Shinigami-cat: I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Look at me I'm on a mother fucking BOAT!

NekoNekoRamenchan: I'm on a horse ^^

slasher360: I'm on… a Canadian?

Matthew: Maple…

Gilbert: GET OFF MY BIRDIE!

Toris: This is from inmybasement

People seriously need to start leaving dares... Or else I'm gonna be the only

one and that's no fun... Well, I guess it is for me but ANYWHORE,

Arthur: … Did she just say anywhore?

Shinigami-cat: She hath butchered thous language.

I dare Prussia to come to school with me so my day will be filled with

AWESOMENESS! Oh, and so I can prove to my friend Maia that I own him...

*cough*

Gilbert: Of course I can! But I belong to no one… Except Matthew.

and I dare Greece to kiss Spain. Why? CUZ I SAID SO! GO CRACK PAIRINGS!

Antonio: ?

Hercules: Zzzzzz

Shinigami-cat: He's sleeping… But I can wake him up… CAT!

Hercules: Where?

Shinigami-cat: You get cat if you kiss Antonio.

Hercules: (Walks over to Antonio and kisses him on the lips. He then turns back to Shinigami-cat.) Where's the kitty?

Shinigami-cat: (Gives Hercules the kitty) Next please ^^

Kiku: Next is from Danichantotally

Ok... I'm new to this so..I WILL TRY! :P

NekoNekoRamenchan: We'll be kind to you.

Shinigami-cat: I won't.

1. I dare everyone to become one with Russia! (laughs evily

Kikikikiki)

Ivan: ^J^

Everyone: O.O… NOOOOOOOOO!

Hosts: We activate host immunity! (Shield pops up around the hosts to protect them)

Ivan drags everyone into a room one by one and becomes one with them… Starting with Alfred!

Alfred: NOOOOO!

Several hours later…

Ivan walks out of the closet of doom carrying Yao in his arms.

Ivan: Kolkolkol.

2. Belarus and Russia must get married. I'm evil aren't I? ^^

Ivan: O.O

Natalia: Big brother… Let's get married!

Before Ivan can run away Shinigami-cat trips him making him fall over. Alfred and several of the other countries tie him up and drag him to a local chapel. After seven long hours Natalia and Ivan are married.

Natalia: Now we can go on a honey moon big brother…

Ivan: (filling out divorce papers)

Well, that is all for now *flees to a nearby bush while laughing evily once

again*

Ivan: You better run. Kolkolkol.

Natalia: The next one is from haruhi1776

Hey there! Sorry if I sound kinda peppish right now; I'm kinda hyper and it's

almost midnight where I live so ya...

Shinigami-cat: Wow… it's almost noon here… Time zones are fun ^^

NekoNekoRamenchan: I used to love that place… Time Zone… then they all got replaced with Play time… Still lots of fun ^^

Anyways I noticed the lack of the Baltics in this game; so I have a pretty

good dare for all three. X3

Shinigami-cat: I've noticed that too. I've also noticed that there are no dares for the Asian nations either…

Toris: Oh no.

Eduard: This isn't going to end well…

Raivis: I'm scared… This is really bad! Really, really bad! I thought we were going to get out of it!

Ok so I just finished playing what I would consider one of the most terrifying

games out there. That game would be Amnesia: The Dark Decent. So my dare is that Toris plays this game while Eduard and Raivis are strapped down

watching. The others most watch as they play.

Shinigami-cat: … What the crap is The Dark Decent?

Alfred: Dude it's this awesome horror survival game where you're exploring this wicked castle unarmed and stuff. Oh and I think the castle is owned by a Prussian. It's like set in the 1800's or something.

Gilbert: Of cause it's awesome! If the castle belongs to a Prussian it has to be awesome ^^

Shinigami-cat: … Sounds a little like Unknown… Whatever. Let's do this bitches!

Shinigami-cat and NekoNekoRamenchan run the house and set up the room so that the lap top is hooked up to a projector. And slasher360 brings in the popcorn to watch. Shinigami-cat ties Raivis and Eduard to chairs and points them towards the screen.

Toris: … Okay then…

One minute later…

Shinigami-cat & slasher360: FUNNIEST SHIT EVER! LOL!

NekoNekoRamenchan & easily scared nations: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! AAAAA!

Ivan: It's a very silly game.

Raivis: It's too scary! Please turn it off OMFG! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

Toris: Why is my insanity increasing?

Eduard: STAY OUT OF THE SHADOWS!

Well that's all I have for now, laterz! *disappears through the corridor of

darkness*

Shinigami-cat: Cue twilight zone music.

Feliciano: Ve… Ve… Um the next one is from Tobi898

Ello! Since I need my daily spamano, I dare Romano to let Spain do whatever he wants with him :)

Shinigami-cat: LOL bucket!

