"Last time on the Ridonculous Race! We struck gold in Dubai. Carrie gave up on the game of love. Bonnie was finally convinced that she actually wasn't as nice as she thought and managed to help out the Geniuses. And Kelly finally gave Taylor a time out. Which narrowly cost them the race. But hey, a healthy relation ship as a daughter is more important than a million dollars... But since I don't have kids I'd choose the money. And last but not least an alliance was formed between the Sisters and Reality TV Pros. Is it more than just that? Your guess is as good as mine. But mine matters more because I'm famous. This is: The Ridonculous Race!"
Don is standing next to a Don Box in Dubai.
"Welcome back" Don said. "Sisters Emma and Kitty will be receiving the first travel tip"
Emma and Kitty go up to the Don Box and take the travel tip.
"It says to find the next travel tip in the world famous Birds Nest Stadium" Kitty read. "Never heard of it"
Cut to a background of the Chinese flag with a photo of the Birds Nest Stadium to accompany it.
"Well it's right here in Beijing China" Don narrated. "Home to twenty five million people. And oddly enough we won't see many of them"
Cut to a plane in the air.
"Flight one is already close to landing in Beijing" Don narrated. "The stragglers on flight two have an extra hour to talk strategy. Don't worry we'll edit the boring parts out"
Inside the plane Devin is asleep. Carrie is watching him.
"Watching Devin sleep is so awesome" Carrie said. "He sometimes mumbles the sweetest things"
"Rainbow zebras took my wallet..." Devin mumbled.
"I said sometimes" Carrie said.
Rock is walking down the aisle when he notices that there's an open bag of peanuts next to Devin.
"Hey, Carrie, you gonna make a move on that?" Rock asked.
"Oh, well Devin and I are friends" Carrie said thinking he was talking about Devin.
"I know but this opportunity isn't gonna last forever" Rock said.
Rock starts to reach for the peanuts but Carrie grabs his arm and stops him.
"That's what I keep thinking" Carrie said. "The whole reason we entered this race was to show him we had a connection. You know, something special"
Cut to Rock standing in the middle of the aisle and talking to the camera.
"I just wanted that bag of peanuts" Rock said in frustration.
Cut back to Carrie and Devin. Devin suddenly wakes up.
"Oh good you're okay" Devin said. "I had a dream we lived in a tree house and it caught fire-"
"Just you and me?" Carrie asked.
"Well I was a three headed tiger and you were a gorilla in a tuxedo but it was us" Devin said. "Crazy isn't it"
Devin goes back to sleep.
The camera pans to Rock and Spud.
"Spud, I know how our strategy is slow and steady but we might need to rethink it" Rock said.
"Isn't our strategy to party on!" Spud said excietedly.
"No that's not right" Rock said. "Let's think of a new strategy"
"How about... Party on harder!" Spud said.
"Spud we like gotta go faster" Rock said.
"Oh... I'll tell the pilot" Spud said.
Spud gets up and runs down the aisle. Rock facepalms.
The camera pans over to Dwayne and Junior.
"We could have been on the first flight but somebody had to go potty at the airport" Dwayne said. "And that someone hasn't been eating their vegetables so-"
"Dad! Stop making it sound like it was me" Junior said. "It was you"
Cut to Beijing where the flight one teams are inside a shuttle.
"Flight one has landed and the teams are already on their way to the next Don Box via shuttle" Don narrated.
Inside the bus the Reality TV Pros and Sisters are talking.
"Thanks for letting us take the win yesterday" Kitty said.
"No problem" Owen said.
"Just don't expect us to return the favour" Emma said. "We're in an alliance but this is still a competition"
Team Interview
"Yep, she's awesome" Noah said.
"Emma and Noah sitting in a tree" Owen mocked.
Noah punches him in the stomach.
"Ow!" Owen exclaimed.
Second Interview
"You like Noah, admit it" Kitty said.
"I do not" Emma said.
"So then you think he's weird looking?" Kitty asked.
"He's not weird looking" Emma defended.
"So do you think he's boring?" Kitty asked.
"Noah is not boring" Emma said. "I appriciate his sense of humour"
End Interview
The shuttle stops and crashes into the Don Box. The Don Box flies threw the air, smashes into the ground and starts spitting out travel tips. The teams get out of the shuttle and grab travel tips.
