Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches II
Summary: Sixteen of the sickest characters from all over the universe compete through two nights of destruction to win the trophy and a special new prize.
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Rated M for Bloody Wrestling Violence, Coarse Language, and some Sexual References.
Chapter 10: Fandom Craziness
The ring was cleared of the destruction from the last match and in the ring was different weapons that the fans had made and brought to this event (and let me tell you, these fans have way too much time on their hands) as the ref was standing near the bottom right corner.
(The Angry Video Game Nerd theme plays)
Out of the curtains came the reigning FFMOTDM champion, The Angry Video Game Nerd. With his white dress shirt, light brown pants, black wrestling boots, and oddly enough, not wearing a power glove, AVGN calmly walked over to the ring as the fans begin to sing the AVGN theme song. AVGN then enters the ring and stands near the bottom left corner as his music lowered and his cheers died down.
("Saturday" by Simple Plan plays)
After seconds of waiting, out of the curtains came the most famous magical girl in anime history, Sailor Moon. Moon's outfit was really special, she didn't have her golden headpiece on her head, she had on a pink tank top, blue knee length jean shorts, red wrestling boots with a crescent moon on both boots, had her fists taped up, and carrying a bundle with sixteen light tubes in it. She walks around ringside giving out high fives to all of her fans, she then places the bundle on the apron and then she hops onto the apron and somersaults into the ring. She then climbs up to the middle rope on the top right corner as the fans cheer for the leader of The Sailor Soldiers. She then hops off the middle rope and stands near the top right corner as the music lowered and her cheers died down.
"This is the main event for night one of The Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches II, it is the last opening round match and it is a Fans Bring The Weapons Death Match," Chris said as the fans gave loud cheers for the match but it soon quieted down.
"Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, he is the reigning FanFiction Master of the Death Matches, The Angry Video Game Nerd, James Rolfe," Chris said as AVGN stood in the corner as the fans gave him a standing ovation, but it quiet down soon after.
"And his opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, she is the leader of The Sailor Soldiers, Sailor Moon," Chris said as Moon lifted her arms in the air as the fans also gave a standing ovation, but it soon quiet down.
The two fighters then walk out of their corners and went face to face and then the ref signals the bell to be ringed and the match begins.
"And here it is, the main event for night one of Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches II, Fans Bring The Weapons featuring AVGN and Sailor Moon," Jake Black said.
Then, Moon and AVGN fire off with back and froth forearms right to the face.
"This is intense, both fighters are nailing each other with forearms shots," Kris Kloss said.
After ten seconds of forearms, AVGN nails Moon in the ribs with a knee shot and then plants her with a DDT.
"AVGN plants Moon with a DDT," Jake Black said.
AVGN picks up Moon by the head, but Moon fires back with a hurricanrana on AVGN.
"What a hurricanrana, Moon is doing decent enough so far," Kris Kloss said.
As AVGN got up, Moon nails The Nerd with a knee to the face as he stumbles onto the ropes.
"Ouch, Moon nearly went Seth Rollins and almost breaks AVGN's nose," Jake Black said.
Moon then picks up a mailbox from the ring and she whips AVGN off the ropes. When AVGN bounces off the ropes, Moon hits him in the head with the mailbox, taking him down as the fans gave out "oh" for that attack.
"AVGN takes a mailbox to the skull and she takes him down," Kris Kloss said.
Moon drops the mailbox and picks up a light tube from the ring, then she breaks the light tube over AVGN's back as he screams in pain.
"Now Moon breaks a light tube over AVGN's back," Jake Black said.
Moon picks up AVGN, but AVGN gives Moon a drop toe hold with her upper body dangling over the middle ropes between the top left and right corners.
"Moon hits the ropes hard and is a bit woozy at the moment," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN then pulls something out of his back pocket and it was a fork as the fans went crazy for that weapon.
"Oh my god that's a fork, is AVGN going to channel his inner Abdullah The Butcher," Jake Black said.
Then, AVGN stabs the fork right into the forehead of Moon.
"AVGN is just stabbing that fork into Moon's skull," Kris Kloss said.
After ten stabs, Moon begins to roll around the ring in pain, covering her face from those stabs.
"This is crazy, Moon is just in pain after those severe stabs," Jake Black said.
AVGN drops the fork and grabs a wooden chair (with the seat covered in thumbtacks), he then places the chair in the middle of the ring.
"AVGN just placed that wooden thumbtack covered chair in the middle of the ring," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN then picks up Moon, who was starting to bleed a bit from those stabs.
"And Moon has been busted wide open thanks to that fork," Jake Black said.
Then, AVGN lifts up Moon from behind, hoping for a back suplex. But instead, he slams Moon ass first onto the thumbtack seat of the chair with the fans cringing and Moon screaming in total pain.