Lovino: FUCK THIS! (Tries to run away but Antonio catches him)

Antonio: But it's a dare Lovi… If we don't do it Shinigami-cat will kill us!

Shinigami-cat: I'm going to kill him anyway. Take him away to the Rape closet

Antonio picks up the screaming Italian and runs into the rape closet.

NekoNekoRamenchan: … You re named it the RAPE CLOSET?

Shinigami-cat: Well I thought it was appropriate considering that's what everyone dose in there…

Six hours later…

Antonio walks out of the Rape closet carrying a sleeping (AND NOW SHIRTLESS XXXXXXD) Lovino. Bridal style! They sit back down and the game goes on.

Ludwig: The final one for today is from Hetalianprussia

* walks in to the room and smirks*

Shinigami-cat: I know you from somewhere… But where?

Kesesese I guess the awesomeness that is my bloodline should respon to this

since your reading my stroy and im reading yours.

NekoNekoRamenchan: Le gasp! You know this person?

Shinigami-cat: You guys aren't the only ones I know. Hi there Hetalianprussia! I remembered where I remember you from ^^

BTW love this so far shini.

Shinigami-cat: Why is everyone calling me shini? Or Shini-chan?

I have a few dares and truths up my sleeves.

~1# i would like Spain, France, and PruBen To sing "Bad touch" by the blood

hound gang.

Gilbert: I assume you mean me when you said PruBen… WTF is a PruBen?

Shinigami-cat: It's a cross between Prussia and I guy named Ben. Get singing bitches!

A (Wild) stage suddenly appears (China I choose you!) The Bad Touch Trio jump up onto the stage and start to sing.

Gilbert: Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Francis: I'd appreciate your input

Antonio: Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

Francis: So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

Gilbert: You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Antonio: Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Gilbert: Do it now

B.T.T (Bat Touch Trio): You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Antonio: Do it again now

B.T.T: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Francis: Gettin' horny now

Antonio: Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Gilbert: Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

Francis: So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

Antonio: So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Gilbert: Do it now

B.T.T: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Antonio: Do it again now

B.T.T: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Francis: Gettin' horny now

B.T.T: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Antonio: Do it again now

B.T.T: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gilbert: Do it now

B.T.T: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Francis: Do it again now

B.T.T: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Lovino: YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!

Canada: (blushing)

Arthur: It's just like that bloody frog to do something like that…

Shinigami-cat: LOL funny song… I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day. (Starts to hum Bad Touch)

and 2# i would love to see some spamano going on...or prucan kesesese

Lovino: NO WAY IF FUCK AM I DOING ANYTHING WITH THE TOMATO BASTARD AGAIN IN THIS CHAPTER! FUCK YOU!

Shinigami-cat: (gets a camera) Well I guess it's time for some sexy PruCan.

Matthew: … maple …

Gilbert: Good because after singing that song I'm in the mood for sex ;D

Matthew: O.O

Alfred, Arthur, Francis and Ivan: (Death glair)

Shinigami-cat: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TISSUES? I'M GETTING A FUCKING NOSE BLEED!

Gilbert takes Matthew over to the Rape closet. He uses a sharpie to scribble out the word Rape and writes the word Love instead.

Shinigami-cat: Don't change my signs!

Gilbert rolls his eyes and closes the door

Elizaveta: We have a problem with the spy camera!

Shinigami-cat: What is it?

Elizaveta: It's broken! We can't see what's going on!

Shinigami-cat: NOOOOOO!

Eight hours later…

NekoNekoRamenchan: They are taking their time aren't they?

Shinigami-cat: Screw it I'm taking a look!

Shinigami-cat opens the Love closet after five second she slams the door. Her face is red… not from embarrassment, but rage.

Francis: What's wrong?

Shinigami-cat: WHO THE FUCK GAVE THEM MAPLE SYRUP AND WHIPPED CREAM? AND WHO THE FUCK DISABLED MY FUCKING CAMERA! FUCK YOU ALL!

slasher360: Eew… you didn't catch them in the act did you?

Shinigami-cat: No they're asleep… BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE ALL RETARDS WHO SHOULD FUCKING DIE BECAUSE AS FAR AS I'M CONSERNED YOU ALL DIABLED MY CAMERA! FUCK YOU!

Shinigami-cat walks out the door and slams it shut.

NekoNekoRamenchan: … I guess you can all have a brake now…

Everyone: Finally! (Everyone gets up and leaves)

Five minutes later…

Lovino: Hurry the fuck up and fix that camera!

Antonio: I'm trying Lovi! I didn't mean to throw my shoe at it!

Lovino: Shut up and fix it or she might kill us!