Chapter 10 The Problem With Dogs
Story Writer: Who wants to do the disclaimer!
Princess Fuse: OMG I'll do it! Twilight Okami doesn't own Okami!
Nobody talks.
Waka: Cool, no arguments!
Issun: Why does the prophet have to be in the next chapter!?
Waka: Because I'm special!
Issun: No I am!
Waka: No I-
Story Writer: JUST GET ONTO THE STORY!!!
Amaterasu gets out of the ruins, and Kokari magically appears.
Kokari: OMG! You stupid dog! Give me- What? Is that Ume! Hi Ume did ya miss me?
Ume: Not one bit.
Amaterasu: Wait! So I saved you for no reason!?
Ume: Um, yes?
Kokari: Oh I'm sorry Ume for not saving you, its just I was scared!
Ume: Ya, SURE you were, you just went out of the ruins because the Spice Girls came for an entertainment!
Amaterasu: OMG!
Issun: Here's your dog!
Amaterasu: -throws the dog-
Ume: You know what!? Take your stupid dads fishing rod which you left at the ruins!
Kokari: My dad's fishing rod! HAPPINESS!
Issun: Yes, you can have it. And the dog wanted to stay at the ruins!
Kokari: OMG! You did!
Ume: Yes!
Issun: Can you understand the dog?
Kokari: Um, no…
Amaterasu: JUST GO AND FIX THE BRIDGE!!!
Kokari: G2G! –Kokari leaves along with Ume-
Issun: Should we get going?
Amaterasu: Yes…
Amaterasu arrives at the broken Taka Past Bridge. Sees Kokari attach the rod line to a pole of the bridge.
Kokari: I attach the rope to the bridge! Look!
Issun: Hooray for you.
???: Get the stupid rod out of my way!!
Amaterasu: -Sees Susano coming down the current on a tree-
Issun: Susano? What in gods name are you doing? This isn't Sea World!
Susano: I was practicing a move, and I broke the tree, and I'm on this tree trunk!
Issun: Everyone, let's play Simon Says! Simon Says, pull the kid!
Amaterasu: -Pulls Kokari back-
Issun: Wait, I change my mind, let go!
Amaterasu: -Still pulling-
Issun: I said move!!!
Amaterasu: You didn't say Simon Says!!
Amaterasu, Issun and Kokari were thrown onto the log.
Issun: HOLLY NIPPON! Do something Ammy!
Amaterasu: Ok! –Draws a vine, but misses- Dam!
After 30 vines later on 0:01 seconds, Amaterasu saves everyone from dieing and lands back to were they were, and a new bridge was made.
Ume: Oh poopie, I thought you would have been dead by now, Kokari…
Kokari: OMG! I made a bridge!
Issun: No we-
Kokari: I'm awesome! Thanks Ume! –Gives Ume a hug-
Ume: Get off!
Issun: Do you think Susano is alive?
Amaterasu: -Muttering- I hope not.
Issun: Let's keep going!
Amaterasu crosses the bridge and is in Taka Past.
Issun: OMG! There is a Curse Zone here!
Amaterasu: Yes, so we best to get going…
Amaterasu arrives at a wall, and blows it up, and enters, and hears a flute.
???: Hark the Heavens the Earth and Seas, they summon-
Amaterasu: GET ON WITH IT!
???: What ever! –Jumps down, and hits his knee on a rock- Ow! Um, Waka, Gods gift to man is here. Bonjour!
Issun: OMG! You again!
Waka: No time no see! Well I hope you enjoy the ride I have proposed?
Issun: Why would we enjoy it!? We could have died!
Waka: I dunno. But any way I saw you battle between-
Amaterasu: Um, is Issun suppose to say "If you're so great, then why didn't you predict Orochi's return?" thing?
Issun: Oh, ya! If you're so great, then why didn't you predict Orochi's return?
Amaterasu: Ya!
Waka: Sorry, what was that? I was thinking of something.
Issun: Like what!?
Waka: I'm not really sure, but any way, I saw you battle the spider lady and-
Mille Cyrus: -Magically you can hear her voice- It's Mille Cyrus!