"Fly over the Birds Nest Stadium and tandem jump through the Doughnut Hole to receive your next travel tip" Emma read.
"Ooh doughnuts!" Owen said excitedly.
Cut to later where the flight one teams are inside a biplane flying over the Birds Nest Stadium.
"That's the doughnut... How disappointing" Owen said
Team Interview
"When's there gonna be another eating challenge?" Owen asked. "I'm so hungry I could eat a doughnut house. With chocolate shingles and a pretzel fence"
"This is my life everyday" Noah said.
End Interview
Josee takes out her lucky lava rock and kisses it.
"I need all the luck this Hawaiian lava rock can bring me" Josee said. "Nothing will stand in my way"
The door on the plane opens.
"Ready to jump?" Emma asked Noah.
"How hard could it be?" Noah asked.
The Reality TV Pros and Sisters jump out of the plane. Owen and Noah crash into a rickshaw and Emma and Kitty crash into a gong.
Back on the plane the Police Cadets, Stepbrothers, Surfer Dudes, Ice Dancers, and Goths jump out of the plane. Josee and Jacques are blow away by the wind.
"Go the other way!" Josee yelled.
"I know that!" Jacques said.
They crash into a billboard.
Back on the biplane the Geniuses and Cousins are the oly flight one teams not to jump yet..
"Okay, we need to figure out how high in the air we are right now" Mary said. "The recomended hight for flying in a plane like this is-"
Mary is cut off by Bonnie pushing her and Ellody out the plane.
"That wasn't very nice" Jack said.
"I don't have a morality" Bonnie said. "You've known be for years. You should know this"
Bonnie and Jack jump out the plane.
Back on the ground the Sisters and Reality TV Pros are getting back up after crashing.
"Okay, this time less screaming more steering" Emma said.
"I'll see what I can do but no guarantees" Kitty said.
The bus with the flight two teams arrives and the get off. Rock is the last one off the bus until he realizes that Spud isn't with him.
"Spud! Hey Spud! Want a Choco-Oink?" Rock asked.
Rock holds out a box with a picture of a pig on it. Spud jumps out of the bus.
Team Interview
"New strategy, Spud loves Choco-Oinks. He'd do anything for one" Rock said.
"Chocolate covered pork rindey goodness..." Spud said.
"So I cleared out the airport vending machine" Rock said.
Rock takes an Oinkie out of the box and holds it out. Spud bites Rocks entire hand.
"AH" Rock yelled.
End Interview
The flight one teams, minus the Ice Dancers, Sisters, and Reality TV Pros, find the next Don Box.
"Sweet, it's an All-In" Geoff read.
Cut to Don standing next to a bunch of crates and and elderly Chinese woman.
"An All-In with a twist" Don said. "To receive their next tip from this vendor one team member must assemble and deep fry a skewer of Beijing street food. And their partner has to eat it"
Geoff and Brody are the first ones over to the vendor.
"So what's good today lady dude?" Brody said. "Are the crickets fresh?"
The old woman holds up a live cricket.
"That was a joke" Brody said.
Crimson and Ennui run over to one crate and open it. A bunch of bats fly out.
Team Interview
"Bats are the most beautiful creatures on earth. I had to set them free" Crimson said.
"They're like angels of death" Ennui said.
"How poetic" Crimson said.
End Iterview
Meanwhile back in the stadium Josee and Jacques are coming in for a second landing. When they hit the ground Jacques accidentally twists his foot in a weird way.
"Gah! My ankle!" Jacques yelled.
Cut to Josee talking to the camera with Jacques jumping around in pain in the background.
"Why is Jacques so clumsy today?" Josee complained. "Don't give him sympathy it'll only encourage him"
Cut back to Josee and Jacques running towards the Don Box. Jacques is trailing behind.
"Josee, slow down. The pain is very intense" Jacques said.
"Snap out of it! Our fans are watching! Eat the pain!" Josee yelled. "And smile!"
"Oh, okay" Jacques said nervously.
They start running again. Carrie and Devin land in the stadium next.
"That was amazing!" Carrie cheered.
