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Chapter 10: Dinner with the parents

EPOV

"Mom. Umm…what…what are you doing here?" I asked trying desperately trying to hide myself from my mother. I was fuckin mortified that I was caught naked by, none other then my own mother. Oh, my fucking luck.

"Edward. I…I don't even know what to say to you right now." She said diverting her eyes.

"Esme, what's going…" My father said coming up behind her then stopped once he saw me. "Esme, why the hell is your son standing outside buck ass naked?"

"Oh, no no no. Right now in this moment he is your son. Not mine."

"Edward." He said slowly. "Why are you naked?"

Oh fuck, I don't know what to say to them. I clearly can't tell them the truth. 'well mom and dad, I'm in a bet to fuck some chick but she keeps getting the better of me and now she has stolen my clothes', yeah I don't see that going over real well.

"Umm…I lost my clothes." I am an idiot.

"He lost his clothes." Carlisle mumbled.

"Carlisle, give him your coat before someone else sees him." Esme said.

"Yeah, like I want his twig and berry's on my coat."

"Do it!" She growled.

Carlisle removed his coat and handed it to me grumbling about dry cleaning. I put the coat on and covered myself the best I could. It wasn't as long as I would have liked and part of my ass was still hanging out.

"Let's go inside before you get arrested." Esme ordered. I turned to go up the stairs that lead to the front of the dorm building.

"Edward, walk behind us. I really do not want to watch your butt the whole way." Esme grumbled.

"Are your brothers naked too?" Carlisle asked.

"I have no idea." I answered wishing I was dead.

"I swear to god Carlisle, if the other two are naked also, we are shipping there asses to military school. Outside, running around campus naked. I can't even begin to imagine what the hell you were thinking. I don't even know if I want to know what you were thinking." She rambled.

We walked up to the third floor without me being seen by anyone. I went into my room to get some damn clothes on, while Esme and Carlisle went into Jasper and Emmett's room.

After throwing on new clothes I realized not only did Bella have my clothes but also my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. I would have to get them later. Carlisle and Esme were angry enough with me already.

I walked into Emmett and Jasper's room to find they were in fact clothed. And Rosalie, Alice, and Jacob were all in there with them.

"Dude!" Emmett boomed. "What the hell were you doing outside naked?"

"I don't want to talk about it." I mumbled sitting down on Emmett's desk next to Jacob.

He leaned over and whispered, "You got to watch out for Bella. If it seems like a trick, it probably is."

"So what are you guys doing here?" I asked my parents refusing to respond to Jacob's statement.

"Well we certainly didn't come here a peep show. Carlisle had to come up for a medical conference and I decided to tag along to invite in you in person to a party this weekend."

"What are we partying for?" Emmett asked.

"Tell them." Esme said excitedly.

"I got a promotion. I am now the chief of emergency medicine at the hospital."

"Wow! That's great Dad." I said.

"Congratulations, Carlisle." Jasper said.

"So, we are having a party this weekend to celebrate. It is mostly other doctor's and nurses from the hospital, but we would love for our sons to be there."

"We'll be there." Emmett said. He loved any excuse he could get to party.

Suddenly Jasper jumped up as there was a nock on the door. Jasper opened it and stepped aside for Bella to walk in.

"Hey." She said walking towards me holding all my clothes. "I found these outside. I think they belong to you."

"Thanks. I was wondering where these went." I glared at her.

"Just doing my civic duty." She said like it had a double meaning. I'm pretty damn sure that in her head it did.

"Aren't you going to introduce your friend Edward?" Esme asked breaking up our glairing match.

"Mom, dad, this is Bella. Bella this is my parents." I introduced.

Bella looked embarrassed as she turned around to meet them. Apparently she didn't see them when she was putting on her little show of piss Edward off, her favorite pastime.

"It's nice to meet you Mr. and Mrs. Cullen."

"Oh, honey you can call me Esme." She said shaking Bella's hand.