Waka: Huh? Oh what ever, that was such a poor battle!
Issun: OMG! Then who do you think is better? Spyro or Amaterasu!?
Waka: You want a bet?
Issun: Yes a-
Amaterasu: OH, JUST BATTLE US ALREADY!!!
Waka: Oh, right! –Gets his sword out- Just go for it!
Issun: For what? 200 yen?
Waka: Um, I mean the battle.
Issun: Oh, right…
Suddenly random red walls appear with characters on it.
Amaterasu: Why does this happen when I enter battles?
Waka: I dunno…
Amaterasu: Here goes! –Amaterasu charges at Waka, but Waka just trip her- Ow!
Issun: Can you even fight?
Amaterasu: Of course I can!
Issun: "Of course me can" is the proper grammar!
Amaterasu: No it isn't!
Issun: Yes it is!
Amaterasu: It isn't!!
Issun: It is!!
Waka: Um, actually it isn't…
Issun: BUT OUT!! Oh, just fight him already Amaterasu while I read the script!
Amaterasu: I don't think so!
Issun: Eh, your right that "Of course I can" is right!
Waka: Is any one going t- -Amaterasu attacks with her weapon, which Waka gets hit and backs off- Ow! That does it!
The battle goes on for minutes un till-
Midna: OMG! SOMEONE STOLE ANOTHER BARBIE FOM ME!!! WHO WAS IT!?
Issun: -Smiles evilly- Waka did!
Waka: Liar!
Issun: He did!
Midna: Well get ready to fell my raft! –Charges at Waka and does serious bashing-
Amaterasu: Wow, she's got anger management…
Issun: HOLLY NIPPON! Look at the script! –Shows Amaterasu the script- Midna is not suppose to be bashing the prophet!!
Amaterasu: Ya, and stop reading those stupid scripts!!!
Story Teller: TIME OUT!
Everyone stops fighting.
Story Teller: Amaterasu, can I talk to you? Oh, and bring the script…
Amaterasu: -Gets the script and go out of the place, and outside-
Story Teller: The Story Writer has written a new script, here. –Gives Amaterasu the new script-
Amaterasu: Oh, ok, and thanks Story Teller! –Amaterasu goes back to the place and everyone is still, still and gives Issun the new script-
Issun: Oh, ok, so Midna IS suppose to be bashing the prophet!
Amaterasu: Yes, and everyone, we can get going!
Midna stops bashing Waka, and goes back to The Legend of Zelda series universe. Waka back flipped onto a rock, and Amaterasu was still growling at him.
Waka: -Pant, pant- Not bad, Amaterasu.
Issun: OMG! Not bad!? She beat the Nippon out of you! (Muttering) Actually Midna did.
Waka: Oh, I almost forgot, I wanted to ask you a question. Have you ever been to Lake Hamari in Shinshu Fields?
Issun: No…
Waka: Well in the middle of the lake, is the Moon Cave, and is have a barrier, and you can't go in, so that must mean that Orochi is there an-
Issun: How long are you going to talk for?
Waka: OMG! Don't interrupt! I want to get into the Moon Cave, but I need the stupid Serpent Crystal to get through the barrier.
Amaterasu: And your point is?
Waka: Do you know where I can find it?
Issun: No, and we don't even know what it looks like, and why do you want to get into the cave!?
Waka: I dunno. –Mumbling- So that big windmill. Well what ever I'll have to find it myself, and I'll give you a prophecy. I- Oh poopie I forgot.
Issun: Maybe the script can help!
Amaterasu: -Gets the script and throws it at Waka, who almost fell off the rock- I don't think so!
Issun: That reminds me of a song called "I don't think so!"
Amaterasu: Why matter?
Issun: I dunno…
Waka: Oh right! Only the Legendary- Oh, wrong one. Oh I got it! I for see a Dog-difficult quest!
Amaterasu: What in gods name does that mean!?
Waka: I dunno, but au reviour! –Leaves-
Issun: Hey Ammy, why don't we get the Serpent Crystal that Waka mention, and you go into the cave!
