Phineas and Ferb: Camp Kidney Vacation
Chapter 10
On the fourth floor of the hotel, Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz were continuing to put their evil plan into motion. They were also basking in their current success of how well the evil plan was going.
Lumpus, Doofenshmirtz, and Vanessa were in the hotel room that Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa were assigned to during their stay. Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz were confronting a hotel maid who also happened to be in the room.
"Come on, admit it, lady," Lumpus said, "You didn't clean up my friend's hotel room properly on purpose."
The maid was frightened from being confronted. "Well, I, uh…" she stammered.
"And for that, you're gonna receive…" Doofenshmirtz interrupted as he adjusted the –inator to an appropriate setting, "…an even bigger mess to clean up!"
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz laughed evilly while Vanessa face palmed herself in embarrassment.
"Hold it right there, Scoutmaster Lumpus!" a voice exclaimed.
Lumpus, Doofenshmirtz, and the maid turned towards the source of the voice, and saw Lazlo, Raj, Phineas, Ferb, Chip, and Skip inside their hotel room.
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz were shocked when they saw the group of six. Vanessa was on her phone, not paying attention to what was happening.
"What the?!" Lumpus exclaimed, "What are you imbeciles doing here!?"
"Hi, Scoutmaster Lumpus," Phineas greeted, "Remember us?"
Phineas was referring to him and Ferb when he said "us".
"Oh, yeah, I remember you two," Lumpus said, "You boys built a summer camp with my campers, and got away with it. What brings you two here?"
"We're on vacation," Phineas explained, "We're visiting Camp Kidney today, and are playing a game of 'Secret Agent'."
"We overheard Slinkman saying that you and a pharmacist are working together on an evil plan, and decided to go on a mission in order to stop you guys," Lazlo added.
Lumpus grumbled something under his breath while Doofenshmirtz was offended when Lazlo called him a pharmacist.
"Okay, first of all, I am NOT a pharmacist; I am a mad scientist," Doofenshmirtz corrected, "Second of all, who are you guys?"
Doofenshmirtz noticed the fedoras that Lazlo and the others were wearing.
"Do you work for Francis?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"Those are my ignorant campers and their genius friends, Doofenshmirtz," Lumpus introduced, "They're supposed to be back at Camp Kidney, minding their own business."
"Um, who's Francis?" Raj asked raising his hand.
"Never mind that," Lumpus said, "There's no way you boys are going to get away with ruining our evil plan."
"Besides, you're just kids," Doofenshmirtz added, "How are you gonna stop us, anyway?"
"With these," Lazlo said as he, Raj, Phineas, and Ferb pulled out their weapons.
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz laughed when they saw the weapons. "Seriously?" Lumpus asked, "You're gonna try and stop us with toy weapons?"
"Yeah," Doofenshmirtz agreed, "What are you going to do? Squirt us to death with water?"
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz continued to laugh. Lazlo and the others felt offended by Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz's laughter.
In retaliation, Ferb aimed his weapon at Lumpus, and pulled the trigger on his weapon, which caused a stuffed animal to come out of the weapon. The stuffed animal hit Lumpus in the face.
"Hey, who's the wise guy?" Lumpus angrily asked.
Ferb raised his hand, singling himself out.
"Oh, so you REALLY want to try and stop us, huh?" Lumpus asked, "Well if it's a battle you want, it's a battle you're gonna get."
"Hmmm, I don't know about this Lumpus," Doofenshmirtz said, "I think it would be really humiliating battling a bunch of kids."
Vanessa scoffed. "Dad, you battle with a PLATYPUS every day," she pointed out, "Talk about humiliating."
Doofenshmirtz thought about what Vanessa said. "Good point," he said.
Lumpus, Doofenshmirtz, and the group of six got into battle stances. After a small moment of silence and angry stares, Lumpus, Doofenshmirtz, and the group of six charged at each other, officially commencing the battle.
Meanwhile, Edward and Carl had just arrived at Prickly Pines, having walked there from Camp Kidney.
"Um, are you sure it's okay for us to leave the camp grounds unsupervised?" Carl asked. He was concerned about leaving Camp Kidney unnoticed.
"Relax, Carl, we campers do this all the time," Edward assured, "Besides, you told me you were a camp counselor, so technically, there is some supervision."
"Yeah, I guess you're right," Carl said after thinking it over, "Anyway, why do you think Lazlo and Raj are over here at Prickly Pines?"
"Because they're playing a game called 'Secret Agent' with some friends, and wanted to take on a mission," Edward explained, "I figured that they would come to Prickly Pines to look for a mission to take on since we couldn't find them at Camp Kidney."
