Total Drama Insanity
Well, it's time to see who ends up being the fourth contestant being voted off...this of course is the tenth chapter so it's kind of been coming to that...after that there will be eighteen campers left...
So, let's watch the latest bonfire ceremony, shall we? It's actually going to be kind of depressing...at least in my opinion. Possibly you'll agree...
Chapter 10: Home Run
"Welcome back to Total Drama. Prior to the obnoxious commercial break, I set up a baseball stadium so that all the campers could play baseball...unsurprisingly, whoever ends up losing is going to have to vote off a teammate...personally, I'm hoping that it's going to be Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself." stated Blaineley.
"In fact, I personally decided to weigh down their baseballs so they couldn't swat them away...that way they won't be able to score and that therefore they won't be able to win! That way Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Really Hot won't be cheated out of a victory like they did last time..."
"Now then, let's get back to the show."
At the baseball stadium...
Deciding to pay the campers a visit, Chef realized that Blaineley was once again rigging the competition in her namesake team's favor. He immediately noticed that the bats had been weighed down with lead so that the campers couldn't carry them. He immediately frowned.
"Gosh darn it Blaineley...why you can't play fair? It's not fun to watch the show when one team topples the other time and time again...in fact it's just boring. You're going to spoil the ratings." thought Chef.
Deciding to do something about her rampant biased attitude towards Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself and possibly save the show, he switched the lead baseball bats with the ones that Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Really Hot was using.
"Hopefully this will teach Blaineley a lesson about rigging reality shows...although personally I doubt it. She is so amnesiac when it comes to learning morals." thought Chef.
He then decided to go back to the kitchen...although it wasn't necessarily where he belonged, seeing though everything he cooked tasted like burnt rubber.
He just hoped that Blaineley wouldn't notice that he had foiled her plans...of course, it would probably become apparent once Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Hot went up to bat, but he decided it was best not to dwell on it.
Confessional: Things don't look too good for Team Blaineley.
Dawn: All of a sudden I get the feeling that we're going to lose the challenge...I don't know exactly why.
B: *he looks rather nervous*
Ezekiel: Am I going to win again? I just can't help but think that we're going to win this game...we've got Lightning on our side after all.
Shortly afterwards, it was Team Blaineley's turn to go up to bat...however, they immediately realized that something was wrong.
"I can't lift this bat...it's so freaking heavy! What's up with it?" stated Owen, even though he strained with all of his might.
Suffice to say, before he knew it, he ended up with three strikes...and he was out.
"What happened out there? It looked like you weren't even trying!" questioned Mike.
"I don't know! I think someone weighed down the baseball bats!" explained Owen.
"That's no good! How are we going to play the game now? We can't just swat the baseballs with our bare hands! We'll break them!" wondered Zoey.
"That's a question none of us know how to answer." spoke Gwen, who then let out a sigh.
Time and time again, Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Hot were unable to lift the bats. As a result, they were unable to score, and before they knew it, it was time to go on the defensive.
Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself began to wonder what was going on as well...but since they were winning a challenge they decided that it was best not to dwell on it too much.
Confessional: Not even Batman could score a home run with this kind of cheating.
Dakota: What is going on? I feel like someone's sabotaging us...this isn't good! We might end up at the bonfire ceremony tonight!
B: *he lets out a sigh, upset that he ended up failing his team*
Dawn: Why is Blaineley sabotaging us? I thought she was rigging our team in our favor...not our opponents.
Blaineley: What the heck is going on? Those baseball bats were for Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself!
Chef: *he is busy whistling*
Suffice to say, Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Hot was unable to score a single point that round due to the all too common three strikes and you're out rule...and soon it was Team Bridgette's turn to bat.
Once again, Blaineley decided to prevent Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself from scoring.
"This glue should stop the campers right in their tracks." laughed the demented hostess.
However, Chef once again decided to foil her plans.
"I really wish that you would stop doing this...Blaineley...I really wish you would." said Hatchet.
Being sneaky, he washed away the glue and then replaced with some oil that Team Bridgette could effortlessly slide across.
This became apparent when Cody went up to bat and began running around the track. His teammates immediately noticed how fast he was going.
"Way to go, Cody!" squealed Sierra.
"Why is he going so fast?" questioned Brick.
"I don't really care!" exclaimed Izzy.
Blaineley's right eye began to squint.
"Oh c'mon!" she exclaimed. Why was Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself winning again? She had done everything in her power to prevent her namesake team from losing. Was someone foiling her plans?
Time and time again, the hostess continued to cheat. However, every time she did so, Chef would once again spite Blaineley by using her cheating attempts against her favorite team. This made her more and more angry.
"That does it! I can't take this anymore!" she exclaimed. At this point, she decided to call it quits.
Confessional: Right now karma has set its eyes on Blaineley. And interestingly enough it's because of Chef.
Blaineley: When I find out who's been foiling my cheating attempts, I'm going to (static cuts her off).
Chef: Oh boy, what she said is going to haunt me in my sleep tonight. I only hope that I can she doesn't find out it was me. *gulp*
Sierra: *she is holding two pompoms* Go Cody!