Amaterasu: We will! But, ok!
Amaterasu goes up a path, and then drawls Bloom on the Guardian Tree, with out fixing the bridge, and then jumps down, and she magically isn't hurt, and starts dashing through a path, and goes up a path that reaches to a village called Kusa Village.
Issun: Ammy, I feel a bad vibe coming up…
Amaterasu: I don't care let's jet go in the village.
Amaterasu is in the village.
Issun: HOLLY NIPPON! What's with this atmosphere!?
Amaterasu: I dunno, but I fell like I'm weakening! So let's keep moving –keeps going un till she reaches a random lady-
Random Lady: OMG! My village is getting weaken because of me! I didn't want this job in protecting this village, I wanted something else!
Suddenly a demon magically appears and is holding the girl and goes into the air.
Random Demon: -Whistles- Hey guys! Look, we have a god! –Two green imps appear-
Amaterasu: OMG! How many demons are there to fight!?
First Random Demon: I dunno, but get ready to die, for you are a regular wolf!
Amaterasu: What are –Sees that she is a regular wolf- OMG!!! Where is my white cute fur and crimson symbols!!??
Second Random Demon: We drain your power!
Amaterasu: YOU LOT! OWWW, GET READY TO FEEL MY RAFT OF PAIN!!! –Charges at the demons-
Third Random Demon: OMG! She lost it!
All Random Demons: Oh poopie –Dies-
Magically the atmosphere is back to normal, and Amaterasu turns back to her old self.
Issun: OMG! How did you use kung-fu moves!?
Amaterasu: I… I dunno…
Random Lady: Yay! The village is back to normal! Thanks random wolf! Are you a Statomi Warrior?
Issun: No she isn't…
Random Lady: Oh poopie and my name is Princess Fuse!
Issun: That's great pretty lady!
Amaterasu: Issun are you into girls?
Issun: Pretty ladies or babes!
Amaterasu: I see…
Princess Fuse: Do you want to know what been happening in the village?
Issun: -sigh- Guess so…
Princess Fuse: Well there's this huge Windmill and it blows Divine Wind to scare demons away thanks to Kuzagami and-
Issun: Wait! How can demons be scared of wind!?
Princess Fuse: I'm not sure, but the wind stopped because the monster came.
Issun: What monster?
Princess Fuse: Crimson Helm! Dun dun dun!
Issun: Ya, and your point?
Princess Fuse: Well the last Priest of Head Priest got killed by the creature, and there's a barrier protecting the door!
Issun: So how do we get in!?
Princess Fuse: You must find the Statomi Warriors! They are the ones who do all the work for me! Here take this tracker.
Issun: Thanks…
Princess Fuse: There are five in the village, so find them ASAP!
Issun: Okie-dokie! Wait a moment, why don't you summon them!?
Princess Fuse: I tried but it didn't work!
Issun: Oh…
Princess Fuse: So go!
Issun: Ok!
Amaterasu was running around until she went down a path, and jumped over a bamboo fence, and the Canine Tracker was turning yellow at a wall.
Issun: OMG! What's 'sup with the Canine Tracker?
Amaterasu: I think we have to blow the wall with my move –Draws Cherry Bomb and the wall opens a path- See?
Issun: Oh right…
Amaterasu goes in and see a Dog With Purple Scurf
Issun: The Canine Tracker is next to the dog, and it has a Canine Tracker, so this must be a Statomi Canine Warriors!
Suddenly random weird music plays.
Issun: Why is there music playing out of nowhere?
Amaterasu: I dunno…
Dog With Purple Scurf: OMG! Is that the Canine Tracker!? Does Princess Fuse want me and she send you? She's a stacker!
Amaterasu: Um… Ok…?
Issun: You're coming with us!
Dog With Purple Scarf: No, I must have food!
Issun: OMG! You want food, what poor manners!
Amaterasu accidentally head-butts a jar and a meat bag appear.
Issun: Who gods name would put a meat bag in a jar?
Amaterasu: I'm not sure –Goes to the Dog With Purple Scurf- Here, you happy! –Goes into a magic place with flowers and goes back to where she was-
Issun: Wha-What happened?