"And you can call me Carlisle."

"Well, it was nice to meet you." She said backing towards the door.

"Leaving so soon?" I taunted.

"Don't be rude, Edward." My mother said. Yeah, there's nothing like being scolded by your mommy in front of everyone.

"Don't mind him Bella; I dropped him a lot when he was a baby." She joked, or at least I hope it was a joke.

"That explains a lot." Bella giggled. "It's alright. I really do have to go. I have some schoolwork to finish up for tomorrow."

"Alright dear. Carlisle and I are taking the boys out to dinner tomorrow night we would love for you to join us. We already invited Rosalie and Alice."

"What the hell, mom? You didn't even invite me."

"You weren't here when I asked everyone else. You would have been here if you weren't busy mooning the world." Esme chastised.

Bella snorted. "I would love to join you."

"Great. Then we will see you tomorrow night."

Bella gave a small wave to the room and headed out the door.

"Were going to go too. Goodnight everyone." Alice said as her, Rose, and Jacob headed for the door.

"Goodnight girls. Jacob are you sure you can't join us tomorrow night?"

What the fuck? Even Jacob got an invite before me?

"I'm sorry Esme, I would love to but I'm already behind in my classes. I'm going to be busy trying to catch up."

Once everyone left the room my mom turned to me, "Would you like to go for dinner with us tomorrow night?"

"Wow, that sounded real fuckin sincere, mom."

"I'm sorry, but when the hell did you become a trucker?" My mom said crossing her arms in front of her.

"Sorry, mom." I mumbled.

"So, is Bella your girl friend?" She asked.

Emmett started laughing. "No, she isn't. There stuck in some sort of head war with each other."

"Who's winning?" My dad asked.

"Bella." Emmett and Jasper answered in unison.

"I think I like her already." Esme smiled.

"What the hell mom?" I asked dumbfounded. I'm her damn son and she's routing for a girl she just met. "She stole my clothes and left me outside naked."

"I knew there was a girl involved." Carlisle said. Jasper and Emmett were trying to hold back there laughter.

"Just answer me on thing. Did she have sex with you before she stole your clothes?"

So much for Jasper and Emmett holding back there laughter. Even my dad was now trying to hide his face, while his shoulders shook with silent laughter.

"Mom!" I shouted.

"Oh please, Edward. I am not naive enough to not know that sons are sexually active."

"I really do not want to have this talk with you." I fidgeted nervously.

"Oh, just answer me."

"No. No, she did not. Happy now?" I seriously want to just crawl in a hole and die.

"Good for her." She beamed. "I think I love her now. I always wanted a daughter."

"What the hell, mom? She messes with my head, she steals my clothes, leaves me naked and you want to adopt her?"

She just nodded. "She's feisty and doesn't let some sex driven guy control her." I threw my hands up in the air. What. The. Fuck.

My mother dropped the awkward conversation after that. We discussed Carlisle's promotion and dinner the next night. Shortly after that they left.

"I take it your not doing very well with Bella." Emmett laughed.

"No. She's just fucking with me." I grumbled. "I should just give up."

"That doesn't sound like the Edward Cullen I know." Jasper commented.

"Yeah, well you guys set me up with the devil." I said leaving the room.

BPOV

It was a surprise to me to meet Edward's parents in his room while I was returning his clothes. I debated keeping his shirt that I was wearing. After seeing his parents there I was pretty damn glad I had changed into my clothes. That would have been even more awkward.

"That was really evil." Rose laughed.

"Yeah Bell, his mom found him outside naked." Alice said then we all collapsed laughing.

"His mom found him? Oh god my ribs hurt." I laughed as I held my sides that were throbbing from the laughter.

"So what's going on with Emmett and Jasper?" I asked once I calmed down my laughter. Rosalie and Alice's laughing stopped completely with my question.

"What?" I asked as they shared a glance.

"Things are going good." Alice said slowly.