Cody: Funny, I've never been that great at sports...why am I a pro all of a sudden?
As time went on, Team Blaineley realized that they were losing horribly. In fact, this was their worst challenge yet.
This was noticed by Gwen, who started getting really angry.
"Ugh! This challenge isn't fair at all! What the heck is going on?!" she screamed.
Eventually, she noticed that the score was 10-1 in their opponent's favour...it was that point that she realized that they were being creamed.
Of course, the rest of Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Hot noticed this too...although they were more optimistic about it than Gwen was.
"You know...maybe we should concede, I just can't take this horrible game anymore." said Gwen.
"Cheer up, Gwen! I'm sure we can still do this!" squealed Lindsay.
"Um, yeah." answered Tyler, who wasn't nearly so sure about that himself.
B gave her a thumbs up.
Suddenly, they noticed that Lightning went up to the field...and wouldn't you know it, he scored a home run.
"Yes! Lightning is the best player ever!" exclaimed the jock, full of himself as always.
Immediately, Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself began to cheer for Lightning.
"Ugh! That's it, I'm out of here." said Gwen.
"Come back!" demanded Dakota.
Confessional: Rage Quit!
Brick: I see that Gwen decided not to go down with the ship...that's actually kind of sad.
Lightning: I guess Gwen couldn't tolerate my sports skills and decided to quit in a huff.
Tyler: I suppose I can sympathize with Gwen...I've never been good at sports either.
Lindsay: Gwen's such a sore loser...I mean, the Playas Des Losers is a living heaven! Of course we have to get voted off to get there...
Shortly after Gwen left, the timer suddenly ran out. Blaineley announced that it was the end of the challenge.
"Well, Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself, it looks like you won again. You sure recovered from your losing streak...in fact, you'll be on a level playing field from now on." stated Blaineley, who in fact was cursing underneath her breath.
Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself began to cheer, especially Ezekiel. Despite the fact that Blaineley was so biased against them, they had still managed to win twice in a row. They started to wonder if they had a guardian angel...
"As for Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Hot, guess what? You lost again. In fact, you lost miserably! I certainly hope that you do better in the next challenge." she continued.
Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Hot frowned. They had just lost their number advantage. And considering how badly their challenge went, who knows how many more campers they would have to vote off in the future?
Suddenly, Cameron came by wearing a bandage where Lightning had struck him with a baseball.
"What did I miss?" he questioned.
"Well, we lost the challenge, and to make matters worse Gwen decided to bail out on us." recapped Dawn.
"I know...it was actually kind of depressing." said Tyler.
"Sorry to hear that." answered the nearsighted boy.
Confessional: How the winds of change have blown.
Gwen: I'm voting for Cameron...he wasn't helpful during the challenge at all.
Lindsay: I'm voting for Gwen...she needs to quit being such a sore loser.
Tyler: Gwen's got my vote...
Dawn: Sorry Cameron...I just don't want you to get hurt like that again...this show can be awfully dangerous...especially with people like Scott. *shudders*
A few minutes later...at the mess hall.
At this point, Ezekiel began to wonder if he was dreaming. Did he really survive two bonfire ceremonies? Did he really win a challenge along with the rest of his team twice in a row? Did he really get the opportunity to spend more than one day on the show? These questions began to plague his mind.
"Can you pinch me to see if I'm still here? I just can't help but wonder if I've been eating lotuses or something, eh." said the farmer.
Izzy responded by pinching him on the cheek...really hard.
"Ow! Ow! Not like that! Take it easy, Izzy!" bellowed Ezekiel.
"Whoops! Sorry!" apologized the fiery redhead.
Ezekiel then realized that he wasn't dreaming, and that he had in fact was not voted off first, and had actually been on the winning team for a change.
"Maybe I died and went to Heaven? Then again that wouldn't explain why Heather and Duncan are here with me..." thought the farmer.
"I'm glad that we survived the battle...hopefully we can survive the war." answered Brick.
"To be honest, I don't think I even care about winning the million dollars anymore. I'm surrounded by morons." stated Heather.
"Even me?" questioned Duncan.
"Well maybe not you...you're just a devil." answered the girl.
"Fair enough." answered the delinquent.
"I'm just glad that I can stay with you a little longer, Cody." said Sierra.
"Hehheh, yeah." chuckled Cody nervously.
Confessional: Heather and Duncan belong in a certain other place...of course, Scott has his own place there.
Cody: Maybe if I give Sierra my autograph she'll leave me alone...but somehow I don't think that's going to work.
Heather: Why won't Ezekiel lose already? He's only prolonging the inevitable.
Ezekiel: If this isn't a dream, then what am I going to dream about when I go to sleep tonight, eh? Beating Chuck Norris in a boxing match?
Duncan: I'm a devil, huh? Maybe I should sell my soul to demons...of course, in a movie I just watched that didn't turn out so well for the bad guy...in fact, it was rather disturbing for a Disney villain death...
A few minutes later...at the bonfire ceremony...