"Do you really think they're over here?" Carl asked.
Edward and Carl were approaching the hotel as Carl was asking his question. The news reporter and cameraman from earlier were filming another news story regarding the evil plan.
"And it is here that six young men entered this hotel with weapons in tow, apparently wanting to take on the mission of foiling the moose and the pharmacist's evil plan," the news reporter explained, "We are getting word that there is a battle going on in a hotel room on the fourth floor at this very hotel. Let's go up there and see if we can catch any of the action."
The news reporter and the camera man went inside the hotel.
"I'll take that as a yes," Carl said.
Carl and Edward went inside the hotel, following the news reporter and the cameraman.
Back in the hotel room, the battle between Lumpus, Doofenshmirtz, and the group of six was still going on. The maid was also not present, as she fled the hotel room as the battle began.
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz tried using the –inator on the group of six during the course of the battle, but because of all the action, it was hard for them to get a direct shot.
Lazlo, Raj, Phineas, and Ferb were using their weapons during the battle. Since the ammo in the weapons were of soft material, nobody was getting hurt.
Raj, however, was not doing much in the battle. Since his weapon had marshmallows in it, he was using the weapon to feed himself, and not so much use it for the battle.
Lazlo noticed this. "Raj!" he exclaimed, "Stop eating the ammo and help us with the mission!"
"I am sorry," Raj apologized before continuing to help out with the mission.
As the battle continued, the news reporter, the cameraman, Edward, and Carl came inside the hotel room.
The group of four, especially Edward and Carl, were stunned when they saw what was happening.
"Are you getting this on camera?" the news reporter whispered to the cameraman.
The cameraman gave a thumbs up as a way of saying "yes".
Seeing the camera man filming the battle reminded Edward to start filming the battle, as he wanted to bust the group of six.
Edward got out his camera, and started filming the battle.
"Oh, are those guys in for it now," Edward said to himself, referring to the group of six as 'those guys'.
Edward enjoyed watching the battle. While he was filming it, he suddenly thought of another idea.
"Hey, Carl, do you have your phone with you?" Edward asked.
"Yes, why?" Carl asked.
"I need to borrow it for a minute," Edward replied.
Carl hesitantly gave Edward his cell phone. Edward was using one hand to hold the video camera, so he used his other hand to make a phone call with Carl's cell phone.
Edward dialed a phone number, and put the phone to his ear.
Back at Camp Kidney, Slinkman was finally able to get in touch with Commander Hoo-Ha. Slinkman was talking to Commander Hoo-Ha on the phone in Lumpus' office.
"Yes, Commander Hoo-Ha, you heard me right," Slinkman said, "Lumpus is working with a mad scientist on an evil plan involving…"
Suddenly, the phone started ringing, meaning that somebody else was calling Slinkman.
Slinkman sighed in frustration. "Hold on, Commander Hoo-Ha. I'm going to have to call you back," he said.
Slinkman pressed a button that let him hang up his conversation with Hoo-Ha, and transition to whoever was calling him next.
"Hello?" Slinkman said.
"Hey, Slinkman," Edward greeted.
Slinkman instantly recognized Edward's voice.
"Edward?" Slinkman addressed, surprised that it was Edward who called him, "What are you calling me for?"
"I'm over at Prickly Pines, Slinkman, and you've got to come over here as soon as you can," Edward said, "Lazlo, Raj, and their special guest buddies are over here engaging in a battle between Lumpus and a pharmacist in a hotel, complete with WEAPONS."
Slinkman was shocked when he hard this.
"WHAT!?" Slinkman exclaimed, "I can't believe this."
"Yeah, it's true," Edward said.
"You left the camp grounds unsupervised, which is strictly against the Bean Scout Handbook," Slinkman said sternly, "You are in big trouble for this, Edward."
"That's not important right now, Slinkman," Edward said, "What IS important is what Lazlo, Raj, and their friends are up to."
Slinkman remembered about what Edward just told him.
"How do I know you're telling the truth?" Slinkman asked, "I still remember the last time you tried to bust Jelly Bean Cabin for something they didn't commit."
"Just get on over here and see for yourself," Edward explained.
"Edward, you know I can't leave the campers here by themselves," Slinkman said.
"Then find someone to look after them and get over here," Edward said.
Slinkman sighed. "Alright, fine," Slinkman said, "I'm reporting Scoutmaster Lumpus to Commander Hoo-Ha, so I may as well go over there, anyway. I'll see you soon, and you better not be lying to me this time."
"Thank you, Slinkman," Edward said, "And trust me, I WILL be telling the truth."
Edward and Slinkman hung up their respective phones. Edward gave Carl his cell phone back, which he stowed away.