"How good?" I cocked an eyebrow.

"Don't hate us." Rose started.

"I knew it! You had sex with them you whores." I scoffed.

"Hey, I resent that." Alice laughed smacking my arm.

"So how long did you make them bag?"

"A couple hours." Rose said ducking her head.

I raised my eyebrows in question.

"I slept with Emmett the night I made him carry me back to my room." Rose said. "And oh god it was so worth it. Let me tell you…that boy is huge everywhere."

I laughed and turned to Alice, "And you?"

"Same night. When Jasper walked me to the bathroom at the party he told me about the bet and said how he never participated in the bet, he just let Emmett and Edward think he was. And oh, god I really liked him, I couldn't help myself."

"Why didn't you guys tell me?" I asked confused.

"That was Emmett and Jasper's idea. They want to see how far you can push Edward before he snaps." Rose explained. "They thinks it's funny watching him squirm."

"Well, I don't want to disappoint them." I laughed.

"Maybe you should give a little somethin' somethin' to make up for having his mommy catch him in the buff." Rose suggested.

"Maybe I will." I said as I left there room to go back to my own room.

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School seemed to be dragging. I was nervous about going to dinner with Edward and his family. I had not been confronted by Edward about my stunt last night, which I knew was coming. I'm also nervous about going to dinner with his parents because I'm sure they knew I had something to do with his late night naked stint outside.

I was hoping to just avoid Edward until dinner. I doubt he would bring up what I did in front of his parents.

I showered, changed, and went down to the cars to meet up with everyone. Just as I got down there Emmett, Jasper, Rose, and Alice were all pulling out in Emmett's jeep.

"See you there." Emmett yelled.

So much for trying to avoid Edward. I turned to find him leaning against his car. "Ready?" He asked.

"Yeah." I mumbled walking towards his Volvo.

"So. What you did last night was not very friendly." He said backing out of his parking spot. He wasn't wasting any time getting to the point.

"No, it wasn't but it was funny."

"Why are you fucking with me?" He asked angrily.

"I'm not." I said innocently.

"You are. And I'm done with your game." He was beyond pissed.

"I'm sorry." I whispered. "I will make it up to you."

"Whatever. Do you think you can behave while we are with my parents?" He asked as he pulled up in front of the restaurant.

I rolled my eyes and grumbled a yes as I got out of the car.

Everyone was just sitting down at the table when we walked in. I sat in the seat between Alice and Rosalie. Edward sat in the seat across from me and next to his mother.

As I was scooting in my chair I accidentally kicked Edward.

"Sorry." I mouthed.

Kicking him was an accident but it did give me an idea. It was probably not a good idea, but an idea none the less. Hey, when do I ever pull off an idea that was actually a good idea?

We gave the waitress our drink orders, who was clearly eye fucking Edward with no shame. It irritated me to see the waitress flirting with him, I don't really know why, but it did. Walk on bitch.

I kicked off one of my heels and lightly ran my foot up Edward's calf. He raised an eyebrow at me and I smiled back sweetly.

"So, Bella tell us about yourself." Esme said.

"What do you want to know?" I asked as I ran my foot higher up Edward's leg. A little weird doing this with his mother sitting right there. But hey…I already said this probably wasn't a good idea.

"She wants to know about your parents." Emmett laughed. "She's hoping you don't have any because she wants to adopt you."

"Umm…ok?" I said confused. "Sorry Esme, but I have parents. My dad Charlie is the chief of police in Forks and my mom Renee is a school teacher."

"Charlie and Renee? What's your last name?" Carlisle asked.

"Swan."

"You're kidding me!" Carlisle exclaimed slapping his hand on the table.

"We went to school with your parents. We were actually at the wedding." Esme said excitedly. "Gosh, we haven't seen them in years."

"We should go visit them. They live close to us…" Carlisle started then looked to Edward who was squirming in his seat. I was still running my foot up and down the inside of his thigh.