"Great..." Devin said nervously.
Devin falls over.
"You okay?" Carrie asked.
"Fine..." Devin said weakly.
Team Interview
"I am not great with heights... Or falling from them. Which I think is reasonable" Devin said. "I'm glad Carrie was there with me. If Shelly was here she would have totally bailed"
"Hey what's that!" Carrie said quickly.
Carrie points off camera. Devin looks in that direction. Carrie smiles at the camera and gives the thumbs up.
End Interview
The Sisters and Reality TV Pros are landing in the stadium.
"So do you like movies?" Noah asked.
Before Emma can answer they land and Owen accidentally ends up falling on top of Noah.
Team Interview
"I didn't mean to cut you off I swear" Owen said.
"Well now I don't know if she likes movies" Noah said.
"Of course she likes movies" Owen said.
"Oh yeah... That does make sense" Noah said.
End Interview
Back by the food stand Crimson is preparing to eat her skewer. She takes a small bite of it.
"How's it taste?" Ennui asked.
"A little bland..." Crimson said.
The camera pans over to MacArthur poking a crate.
"Careful you don't know what's in there" Sanders said.
"I know exactly what I'm doing" MacArthur said.
"You say that all the time" Sanders said.
MacArhur opens the crate and a cobra coils around her neck.
"Ah! Get it off!" MacArthur yelled.
The camera pans over to Mary opening a box of spiders.
"Now correct me if I'm wrong, but these will only attack you if you attack first" Mary said.
"No that breed of spiders will attack anything that it doesn't like" Ellody said.
Several spiders shoots webs at Mary and pull her inside the box.
"Which apparently includes you" Ellody said.
Carrie and Devin are the next ones to arrive there.
"Um... I'm not sure I'll be able to... Stomach any of this" Carrie said.
"It's okay, I'll eat it" Devin said. "You just skewer up some worms and-"
Carrie suddenly runs off camera and throws up.
Cut to Carrie and Devin are talking to the camera with the other teams cooking in the background. Carrie now looks very pale and is holding a bucket. Devin has his hands over her ears.
"When we were kids her sister dared her to eat a worm" Devin explained. "She did it and then she spent the next six hours throwing up"
"Were you talking about worms?" Carrie asked.
"Yes..." Devin said awkwardly.
Carrie throws up in her bucket.
"Yeah I walked into that one..." Devin said.
Cut to Dwayne trying to skewer a scorpion out of a crate.
"Come here you sneaky little rascal" Dwayne said. "Maybe I should just use my hand"
Dwayne starts to reach into the crate but the vendor grabs Dwayne's hand and pulls his hand away.
"Now don't you worry about me" Dwayne said. "I know what I'm doing"
Dwayne reaches into the crate and a bunch of scorpions sting his hand.
"Ow!" Dwayne exclaimed. "Make the pain stop!"
Meanwhile back at the stadium Rock and Spud are the last ones to get to the Don Box.
"We did it!" Spud said excitedly. "Oink me!"
"Not until after we're out of last" Rock said.
"Aw, come on" Spud said.
"Fine just one" Rock said
Rock takes a Choco-Oinkie out of the box and throw it across the stadium. Spud runs after it.
Team Interview
"My mom said I'm a light eater" Spud said. "When the lights go on, I start eating"
End Interview
Back by the food stand more teams are getting ready. Lewis is trying to skewer a scorpion.
"Why are they moving so much" Lewis complained. "These are nothing like the trained ones I acted with"
"Wait there's such thing as trained scorpions?" Tracey asked.
"Well most of them were either rubber or dead but there are a few" Lewis said.
One scorpion climbs up the skewer and on to his arm.
"Ah!" Lewis yelled. "Get it off"
"Don't move a muscle" Tracey said.
Tracey takes a different skewer and stabs the scorpion with it.
"My arm!" Lewis yelled.
"At least you aren't poisoned" Tracey said.
The camera pans over to Bonnie frying her skewer for Jack.
"Why are you so calm?" Jack asked. "That stuff you're cooking looks terrible"
"Easy, I am a very apathetic person and don't care whether or not you like this" Bonnie said.
"Sometimes you scare me Bonnie" Jack said.
