Here's Bontenmarus revenge, that poor guy, this is totally public humiliation.

Yuya's sooo bad. Ah well.

If you have any ideas for Yuyas revenge on Kyo, be free to share, I need it.

Disclaimer: Yeahyeahyeah, I don't blah own blah SDK

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"BON-SAAAAN!" Yuya ran down the corridors of the Inn and, well more specifically, she flew down the corridors of the Inn.

"Yuya-san, are you hurt?" Bon's big bear like body appeared out of a door and Yuya yelped in surprise.

"Ah, no, there you are, I've been looking for you." Yuya said and smiled friendly.

"Why?" A short reply? No babbling on and on about how women adored him and that it wasn't any big surprise that she was looking for him?

"Um, I'd like to threat all of you guys to sake at the local tea shop down town, interested?" Yuya asked and smiled innocently.

"Of course, Yuya-san." Bon closed the door again and Yuya sighed relieved. This was going according to her plan.

After gathering all off the group, plus Akira, Shinrei and Muramasa, they were all heading towards the tea shop. Yuya was thinking on how to start plan two of her royal plan.

But Yukimura did the job for her and offered Bon a mug of sake, he accepted gratefully and started drinking. Strange enough, not so strange to Yuya though, his mug never seemed to be empty.

"Oh, everyone, I know this was supposed to be a get drunk night, but I want you all to try something new. It's very strong of taste and comes from a far away country called Finland. There's no alcohol in it, it's called vodka." Yuya grinned and gave them all a cup each and filled it up with the blank liquid.

Kyo sniffed it and turned away.

"This stinks." He growled.

"I know, but it tastes good." Yuya ensured him and watched as he downed the whole cup in one breath. It didn't seem to affect him though.

Bon on the other hand did the same as Kyo, and filled his cup and did it again and again and again. Yuya grinned as she saw him sway a little.

Muramasa had been unnaturally quiet, as well as Akira, but both of them knew what was going on, and what would possibly happen.

Yukimura smiled and kept himself to the good old sake, as he probably had heard of the strong alcohol percent in vodka.

Benitora had blacked out from the vodka after one cup and was now drooling in Okunis lap.

Okuni didn't drink, neither did Sasuke or Saizo. Hotaru and Shinrei on the other hand were competing on which one of them could drink most sake without blacking out.

Migeira didn't come, neither did Mahiro.

But the interesting one here was Bon; she followed his every movement closely, and finally received the sign from Muramasa.

Yuya sprinted over to the scene that stood in the middle of the room and shouted out: "Good evening everyone, I hope you're enjoying yourself. Tonight's entertaining will be the great Bontenmaru. Come on Bon-san." Yuya pointed at the most drunk Bon-san and he stumbled his way up to the stage.

He smiled drunkenly to the audience, before he cleared his throat.

"I will tell you my greatest secret: I can't get drunk, because if I get drunk, I say and do stupid things." A man from another table shouted:" that happens to everyone you moron."

Bon sighed and shook his head sadly.

"Not like it's with me. I say things I don't even know about myself, things I figure out some time later. Like last time I got drunk with Yukimura over there. Yes, the gorgeous man with beautiful blue black hair. I told him that I was gay…" Bon paused, as if he realised something that he hadn't known before. Yukimura clasped his hand over his mouth and Yuya stared wide eyed at him. The rest of the group just waited for him to continue.

"Hah, you schuck Chinrei, I won over yah." Hotaru slurred and laughed evilly.

"I did cho not schtupid, ya're juscht bad at counting yah dumb twat." Shinrei spat back in the same tone and suddenly they both fell face flat into the cake they had ordered, unconsciously.

Bon stared at his hands.

"I kissed Yukimura, and he uses that against me all the time, but in reality I want him to tell everyone, because I am secretly in love with Yukimu…" Bon stopped again and smacked his mouth close.

"And that's not all, I danced on the table while singing Barbie girl, wearing a stupid wig, which I actually thought was quite cute." He paused again.

"And in my room today, when Yuya over there, was looking for me, I was dressing up in woman clothes. I feel much better in woman clothes." Bon gaped at his own statements. He was starting to become green in his face and suddenly he ran off stage towards the toilets.

Yuya felt awful about making Bon do all that, but when she imagined Bon in a geisha kimono and a pretty hairdo dancing over the flower fields with make up done by Okuni in bright colours, she couldn't help but laugh.

Kyo had had a hard time being serious as well, Yukimura had disappeared the rest of the evening, together with Bon, and Yuya didn't want to think of what they could be doing together.

Safely back at the Inn, after a lot of strain getting all the guys that had fallen asleep with them back, they all gathered in one room. Kyo sat slumped against a wall, with Tenro by his side, his blood red eyes was closed, but she knew he was awake.

She sighed and loosened her golden hair and let it cascade down her back.

"Kyo? What's your biggest fear?" She asked, his eyes shoot open and he glared at her.

"I have told you already, I won't play your games." He growled irritated.

"I'm just so sure that even you have fears." She said and laid down on her futon.

"What makes you so sure, I am Demon eyes…"

"…Kyo, geezes I know already. But I may just know something you don't." She snickered and closed her eyes to sleep.

Kyo glared at her, and wondered if she knew something about him, that he didn't want her to know…

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