"Con-Artist!" Was the one thing that Jeff could yell as he kicked at dark man, getting him right in the shin.

The man only raised an eyebrow as Jeff stared up at him in shock, just like Matt and Evan. "Do you feel any pain?" Jeff asked, somewhat annoyed at that.

The man continued looking at Jeff with no emotions, then grabbed him by the back of the neck and walked out of the room, leaving Kane behind with Matt, Randy and Evan.

"Guys, are we really just going to let him take Jeff?" Evan asked, all the while staring up at Kane, wondering if they were going to do anything right now.

"I have no idea, Evan." Matt answered, gaping up as Kane breathed out deeply, biceps bulging as he kept his arms crossed.

"Intruders must be punished." Kane said eerily, making Evan and Matt both scream out as he swooped down to grab them, all the while Randy actually used his brain and ran before the giant could get him.

"Let's go back!" Randy yelled at them, ducking underneath Kane's arms as Matt and Evan dodged out of the way.

"We can't leave Jeff!" Evan told him, glaring at him, only to yelp when Kane almost grasped him by the leg.

"Yes we can! It's just Jeff!" Randy answered back, already at the wooden door they had come in through, stopping to stare back as Kane grabbed Matt and Evan. "You know what? This arrangement isn't all that bad."

And suddenly there was a hand on his neck, causing him to stiffen as a bell tolled in the background.

"Got you." The large man that had taken Jeff chuckled darkly as Randy looked up at him, gulping as he muttered a quick 'mommy'. "Come on, Kane. I'm pretty sure the boss would like to see these kids."


"Let me go! Let us go!" Jeff yelled as he kicked at the bars that held them all, Randy groaning as Jeff insisted on getting their kidnapers angrier. "If you don't let me go, I'll go all loco on your ass, esé!"

"Shut up, Jeff!" Matt and Evan exclaimed for the umpteenth time, already annoyed with the teen.

"They haven't back in hours and you're fake Hispanic accent will not scare them." Matt groaned, passing his hands through his hair as Evan nodded in agreement.

"What?" Jeff asked, turning to them with a crestfallen pout. "My accent's no good?"

"Not at all, you idiot." Randy muttered, hands twitching as they itched to choke someone. Matt or Jeff preferably. Maybe even both.

"You four bicker like children." A new voice pointed out, making the four teens look outside of their cell, finding Kane and his friend with a smaller man standing in front them, this one with a crazy beard and a cocky smirk.

"Says the man that bickers with Kane non-stop." The scariest of the three muttered, rolling his eyes as the shortest went to protest only to have Kane cut him off.

"Shut up, Daniel." Kane told him, only to have the shorter gasp at him in shock and betrayal.

"How could you, Kane?"

"Is this something normal for you? Cause we already get this from Matt and Jeff." Evan told them, making his friends glare at him as their captors only stared at him.

"A kid speaks to you like that and you do nothing, but when I just tell you your mask is stupid you chase me throughout the whole castle!" Daniel pointed an accusatory finger at Kane, who only shook his head and looked at his brother.

"What are we going to do with them, 'Taker? Boss isn't here."

Undertaker nodded at this, looking at the teens with suspicious glare, then asked, "Just why were you kids lurking about in our home?"

"This is your home?" Randy asked, now leaning against the bars and staring at them as if they were crazy. "And here I thought you were only crazy."

"Is he always so mean?" Daniel asked, walking up to the teens to only poke Randy in the face.

"Touch me again and you'll lose the finger, Goat Face." Randy growled, receiving a chuckle from Kane.

"Told you you've got a goat face!" Kane smiled, all the while 'Taker rolled his eyes and Daniel glared at Randy.

Jeff now moved towards Daniel, poking his face to tell him, "You shouldn't poke him again. He has a biting problem."

"I do not!" Randy growled at him, only to now have Matt move next to him and nod with Jeff.

"He actually does. Bites anything that bothers him. Why, I'm surprised he still hasn't bitten any of us."

Taker grew tired of this talking, then cleared his throat. "Tell us why you're here or I'll let Kane have his fun with you."

The teens all looked at Kane, who was now standing tall and in an intimidating manner, only to have Daniel burst out in a fit of laughter. "Kane? Fun? Ha! He's as terrifying as a teddy bear!"

Both Undertaker and Daniel growled at the smallest man there, but the older just shook his head, going back to the teenagers. "You trespassed on our property and we want to know why."

Evan looked at both Matt and Jeff, and sighed. "You wouldn't believe us if we told you."

"Oh really?"

"Forget the kid's explanation, why are you calling Disney property your own?" Randy interrupted, glaring up at the adults. "Last I checked that belonged to a bunch of pencil pushers, not Halloween rejects."

Undertaker growled dangerously at him, and Matt knew that they really were trying the men's patience, so he immediately spoke. "We're reporters for our school's newspaper and we were assigned with finding the dirty truth of something we all think is good. Disney was a good choice, so we just wanted to find out what was underneath the castle."

At this Daniel smiled as if they were stupid, and Undertaker and Kane shook their heads. "This is not Disney World, children. This is why it is dangerous when you star meddling with things far from your own world."

Jeff cocked his head at Kane's words and asked, "Like some weird Chinese voodoo? Were we hexed by a vengeful spirit? Is Randy going to die? Cause that's completely fine by me!"

Randy glared at the other teen, but Undertaker's glare stopped him. "Nothing like that, child. What he means is that you're not even in the United States anymore."

"What do you mean?" Evan asked, curious as to what the man would answer.

"Yer at O'Shaunnessy Manor!" A new voice, thick with an Irish accent, answered, making them all turn to the door, were a large and pale red headed man stood, smiling widely. "Castle off the coast of Ireland where all the spooks come to hide!"

Matt, Jeff, and Randy all just stared at him in shock, all the while Evan smiled widely. "Awesome!"

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