SasoDei - Lord of the Yaoi - Chapter 9
Other Plans
A/N I appologize but It wouldnt let me upload my usual MicroSoft Word thing, so I had to change the thing. I had to re add in all the speach marks but I got to go to bed, so I didnt have time to all in apostraphys, etc. Sozzy. -Woolfy
Stage Three: Have Deidara begging at Sasori's feet
Deidara and Hidan were walking around the forest, searching for vegetables as was their task.
"Hey, Hidan, un?"
"Thats my fucking name, dont wear it out."
"C-can you keep a secret, un?"
"What kind of fucking retarded question is that, Dei!?! You know I fucking can!!"
Deidara might have smiled at that, if the situation wasnt so horribly damn confusing.
Now, you might not be thinking that Hidan would be trust worthy, that he would scream the secret out to the world, with carefully selected swear words to make it sound that more interesting. And youre correct in thinking so. But when the secret was from Deidara, it was a completely different story. He would hold the secret till his grave, or in over words forever, seeing as he was immortal.
Hidan loved Deidara.
I know what you are thinking. No, he didnt love Deidara in a sexual way, like a man loved his wife. He loved Deidara in a motherly, protective sort of way, like a person wondering about their child hood best friend Louise whom moved to England 2 and a half years ago and havent heard from them ever since, wondering if they are okay and if they still know you exist (A/N Dont ask =.= ).
To put it in a simple way, Deidara and Hidan were best friends.
"Well the thing is, un"
Silence.
"Spit it out."
Deidara closed his eyes.
"I love Sasori." Deidaras eyes flashed open.
He loved Sasori.
(A/N Okay, here is the fun part. Go compare the last line to the prologue =3 )
A smile crept across his face and he started to chuckle softly.
"I am infuriatingly, madly, desperately in love with Akasuna no Sasori, un."
He stopped laughing, taking in what he had said. He turned to Hidan, groaning and with an annoyed expression.
"What the HELL am I supposed to DO about it, un!?! That isnt the WORST thing, even!! Sasori keeps TEASING ME!! He fucking gave me a BLOW JOB yesterday, un!!"
Deidara crumpled to the floor, curling into a small ball.
Hidan sighed.
"Why the fuck does everyone always have to come out of the closet to me?"
Deidara glared up at him.
"I am NOT GAY, Hidan. I am as STRAIGHT as a BOOKMARK, un!!"
"Hidan rolled his eyes."
"Okay, okay mister fucking Straighty Mc Straight; dont throw a fucking hissy fit. $20 is still $20. Jashin, youre like the epitome of a dude in denial!!"
"Unless youre going to help me, shut the fuck up, un."
Hidan chuckled.
"Okay Okay, dont get your thrilly, pink panties into a knot. So, Sasori is teasing you, you say? Hmmm. I fucking know!! He wants you begging at his fucking feet!! And I would say that he probably has done a good job, looking at how much of a wreck you are."
"No shit, Sherlock, but what the hell am I supposed to DO, un?"
Hidan thought for a few seconds. He snapped his fingers and smirked.
"I fucking got it!! You gotta play hard to get!!"
"How, un?"
Hidan smirked.
"Sasori probably has an ally. You know what, I will fucking help you!! Just one little thing."
Deidara sighed.
"What?"
"You gotta let me watch you guys screw each other, just once."
Deidara stared at Hidan.
"Why the fuck would you want to watch, un?"
Hidan shrugged. "What can I say; Im a sick and twisted fucker, who has a fetish for watching people fuck each other senseless. Now, is it a deal?"
Deidara sighed once more.
"Fine, but this plan of yours better work you sick and twisted bastard, un."
"Wont let you down you Fag, wont let you down!! Now. This is what you have to do to get the all mighty puppet master begging beneath you."
-
All of the Akatsuki sat around the roaring fire. Several fish roasted over the flames while fruits and vegetables were passed around the group. Sasori, being the expert, had examined all of the new food, dubbing most of it edible.
