LFG: Welcome back! I'd like to apologise in advance for the delay, but hey...You did have warning so it's all good! Anywaay...Many questions to get through so let's get on with it!

Elena: I'm hungry...

LFG: *Groan* You damn human's and all your needs...

Damon: But you're human?

LFG: Yeah but i'm an awesomely terrifying human. I'm allowed to have needs. Hmm... *Throws a piece of bread towards Elena* There you go.

Elena: *Looks at the bread* I'm not some tramp y'know. I don't eat plain bread...

LFG: You do now. *Threatening glare*

Elena: *Reluctantly picks off a bit of bread and eats it*

LFG: Good Elena. Now...First up we have TeamRamon!

TeamRamon: *Walks on* Hello! Elena, I wanna hear your thoughts about the fact that your boyfriend has had wild sex with your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother, or whatever.

Elena: *Spits out some bread* EW!

Katherine: Urgh. Must you remind me that we're related?

Elena: That's..*Looks from Stefan to Katherine and back* Oh god...I never actually thought of it like that before...Oh...I think i'm gonna be... *Runs offstage*

Stefan: Great.

Damon: Looks like that's you going without sex for a month or two brother. *Smirk*

LFG: That was the best reaction ever.

TeamRamon: *Evil Smile* BYE! *Walks out*

LFG: Time for more questions!

Katherine: Oh joy.

LFG: *Sigh* Kate882, come on out!

Kate: *Walks on with an evil 'i-like-to-cause-trouble' grin*

Elena: *Walks back on and quietly sits down. Avoids eye contact with Stefan and Katherine*

Kate: Good timing, because Elena, I have something to tell you...do u remeber that ur neclace was missing at one point and then was back randomly? I'm telling you because i know damon won't explain it to you and i LOVE you so much. i feel the need to tell you that its becuase he had your necklace, told you he loved you and then compelled you to forget...

Stefan: *Murder rage face*

Elena: Wait...No...You're lieing...Because *Awkward laughter* Damon doesn't love me...He can't love me...Because, well...Damon? *Looks at Damon questioningly*

Damon: *Has turned his chair round so his back's to everyone* No...Obviously not...

LFG: This would be a good time for more questions...Kate882?

Kate: Stefan while i hate you i still need to ask this, if you are so over Katherine, why did you keep her picture, have so many flash backs of her and dream about sleeping with her when you two were trapped in the tomb together?

Stefan: Why hate me? There's really no reason...I've never actually done anything harmful towards ANY of you that seem to ha -

LFG: STEFAN! *Stakes him in the arm* ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Stefan: I kept her picture because...Okay...So i'm over her, i no longer love her...but there WERE times when i guess i missed her a bit...

Katherine: *Smug face*

Stefan: As for flashbacks, many of the things that happened brought up memories of the past causing the flashbacks, and the dreams? Katherine was getting into my mind whilst i was asleep. I couldn't control my dreams, but i never acted upon them so i see no problem.

Kate882: Oh...

LFG: Urgh. Steffy stop it, we ALL know you wanted to jump Katherine's bones.

Katherine: He did. He probably still does.

Stefan: No...I don't...

Kate882: Also because i have gotten
boredd of bricks, i would like to just force Stefan to watch a video clip show of all the times elena and damon have had their special moments, and to make sure he watches them, i would like to tie him up with vervain ropes.

LFG: *Looks at Katherine. Nods*

Katherine and LFG: *Pounce on Stefan and within a few minutes he's tied to his chair with vervain ropes*

LFG: *Runs off and returns with a TV and a tape. Put's the TV directly in front of Stefan and plays the tape.*

Stefan: *Is trying not to be bothered*

Elena: *Squirming uncomfortably*

Damon: *Staring at the TV watching it all*

Kate882: *Quietly walks over to Damon. Uses a syring and takes some of his blood.*

Damon: AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Kate882: *Squirts is blood into her mouth and swallows* What do you think? *Smirks*

Damon: WHAT! You realise if i kill you now, you won't turn?

LFG: *Glares at Damon* NO killing my audience!

Damon: But she started it!

LFG: And i'm finishing it. Leave her alone.

Kate882: *Smirks at Damon*

Stefan: How long IS this tape?

LFG: SHUT IT OR I'LL PUT IT ON REPEAT! *Stakes Damon and Stefan* You two are REALLY pissing me off now...

