North American Sister and the Italian Brothers!
Amelia, Madeline, Feliciano and Lovino
FRIENDS: Are quite when they work in your office
BEST FRIENDS: Are annoying. Very annoying
"WEEE!"
His eyebrow twitched in annoyance as he glanced over at the girl sitting at the desk chair, spinning in a circle nonstop. His frustration grew as she suddenly laughed extremely loud and yelled out the lyrics to the song coming from her iPod.
"WE GOT THE WORLD MONOPOPOLY ON TREES AND OUR COUNTRY'S BORDERED BY~"
"SHUT UP!" The blonde girl stopped and looked over at the brunet man as waves of anger washed off of him. "CALM DOWN AN STAY QUIET FOR FIVE MINUTES OR I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR DAMN COFFEE AND SWITCH IT WITH DECAF!"
The girl's face morphed into one of horror as she stared at the man. "R-Romano, you wouldn't!"
"Watch me." He glared a moment more before going to back to the pile of papers in front of him. "Now stay quiet damnit. If I knew you were going to be this wacky I would of never agreed to let you use Feliciano's desk while he works with the potato bastard." He huffed again and growled out, "Stupid world meetings in Venice."
"…Can I still sign?" she asked with puppy-dog eyes as he glowered at her. Finally he sighed and gave a small nod as she fist pumped.
"Just… keep it down…" He looked down at his paper as the girl started on her own papers and suddenly, he looked up confused. "Why the heck are you singing that if you're American?"
"Tell Maddie and I will kill you." Amelia responded in a deadly whisper.
FRIENDS: Disagree when you say words don't hurt you
BEST FRIENDS: Throw a dictionary at your face to prove the point.
"Gosh! Does he, like ever eat anything besides pasta?" Maddie resisted the urge to roll her eyes as Feliks and Fleka passed by. Felka smacked her counterpart and shoved her hands in her pockets, muttering something about shutting up.
Feliks ignored her and continued. "I like, just don't understand it, you know? How is he like, so skinny? He should be fat with how he eats!"
She glanced over at the others at their table and saw Lovino and Amelia both gathering a dark sort of aura around them as they stared down the polish male. Feliciano however, just kept eating his carbonara, seeming almost oblivious. "They're, like total pigs!"
"Feliks, like shut up!"
"Excuse me for a moment, da?" Amelia said getting up, with a grin very similar to Iva's on her face. Lovino followed her and Madeline gulped as she saw him scowl like the mafia in his country did when pissed off. Felicano just looked up and gave a happy wave as they moved away. Madeline stared after them for a moment before looking at the Italian brother confused.
"Feli, doesn't want they say ever bother you?"
"hmm? Oh no! Ve~" He smiled brightly and grabbed a breadstick from the center basket. "People talk like that all the time! I just ignore it!" He smiled and bounced slightly. "What was it Amelia said, stick and stones?"
Madeline felt her lips purse as she remembered the moment he was probably talking about. Martine (Nyo!mexico) had been making fun of how Ami and Al both ate, saying he was surprised they didn't fall through the floor. They both laughed and waved it off similarly to how Feliciano was now. However, later Amelia became worried because she thought Al had been skipping meals… and Matt had found out she was right.
"OUCH!" Felicano looked at Madeline startled and picked up her phone. "Why would you throw this at me?"
"Did it hurt?" She asked sweetly. Feli nodded vigorously and pouted.
"Of course it did! Why would you think it wouldn't?"
"My dictionary app was up." Feli looked at the screen confused and Madeline stared at him. "I think this proves words do hurt." Feliciano stared at her and she sighed, noting she heard a very girly scream in the background. "Feli, words hurt, no matter what people say they do. It sucks when people say Matt and I should just become states because we're useless… it hurts when Lovino gets compared to you and when you get called a pig. I know it does, and it's okay."
Feliciano frowned and looked down at his plate sadly. "I can't really help eating like this. Did you know I have fast metabolisms? If I didn't eat like this I would get really skinny and sick. It's not that I want to be a pig, I just-"
Madeline leaned over and gave the Italian a hug and he quickly returned it. They stayed that way for a moment before Feliciano tensed.