"What is wrong with you?" Carlisle asked him.

"What? Oh…um, nothing. Just restless." He was trying to push my foot away with his but failing miserably. To tell the truth he wasn't putting forth much effort to stop me.

"So, Bella. What are you majoring in in college?" Esme asked choosing to ignore her son.

"English Literature." I said running my foot up Edwards thigh and over the bulge in his pants. Everyone looked at Edward as he suddenly jumped up from his seat.

"Edward, what are you doing?" Esme asked.

"Sorry I didn't mean to stand up that fast." He lied. "I just wanted to make a toast."

"It couldn't have waited a minute? Bella was talking."

"Sorry Bella." He glared at me. "Well, here's to you dad. Congrats on the promotion. We are all very proud of you." Everyone said cheers as Edward sat back down.

"Umm…thanks, son." Carlisle said.

I ran my foot back up his leg and rubbed his thigh.

"Stop it." He mouthed.

I gave him an evil grin and applied pressure on his crotch. He sunk lower suddenly at the contact.

"You alright there dude?" Emmett asked.

"Fine." Edward answered downing his drink.

Our food came and everyone started eating while I continued my foot assault on Edward. He was trying to push my foot away at first but then gave up. He was trying desperately not to squirm.

"What is wrong with you?" Esme asked as Edward knocked a glass of water over.

"Oh my god, nothing. Why does everyone keep asking me that?" He asked a little franticly, and high pitched.

Emmett was snorting into his napkin.

I continued my conversation with everyone at the table while I discretely did my business. I watched Edward out of the corner of my eye. As much as he was trying not to, he was enjoying it.

When I saw his hand ball into a tight fist around his napkin I knew he was close. I pulled my foot away and put my shoe back on. Edward was glairing at me as I stood and excused myself.

I was snickering as I walked toward the bathroom. I can be such a bitch sometimes. I washed my hands in the sink then went to open the door to go back to the table.

As I opened the door Edward was standing there and pushed me back into the bathroom and shoved me against the mirror and attacked my lips with his own.

"I thought you were going to behave, Isabella?" He growled as he pulled back slightly.

"I thought I was behaving. To tell you the truth, I thought I was being extremely nice to you." I said. I tried to walk past him to leave but he grabbed me by the arm and held me there.

"Please finish what you started." I could hear the desperation in his voice. Poor guys and there blue balls.

"Only because you asked so nicely." I whispered.

I reached for the top of his pants and undid the button and pushed them down his hips along with his boxers. I kneeled down in front of him while he let his head fall back into the mirror.

"Don't blow this time." He said.

I giggled and licked across the tip of his dick. I knew this wasn't going to take long. I cleaned up the pre-cum that was there and then took as much of him in my mouth as I could. The guy really is huge.

He moaned as I bobbed my head letting him hit the back of my throat. I reached down and massaged his balls with my free hand while I stroked his cock with the other hand.

"Jesus, Bella…that feels so good." He managed to say as he gripped my hair in his hands.

I sucked harder as I scraped his dick lightly with my bottom teeth.

I heard an erotic growl and then, "Bella, I'm gonna…I'm gonna cum."

I removed myself from his dick and watched as he came on the floor. I usually swallow; actually I wanted too but thought against it.

"That was great." Edward said as he tried to get his breathing back to normal.

"Thanks." I said as I fixed my hair in the mirror. "I would have swallowed but you have to be tested first."

Edward looked at me with confusion as he cleaned himself up.

"Sorry, I make everyone get tested…except for Jacob." I said with a smile then left the bathroom.

"What the fuck?" I heard him growl. I knew saying Jacob's name would get to him.

My motto, get them on a high, then not them back down. Yup what I said earlier is true. I. Am. A bitch.

A/N: Edward is just never going to learn. At least he got something this time. Lol. Hope you liked this chapter as much as I liked writing it. Next chapter will be up soon. !PLEASE REVIEW!