Kate882: Whilst they're watching that I'll ask Katherine a question...Kat if u love stefan so much why did u stab him in Tyler's back yard?

Katherine: He deserved it. Just because i had to punish him doesn't mean i don't love him, besides - The end justifies the means.

LFG: And that's the end...*Wheels the TV away. Looks at Stefan* You can stay tied up...

Stefan: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE M -

LFG: SHUT IT! *Slaps him extremely hard*

Kate882: Who do you all think would win if everyone in the show had to fight to the death?

Katherine: Me. Clearly. I'd hide, let them all destroy each other then come in and finish them off whilst they're weak.

LFG: You've clearly thought about it...

Stefan: If it was everyone against everyone, Klaus or Elijah.

Damon: It could go either one of two ways...We'll al team up, kill Klaus then I'd kill everyone else and i'd win. Or I'd protect ELena. and when it was just myself and her I'd kill myself so she could live.

Elena: N'awww...Damon...

LFG: *Stakes Damon*

Damon: WHAT?

LFG: You're not allowed to be whipped when you're not even together. On a side note, Stefan...Damon clearly cares about Elena a bit more...You didn't even mention protecting her...

*Awkward silence*

LFG: So Elena, who d'you think would win?

Elena: Urmm...I think it'd be quite random if Jenna or somebody won?

LFG: That would be quite funny...

Kate882: Okay, I have something to say to Bonnie, and something to Klaus aswell...

LFG: Oh...Can you not just shout what you wanna sya to Bonnie? I can't be bothered to go hide.

Kate882: 'Kay. BONNIE! EVEN THOUGH YOU TRUSTED JEREMY NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF YOUR POWERS HE STILL DID!

*A small explosion is heard*

LFG: I only hope she's not near here...

Kate882: And Klaus?

LFG: I don't wanna wait for him, I'll ring him... *Rings Klaus. Gives phone to Kate882*

Kate882: Hello? Klaus? Yeah...No i won't go die...no...just listen...yeah she is here but just listen...Are you aware that Elijah has a little girly crush on Elena? *Shouting is heard through the phone* No...Wait stop..YEah...Sorry...Okay... *Puts phone down*

Katherine: What was that about?

Kate882: He screamed at me not to bother him with such trivial knowledge...

LFG: Oh...Is that all?

Kate882: Yeah...And Damon...When you next see me...I'll be undead *Smirk*

Damon: nuhuh. You have to be drank from first aswell.

Kate882: Don't you worry about that. I know a vampire...*Grins and runs away*

Damon: IF she comes back as a vmapire I'll stake her myself.

LFG: *Slaps Damon* NO YOU WON'T! Now...To calm my names we'll have more questions...Pretty-Tweety!

Pretty-Tweety: *Casually strolls in* Why hello...Before i start, I want to make Elena sit on Damon's lap, and she has to stay that way for the rest of the show.

Elena: No. I won't.

LFG: You will. *Walks over to Elena and grabs her here. Drags her over to Damon and makes her sit on the lap* Now if you move off him, I'll tie you both in that position. Pretty-Tweety, on with your questions!

Pretty-Tweety: Katherine, did you ever have feelings by Klaus?

Katherine: Unfortunately, yes. I never did understand why he courted me, he seemed not to care...And then i found out the real reasons behind his attention. I was heartbroken, but i do not regret it; it made me who i am today.

Stefan: A scheming heartless bitch?

Katherine: *Calmly walks over to Stefan and puts a vervain plant leaf in his mouth*

Stefan: AHH! *Spits it out* MY MOUTH IS BURNING!

Katherine: *Smirks*

Pretty-Tweety: I want to ask Damon, Stefan, Elena AND Katheine who they lost their virginity too...

Damon: *Shrugs* Some whore.

LFG: Lovely...

Stefan: Katherine.

LFG: That figures, you boring sod.

Elena: One of the boys on the football team, before i was with Matt.

LFG: *Shocked face* Really?

Elena: *Non-chalantly* Yeah, I used to be a lot more fun.

LFG: Maybe if you were STILL fun people'd like you more.

Katherine: The father of my baby. *Sad far away look* I've never told anyone who it was and that's not going to chanfge.