"I get that a lot" Bonnie said.
The camera pans to Dwayne walking around in a daze with Junior following him. Dwane has red bumps on his hand and his eyes are pointing in opposite directions.
"Dad are you okay?" Junior asked.
"Of course I am Mr. President" Dwayne said. "Are you?"
Dwayne falls over.
"Great..." Junior said flatly.
Cut to Junior talking to the camera with Dwayne walking around in the background.
"The medic says it'll wear off eventually" Junior said. "But until then I'm in charge of the team... Again"
Cut to Melvin getting ready to eat his skewer.
"Do I have to eat this?" Melvin asked. "Maybe you should"
"I can't" Trevor said. "I'm the one who had to cook it. Plus it still can't be as bad as the stuff in Iceland. At least this stuff is hot"
"That's true" Melvin said.
Melvin takes a bite of some of the meat.
"Nope... It's somehow worse" Melvin said.
The camera Josee finishing up frying her skewer.
"Are you ready Jacques?" Josee asked.
"No" Jacques said.
"I don't care" Josee said
Josee shoves the food on the skewer into his mouth.
"How's it taste?" Josee asked.
"I could barely taste anything" Jacques said. "You made me eat it so fast"
"Good" Josee said. "Now we're in first"
The elderly woman walks over to them and hands them their travel tip.
"It's a Botch or Watch" Josee read. "Whoever didn't dive for rings in Hawaii must-"
Cut to Don sitting in a rickshaw.
"Must pull their partner on a rickshaw to the Great Wall of the China using only the map included in their rickshaw" Don explained. "Last team to find the Chill Zone somewhere along the wall could be going home"
Cut back to Josee and Jacques leaving on their rickshaw. Sanders and MacArthur make it over to their rickshaw.
"Let's go Sanders" MacArthur said. "I want to catch up to those ice freaks"
"Got it" Sanders said.
They leave. Geoff and Brody run over there next.
"Let's get going dude" Geoff said.
"You got it bro" Brody said.
Geoff and Brody leave.
Melvin and Trevor run over to the rickshaws.
"Let's move Trevor. I want the others to know the evil that is Melvin" Melvin said.
"I've just learned to ignore you by now" Trevor said.
The camera pans over to Carrie and Devin.
"Four teams have already moved on" Devin said. "Carrie you need to start skewering if-"
Carrie runs off screen and throws up.
"Okay..." Devin said awkwardly.
The Sisters and Reality TV Pros make it over to the food stand.
"I prep you eat. Got it?" Emma said.
"Is that a question?" Kitty asked.
"No" Emma said.
"You prep I eat. Not a question. Go!" Noah said to Owen.
"Wow" Emma said.
Team Interview
"I figure if I act like Emma it'll make her like me more" Noah said. "I've got this so figured out"
End Interview
"What's wrong with you" Emma said. "Could you be meaner to your partner"
Team Interview
"Why is this so hard?" Noah asked.
"It's very simple" Owen said. "You need to be really subtle"
End Interview
Owen and Emma are preparing to fry their skewers.
"Psst, Noah likes you" Owen said quietly.
"I don't care" Emma said.
Team Interview
"Why did you say that?" Kitty asked.
"I don't know" Emma said.
End Interview
Carrie is trying to skewer a snake when she realizes it's positioned in the shape of a heart.
"Aw... Look Devin, it must be a sign" Carrie said.
The snake suddenly bites Devin's face.
The camera pans over to Tom handing Jen a skewer.
"Tom, do I have to eat this?" Jen asked.
"It's either that or go home" Tom said.
"Um... Let me think about it..." Jen said nervously.
"For serious?" Tom asked.
"No, I'll eat it" Jen said.
"Just tell yourself it's for the blog" Tom said.
"I'm not sure how much that will help" Jen said.
The camera pans over to Spud trying to skewer a starfish.
"Whoa... If I had that many arms I could play drums, guitar, and keyboard at the same time" Spud said.
"Please hurry up" Rock siad.
"Maybe a Choco-Oink would help me pick up the pace?" Spud suggested.
"One of these" Rock said.
Rock takes an Oinkie out of the box.
"Yeah" Spud said.
