Starscream needed to be cleaned up. He was filthy from his ordeal, and the best thing to do was to get him cleaned up and in bed for a nice, long recharge. They were still about 2 days away from Earth (4), and if the fallen could be kept at bay for that long, all would be well. Megatron had a plan… not much of a plan, but at least it was something.

Hide Starscream on Earth, away from that monster, and safe from the Decepticons with Thundercracker and Skywarp to care for him until his coronation back on Cybertron. Then he could choose his bride and Starscream would be his. Even the fallen couldn't argue with that.

Now all he needed was a little energon and a lot of luck (5)… as well as a strong dose of High Grade.

Now came the hard part… removing the external plating an getting a perfect view of the ever so naked Starscream. (6)

Crap.

Well… external plating doesn't remove itself, and it would be rather difficult to wash the injured seeker while he was covered. Here goes nothing!!!...meep.

Megatron removed his upper body external plating first, admiring the muscular cables that ran along the seeker's chest… made sleek for flight and strong for power. No wonder his army did so well with the Seekers of Vos to battle with them.

Next came the ped covers. Again, muscular cables built for flight and power… Megatron could barely keep his processor focused as he removed the helm…only to reveal Starscream's long warmth retention cables (7). Normally, mechs would have those trimmed for convenience, but Starscream was like an exotic bird. He had longer cables because he was a beauty and loved e every inch of his body. Megatron ran his talons through the cables, wondering how often a flier had to use them to stay warm… he was rarely assigned to a cold area.

Last part… the pelvic plating. Ok… he could do this… just move the plating and try to not to…to…to…his processor drew a blank as he stared at Starscream's beautiful body… not that his port meant much to the tyrant, he had seen a lot of ports in his time and htey all looked the same, but Starscream… was different. Megatron wanted to be the only one to see him like this, well, other than trine. Between the muscular body, beautiful face, and overall longing for the silver seeker was enough to almost cause the tyrant to break his restraint ove rhis emotions and take Starscream again.

As Megatron lowered his love into the warm bath water, he kept his right servo behind Starscream's helm, steadying it. The warm water (8) washed over the seeker and began to dissolve the various fluids that had dried on the seeker's legs and aft. Megatron ran his servos over the areas that needed attention, trying to keep his cool while manuvering the sharp talons over the tender aft, and scrubbed all of the caked energon and oil off of the seeker. The lubricant had come off easily enough. When Megatron believed that he had removed all of the fluids, he stopped from his duties and observed the seeker's body…primus he was gorgeous. All Megatron wanted to do was stare at him for eternity… and kiss him… lick those sweet spots… caress those muscles… make sweet, gentle love to his soft port... and love him until the end of time.

Megatron lifted the seeker out of the draining tub and grabbed a towel from the rack (9), wrapping his beloved in the large white fluffy mass. Starscream looked so small in the towel… like a sparkling in its creator's arms. Megatron brought the seeker to his chest and placed a small, gentle kiss on the side of his facial plating. He left the external plating in the laundry basket (10) and placed his little Starscream in bed… then, realizing how tired he was, climbed in himself after making sure that no one could get into his- no… their quarters. Starscream was going to be his… so he wanted him to feel as comfortable as possible. Megatron laid his strong servo over the still warm seeker and pulled the towel down from his facial plating so that his chest and arms were not covered. Then Megatron pulled his comforter (11) up so that both of them were covered and allowed his talons to snake their way around the seeker's chest, hopefully so that when he awoke his systems would have completed their repairs and Starscream would realize that Megatron was there for him.

Common sense hit Megatron as he was dozing off, and he reached over to a small drawer beside his bed where he kept a general sleep medicine and pain reliever. He gave Starscream a small dose, knowing that it would help the seeker as it had helped him time and time before when he returned from battle and Hook couldn't do anything for him until morning. The small amount of the medicine couldn't send Starscream into a coma, there was not enough to do so. He settled back down beside his love and relaxed, placing a soft goodnight kiss on the seeker's neck.

Morning could come, and Megatron would still be as content as he was right now…curdled against his seeker and taking a well deserved rest.

When Starscream awoke, he felt the drowsiness of the medication…but also felt the warmth of a taloned servo wrapped around his chest. He checked his memory banks… then, with a sad, reluctant smile, snuggled back down in Megatron's grasp. He gave the tyrant a kiss on his nose, then allowed himself to drift off. He'd think about what to do when he woke next… it was late… and he was exhausted. So he pushed his backside into the tyrant, making him spoon against Starscream so that his aft was placed perfectly against the tyrant. He only then noticed that the ache that was supposed to be there wasn't there anymore. What had happened while he was out? Oh well... he'll ask when Megatron wakes up.

(1) They have bathtubs, not making sweet Star go through that without getting cleaned up.

(2) That conversation took place millinias ago, when Star was even younger. So before he was jailbait, he was a cute little youngling that Megatron couldn't figure out why he wanted to protect.

(3) No, I'm not killing them. They will live, but… they may take a shot or two for Screamer.

(4) Yeah… wanted to adjust the time frame for the sake of the story. They need more time to pla- PLOT. Plot. Yeah.

(5) 12 Cybercupcakes for all reviewers that get his reference and state it. As well as a mention in the next chapter (by screenname). Offer only valid until next chapter is posted.

(6) …Yeah. I went there. Hey, it got you a nice nervous Megatron and a naked Starscream didn't it?

(7) I gave him hair. I just thought that Star strikes me as a guy that would be treated like a pet. Long hair, jailbait body, cute clothes and such. Honestly there was no other point to that section. Origin of Megatron gave Megs an afro. Don't complain. Flames will be used to roast marshmallows for smores.

(8) …They have water now. I'm sunburned. I'm not thinking quite well.

(9) Cybertronian sized towels! At your store today!

(10) … Laundry basket. Yeah, that plating needs to be washed. That is the entirety of that portion.

(11) …Cybertronian sized comforters! Beside Cybertronian sized towels! In stores today!!!:D

Ok, that's all for today! I will see you guys tomorrow!!! The fallen will appear next chapter, but Thundercracker, Skywarp and Thrust will as well!!! Read, review, tell me awesome things to do.

Lulz…oh and a side note, I had to shop for shorts (because I forgot mine back home) at American Eagle today…and the second I stepped inside I thought to myself "wow… so this is what a store meant for –bleeps- feels like". Nothing against it, but that was the thought that ran through my mind and I though you guys would enjoy it. It's a nice store and the service was wonderful. Though I admit, I love Hot Topic more. You can tell, I'm not a 'cookie cutter' (one size fits all) type of girl. My style, my way. (and no the comment above wasn't a bad comment, but i didn't want people reporting me for a tiny comment like that. not taking chances.) If enough people ask i will edit it tosay what it really was.

AHHHH I JUST SCRATCHED MY SUNBURN AND IT HURTS!!!!!!! (it was on my forehead).

lulz... oh and the 2 to make a baby, yeah... i think that -someone- had to give birth to all those pods. So... if seekers are nearly as reproductively capable as the fans believe, then Star should be having Megs babies. Respectibly as his wife. I always felt like a husband and wife should have a child, not acting like the other person means nothing to you. It just ticks me off because- oh i'm not getting into it. Long story short, affairs and such let me know that you hav eot make sure the person trusts and respects you before dealing with babies. Husband + wife= love. Love=baby. ok... brain go boom now.