Carl was quite surprised when he saw the group of six trying to complete the mission, and not Clam and Perry.
"Wait a minute," Carl said to himself, "If those guys are taking care of the mission, then where's Agent C and Agent P?"
Clam and Perry were inside a truck that the animal catcher, who caught the two earlier, was driving. Clam and Perry were also still trapped inside the net that the animal catcher used to capture the two.
Clam and Perry were frustrated that it was taking longer than usual to complete the mission due to all of the delays they were encountering.
The animal catcher was singing along to a song that was playing on a radio. He was singing off key, however.
The animal catcher's singing annoyed Clam and Perry. Perry even chattered in annoyance.
Clam and Perry were wondering how they could escape from their trap because of the way they were trapped inside the net. They were facing each other, and were sealed tightly in the net.
Suddenly, Clam got an idea.
Clam used the tip of his horned nose to press a button on his wrist communicator, which his nose was close to. This caused a small blade to come out of the communicator. The blade was also spinning when it came out.
Clam used the blade to slice the net open, thus setting Clam and Perry free from their trap.
When Clam was finished using the blade, he pressed the button again, causing the blade to go back inside the communicator.
Clam and Perry untangled themselves from the net, and Perry gave Clam a thumbs up as a way of complimenting him for his escape plan.
The animal catcher was finished singing along to the song, as the song just finished playing on the radio.
"Boy, I tell ya, that there's a classic," the animal catcher said, referring to the song he was singing.
The animal catcher looked at his rearview mirror, and noticed that Clam and Perry had escaped from their trap.
"What in the Sam Hill?" the animal catcher said.
The animal catcher looked behind him for a brief second to see if he could find Clam and Perry, but did not see them.
When the animal catcher turned back around to focus on his driving, Clam and Perry were suddenly on the dashboard. This startled the animal catcher.
"How did you two escape from your trap?" the animal catcher asked.
Clam and Perry did not answer, and attacked the animal catcher.
Back at the hotel room, the battle was still going on between the group of six and Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz.
The floor of the hotel room was covered with stuffed animals, rolls of toilet paper, marshmallows, and pillows, thanks to Lazlo, Raj, Phineas, and Ferb's weapons.
"Give it up, boys!" Lumpus exclaimed, "There's no way you're gonna stop us!"
"Yeah!" Doofenshmirtz agreed.
Doofenshmirtz, who had the –inator in his hands, was being chased by Raj. During the chase, Doofenshmirtz tripped over a pillow, which caused him to fall to the ground, letting go of the –inator in the process.
"No, my –inator!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed.
Fortunately, Raj caught the –inator as it came back down.
Doofenshmirtz sighed of relief. "Thank you for saving my –inator," he said to Raj, "Now, be a good little pachyderm, and please give it back to me."
Raj looked at the –inator, and then, he looked at Doofenshmirtz.
Raj ran away with the –inator in tow.
"Hey, get back here with my –inator!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed as he began to chase Raj.
In a panic, Raj tossed the –inator to Lazlo, who caught it.
When Raj passed the –inator to Lazlo, this caused the group of four to drop their weapons, and start tossing the –inator to one another, with Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz trying to take it away from them.
While all of this was going on, Chip and Skip were standing in the middle of everything, not doing anything.
Chip and Skip both sighed in boredom. "I wish there was something we could do to help Lazlo, Raj, and their buddies with the mission," Chip said.
"Yeah," Skip agreed.
Suddenly, Chip thought of an idea.
"Hey, I know we can do!" Chip exclaimed.
Chip whispered an idea into Skip's ear.
"Are you sure we should do that?" Skip asked.
"Yes, yes we should," Chip replied, "For the sake of good, and not evil."
Skip thought about the idea, and decided to go along with it.
"Alright, let's do it!" Skip exclaimed.
Chip and Skip grabbed each other's hand, and held their hands up in the air.
"Scum twin powers, activate!" Chip and Skip exclaimed.
Chip and Skip somehow were able to use telekinesis that caused scum from all around Prickly Pines, including the cabins at Camp Kidney, to start moving, and make their way over to the hotel at Prickly Pines.
Meanwhile, Slinkman and Commander Hoo-Ha, who were in Hoo-Ha's car, were making their way over to the hotel. Hoo-Ha was driving the car, with Slinkman in the passenger's seat.
Hoo-Ha was livid when he found out that Lumpus abandoned his job to work with Doofenshmirtz.
"I can't believe Scoutmaster Lumpus decided to ditch his job to join the forces of evil," Hoo-Ha said.