Rock crushes the Oinkie in his hand and drops the crumbs on the ground. Spud starts to lick the crumbs up.
"This is getting sad" Rock said.
Meanwhile Josee and Jacques are running towards the great wall.
"First place here we come!" Jacques cheered.
"We are goddesses!" Josee cheered.
"I'm a guy" Jacques said.
"It doesn't matter" Josee said.
Melvin and Trevor start to catch up with them in their rickshaw.
"Hi, I'm Melvin" Melvin said. "You don't know me and my partner Trevor. Mostly because we've been really behind. But now we're gonna be in first!"
Melvin leans in and pushes Josee over. This causes Jacques and Josee's rickshaw to crash.
"Ha! I finally succeeded in being evil!" Melvin cheered.
"High five" Trevor said.
"Wait! No high five!" Melvin said.
Trevor takes his hand off the rickshaw to high five Melvin and they crash. The left wheel breaks off.
"Now look what you did" Melvin said.
"Crap..." Trevor said.
Team Interview
"I don't get it" Melvin said. "I finally did something bad enough to be deemed evil and then something bad happens to us. That's the whole reason I started doing this. So bad things wouldn't happen"
"Well that's karma for you" Trevor said.
"Don't be silly Trevor" Melvin said. "Karma is just one of those stupid things that hippies made up. Like meditation or global warming"
"Um... What?" Trevor said awkwardly.
End Interview
Owen and Emma finish cooking their skewers and hand them off to their partners. Kitty takes a bite of it.
"This is pretty good" Kitty commented.
Noah takes a bite of his.
"Ooh, thith ith hot" Noah said with his mouth full.
"I know this is a race but you don't have to be gross" Emma said.
"Thorry" Noah said.
Noah accidentally spits food in Emma's face.
"I'm gonna go now" Emma said.
Meanwhile the Cousins and Geniuses are going down the road on their rickshaws.
"Jack! Which way do I go?" Bonnie asked.
"I don't know, this map is written in Korean" Jack said.
"We're in China not Korea" Bonnie said.
"I still can't read it" Jack said.
"Let me take a look" Ellody said.
Jack passes the map to her. Ellody takes out a pen and draws some numbers and symbols on it. Ellody gives it back.
"This is somehow more confusing" Jack said.
"It's very simple" Mary said.
"You say that about everything" Bonnie said. "I'm not even exaggerating"
"We can't help it if we have high IQ's" Mary said.
"We're still lost" Bonnie said.
Meanwhile the Surfer Dudes and Police Cadets are the first teams to the Great Wall of China.
"Which way do we go?" Sanders asked.
"We should split up" Geoff said.
"I'll go with MacArthur" Brody said.
"No I meant one team goes right and the other goes left" Geoff said.
"Oh... That makes more sense" Brody said.
Team Interview
"It's not my fault Brody wants to hang out with me" MacArthur said. "Doctors say my pheromones are as strong as a tank built by grizzly bears"
"That makes zero sense" Sanders said.
"Oh, because you're suddenly a bear expert" MacArthur said.
"They don't have opposable thumbs. They wouldn't be able to build a- Why am I having this conversation?" Sanders said.
End Interview
Josee and Jacques make it to the Great Wall.
"Which way do we go?" Josee asked.
"I don't know" Jacques said. "Our map is useless!"
Josee takes out her lava rock and rubs it on the map.
"I'll let luck decide!" Josee declared.
Josee tosses the map into the air and it starts to blow away in the wind. They chase after it.
Back at the food stand Chet finishes eating.
"Took you long enough" Lorenzo said.
"Shut up!" Chet said. "It's not my fault I hate disgusting food"
The elderly woman hands Chet the travel tip.
"Ha! Now you have to pull a rickshaw!" Lorenzo said.
The camera pans over to Tracey finishing her skewer.
"Done!" Tracey announced.
"Good, let's go" Lewis said. "Also can we get a medic to look at my arm? I think you might have punctured the skin earlier"
"You're fine, let's go" Tracey said.
The camera pans over to Junior finishing up eating his skewer.
"Dad, I'm done" Junior said.
"That's great Quincy" Dwayne said.
"Not even gonna question it" Junior said.
