LALAALALALAALALA just updated Switched2, thought I should update Tea, I mean after all its my best story right………. Right? *tumbleweed blows by, sighs* ok ok…… so I suck……. WHAT CAN I SAY……. OTHER THAN I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho, nor do I own the Del Rey Publishing company……. which was totally random, but that's besides the point. The point is you're going to SIT THERE and read this n.n WOW I FEEL ALMOST SORRY FOR YOU!!!!! XD ok right on with it before I make myself look more like a moron (too late)

Tea chapter……………… 10 WOW ITS AN ANNIVERSARY CHAPTER *dances*

Kat: *dances* yay! Its chapter number 10 O.O THAT MEANS PEOPLE WILL THINK ITS RETARDED WWWWWWAAAAAAAA *gets hit in the head by that evil little child that hit Hiei in the head* ow *falls onto her back* @.@

Yusuke: *goes running past her not even noticing* AHAHA THEY'LL NEVER CATCH US NOW *takes a glourious leap for the park entrance, falling in midair for 'freedom' in slowmo* YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes falling and hits the ground just inches away from the sidewalk where people were now walking by looking at him like he was a moron, gets up and rubs his butt* ow…….

Kuwabara: URAMESHI YOU MORON YOU HIT YOUR FRONT SIDE

Yusuke: o right *rubs his chest which just looked WRONG*

Kuwabara: x.x" *runs away*

Yusuke: HEY GET BACK HERE *runs after him*

Kuwabara: NOOOOOO YOU'LL RUB MY CHES- *as he hits a chart carrying various 'goods', stops and yells* HEY YOU, ooooooooooooooooo

Vender dood: hello, may I help you?

Kuwabara: *sniffs his merchandise* mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yusuke: *comes running up* WHAT in gods name ARE you doing Kuwabara……

Kuwabara: sniffing it out, seeing if THIS tea has any micro mind-controlling robots in them

Yusuke: *rolls eyes* for the last time that was Keiko not Kurama!

Kuwabara: THEN HOW COME SHE WAS SO SMART!? HUH HUH URAMESHI!????

Yusuke: *sighs*

Kurama: *comes walking out casually with his hands in his pockets, Hiei walking beside him*

Hiei: *sheaths Katana* I could have killed them……

Kurama: now now Hiei, you're on probation here remember? Don't want to get in trouble with Koenma again. I just merely grew those trees in the way to stop them. We will be long gone before they get free

Hiei: hn…….

Kurama: *stops and looks in Yusuke and Kuwabara's direction* o no!

Hiei: what

Kurama: look at where Yusuke and Kuwabara are. That's where I bought that tea from…..

Hiei: *goes to turn around*

Kurama: *takes him by the scarf thingie…….* you're still not getting out of this…..

Hiei: hn e.e"

Kurama: come on we need to stop them…… *heads off for Yusuke and Kuwabara*

Hiei: e.e" how did I get into all of this *follows*

Kuwabara: *takes a whiff of the tea sample the vender dood had given him* late 1987 if I am not mistaken?

Vender dood: you are correct, very fine tea *thinking: MORON*

Yusuke: x.x"

Kuwabara: yes *takes a swig and swishes it around in his mouth, then swallows it* yes……. It has a very familiar taste……. A hint of lemon…. No…………. cats tail…… NO NEVER……… hm……….. O.O

Yusuke: *holding his sample tea* Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: *puts down tea and puts both index and middle fingers to his temples AHAHA no really, he throws the tea it almost hitting the vender dood in the face and flayed around like a chicken with its head cut off* AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEAD AAAAHHHHHHH *stops and sits down*

Yusuke: ooooooooh boy *dumps tea in plant nearby as it withers, gives the cup back* hey so where did you say you got this tea?

Vender dood: *smiles picks up his cart thing and runs like the dickens*

Yusuke: HEY COME FU** KUWABARA GET UP! COME ON!