"Well, sir, I'm frankly not happy about it, either," Slinkman said, "But that's Scoutmaster Lumpus for you. To be honest, though, I'm more concerned about a camper who left Camp Kidney unsupervised. He's trying to bust some other campers who he assumes are involved with what Lumpus is doing."
"Bust some campers, huh?" Hoo-Ha said, "I remember when Lumpus tried to do that to two of our campers."
Suddenly, some of the scum that Chip and Skip were able to summon crept by Slinkman and Hoo-Ha. The two were surprised when they saw this.
"What in tarnation is that?" Hoo-Ha asked.
"Um, I think that's scum, sir," Slinkman replied.
Back at the hotel, Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz managed to get the –inator back into their possession. They also managed to confiscate the weapons.
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz had Lazlo, Raj, Phineas, and Ferb cornered, and were about to use the –inator on the group of four.
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz laughed in an evil manner. "Did you boys really think you were gonna get away with stopping us?" Lumpus asked.
Lazlo, Raj, Phineas, and Ferb were huddled in a corner. They were not happy with the current situation.
"Nice going, Raj," Phineas whispered sarcastically.
"Hey, it wasn't my fault I got distracted by those marshmallows," Raj whispered.
While Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz were giving the group of four a lecture, Chip and Skip were still holding hands, and were still trying to summon the scum when Chip noticed Lazlo, Raj, Phineas, and Ferb about to be defeated by Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz.
"Oh no!" Chip exclaimed, "We've got to hurry. Lazlo and his buddies are losing the battle."
"Don't worry, the scum is arriving," Skip said, "I can feel it."
Some scum that Chip and Skip summoned had just arrived at the hotel, freaking the hotel employees out as they evacuated the hotel. Some of the scum were making their way over to the hotel room.
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz were finished giving the group of four a lecture.
"Now, prepare for your ultimate doom!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed.
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz laughed in an evil manner. Lumpus, who was holding the –inator, was about to use the –inator on the group of four, when suddenly, Doofenshmirtz noticed something.
"Hey, what's that?" Doofenshmirtz said, pointing to something.
Doofenshmirtz was pointing to some scum that had arrived at the hotel room because of Chip and Skip being able to summon it.
"I think that's scum, sir" Lazlo replied.
"Quiet, monkey boy!" Lumpus retorted.
"If that's scum, then why is it moving?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
The scum was approaching Doofenshmirtz. When it did, some of the scum started crawling up Doofenshmirtz's leg.
"And why is it CRAWLING ON ME!?" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed.
Suddenly, more scum came into the hotel room.
Chip and Skip noticed the scum coming into the hotel room.
"IT'S WORKING!" Chip exclaimed.
Vanessa, started noticing the scum, too.
"Ewww," Vanessa commented, "That is disgusting."
The scum that Chip and Skip summoned were headed towards Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz. As the scum approached Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz, the scum would crawl up whoever it was close to.
Doofenshmirtz screamed in fear as more scum kept crawling up on him. "Get away from me!" he exclaimed.
Doofenshmirtz snatched the –inator from Lumpus, and tried to use it on the scum. Lumpus also tried to use the –inator on the scum, as well, which caused the two to get in a fight over the –inator.
Because they were so anxious, Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz fired the –inator in random places. Even though the -inator did hit some of the scum, it did not affect the scum in any way.
Edward, who was still filming the battle, noticed that some of the shots Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz were firing nearly hit him.
"Hey, watch where you're firing that…" Edward began.
Before Edward could finish, he was zapped by the –inator. This caused him to have the same fate as the front desk clerk, which was smelling bad.
"…thing," Edward finished.
Edward was frustrated that he hand been hit by the –inator. His stench disgusted Carl, the news reporter, and the cameraman.
While Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz were trying to battle the scum, Lazlo, Raj, Phineas, Ferb, Carl, Edward, the news reporter, and the camera man were confused as to what was going on.
"Um, where did that scum come from?" Phineas asked.
"I'm not sure, but it stinks and looks disgusting," Raj said holding his nose.
"I think we should try to get out of here before the scum attacks us," Lazlo suggested.
The group of four, along with Vanessa, Chip, Skip, Carl, Edward, the news reporter, and the cameraman, evacuated the hotel. Chip and Skip were still holding hands while evacuating the hotel.
Lumpus and Doofenshmirtz tried to escape, but the scum was holding the two back, and it was too strong, as well.
As soon as everybody, except for Lumpus, and Doofenshmirtz, evacuated the hotel, all of the scum that Chip and Skip summoned up were in the hotel. There was so much scum inside the hotel that the scum exploded, and poured out through the doors and windows of the hotel. This caused the entire hotel to be covered in scum.