The camera pans over to Devin handing Carrie a skewer.
"Just keep telling yourself that you're eating chicken" Devin said.
"But it isn't chicken" Carrie said.
"Doesn't matter" Devin said. "Just keep telling yourself that it is"
"Okay... It's chicken" Carrie said. "It's chicken"
Carrie takes a bite of the skewer.
"Hey it actually does taste like chicken" Carrie said.
The camera pans to Spud handing the skewer off to Rock.
"Can I have a Choco-Oink?" Spud asked.
"No!" Rock said.
Rock takes a look at the skewer.
"This isn't gonna go well..." Rock said.
Cut to Emma and Kitty running down the road.
"You like Noah" Kitty said. "Why do you keep shooting him down?"
"Because it's a competition" Emma said. "I'm here to win!"
Their rickshaw runs over a rock and one of their wheels breaks off. Owen and Noah accidentally run over their wheel and destroy it.
"No! Our wheel!" Emma yelled. "Now we're gonna get eliminated"
Noah and Owen stop next to them.
"Need any help?" Owen asked.
"What do you think?" Emma asked sarcastically.
"Got it" Noah said.
Meanwhile Melvin and Trevor are trying to reattach their wheel to their rickshaw.
"This is taking too long" Melvin said.
"Have you ever tried to fix a rickshaw?" Trevor asked.
"I've never heard of a rickshaw before today" Melvin said.
"Really?" Trevor asked.
"Yes really" Melvin said. "Stop changing the subject"
"Mel, I'm starting to think fixing this thing is a lost cause" Trevor said.
"What do you want to do? Just go with one wheel" Melvin said. "We'd be so slow"
"It's either be slow or not move at all" Trevor said.
"Fine, but let's hurry" Melvin said.
Up along the road the Sisters and Reality TV Pros are racing side by side. Noah is leaning over and keeping the Sisters' rickshaw stable.
"Are we moving too fast?" Emma asked.
"No it's good" Noah said.
"Doesn't that hurt?" Kitty asked.
"Oh yes, I-I'm in tremendous pain" Noah said. "But your sister is really pretty and that sort of distracts from it"
Meanwhile at the Chill Zone Don is waiting for the teams.
"Hmm... I wonder why they built this wall in the first place" Don commented.
Sanders and MacArthur are the first ones to the Chill Zone.
"Sanders, MacArthur, you are in first" Don said.
"Nailed it!" MacArthur said.
Geoff and Brody run over to the Chill Zone next.
"Second!" Don announced.
"Nice going dude" Geoff said.
"Yeah!" Brody cheered.
Elsewhere along the wall Josee and Jacques are running.
"Are we getting closer yet?" Jacques asked.
"I can feel it!" Josee said.
They notice the Sisters and Reality TV Pros running towards them.
"Wait... If they're coming towards us... We're going the wrong way!" Josee realized.
Josee and Jacques turn around and start running the other way.
Meanwhile Rock and Spud are getting ready to get in their rickshaw.
"Okay, we're ready to go" Rock said. "Where are my Choco-Oinks?"
Rock turns around and sees that Spud ate the whole box.
"Did you eat all of them?" Rock asked.
"Yeah!" Spud cheered.
"I have a bad feeling about this..." Rock said nervously.
"Are we gonna waste this sugar high or are we gonna ride it?!" Spud asked excitedly.
Spuds eye twitches. Spud starts pulling the rickshaw without Rock.
"Wait! I'm supposed to pull!" Rock called to Spud.
"CHOCO-OINK!" Spud yelled.
Meanwhile Tom is pulling Jen in the rickshaw.
"Jen, can I take a break?" Tom asked.
"Sure, how about a five minute break" Jen said.
"Thanks" Tom said.
Tom stops.
"My legs are tired" Tom said.
Lewis and Tracey pass them,
"Hi again" Lewis said.
"Changed my mind. Start running again" Jen said.
"Good idea" Tom said.
Tom starts running again.
Meanwhile at the Chill Zone Owen and Noah make it there next.
"Third!" Don announced.
Emma and Kitty run over to Don after them.
"Fourth!" Don announced.
Josee and Jacques make it there next.
"Fifth!" Don announced.