On one side of the fire, Sasori and Konan were planning, while on the other side, Deidara and Hidan were plotting.
"Got it Dei?"
Deidara nodded, the fire flickering on his cruel face. The end of Deidaras innocence.
-
Sasori was reading his book by the fire light. Half the Akatsuki had retired to their huts. Now only Sasori, Konan, Pein, Hidan and Deidara sat around the roaring fire.
"Come on Sweety."
Konan looked at Pein and gave a smile with a short nod. She gave a small wave to Sasori and followed Pein to the hut they shared with Zetsu. Sasori just continued to pretend he was engrossed in his novel.
-
Hidan winked at Deidara and stood up.
"Well, Blondie, Im off. I get fucking cranky if I dont get enough sleep."
"Nighty night, un."
Hidan walked to the second hut and disappeared inside.
Sasori was now aware that it was just him and Deidara around the fire. He continued to read.
He felt the presence on the other side of the fire stand and walk over to his side, which was the side directly opposite from the huts, so that the fire blocked his view of the constructs.
He was suddenly staring into a pair of azure blue eyes. Deidara had slipped into his lap.
"Oh Danna~"
Sasori gave a smirk. He opened his mouth to say something, but Deidara put a finger to the red heads lips. Deidara wore a seductive smrk on his elegant lips.
"No talking, un."
Deidara removed his finger from Sasoris lips, instead pressing his soft lips to Sasoris luscious pair.
Sasori pressed back, nibbling on Deidaras bottom lip.
Oddly he felt Deidara pull away from the kiss. He gave Deidara a bit of a puzzled look. The blonde just continued with his seductive smirk.
"My my, Danna," Deidaras voice was like velvet. "It appears that you are the one who is happy to see me this time."
Sasori was aware of his throbbing member. He opened his mouth but was hushed by Deidara placing a finger back on his lips.
"Shhh, un."
Deidaras other hand ran down Sasori, unclasping the red heads cloak as he went. Deidara nipped playfully at Sasoris neck as his hand slipped under Sasoris pants and boxers.
Sasoris eyes widened when he felt something deliciously warm run along his member.
Deidaras hand mouth started to tease Sasori, lightly licking the tip of his man hood. Sasori gave a soft groan that was swallowed up by the sound of the fire. Deidara gave a smirk and pulled Sasoris cock out of his pants. He bought his head down and sucked lightly on the tip.
Sasori entangled his fingers into Deidaras golden blonde hair, trying to get Deidara to take more of him in. Deidara took pity and engulfed all of his cock, starting to deep throat Sasori. Sasori groaned once more, starting to pant at the pleasure. Deidara started to hum a familiar tune, making Sasori groan once more.
Let me know that Ive done wrong,
When Ive known this all along,
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you.
Tell me all that youve thrown away,
Find out games you dont wanna play,
You are the only one that needs to know,
Ill keep you my Dirty Little Secret (Dirty Little Secret)
Dont tell any one or youll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My Dirty Little Secret, Who has to know?
Sasori groaned and came into Deidaras skilled mouth.
Deidara swished the creamy substance around his mouth a little before swallowing it. He smirked up at Sasori.
"My Danna," Deidara bought one of his palms to his mouth. The tongue stuck out and he started to make out sexually with it, making soft moaning noises. Sasori stared at the delicious sight, drooling. Oh he was going to screw the blonde so hard. Deidara pulled away from the mouth, a thin trail of saliva and left over semen connecting them. "tastes so good~"
Deidara smiled innocently at Sasori. The Red head was about to grab him, to over power the blonde, to fuck him there and then, when Deidara suddenly stood up.
He smirked down at Sasori and winked.
"Nighty night, Danna, un."
And with that Deidara had disappeared into the third hut.
Sasori stared, unbelieving.
Stage Three of Operation: Lord of the Yaoi. Failure.