Amaterasu: I…I… I dunno.
Dog With Purple Scarf: Thanks, and my name is Ko! So, now I'll go to my master!
Issun: You hear that Ammy!?
Ko leaves.
Issun: I thought the warriors were humans, and the music had stopped? What's going on around here?
Amaterasu: -Nervous- Oh, it's nothing, let's just keep moving!
Amaterasu got out the place and jumped down the bamboo place, and went down a path and a Random Bamboo Cutter Guy sees Amaterasu.
Random Bamboo Cutter Guy: Oh poopie, I can't get into the Sasa Sanctuary and get bamboo! OMG! Why hello there wolfie! I'm Mr. Bamboo!
Issun: Ya and I'm Issun.
Mr. Bamboo: OMG! You have a small sprite with you! Cool!
Issun: Um, ok… This is a little bit awkward.
Mr. Bamboo: Listen there wolfie, I need to get bamboo and- -Sees Amaterasu leave- OMG!
Amaterasu: What was with that guy?
Issun: I dunno…
Amaterasu reaches a place and sees a glowing bamboo.
Issun: Hey, bamboo doesn't glow!
Amaterasu: You're right! –Slashes bamboo and sees a dog-
Issun: How in gods name did a dog get into a bamboo!?!
Amaterasu: I dunno…
Dog With Pink Scarf: -Comes out of the bamboo and lands in front of Amaterasu- OMG! You like woke up! Have you been stacking me!?
Amaterasu: -Looks around shiftily- Um, no.
Dog With Pink Scarf: OMG, is that the Canine Tracker!?
Issun: Ya, so you're coming with us!
Dog With Pink Scarf: Not until I get food!
Issun: Fine!
Amaterasu: Oh poopie! I don't have a meat bag! I need to buy one!
Issun: Dam! Wait here!
Dog With Pink Scarf: Okie-Doike!
Amaterasu goes up a path, and sees Susano sleeping, who woke up.
Susano: OMG! It's Fido and bug!
Issun: It's Issun! –Hears weird music playing- Who's playing that weird music!?
Susano: I dunno… But go away! I'm trying to meditate and I'm about to fight the Crimson Helm!
Amaterasu: Wait, you're not supposed to know his name!
Susano: Oh poopie, I forgot his name!
Issun: Let's just walk away Ammy…
Amaterasu: Ok…
Amaterasu goes to a Merchant.
Merchant: Hi! Are-
Issun: Just give us a meat bag!
Merchant: Ok! –Gives a meat bag-
Amaterasu goes back to the Dog With Pink Scarf.
Issun: Wait a moment! How do you carry yen and other stuff with you!?
Amaterasu: I… I dunno…
Issun: Weird…
Amaterasu: -Gives meat bag to the dog and is in the place with flowers and returns to where she was- Huh?
Issun: Not again… How do these things happen?
Dog With Pink Scarf: Thanks for the food! And I'm Chi! Now, I'm going to my master!
Issun: You hear that Ammy!
Chi leaves.
Issun: What's the problem with these dogs!? And why when we give food, we go to a magic flower place and end up where we are, and also why does random music magically play?
Amaterasu: Like I said, I dunno and- -Sees Issun about to read the script- Don't think about!!
Issun: Ah! You got me, and ok!
Amaterasu leaves the place and ignores what Mr. Bamboo was about to say, and then reached a Small Random Girl who is crying because her garden is just horrible.
Issun: Hi! I-
Small Random Girl: GO AWAY!!!
Issun: Fine!
Amaterasu goes on top and draws a circle around the garden and it became beautiful and magically a Dog With Green Scarf appeared.
Amaterasu: How in gods name did you appeared!?
Dog With Green Scarf: I dunno… -Notice the Canine Tracker- OMG! Is that the Canine Tracker from Princess Fuse! I hope she hasn't been stalking me!
Issun: For Nippon sakes! Nobody has been stalking you! So you're coming with us!
Dog With Green Scarf: Not until I get food!
Issun: Fine!