"Fifth... Fifth!" Josee said angrily. "That's even worse than fourth! It's like a tin medal! I hate tin!"
"Josee, calm down" Jacques said.
"I am calm!" Josee said angrily.
Meanwhile Dwayne is pulling Junior.
"Santa, have we delivered the presents yet?" Dwayne asked.
"Just keep running" Junior said.
The camera pans to Devin pulling Carrie. Carrie looks very sick again.
"That was not chicken..." Carrie said weakly.
Rock and Spud run past them.
"I LOVE CHOCO-OINKS!" Spud shouted.
Back at the Chill Zone Chet and Lorenzo make it there.
"Sixth!" Don announced.
Crimson and Ennui make it to the Chill Zone next.
"Seventh!" Don said.
Tom and Jen are the next ones to the Chill Zone.
"Eighth!" Don announced.
Lewis and Tracey are there after them
"Ninth!" Don said.
Bonnie and Jack are the next ones there quickly followed by Mary and Ellody.
"Tenth and Eleventh!" Don said.
Carrie and Devin run over to don next.
"Twelfth!" Don announced.
The Rockers and Father & Son are racing towards the Chill Zone. Rock and Spud are in the lead.
"Hurry dad!" Junior said.
"What's that Mr. McKenzie?" Dwayne said.
"Whoa... Sugar crash..." Spud said.
Spud falls over and Dwayne and Junior outrun him and Rock.
"Thirteenth!" Don announced.
Rock drags Spud over to the Chill Zone.
"Rockers, you're in fourteenth!" Don said.
"Sweet!" Rock said.
"Or rather you would be if you didn't get a twenty minute penalty" Don said. "Rock was supposed to pull the rickshaw"
"Aw... Bummer" Spud said.
"If the time runs out before the Magicians get here you get fourteenth" Don said. "If they get here before time runs out you may be eliminated"
Meanwhile Melvin and Trevor are walking down the Great Wall.
"Mel, I think we're going the wrong way" Trevor said.
"We aren't" Melvin said.
"We totally are" Trevor said.
"Trevor! We are not going the wrong way!" Melvin said angrily.
"If we keep going this way we'll walk right into the ocean" Trevor said.
"We aren't going to fall into the ocean!" Melvin said. "Honestly, it's times like these I wish I still had hair"
"Why?" Trevor asked.
"So I could rip it out!" Melvin yelled. "You know what... I'm sorry... I just needed to get those emotions out... Let's turn around and see if the Chill Zone is over there"
"Great" Trevor said.
"But if we fall into the ocean it's your fault" Melvin said.
Back at the Chill Zone Rock and Spud are waiting for their penalty to end.
"Sorry I blew it for us" Spud said. "We'll probably be going home"
"No man, it's my fault we have this penalty" Rock said. "If I'm gonna use treats to train you like a dog I can't be surprised when you go nuts, and trash my kitchen, and poop in my shoes"
"I promise to never do that last part" Spud said.
Melvin and Trevor start running towards the Chill Zone.
"My legs hurt!" Trevor said.
"Just keep running!" Melvin said.
"Rock, Spud, your penalty is up!" Don said. "You get fourteenth!"
Rock and Spud step over to the Chill Zone.
"Sweet!" Rock said.
Melvin and Trevor run over to the Chill Zone.
"Melvin, Trevor, you are in last" Don said.
"No!" Trevor said.
"I want to punch you in your perfect face" Melvin said.
"Thank you. I like my face too" Don said. "But I'm here to inform you that this is a non-elimination round!"
"Yes!" Trevor cheered.
"I want to kiss your perfect face!" Melvin said.
"Please don't" Don said. "Your lips look very chapped"
"Got it" Melvin said.
Don turns to the camera.
"Today may be a non-elimination but tomorrow won't" Don said. "Who will go? Probably those two. But tune in next time to find out. In the next episode of: The Ridonculous Race!"
So you probably want to know why Melvin and Trevor came in last instead of Rock and Spud. It'll make sense in the next chapter. Hopefully. Also, I have a small announcement for this story. In the next chapter there will be a previously eliminated team returning. I won't tell you who it will be right now. Anyway, be sure to give me some constructive criticism.