No talking! Write it down :D

by madeinchina371

Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.

10. never ending breaksticks

Edward, Emmet

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Edward!

Yes, Emmett?

I wanna go to Olive Garden!

What? WHY?

Because! The food looks so yummy! And the lunch special is only 5.99!

Emmett, Olive Garden is not a vampire restaurant.

Your point?

They do not serve humans.

Oh.

The advertisement was 5.99 for soup, salad, and never-ending breadsticks, not 5.99 for four extremely happy looking humans.

Oh. –dies a little on the inside-

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Olive Garden equals da bomb.

(not that I've ever been there...)