"Holy shit, Moon's ass might be covered in tacks from the bump," Kris Kloss said.
As Moon got out of the chair holding her ass in pain, AVGN grabs a makeshift morning star from the ring, attached to the strings were cacti.
"Holy crap, that is the sickest creation I ever seen," Jake Black said.
Then, AVGN smacks Moon in the head with the creative cacti weapon, taking her down as the fans went insane for that shot.
"Oh my god, Moon got smacked in the skull by that weapon," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN drops the weapon and picks up an Atari 2600 and places it in the middle of the ring. AVGN then picks up Moon and drops her with a DDT onto the Atari 2600.
"DDT on the Atari 2600 and Moon might be out," Jake Black said.
AVGN then goes for the pin on Moon.
1…2…and kick out by Moon.
"Moon kicks out of that pin," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN gets up and grabs a glass bottle filled with thumbtacks, waiting for Moon to get up.
"I think AVGN is going to crack that bottle over Moon's head," Jake Black said.
AVGN was about to strike, but Moon nails AVGN in the ribs with a forearm, grabs the bottle, and smashes it over his head, sending glass shards and tacks flying, and taking AVGN down.
"Moon just cracks that bottle over AVGN's head, taking him down," Kris Kloss said.
Moon grabs a glass shard and grinds into AVGN's skull as he screams out in pain.
"Moon is just grinding that glass shard into AVGN's skull," Jake Black said.
As Moon drops the shard, AVGN was starting to leak blood out of his skull.
"AVGN is now bloodied as well thanks to the shard from the bottle," Kris Kloss said.
Moon then picks up AVGN and tosses him out of the ring and onto the floor between the top left and right corners.
"Looks like the fight is heading out of the ring," Jake Black said.
Moon then clothesline AVGN over the guardrail and this fight has taken into the crowd.
"AVGN gets a clothesline and is into the crowd," Kris Kloss said.
Moon moves the guardrail out of the way and then grabs an old T.V from the ring (the ones with that huge back in them).
"Moon has that T.V in her hands," Jake Black said.
When AVGN got up, Moon throws the T.V like a torpedo and it hits AVGN in the side of the head, taking him down as the fans went crazy for that shot.
"Oh my god, that T.V just hits AVGN in the side of the head," Kris Kloss said.
Moon then grabs a table near the wooden stand that was used for the commentators and sets it up about seven feet away from the front of the structure.
"Moon has set up that table," Jake Black said.
Moon then places AVGN on the table. Then, Moon run to weapons alley and grabs three light tubes, then she runs back and places the tubes onto AVGN.
"Moon places those tubes on top of AVGN," Kris Kloss said.
After nailing three elbows to the face of AVGN, Moon starts to climb up the fifteen foot high bird's nest and reaches the top of the structure and climbs up onto the commentator's table.
"Moon has climb up to where we are," Jake Black said.
"Wait, is Moon going to jump off our structure and crash through the table," Kris Kloss said.
After a few seconds of waiting, Moon jumps off and gives AVGN a splash off the structure and through the table, breaking it and the tubes apart as the fans went crazy with "Holy Fuck" chants.
"OH MY GOD," Kris Kloss screamed.
"That's it, both of these fighters are dead," Jake Black said.
Moon then goes for the pin on AVGN.
1…2…and kick out by AVGN as Moon and the fans were in shock.
"How is that possible, AVGN should be knocked out from that splash," Kris Kloss said.
"He shows a lot of toughness and he won't be taken out by a splash," Jake Black said.
Moon picks up AVGN while holding her ribs in pain and leads him towards ringside between the top left and right corners. When they reach ringside, Moon picks up a football cleat from the ring and grinds it into AVGN's face.
"Moon is just grinding that cleat right into the face of AVGN," Kris Kloss said.
After grinding that cleat in the face for ten seconds, Moon drops the cleat and tosses AVGN back into the ring and she re-enters afterwards.
"Looks like this fight is back into the ring," Jake Black said.
Moon then sees AVGN getting up, so she runs up and gets AVGN with a fameasser.
"Fameasser by The Sailor Soldier onto AVGN," Kris Kloss said.
Moon then goes for the pin on AVGN.
1...2...and kick out by AVGN.
"AVGN just kicks out of that fameasser," Jake Black said.
Moon gets up and grabs a microwave from the ring and places it in the middle of the ring. She then picks up AVGN and gets him in a Death Valley Driver position.
"I think AVGN is about to meet the bad end of that microwave," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN then poked Moon in her eye, causing Moon to drop AVGN back onto his feet.
"AVGN just blind Moon at the moment," Jake Black said.
AVGN then scooped her up and then he runs out of the corner and gives Moon a running powerslam onto the microwave as Moon holds the lower part of her back in pain as the fans cringe at the impact.
