Walk a mile in my shoes

Bella POV

I was having the weirdest dream ever. I met this weird lady, Cassandra, and she made Edward and I switch bodies. Funny aint it? I mean, there was no way that would've happened to me and Edward

…right?

I stretched, completely at ease as a large yawn ripped from my lips. Goodness, that was a big one. Instinctively, I reached over to my nightstand to get my glasses.

But (for some reason I really can't explain), I came up short and ended up falling off the bed with a loud grunt.

What the hell?

I groaned and opened my eyes.

I gasped.

Everything was... clear.

It was...perfect.

Which could only mean…

Oh no.

I quickly sprang up and ran into the bathroom, over looking the fact that I was actually kind of graceful.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!" I shrieked. It wasn't a dream.

I. Was. Edward. Freaking. Cullen!

And like the idiot I was, I actually frolicked around with him in the park yesterday like everything was just frikin peachy!

Oh my god…am I hyperventilating?

No…but I was close.

"Edward!" A sing-songy voice called from outside the room door. And (sadly) I knew that voice anywhere.

Alice Cullen.

"Uh…y-yes?" I called back shakily. Ugh, I have a man voice!

"Get your butt up and dressed! We got to get to school! And you promised to pick up Tanya!"

At that moment, all color drained from my face as I went deathly pale and my blood ran icy cold.

T-T-Tanya…DENALI?!

Edward POV

Have you ever had a dream that was so real, you thought it as a reality? Well, that's how I felt. Jeez, that dream was so real. I was Isabella, and she was me, all because she talked to some gypsy chick.

Ha, crazy aint it?

I sighed, my eyes still closed. Why was my mattress so lumpy? Did Alice or Rosalie stick something in there again?

Dumb ass evil sisters.

I groaned as I rolled over, trying to get comfortable. Ugh! This mattress was going to be the death of me.

After getting completely pissed off, I opened my eyes. Good lord, it was blurry. It must be the sleep.

I rubbed my eyes a few times before realizing that it wasn't sleep at all.

…And that could only mean…

After springing up and nearly committing suicide, I grabbed the life saving frames and rushed to the bathroom.

I slipped on the large glasses and let out a loud groaning/gasping/hyperventilation kind of sound. It really wasn't a pretty sound…

"No…" I moaned.

Why couldn't it be a dream!?

I ran and tripped back into Izzy's room and looked at the clock.

6:07am

For fuck's sake!

I ran a hand through her hair, a long time habit I've had whenever I was stressed about something.

Oh God, I think I'm going to be sick…

I sat down on Izzy's uncomfortably lumpy mattress and put her face in her hands. God, I was so confused. And annoyed. And a little (in a manly way) scared.

I knew I had school today – unfortunately – but there was absolutely no way I could possibly go to school as Isabella Swan.

When the clock read 6:54, I shuffled to Isabella's bathroom. I couldn't call out sick, since I had a new found fear in chicken soup, and I couldn't pretend to go, because I had to see Isabella...or rather, I had to see me.

God, this is so weird.

After washing up her face with a cloth (that's all I could take) and running a brush threw her hair, I went through her closet.

Seriously?

This beautiful, and all she has is sweatshirts and tights?

Jeez…

I sighed and grabbed the the outfit.

How was I going to do this…?

I stared at the clothes for what seemed like forever before I started taking off Izzy's clothes. Now, before you judge, I have one or two things to say. One, I know I'm a complete jack-ass sometimes, but I was a gentleman. And two...okay there's only one.

Just put the clothes on, dumb ass, I thought grimly.

Okay, no problem. I'm Edward Cullen. I can do this...I can do this...

~*~

"Izzy, baby, are you alright?" Renee called.

"No," I whimpered.

For fuck's sake! How the hell did I end up in bruises just by trying to put on clothes with my eyes closed?!

"Honey, you still aren't going on about blind people are you?"

"No," I muttered. "Can you help me?"

She opened the door and looked at me incredulously. "Honey, you're 17 years old. I'm sure you can handle it. And stop thinking like a blind person before you hurt yourself."

I felt my bottom lip poke out.

Didn't have to be so blunt about it, Mrs. Swan. Jeez.

I sighed for the billionth time as she closed the door and headed down the stairs.

