Mimi: *Playing Twilight Princess*
ACZelda: You've been playing for hours! Give me my WiiU back! *Yanks it from her*
Mimi: HEY!
ACZelda: *Goes back to her profile and scans the Wolf Link amiibo* Too bad. I wanna beat the Cave of Shadows.
*Hours later*
ACZelda: *Holding up the Amiibo in triumph* YES! I DID IT! I BEAT THE CAVE OF SHADOWS! Wolfy, you are now ready, ready to help me find out what happened 100 years ago. BREATH OF THE WILD IN TWO WEEKS!
Mimi: ...Now can I play?
ACZelda: Sur-
Leia: Uh, guys, what about the dare show?
ACZelda: Oh, right. *Turns off WiiU* Be right back! *Dashes off to get ready*
ACZelda: Welcome back! And Vaati is currently... unable to attend the dare show. He's a tiny bit injured and dead, and even my author powers barely helped... So Impa helped heal him.
Vaati: *Asleep in the Shrine of Resurrection*
Impa: It'll only take a century! Side effects may include memory loss.
Link: What did you do to him for even AUTHOR POWERS to not work?
Ravio: *With a traumatized look on his face* She forced him to drink the whole bottle of poison he was holding. It was not a pleasant sight, but it IS kinda nice to get revenge... It was his fault that I got poisoned at the end of last chapter!
ACZelda: I only used a tiny drop on those chocolates. I was curious to see what would happen if someone drank an entire bottle of it. Anyway, our first dare goes to Link! He's gonna be called "Loink" for the rest of the chapter.
Loink: ... And I thought that "Lonk" was a ridiculous name.
ACZelda: Calm down, Loink! You'll drive everyone cucco if you keep complaining. Is it really that bad? You're eggaggerating about how ridiculous that name is. I don't know feather or not I should stop these puns from the dare. I have a talon (Get it? "A talon," "A ton"? And I don't mean the character Talon) of puns. Huh, Loink isn't cracking (Get it? An egg cracking?) up at these cucco () puns. He just looks traumatized instead...
Loink: *Curled up in a ball on the floor and crying*.°(ಗдಗ。)°.
Mimi: I am as well... why the puns (T ^ T)
ACZelda: Anyway, one of the people who requested the Loink dare also wanted me to tell this story. *Reading off a dare card* Loink was playing Wind Waker HD, and Loink decided to start a new file. When Loink went to Loink's grandmother's house to get the green clothes, Loink went beneath the house where there were a few rupees. After collecting the rupees, Loink headed into the house and received the clothes... but there was nothing there! Grandma said that it was made of magical material that could only be seen by the honest, then said, "You can see them, CAN'T YOU?" The end. Next, the Four Sword Links get a present! *Hands them each a chocolate replica of the Four Sword with a white chocolate gem dyed with food coloring to match each Link*
Red: YAAAY! *Happily bites into it* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Green: Thanks! *Takes a bite*
Blue: AWESOME! *Shoves the entire thing into his mouth*
Vio: I don't trust chocolate anymore... Especially since Vaati, who poisoned a lot of chocolate, is our main enemy. This is too good to be true. *Suspiciously nibbles it* But this tastes amazing! *Bites the entire blade off*
Shadow: Do I get anything?
ACZelda: Yep. *Hands him an adorable Zelda doll*
Shadow: I... I... LOVE IT! *Hugs the doll* (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
Zelda: Okay… *Slowly backs away from Shadow Link*
ACZelda: Next dare! Midna, go run 50 laps around the cast.
Midna: Okay. Come here, Wolf Li-
ACZelda: Too bad, you can't use Wolf Link. And run. Don't fly.
Midna: But I'm out of shape! I rode Link the entire journey!
ACZelda: Too bad! Also, *Covers the area in Twilight so Midna would be in her physical form*
Midna: Aww, I thought you had forgotten...
ACZelda: Stop stalling! Start running!
Mimi: Hop to it!
Midna: *Groans* Fine… *Starts running*
ACZelda: While she does that, Loink. Make a sandwich.
Mimi: Ooh! Make one for me!
Loink: That's it? That's the easiest dare I have ever-
ACZelda: Blindfolded.
Loink: ...Oh. Too good to be true. I jinxed it.
ACZelda: Yup. Here. *Places a table with bread, peanut butter, and jelly in front of him then blindfolds him*
Loink: *Successfully grabs bread and tries to spread jelly on it with the back of the knife*
ACZelda: Loink, that's not how you hold a knife.
Loink: So that's why it was cutting my hand.
Mimi: O.o AHHHHHHH
ACZelda: /)_-
Leia: *Swaps peanut butter with the jar of poison mixed with rotten eggs and butter*
Mimi: *whispers* Good one!
Loink: What's that smell? *Starts spreading the poison on the table, which melts* And what's that sound?
ACZelda: *Holding back a laugh and silently high-fiving Leia* You're spreading the poi- I mean, peanut butter on the table.
Loink: Oh. *Successfully makes the poison butter and jelly sandwich* ＼(^o^)／
ACZelda: Now eat it. Blindfolded.
Loink: *Happily* Okay! The best part! *Takes a bite, gags, face pales, chokes, and falls over*
Leia: *Laughing*
Mimi: O.o so glad he didn't give it to me like I said...
ACZelda: *Summons and hands Mimi a sandwich then heals Loink* I wonder if this is the last we'll see of the poison?
Mimi: Yummy! *Bites into the sandwich*
Loink: Where did you even get that poison?
ACZelda: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to. I'll end the chapter here. It's a little short, but to celebrate the LoZ anniversary, we'll have a Dare-a-Thon! Every single dare I haven't used yet will be there, no matter how long the chapter gets! You'll see these on New Year's Eve, too. Bye, and see you February 21st! ＼(^-^)／