"um," he began nervously. "Did Fratello go mafia again?"
"Yeah and I think Amelia's channeling the Russian mob…"
"LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO START WORLD WAR THREE!"
"FELKA, LIKE HELP!"
"Volete giocare punk giochi? Si vuole pasticciare con la mia famiglia eh? Beh, che fai?" (You want to play games punk? You want to mess with my family huh? Well do you?)
"I think this game is fun, da?"
FRIENDS: Pick you up from the bar when you're drunk
BEST FRIENDS: Dump you in freezing cold water on your head and are overly obnoxious through you're hangover.
Amelia stared down at sleeping Italian on the floor of the bar looking extremely put out. Francis and Antonio were trying to pick him up, and give her innocent puppy-dog eyes at the same time. Finally she huffed and picked up Lovino fireman style and made her way to her car.
"You can both call Gilbert or Alice to pick you up!" She glared at her "brother" and "babysitter" in a way they didn't challenge and just brought out their phones. She glared at the passed out Italian over her shoulder and snarled. "If anyone but Feli had asked me to pick you up, you would so be in trouble right now."
Madeline saw her coming and opened the door to the Silverado quietly. Amelia threw the boy into the back seat and made her way to the driver's side angrily. Madeline got in and observed the sleeping Italian as Amelia drove in utter silence. Finally she turned towards her sister and raised an eyebrow.
"Was Papa there?"
"Yes."
"Antonio and Gilbert to?"
"Yes and no. You're boyfriend lives to see another day." Maddie smiled and looked back again at the Italian. "I made them call him to give them a lift." She suddenly snorted. "But considering that he's visiting Japan I doubt he will be able to. I bet they actually will call Alice."
"Sis, that is just not nice." Madeline said glancing at her sister amused. "You know she and Arthur will have more than a little fun tormenting them." Amelia smirked and Maddie giggled a little. She pursued her lips as Lovino snored slightly and Amelia sighed.
"He is so lucky that Feli asked us. I mean, we rarely get a girl's day anymore." Madeline nodded and looked out her front window. Suddenly she smiled and innocently looked at her sister.
"Can you make a small detour for me? Turn right at that light up ahead?"
"Um..okay?" Amelia raised an eyebrow but did what her sister asked. Soon they were infront of a small swimming pool, desert this late at night. Amelia glanced at her sister, who still wore an innocent expression.
"I just thought we could clean him off real quick." Amelia smiled evilly and undid her seat belt.
"GAH!" Lovino broke the surface of the water and stared at the two blondes laughing their heads off at him.
"That's what you get for interrupting girls night!" Maddie called out at his shocked face. Amelia howled a little more as his face grew red. "Oh relax, I was ready to jump in incase you couldn't swim." Madeline said with an eye roll.
"You guys are both bitches."
FRIENDS: Drop off soup when your sick.
BEST FRIENDS: Come bearing half of Walgreens and Blockbuster, prepared to share in your misery a week later.
"ACHOO!" Feliciano groaned and clutched his blanket around him tighter. These were starting to get painful. He looked at the clock hopefully and noticed only a few minutes had passed since he last looked. He frowned and gave a sad "ve`" wondering when Fratello would be back from his meeting in Spain and when Ludwig and Gale would be back from the meeting in Canada and the Ukraine.
Feliciano jumped at his pondering was disturbed by a loud banging and his door flying open.
"Feli, it's the awesome heroine Amelia! Are you decent… wherever you are?"
"Eh? Oh, um si… and uh the living room…" His eyes widened in surprise as Amelia came in carrying a bunch of bags on her arms and smiling at him happily.
"Hey Italy! I just finished up meeting with Cia and she mentioned you weren't feeling well, so I thought I would come and keep you company!"
"Ah, Ve~ Thank you!" Feliciano smiled widely, but stopped and frowned. "But, ah, you do know I'm contagious right?"
Amelia laughed and plopped down next to him on the couch. "I am the hero Feli, I won't get sick."
"but you have the meeting with Russia next week and I don't want you-"
"-I won't get sick." Amelia said again with a determined smile. "Besides, even a stupid cold wouldn't keep me from whipping the floor with commies' faces!" She put a hand on his forehead and looked at him concerned. "Have you taken anything yet?"