"Moon takes a brutal powerslam right onto the microwave," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN gets up and grabs a gumball machine with a stand attached to it, in the machine was thorny plants.
"Oh dear god, look at that weapon, Moon should not get up if she knew what will happen next," Jake Black said.
Moon got back up using the ropes and when she turns around, AVGN nails her in the chest with the machine, breaking it into numerous pieces and sending glass and plants flying as the fans chant "holy shit" for that moment.
"OH MY GOD, Moon just got blasted with that machine," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN drops what's left of the weapon and hooks Moon's arm around his neck, dropping her with a brain buster.
"Brain buster on Moon," Jake Black said.
AVGN then goes for the pin.
1...2...and kick out by Moon as the fans were in shock.
"That's freaking insane, Moon is freaking immortal," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN gets back up and grabs a glass encased photo of hated YouTuber, Sam Pepper.
"Who the hell brings a photo of Sam Pepper, he is a douche bag," Jake Black said.
"I guess someone here really hates him," Kris Kloss said.
As Moon gots up, AVGN swings the photo towards her. Moon then ducks the shot, kicks AVGN in the ribs, yanks the photo out of his hands, and nails him in the head with the photo, causing glass to fly and knocking down AVGN with a thud.
"Moon nails AVGN with that photo and down goes the gamer," Jake Black said.
Then, Moon drags AVGN and sits him down near the bottom left corner of the ring. Moon then picks up a few glass plates and places them near AVGN's crotch.
"Oh boy, I think AVGN will be getting a high voice in a few minutes," Kris Kloss said.
Moon then picks up a bowling ball from the ring and she rolls it at a fast speed and it nails AVGN in the balls, not to mention breaking the plates as the fans cringe at the move.
"Ouch, that must be really painful in AVGN's point of view," Jake Black said.
Moon then drags AVGN out of the corner, then she picks up a Virtual Boy headset, places it on AVGN's face, and gives him a leg drop onto his face as fans cheer for the move.
"Moon hits the leg drop with the headset on AVGN's face," Kris Kloss said.
Moon then goes for the pin on AVGN.
1...2...and kick out by AVGN as Moon was in shock.
"AVGN kicked out and Moon is in complete shock," Jake Black said.
Moon then climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner, preparing for some high flying moves.
"Moon might be looking to finish off AVGN," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN gets back up and grabs Moon's sixteen tube bundle from the ring, he then nails Moon in the head with it, breaking those tubes as the fans went crazy.
"Moon just took that large light tube bundle to the skull," Jake Black said.
Then, AVGN tosses Moon off the ropes and lands right on her back onto the ring mat.
"And Moon lands back first onto the mat," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN then grabs a bundle of carpet strips (with five strips) and places onto Moon, then AVGN climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner.
"AVGN is ready to fly as well," Jake Black said.
AVGN jumps off the top and gets Moon with a splash onto the bundle, lucky nothing broke, Moon then starts convulsing from the pain.
"Moon is just shaking in pain from the splash," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN then goes for the pin on Moon.
1...2...and kick out by Moon as the fans were in shock and start to chant "holy shit".
"Moon kicks out, how is she still alive in this match," Jake Black said.
AVGN gets up and grabs a bottle of lemon juice and a can of salt. He then picks Moon up and drags her to the middle rope between the bottom left and right corners, he then pours the juice and salt right into the head of Moon as she hold her head in pain.
"This is crazy, AVGN just poured that salt and juice into Moon's wounds," Kris Kloss said.
Moon moves off the ropes and as that happens, AVGN drops the weapons and picks up a light tube bundle with five tubes in it. When Moon turns around, AVGN blasts her with the bundle to the face, breaking the tubes apart and taking her down.
"Down goes Moon, thanks to that bundle from AVGN," Jake Black said.
AVGN then goes for the pin on Moon again.
1...2...and kick out by Moon as AVGN was getting pretty angry that Moon could not be taken down.
"This is fucking crazy, how can Moon survive this pure assault," Kris Kloss said.
AVGN then grabs Moon by the head and gets her up, but then Moon gives AVGN a vicious low blow as he held his balls in pain.
"Ow, AVGN just got low blowed by that Sailor Soldier," Jake Black said.
Moon then grabs a plastic bat covered with gusset plates and she nails AVGN in the head with it.
"Oh god, AVGN takes a gusset plate bat to the skull," Kris Kloss said.
Moon drops the bat and grabs a barb wire kendo stick from the ring, she then hits AVGN in the head again as AVGN was wobbling around in pain.
"Now AVGN takes a barb wire stick to the skull," Jake Black said.
Moon drops the stick and picks up a large thumbtack covered cooking sheet, she then smacks AVGN in the head with it, knocking him down.