Pretty-Tweety: Okay then...Can i ask Klaus a question?

LFG: *Hands Pretty-Tweety the phone* Be prepared to be yelled at though...

Pretty-Tweety: I can handle it. *Rings Klaus* Hello...No...Wait...SHUT UP I'M SPEAKING! Yes i do have a question...Do you know who Edward Cullen is? Really? *Laughs* I hate him to...Real vampires don't sparkle! I know right? *Sits down and starts talking animatedly to Klaus*

LFG: That was unexpected...

*Several minutes pass by*

LFG: Pretty-Tweety?

*Half an hour goes by*

Pretty-Tweety: *Puts the phone down. Gives it back to LFG* He's hilarious...Anyway...On a non-Klaus-related note, I suddenly have to leave...BYE! *Runs off*

Katherine: Looks like he's got himself a new toy.

LFG: Urgh, i told him NOT to kill, use or toy with my audience/reviewers...

Katherine: Whatever, I don't really care what happens to those idiots. Lets have more questions. Please welcome .

LFG: Let's call her Lostie for short...

Lostie: *Runs on* HIA! *Looks at ELena sat on Damon's lap with Distain.* I'll shut up about my anti-Delena-ism...Damon, Huh. Well, if it even matters, sorry about the childhood thing. Hm...okay, is there a certain ' human food' you like the most? Booze doesn't
count.

Damon: Well I used to love cooking as a human...I'd say my favourite was Shrimp Diablo...But i also quite liked beans on toast...

LFG: *Bursts out laughing*

Damon: What?

LFG: Just the difference betweem Shrimp Diablo, and then...Beans on toast! *Laughs*

Lostie: Okay...Thanks...Elena, how does it feel to have a Doppleganger?

Katherine: Wait a minute, I HAVE a doppleganger, she IS the doppleganger.

Lostie: Fine, how does it feel to BE a doppleganger?

Elena: Weird. And annoying. I can't look in the mirror without thinking about HER. *Glares at Katherine*

LFG: *Slaps Elena with a glove* Quit being a bitch to Katherine! She ain't that bad!

Lostie: Fair do's. Stefan, have you ever tried Wombat blood? I hear they are quite tasty.

Stefan: No actually...

Katherine: *Unties Stefan* Go eat a wombat...

Stefan: *smiles* THANKS! *Runs off at vamp speed*

LFG: Why did you do that?

Katherine: Why not?

LFG: I suppose i don't have to look at him anymore...

Lostie: Well that's all...BYE! *Runs off*

LFG: Okay...Please welcome back Mrs-D!

Mrs-D: *Runs on* I don't have questions...But i do want to say something...Firstly believe Damon wouldn't hurt me, he's finally getting
the idea of how much I love him. I'll just let him drink from me willingly, and he'll do it gently.

Damon: Shes wishes...

LFG: *Smiles sweetly as she stakes Damon*

Mrs-D: And as for those who were team Stelena... they better
watch their backs, cause im angry now and when Im angry things don't turnout to be pretty,not pretty at all...*Angry face*

LFG: Is that all you wanted to say?

Mrs-D: Yeah...Ohh...Before i leave can i have a kiss on the cheek?

Damon: *Starts to say no but notices the death glare from LFG* Yeah okay...You'll have to come here though, because Elena has to stay on my lap...

Mrs-D: OKAY! *Runs up to Damon and lets him kiss her on the cheek* THANKYOU! *Runs off*

Damon: Y'know...She's not that bad now she's slightly less excited...

LFG: Well now it's time for a new reviewer...

*At this point Salvatore-0247 runs on, steaks Damon several times, hits Katherine round the head with a glass bottle and chloroforms Elena so she's now knocked out. Laughs evily and runs back off*

LFG: Well that was peculiar...She seems sadistic. I like it.

Katherine: When i see her again, that bitch'll pay.

Damon: WHAT THE HELL?

Elena: *Unconscious face*

LFG: *Looks at Elena* HAH! Anyway, as i was saying...Time for Maureen Mooney to come to the stage!

Maureen Mooney: *Walks on* Woah. *Stops walking.*

LFG: What?

Maureen M: This stage is bigger then i thought...Anyway...I wanna ask Damon how he feels about girls in wheelchairs...