"Welcome to another bonfire ceremony since you screwed up the challenge so badly. I swear, I'm starting to wonder if your victories back on the first two episodes of the show were just a fluke and if this team is as unlucky as Ezekiel himself." stated Blaineley.
"He actually seems to be doing quite well this season, actually. Maybe it has something to do with the lucky pendant his dad gave him. I don't know." answered Tyler.
"Of course, he did spend more time at the Playas Des Losers than any other camper in the first season...so maybe he is in fact lucky. Maybe he'll make it to the merge this season." Lindsay answered.
All the campers looked at Lindsay at curiousity.
"What? I just think the playa is awesome, that's all." said the cheerleader who had just acted somewhat out of character.
"It seems that Lindsay might have an IQ that's above zero after all. But it's not like that matters because you're going to lose this show one day or another because you are so annoying!" bellowed Blaineley.
"Hey! Leave her alone! Sheesh, I'd think you'd be nicer to a girl that has the same hair color as you." said Tyler.
"Speaking of hair colors, your hair is as white as a sheet, Dawn. Were you traumatized as a kid or something?" questioned Blaineley.
"Well, there was this one time where I found a boggart in my closet...it scared the heck out of me...it turned into Freddy Krueger and then Jason Voorhees and finally it turned into a Regenerator...and then it tried to bite me in the neck..." said Dawn, who started to look rather frightened.
B put his hand on Dawn's shoulder.
"Thanks, I needed that." she answered.
"What an unusual story. But I grow tired of talking to you guys. Time for you to get your marshmallows!" exclaimed Blaineley.
"First up is...Zoey." said the hostess.
"Next is...Mike."
"Tyler."
"Lindsay."
"Dawn."
"Owen."
"B."
"Dakota."
Cameron and Gwen were sitting without a marshmallow. Gwen didn't look too worried while Cameron began to whimper.
"And the final marshmallow goes to..."
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"Well guess what? There was a tie!" Blaineley exclaimed.
"There was?" questioned Cameron.
"What are we going to do?" inquired Gwen.
"Oh, don't worry about that. I'll just ask the other team who they want to be kicked out of your little group...wait just a second." stated Blaineley. Immediately, she walked towards the mess hall.
She came back a few minutes later...and had a big smile on her face.
"Guess what Gwen! Today you're the big loser! Have fun being launched out of a cannon!" taunted the hostess.
The goth simply shrugged.
"To be honest, I didn't really want to compete this season...but Blaineley insisted that I go back on the show...in case you don't remember...the last time I competed I was forced to put eucalyptus leaves in my mouth, for crying out loud!" Gwen exclaimed.
"Not to mention the second time I competed I got cheated out of the game...and of course the first time I completed I lost at the last secondsimply because Owen really loves food...I mean seriously, what were the chances of that? Is there a guardian angel watching him or something?" she questioned.
"Sorry if I made you disappointed...I didn't get to keep the money anyway. Personally I wonder what I was thinking when I decided to throw away the hundred grand just for a chance to get a million...of course, it's in Duncan's pockets now..." said Owen.
"What did he ever do to deserve that money? He's probably using it to pay his own bail..." questioned Dakota.
"I'm sorry that I bailed out on you guys...I guess I just couldn't stand the pressure anymore...so I guess I'll see one of you tomorrow at the playa." said Gwen.
Afterwards, she was shot out into the night.
"Well, that was actually kind of depressing. I sure hope that she has fun at the playa." said Tyler.
"I'm sure she will." answered Lindsay.
"Well, you've lost another teammate. I hope you do better in the future." said Blaineley.
As she did so, she began chuckling for herself. As it turned out, she loved making people miserable...and Gwen was a perfect target.
"That was too easy." she thought.
Confessional: Three guesses as to who Blaineley chose for the tie-breaker.
Heather: Do I even have to say who I want gone? I'll give you a hint...her name starts with a G, is four letters long, and of course, she's always sarcastic!
Votes:
Zoey: Gwen
Mike: Gwen
Dawn: Cameron
B: Cameron
Owen: Cameron
Tyler: Gwen
Lindsay: Gwen
Cameron: Gwen
Gwen: Cameron
Dakota: Cameron
Votes:
Gwen: 6 (due to tiebreaker)
Cameron: 5
Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Hot: Dawn, B, Owen, Dakota, Zoey, Mike, Lindsay, Tyler, Cameron
Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself: Heather, Duncan, Brick, Alejandro, Cody, Sierra, Ezekiel, Izzy, Lightning
Voted off: Courtney, Scott, Sam, Gwen
And it looks like Gwen is gone. Of course, it's not like she wanted to be in the game anyway...but she signed a contract and Blaineley used it to its fullest.
And of course, Blaineley decided to kick her off simply to make her more upset. Isn't she a stinker?
Rest assured that she's not going to get away with how badly she's been treating the campers...after all, Chris ended up being arrested for polluting the island...as to what happens, you'll have to wait and see.
So I hope you enjoyed this latest chapter...even if a fan favorite ended up being voted off...I assure you the next elimination isn't going to be so sad...
But before that we're going to host a little aftermath special...hopefully that will cheer you up...