"With that brutal cooking sheet shot, AVGN is down onto the mat," Kris Kloss said.
Moon drops the cooking sheet and looks around for something to use as a weapon, she then picks up a light tube covered scarecrow.
"Oh boy, Moon picks up that light tube covered scarecrow," Jake Black said.
Moon then places the scarecrow on top of AVGN and then she climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner.
"Sailor Moon is going to fly," Jake Black said.
Then, Moon jumps off and nails AVGN with the Moonlight Drop (double flip moonsault), breaking the tubes apart as the fans went absolutely apeshit for that move.
"HOLY FUCK," Kris Kloss screamed.
"Moonlight Drop on AVGN, that has to be the end of AVGN," Jake Black said.
Moon then goes for the pin on AVGN.
1...2...3 and the ref signals the bell to be ringed and the match was over as the gave a loud ovation for Moon surviving the match.
"She did it, Sailor Moon has dethroned the current Fanfiction Master of The Death Matches and made it to the next round," Kris Kloss said.
"Your winner of the match and advancing to the next round, Sailor Moon," Chris said as the ref raised Moon's arm and Moon's face and shirt was covered in blood from that brutal match.
"Night one is over and we have our eight fighters for the quarterfinals. Nami, Hunter Huntsman, Sunset Shimmer, Pan, Dawn, Jack Brewer, Rainbow Dash, and Sailor Moon have moved on to night two of FFMOTDM II," Jake Black said.
AVGN slowly got up from the bump and was wobbling around in pain, with his face covered in blood.
"Is AVGN going to attack Moon after that match," Kris Kloss said.
Then, Moon extends her hand out, wanting to show some respect from their brutal bout.
"Wait, Moon has her hand out is AVGN going to shake it," Jake Black said.
But then, AVGN swats Moon hand away and leaves the ring and heads to the backstage area as the fans boo at AVGN for being a sore loser.
"There's the answer, he doesn't like losing especially to a newbie to the death match game," Kris Kloss said.
Then, Frank West appears through the curtains with microphone in hand as he was ready to say something.
"Here's Frank, I wonder what he has to say," Jake Black said.
"Congratulations Sailor Moon on advancing to the quarterfinals," Frank said to Moon and then he continued, "but I'm here to announce the matches for night two. The quarterfinals will have Sailor Moon versus Jack Brewer, Pan versus Hunter Huntsman, Nami versus Rainbow Dash, and finally a re-match for all of you fans, Sunset Shimmer versus Dawn."
The fans went crazy for the line-up for night two (mostly for the Sunset Shimmer versus Dawn match) as Frank exited to the backstage area.
"Oh boy, things are about to get intense for night two, especially since we will have a re-match from the first FFMOTDM with Dawn versus Sunset Shimmer," Kris Kloss said.
Moon soon rolls under the ring ropes and exits the ring, she then walks up the entrance way.
"I think Moon will have to step up her game if she wants to win FFMOTDM II," Jake Black said.
Moon then goes through the curtains and into the backstage area.
"Well that takes care of night one, I'm Kris Kloss, with my co-commentator, Jake Black, saying goodnight from The Boneyard," Kris Kloss said.
Post-Match Interviews:
Angry Video Game Nerd just walking around back and forth, angry at what happened.
"Get that camera out of my fucking face," AVGN said as he pushes the cameraman out of the way.
Meanwhile, Sailor Moon was pouring water over her head to get rid of the blood stained on her face.
"I can't believe I beat AVGN in the first round, the biggest shocker ever seen in this tournament. Tomorrow night, I go up against Jack Brewer, this sensei will be in a battle for his life as this Sailor Soldier will beat him and not only win FFMOTDM, but win The Deathmatch Underground Championship," Moon said as she got up and walked away.
Well that took forever but I got night one done and eight people are left to fight for The D.U World Championship. Anyway, here is the line-up for night two.
Match Card For Night Two:
Quarterfinals:
1. The Extreme Brony's Den of Destruction Death Match: Jack Brewer vs. Sailor Moon
2. Fans Bring The Weapons Death Match: Hunter Huntsman vs. Pan
3. Texas Deathmatch: Nami vs. Rainbow Dash
4. Bare Foot Thumbtack Death Match: Sunset Shimmer vs. Dawn
Non-Tournament Matches:
-Kari Kamiya vs. Ashlynn Ella
-Losers From Night One Tag Match: Angry Video Game Nerd, Dan, Cody Lambert, and Bud Bundy vs. Pat The NES Punk, Sailor Jupiter, Star Butterfly, and T.K Takaishi
Who will win FFMODTM II, you have to wait and see.
Don't forget to leave me a review of your thoughts on the match and on night one overall. Don't forget to leave a P.M on what weapons you want to see in our Fans Bring The Weapons Death Match for night two.
Until then, let the anarchy continue.