Chapter 11: Interrogation
"We're coming with." Lunatic said. He pulled out the Red Life Aura and said to everyone, "This is gonna be bumpy. CHAOS CONTROL!"
In a flash of red light, all six of them vanished.
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Russia…
The group arrived, in a flash of red light, somewhere in Russia.
"Gotta love these Life Auras." Lunatic grinned.
"Not me…" D-Dude groaned, looking greener than usual. His Chaos Control sickness was kicking in.
"That…happens with him." Airnaruto said as D-Dude staggered off, holding his mouth.
"It'll take him a while before he recovers." X said, "Might as well check out the lay of the land…"
Airnaruto and Azubaz stayed to wait for D-Dude to get better while X, Loon, and Hirabi wandered off.
"It shouldn't take him that long." Airnaruto said, "D-Dude's Chaos Control sickness only lasts about ten minutes."
"Good." Azubaz simply said, jumping over to a tree and crouching on one of its branches.
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"Wow, Twilight's even in Russia." Lunatic said as he picked up the book.
"I thought you HATED that book series, Loon." X stated, confused.
"I don't hate it." Lunatic replied, "It proved something that I've been saying for YEARS—that vampires are SPARKLY." Lunatic snorted before saying, "Oh, EVERYONE on Fictor mocked me and my quote-unquote crazy ideas about vampire sparkliness. But, now that the truth's out, I'm sure I'll get an apology."
"You wish you were with me, killing the cast at Christmas, don't you?" X asked.
"Yes. I do." Lunatic replied.
"Dunno what people see in this, either." Hirabi said with a smirk.
"Never thought I'd hear a girl who'd say that." Loon grinned as he put the book back.
"Holy crap, this is the greatest book ever!" Hirabi shouted, causing Lunatic to jump.
"Yakuza girl, never do that again." Lunatic stated, unimpressed.
"Alright, I think D-Dude's Chaos Control sickness should've run its course by now." X said, "Let's go."
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Shadow Palace…
Shade appeared in a burst of darkness next to Drake.
"What?" Drake asked with a smirk, "Let me guess…you tried catching GS, but you got your butt kicked by him?"
"Actually, I defeated him." Shade replied with a smug look on his face.
"WHAT?!" Drake shouted.
"He's in my HQ in Russia right now." Shade continued, "Looks like I'll be the next Darkside King…as opposed to you, who will be my new court jester."
"So, you're just here to rub it in my face?" Drake asked.
"Naturally." Shade replied, vanishing in a burst of darkness.
Drake roared in frustration before sending a table flying.
"I'm gonna make Shade PAY for this!" Drake growled, slamming a button, "DARKSHOCK! KAMA! DISCUS! TASH! SHIDDEN! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SHOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT!" Drake roared. Five figures appeared in front of Drake. One was large and muscular, the other was female, the other wore a hood that hid his facial features, one had a beak-like nose, and the last one had a Native American look, "We've got work to do…"
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"Alright, we still have two days to try and find GS before the eclipse." D-Dude explained, making a diagram in the snow, "Which means we have two more days to track down Shade Blood…"
"Wait, can't ya just use that 'see where anyone is' mumbo jumbo and find him?" Azubaz asked.
"I would, but something's blocking my clairvoyance." D-Dude replied, "Our best bet is to find a Darkside around here and try to see if it knows anything."
"Well, Big Double D?" Airnaruto asked.
"Doesn't look like Edd to me…" Hirabi stated.
"It's a nickname of his." X explained, "Not to be confused with that neurotic guy."
Dimensiondude closed his eyes and allowed a green aura to surround him. His eyes then snapped open as he reported…
"There's one about two minutes north of here."
"Consider him caught." Azubaz said, taking off.
"I WOULD question this, but if he's a clone of the Demon of the Mist…" Airnaruto shrugged.
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A Darkside was walking through the frozen landscape of Russia. Azubaz appeared in a burst of mist.
"Surprise." The clone stated before punching the Darkside, knocking him out.
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Not too long after, the Darkside was tied up in the center of the group.
"We're looking for Shade Blood's base." Airnaruto said, "Do you know where it is?"
"What if I DO?" the Darkside asked, in a thick, Russian accent, "You Americans will ALL be destroyed during the eclipse!"
"Uh…I'm English." X Prodigy stated.
"And I'm Japanese." Hirabi added.
"We can make it worth your while." D-Dude suggested. The Darkside simply spat at the Dragonsaur, who stammered before stating, "There's no need to be rude!"
"Guys, what's the little guy doing?" Hirabi asked, pointing behind her.
Lunatic then walked forward, dressed in a gray military suit and wearing a red beret.
"Looks like he's pretending to be part of the Spetsnaz…" D-Dude murmured.
The Darkside snorted.
"Is this some sort of joke?" he asked.
"No." Lunatic replied, in a false, Russian accent, "We in the Spetsnaz HAVE no sense of humor that we are aware of (apologies to Spetsnaz commandos EVERYWHERE.)."
"You're no Spetsnaz." The Darkside stated, "The Spetsnaz look tougher than you…shrimp."
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL!" Lunatic shouted, not even bothering to keep his voice changed, "I'LL RIP OUT YOUR ARMS AND FORCE YA TO EAT THEM!" The Darkside was snickering at Lunatic, who regained his composure and said, in his Russian voice, "I mean…SHUT UP."
Lunatic slapped the Darkside and stated, "We're looking for Shade Blood. You will help us or I shall introduce you to pain beyond your worst…"
"Just tell us…or else I'll cut you in half." Azubaz growled.
"Another one of your empty threats, I take it?" the Darkside asked.
Azubaz pulled out his sword, swung it around, and brought it to within two inches of the Darkside's neck.
"I don't make empty threats…" Azubaz stated, menacingly.
The Darkside gulped as Azubaz inched his blade closer to his throat…closer…and closer…
"ALRIGHT! I'LL TALK!" the Darkside shouted as the blade nicked his throat.
"And I thought the Russians were supposed to be TOUGH." Lunatic stated.
(Apologies to Russians EVERYWHERE.)
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"So, it's all the way in Siberia." D-Dude said, disdainfully, "It HAD to be one of the coldest places in the world…"
"I know you're no fan of cold weather, Big Green." Airnaruto said, "But, we've gotta get there if we're gonna save GS…and the world."
"Sensei." Lunatic said, "I…need to be ready in case I have to fight."
"What do you want?" Airnaruto asked his pupil.
"Well…is there any jutsu or form of Rasengan I could use?" Lunatic asked, nervously.
"I'll see if there's anything you can use." Airnaruto replied.
So, our heroes know where to go…and Drake's got some Darksides going with him.
Sorry it's been a while. I've said it multiple times, but writer's block sucks.
If you don't know who the Spetsnaz are, wiki 'em.
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