Damon: *Taken aback* Well they're fine...THey're no different from anyone else...Hell I've had a few wheelchair hotties. *Smirk*

LFG: Is 'wheelchair hotties' the scientific term then Damon?

Damon: *Shrugs* Could be for all i know...But seriously, the girls i've met who were unfortunate enough to be wheelchair bound were really nice...But; Just 'cause i felt bad doesn't mean i didn't snack. *Smirk*

Maureen M: Well can i ask Alaric something?

LFG: Go for it. ALAAARRIIIIICCCC!

ALaric: *Walks on* You, are very loud...Y'know that?

LFG: Yeah, it's a gift.

Maureen M: Firstly Ric, you're hot...And...Because you've fought with Jenna, does that mean you're single?

Alaric: What? Thanks but no it doesn't. It's a FIGHT. NOT a breakup... *Worried face*

LFG: Worried about the future of your relationship?

Alaric: This is NOT your business! *Storms off*

Maureen M: *Follows him off*

Stefan: *Walks back on sits down.* OMG! WHAT HAPPENED TGO ELENA?

LFG: Ohh just a bit of chloroform, but if you get pissy and make a big fuss you'll be tied up again. So watch it.

Stefan: Hmmff.

Katherine: Can i go?

LFG: Why?

Katherine: Well i'm just stood here...

LFG: You can mess with Elena while she's asleep if you like...Y'know..Write on her face with sharpie and stuff...

Katherine: Good plan...*Picks up Elena and walks out with her*

Damon and Stefan: *Glare at LFG*

LFG: Anywayy...Time for newcomer, 1010 to come and ask some questions!

1010: *Walks on* My question's for Damon and Stefan...If you had to make out with either Damon/Stefan or John, who would it be?

Stefan: Firstly...This is a god awful question...Since Damon's my brother, and I'm myself...It'd have to -reluctantly- be John...*Shudders*

Damon: HA! I'd totally make out with myself. I'm hot! *Winks*

LFG: Okaayy then...

1010: Okayy...THANKS! *Runs off*

LFG: Now that that weird question's finished...It's 0oImmortalEyelinerGuyo0's time to ask some!

0oImmortalEyelinerGuyo0: *Runs on* Damon, to what you said to me last time, Oh thank gosh! That means I can stay Team Stefan. I was actually worried that I might start to like you. Okay, granted, I might not have been thinking when I mentioned the Katherine thing. *Rolls eyes* This is why I like book you better. But, since this is a question thing I might have well ask one. How many hours a day do you sit in front of the mirror with a flattening iron?

Damon: Excuse me? This *Molests his own hair slightly* is purely natural. To suggest anything otherwise is an abomination.

0oImmortalEyelinerGuyo0: Whatever you say Damon. Stefan, have you ever killed anything bigger then a deer?

Stefan: Yes...Before i...Reformed...I killed several people. Too many to count. *Shudders at the memory*

LFG: Now THAT Stefan i would've liked...This one sucks a bit...

0oImmortalEyelinerGuyo0: Well that's iot for today, I better not bother Klaus on his high, high, high horse...BYE! *Runs off*

LFG: Well we have time for one more question, please welcome back damonXelenaXforever!

damonXelenaXforever: *Runs on* It's more of a demand...Can i ring Klaus?

LFG: Sure... *Passes her the phone*

damonXelenaXforever: *Rings Klaus* Hello? Regarding my previous request...I said do something to make me un-board not threaten to kill me NOW DO SOMETHING! *Hangs up on Klaus*

LFG: Did you just hang up on him?

damonXelenaXforever: Yes.

*A few minutes of silence pass by*

Klaus: *Wanders onto stage* Why hello ladies.

LFG: AH! Oh...hello...*Whispers to damonXelenaXforever* Sorry in advance if he kills you...

Klaus: I'm not here to kill. I'm here to fulfill a request. *Looks in Damon's eyes* You are a chicken. You will stand and adopt the characteristics of a regular chicken.

Damon: *Trance like* I am a chicken. *Stands up, starts clucking and walking like a chicken*

damonXelenaXforever: HA! MAKE HIM DO MORE!

LFG: Okay...Well whilst Klaus uses Damon as a puppet to entertain damonXelenaXforever, I'll close the show...I'll answer the rest of the questions next chapter. I hope you enjoyed it, thanks for reading and i hope to see you all again next time!