Kuwabara: *looks up at him from the ground* Kuwabara? *looks around*

Yusuke: *rolls eyes* ok who are you

Kuwabara: *stands up and looks around* WHERE am I you mean….. *looks over at Yusuke* Aha so the spirit detective POISONED me *rubs his chin* then got me here somehow....... I wonder how I ever would be so blind as to have let this happen to me

Yusuke: Waiting.... *taps foot*

Kuwabara: well yes of course I don't know how you EVER were able to forget MY beautiful face

Yusuke: you're not...

Kuwabara: why yes I AM the beautiful suzukua

Yusuke: *burries his face in his hands* oh my g-

Kuwabara: why yes I know how awed you are by my beautiful appearances but really Yusuke you didn't have to kidnap me

Yusuke: *already walking away*

Kurama: *holds him by the collar* if I didn't let Hiei walk away why do you think I'll let you?

Yusuke: o man, come on Kurama he thinks he's suzuka *they're about a coupel of feet away from Kuwabaka*

Kuwabara: *yells out* BEAUTIFUL SUZUKA!

Yusuke: *yells back* IN A PIGS EYE

Kuwabara: why I NEVER. Urameshi you will regret that *points at him* for whenever someone insults my- *gets hit on the head with HIei's katana hilt, falls forward onto his face* @.@

Hiei: hn... please there is already one suzuka in the world, we do not need another one

Yusuke: XD

Kurama: *sighs and looks around as the people who were passing by looking at them oddly continued on their way* at any rate we should go....

Yusuke: yah those stupid cops might show up any minute...

Hiei: not exactly

Yusuke: you didnt

Kurama: no he didn't. Let's just say they are at the moment busy

::forwards to the cops dangling in a tree, some little kid with a donut comes up and starts to eat it slowly in front of their faces::

Cops: ó.ò hey kid I'll give you my badge for that donut

BAG(boston accent guy): WHAT'S ABOUT GETTIN US'S OUT OF HERES!?

Kid: mmmm *keeps eating donut slowly*

Cops: aw come on kid.........

Kid: *skips off laughing*

Cops: *sob*

BAG: -.-

::zooms back to the 4::

Kurama: you needn't worry about them

Yusuke: alright....

Kuwabara: *starts to move then sits up* ow my head *looks up at Yusuke* HEY YOU DIDNT HIT ME DID YOU URAMESHI???

Yusuke: don't give your hopes up

Hiei: hn

Kuwabara: ..... HEY WHERES MY 1987 TEA!?!?!?

Yusuke: e.e" come on Kuwabara we're going

Kuwabara: ;-; *stands up* but my t~ea

Yusuke: no tea

Kuwabara: aw ;-; but guess what

Yusuke: *sighs and rolls his eyes and in a monotone 'i just REALLY dont care' voice says* o Kuwabara I could never guess, you'll just have to tell me

Kuwabara: n.n" I'm German! *holds up what looks to be a genuine certificate with the writing on it 'Yes indeed I am german...... HA'*

Yusuke: *takes it*

Kuwabara: HEY GIVE IT BA~CK

Yusuke: *eats it*

Kuwabara: o.o....... *turns to look forward* nevermind....

Yusuke: XD

Kurama: *sighs*

Hiei: hn wonderful, now we know Urameshi's choice food

Yusuke: *chewing it* hey shut it *points then swallows*

Kuwabara: *lip quivering, his eyes getting glassy*

Hiei: *rolls eyes and hits Kuwabara on the head*

Kuwabara: T.T HEY SHORTIE, YOU'LL REGRET THAT!! *runs after him. Unfortunatly since he couldn't really do this for Hiei was walking teh same pace as everyone else he was sort of walking after him, though even this daily task seemed to be over his head in difficulty as he walked into a pole and fell back unconscious*

Yusuke: ... *keeps walking as does Kurama and Hiei*

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA yes i finally updated ;P I was inspired to continue by my latest and one in only for a couple of months reviewer Anime-Lover41 n.n" thankies for reviewing man lol it's been a lonnnnnnnnnggggggg time ;P well you're still reading this story right now XD you'll see this ;P but at any rate, funny yes no? maybe so? do i need to give you a cookie??? XD yah thought so, please review ;P and until next time HAPPY 10TH CHAPTER ANNIVERSARY TEA!!! WOOHOOO *silent room* ;-;