Author's Note: As promised, one EPIC ASIAN BATTLE coming up! To make things more exciting, I have decided that... Well, you'll see.

Also, in case you forgot, the G8 meeting is taking place in America, not Canada. Remember England looking for America to talk about the meeting back in the first chapter?

"Aiyah! What have you done to the meeting room aru!"

The occupants of the room all turned to face the stunned Asian in the doorway.

"China? What are you doing here? Have you come to become one with me?" Russia asked, then frowned, correcting himself. "I mean, become one with the CAS, da?"

"What's the CAS aru?" China asked, confused.

"Ve! I know! Pick me!" Italy waved his hand in the air enthusiastically, heedless to Romano's repeated exclamations of "Veneziano! Stop!".

"Uh... Italy aru?"

"It's the Canadian Allied States! Ve, you should join us too, China!"

"Yes, China. Join us." Canada got up from where he was sitting on the floor next to Italy. "Become part of the Canadian Empire."

China started backing out of the room slowly. "Uh... I'll pass aru..."

Then he tripped over someone.

"Aiyah! Hong Kong aru, what are you doing?!"

"Oh, hi China. Sorry, I guess." Hong Kong stepped over China and entered the meeting room.

"Hong Kong! Be nicer to Teacher!" Taiwan exclaimed, helping her older brother up, then proceeding to drag him into the room behind her.

"What are you doing here aru? And who else is here?" China said as he shook off Taiwan's grip.

"Us!"

South Korea ran into the room, dragging along a slightly reluctant Thailand while fleeing Vietnam and her paddle. Tibet followed, seemingly slightly overwhelmed, while Macau just walked in calmly.

"Haha! It's like an Asian party! That's so cool! Hey, Japan, did you know about this?" America asked, and poking Japan in the arm.

Japan sighed. "No, America-kun. I did not."

China facepalmed.

Unfazed by the arrival of the Asians, Canada merely smiled. "You should all join the CAS!"

China opened his mouth to explain what the CAS was to his siblings, but was cut off by Taiwan.

"We know, Teacher. We were listening the entire time."

"Eavesdropping originated in Korea, da ze!" South Korea randomly exclaimed, causing Vietnam to smack him on the head.

"Ow! Smacking people with paddles is mean! It didn't originate in Korea!"

This earned him another smack.

"Vietnam! Please be kinder to South Korea. He's still young!" Tibet, ever the voice of reason, came to South Korea's rescue.

"He's 2000 years old!" Vietnam fired back.

"Vietnam, please calm down." Macau said from his position next to Hong Kong, who nodded.

"Only if he stops being idiotic!" Vietnam pointed to South Korea.

"I'm not idiotic! Idiocy didn't originate in Korea, da ze!"

More smacks.

"... Anyways," Canada said, slightly shocked at the Asians' ability to get everyone off track. "Join us, please. Because if you don't, I'll set Japan on you."

China narrowed his eyes. "Bring it on."

Immediately the Asians assumed their battle stances. China took out his wok, and Hong Kong grabbed a pair of nunchucks out of nowhere. Macau and Taiwan merely assumed martial arts starting positions, while Vietnam readied her paddle. Tibet very reluctantly got out his staff. Thailand disappeared for a moment, coming back with his elephant in tow ("Toto, ana!"). South Korea just kinda stood there, jumping up and down in excitement.

Canada turned to Japan, who sighed again and stepped forward. He unsheathed his katana, then changed his mind and tossed it aside in favor of a hockey stick America handed him.

"This way, no one will be hurt too badly," he explained to China, who was looking at him with raised eyebrows. "Also, if I manage to hit you, you'll be converted."

"Alright! Let the Asian battle begin!"

Author's Note: Whoops. Didn't plan that out properly. Oh well, EPIC ASIAN BATTLE will be next chapter, I promise!

Also, should I put Prussia in?