Amaterasu: Issun, I don't have any meat bag…
Issun: Oh poopie, just go and buy one!
Amaterasu: Ok! –Goes to the merchant-
Issun: Give us another meat bag!
Merchant: So demanding! Here!
Amaterasu: -Pays and then goes to the Dog With Green Scarf- Here! So be happy! –Goes to the magic place and returns- What the?
Issun: Why is this happening?
Dog With Green Scarf: Thanks! And my name is Shin! So bye!
Shin leaves.
Issun: Um, ok, so we got to fine another dog…
Amaterasu: Well duh!
Amaterasu goes to a place and draws vine and moves to an upper place, and then takes a tunnel and meets a Dog With Light Green Scarf.
Amaterasu: Wait! Wasn't Ko supposed to be here and you be at the other place?
Dog With Light Green Scarf: Ya, I guess, and is that the Canine Tracker!? Has Princess Fuse been stalking me!?
Issun: What's with you dogs! She hasn't been stalking you!! So you're coming with us!
Dog With Light Green Scarf: Nev-ah! Not until you give me a meat bag!
Issun: Fine! Ammy, smash your head on a jar! –Hears weird music- And why is the music still playing out of nowhere!?
Amaterasu: -Charges at the jar and gets a meat back and gives to the Dog With Light Green Scarf- Here ya go! –Goes into the place with flowers and returns-
Issun: Why are we magically going to a weird place!?
Dog With Green Scarf: Ok! Now I can go!
Dog With Light Green Scarf leaves.
Issun: What's the problem with dogs? He didn't even tell us his name! Well let's go to Princes Fuse and find the last dog.
Amaterasu: Ok!
Amaterasu goes to Princess Fuse place and see a Dog With Orange Scarf growling at them.
Issun: Hey! The Canine Tracker is picking up something! It's that dog!
Dog With Orange Scarf: My name is Tei! And you have been stalking me! So I'll fight you!
Amaterasu: OMG WE HAVN'T BEEN STALKING YOU!!!
Tei: Don't lie to me! Will have a fight!!
Amaterasu: Fine!
Issun: Should we arrange thi-
Amaterasu: NO!
Issun: Ok, you're the boss!
Weird red walls appear and random music plays.
Tei: We shall fight!
Amaterasu: Ya!
Tei: But before we do, I want to say, that you don't look tough!
Amaterasu: OMG!!! YOU'RE DISSING ME!?
Tei: No not you, the little bug on your nose!
Issun: I'M NOT A BUG!!
Tei: I feel board, so let's not fight…
Amaterasu: Huh?
Tei: I mean there's no action, or anything fun…
Amaterasu: Um… Ok?
Tei: Just kidding!!! Let's fight! –Charges at Amaterasu-
Amaterasu: OMG! –Draws a tree, and Tei smashes into it and the battle was over-
Tei: That was fun, let's play again one day.
Issun: You call that fun!?!
Princess Fuse: OMG! It's you Tei! Have you been fighting?
Issun: Oh, it was nothing princess.
Princess Fuse: All of you doggies been very bad! You didn't come to me when I summon all of you!
Issun: Hey Princess, what's with those orbs?
Princess Fuse: There the Statomi Orbs! The only thing that can get through the barrier! –Hears the Blue (Da Ba Dee) song- Huh?
Story Writer: Whoops! Wrong song… -Puts the right song for Princess Fuse-
Issun: What the?
Princess Fuse: You must find the other three dogs!
Issun: WHAT!! But we-
Princess Fuse: You will!? Good so find them!
Issun: Oh poopie…
Amaterasu leaves the place until-
Princess Fuse: Wait! I must mark the locations!!!
Issun: Then why didn't you say so!?
Princess Fuse: I dunno…
THEN Amaterasu leaves Kusa Village and begins her quest…
Story Writer: The longest chapter so far has been done!
Everyone: HAPPINESS!
Kushi: Where's Susano?
Issun: He's at the corner, crying…
Kushi: Why?
Issun: Because I put his butt on fire.
Kushi: Thanks! I always hated him!
Story Teller: Since when?
Kushi: Since Chapter- I dunno