Alright, I can do this. I can do this...

I can't do it.

JUST PUT ON THE FUCKING CLOTHES, CULLEN! I thoughts shouted.

Alright, alright! Good grief.

Like the pantsy I wasn't, I cracked one eye open and looked down at Isabella's bare legs. Glad I didn't take off the underwear...

But holy shit...her legs are...amazing.

Very gentlemanly of you, idiot, I grumbled in my head.

I rolled my eyes and quickly slipped on the tights and put on the sweatshirt. Luckily, I could do that without my eyes open.

After eternity, I got downstairs.

"Alright, have a good day, baby. Oh, and don't forget your car keys."

I nodded and headed out to the garage.

And sitting there, was the most hideous thing ever known to man kind.

Izzy's truck.

Bella POV

I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this.

I shrieked for the millionth time as Edward's Volvo lurched forward. God, I barely touched the pedal!

Calm down, Isa. It's just a car. You can do this, girl. You can do it...

"SORRY!" I yelled as I almost ran over a pedestrian.

After forever and a day, I reached Tanya's house. Since it was a small town, it was easy to know where everyone resided. I honked the horn, thinking about what Edward would do.

The door opened and Tanya rushed out, screaming something at her mother.

I can't do this. I can't do this...

The door snatched open and she slid in, looking pissed.

She's looking pissed?! What about me? I'M IN A FREAKING MAN'S BODY!!

"What's wrong with you? You usually come to the door, Eddie!" She whinily snapped.

"Sorry, but um...were going to be late," I muttered, trying not to show that my voice was shaking.

"Are you kidding? Who cares if were late? You told me you hated school anyways."

"I did?"

She looked at me like I was retarded.

"I-I mean, I did, but um...the sooner we get to school, the sooner we can leave...so...I...I can...uh..."

So I can get the hell away from you.

Tanya POV

What is up with him? God, I am so frikin pissed! Yesterday, when Rose called me, I didn't even believe her. I mean, Rose was known to lie, but she told me that Alice seen it too. In fact, she said Alice told her so that she could tell me and warn me to watch Eddie.

This morning, I made sure to wear the sexiest outfit I had. It was a very low cut Cami with a mini skirt and gold belt. Also, I wore my hoop earrings and made sure my hair was extra fabulous, which wasn't hard since it was already perfection.

I don't know why Edward wasn't drooling over me. I mean, he didn't even give me a good morning kiss. And what the fuck is up with his driving? He acts like he never drove a fast car before!

By time we got to stupid school, he still wasn't paying attention to me.

"Eddie!" I whined. "Did you hear what I just said?"

Instead of answering me, he looked around, as if looking for someone.

UGH! I absolutely hated when I wasn't the center of attention, and right now, I felt like screaming.

"EDDIE!" I shrieked.

He jumped and turned towards me, an angry expression on his face.

"WHAT TANYA?!" He yelled.

I gasped loudly. Did Eddie...just yell...at me?

I whimpered as my bottom lip shook.

Bella POV

GOD! I can't stand this girl! She's constantly whining! In fact, she's nothing but a whiny, spoiled, slutty, selfish, gold-digging, attention-craving, WHORE!

...okay, that was mean, but still.

Her bottom lip quivered as fake-looking tears sprang to her eyes.

"Eddie," She whimpered. "Did you just yell at me? Oh my gosh! I can't believe it!" She sobbed.

I rolled my eyes and huffed, a piece of Edward's bronze hair flying in the air before it came back down, smacking me in the eye.

Just play it cool, Isa. Just play it cool.

"Tanya, I'm sorry. I'm just looking for someone, okay?"

"Is it a girl?" She snapped, the tears already gone.

That depends on how you put it... "Not necessarily..." I muttered.

As her mouth opened to scream at me some more, the most beautiful sound in the world roared from down the street.

My red truck.

Which meant one thing; Edward, or should I say Isabella, has entered the school yard.

This gonna be goooood XD

Okay, I know you're all beyond pissed at me for uploading so late, and I'm sorry about that. I can't help it! I'm having some school problems too, and on top of that getting crazy story ideas. Just one after another. Anyways, enough with my ho-hum stories. Here's the next chap. I'll make sure to upload ASAP okay? I promise :)

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