"No, I don't like how the stuff taste." Amelia rolled her eyes and reached into one of her numerous bags and pulled out a bottle full of blue liquid and measured out a does for him to take.
"Take this." He paused and she put on a stern face. "Do not make me go Germany on you." He sighed and took the dose, scowling a little as it hit his tongue.
"I also grabbed," she rummaged around and pulled out a bag full of DVDs and set it on his lap. "Some movies. That bag is all Italian blockbusters I thought you might like. This bag," another one was deposited on his lap, "Are some of my movies dubbed in Italian and these here," yet another bag, "Are some movies Japan and England and the like gave me, and I can turn on Italian subtitles if you like."
Feliciano just stared at the girl as she looked at him, waiting for a response. "Ve~ Let's watch the avengers!"
"HELL YEAH!"
"ACHOO!" Amelia sneezed and glared over at Ivan as he chuckled from across the table at her.
"Perhaps we should hold this meeting tomorrow Comrade?"
FRIENDS: Ask you what you were thinking
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why they didn't think of it first.
Amelia chocked as the new flavor of pop hit her tongue and went down her throat, against her wishes. She sputtered, coughed and cursed Pepsi to no end as the representative moved away from her slowly.
"I can't believe you actually tried it!" Alice said mortified as Amelia turned a nasty shade of green. "Why did you even let them try to make a tomato flavored form of sprite?"
"THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION!" Lovino yelled as he took the bottle from Amelia and glared at the thing intensely. "WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I THINK OF IT FIRST!"
(In case you're curious Amelia thought of it because of the oddball flavors Japan has with their soda's and made a request to both Pepsi and coke to have them make original flavors like that. That was simply one of the flavors they gave her to try.) 9also the Pepsi guy is glaring daggers at Alice for the Sprite comment. Oh, those of little pop knowledge =D )
FRIENDS: Support you when you attempt something hard.
BEST FRIENDS: are another story all together.
"You know you want it~" Amelia said in a singsong voice as she waved the cappuccino under Lovino's nose. He scowled at her and stuck out his tongue, not even bothering to respond to the girl. Madeline grinned wickedly and pulled the coffee filled drink away and to her lips.
"Mmmm~ It's delicious!"
"You two are devils." Lovino growled out at them angrily. "Why don't you bug Feli for awhile?"
"EH! Fratello don't give them ideas!" The boy cried as he tried to resist the piece of chocolate cake Madeline had set in front of him. Amelia grinned and took a bite of the cake and smiled at the boy happily. "Ve~ You're being mean!"
"I swear when I figure out what you two gave up for lent I am going to make your life hell." Lovino said as they continued to enjoy the goods they couldn't enjoy until Easter.
Amelia smiled deviously and pointed her fork at him. "Good luck with that."
Feliciano turned confused to the sisters, "I thought neither of you were a practicing catholic?"
"We aren't." The stated simply. Maddie set down the coffee and looked at him. "However, a lot of our citizens are practicing Catholics. So even though we practice different branches of Christianity we still both give something up for lent each year." Madeline gave a small shrug and went back to her coffee.
Amelia smiled, "Originally I did it just to piss off Arthur."
"Why am I not surprised." Lovino said rolling his eyes.
Wow, my little things are getting longer. I'm cool with that.
This chapter has more sections than normal because of their being a four way friendship thing going on. I really enjoy the idea of these guys being friends, any way you Nyo or het the four of them! However, i picked this on because of the Canadian Please thing at the top. (No, I didn't pick it because i love seeing Amelia pick on Lovi, seesh! *lying*)
NOTES: Felka is Nyo!Poland and I have a feeling she would be more of a tomboy than Feliks, (and after an incident with Iva is less willing to bad mouth people =D)
The main Religion in both Canada and America is Christianity, so even though Canada doesn't have an official religion i made Maddie Christina (i am thinking she would be a Methodist and Amelia would be a Protestant) And both do have A LOT of Catholics.
Any who, tell me what you think and who you would like to see next!