Authors' note: Hey again!! Thanx for more great reviews and all the encouragement! I am happy to introduce the newest edition to OHHCWP. Our new co host Shinobigrl. She has agreed to beta, and co host OHHCWP for the rest of the series. She will also be my official beta reader from now on! If you read any other Storys written by me, don't forget to credit shinobigrl for the excellent job she does for me!! Well enjoy!!!

Mini episode:

Kyoya: This is beginning to get annoying…

Me: What are you talking about gay boy?

Kyoya: *scowl*

Me: fine, fine what's bothering you senpai?

Kyoya: Those two… (Glares over at Hikaru, and Kaoru who are making out at the host club in front of a bunch of fan chicks)

Me: why on earth would that bother you???

Me: UNLESS….Kyoya! You lied when you said Tamaki was a better kisser!! O

Kyoya: Shifts weight uncomfortably

Me: O.o It's true…but Tamaki told the truth so why wouldn't you?

Kyoya: looks down uncomfortably, and then stares back at Hikaru…

Me: NO WAY!! Are you sleeping with both the twins AND tamaki???!!!! 0.0

Kyoya: I don't know why I'm telling you this stuff. It's not even question time…but he nods guiltilly

ME: you trust me as your' friend now, and It is about to be question time. Anyway… I think you should really pick someone, and stay with them…Kyoya you are turning out to be a Friggin Man Whore!

Kyoya: scowls at the name, but sighs shamefully. I know

Me: Well I think you oughta do something quick cuz here comes Kaoru.

Kyoya: 0.0

Kaoru: Hey, we still on for tonight?

Kyoya: I-

Hikaru: Hey what's up?

Kaoru: Nothing brother, I'll be there in a sec…

Hikaru: Actually I needed to talk to Kyoya

Kaoru: OH, what about?

Hikaru: nothing important, we are just studying together Friday, and I was wondering what time that would be Kyoya.

Kyoya: wait a sec-

Kaoru: Huh, Kyoya and I have a study session tonight.

Hikaru, Kaoru: GLARE AT EACHOTHER

Hikaru, Kaoru: GLARE AT KYOYA

Me: *Slaps hand to forhead*

Kyoya: 0o0

Hikaru: Kaoru, how come you look forward so much to seeing Kyoya at club every day anyway??

Kaoru: I don't know BROthER, maybe it's the same reason you look forward to seeing him on you're' study DATES

Hikaru: Well what would you call YOUR' little meetings with the senpai?!

Kaoru:*sighs* Hikaru, just tell me if your' sleeping with him…

Hikaru: *blood red in the face* Well are YOU?!

Kyoya: I really don't think this is the time for-

Kaoru: *puts hand in kyoyas' face* YOU hush

Hikaru: No Kaoru, I would like to hear Kyoyas' side of this…

Kyoya: well you see-

Tamaki: Hey guys what are you arguing about

Tamaki: stares in shock at the seen before him

Seen before him: Hikaru grasping the front of Kyoyas' shirt angrilly, Kaoru with tears in his eyes, Kyoya looking like he is in a tight fix

Tamaki: 0.0 *realization hits* Kyoya, you've been sleeping with one of them… *tears filling tamakis' violet eyes*

Me: Oh god…*runs out of room, and away from the feud*

Hikaru: Oh, he hasn't slept with one of us

Tamaki: oh sweet relief

Kaoru: He is sleeping with both of us...

Tamaki: O.O ...!!!

Kyoya: looks around at all the angry men…Shit *runs out of room panicked

Me: So you ran away?

Kyoya: nodds

Me: that was probably best

Kyoya: They are gunna come looking for me…what am I going to do?

Me: I can't believe I'm giving advice to a great Ohtori, but if I were you I would apologize to Tamaki and Kaoru, and pick one of them to be with, because Kaoru, and Hikaru are gunna be through after this. They have been cheating on eachother too and Kaoru and Tamaki will be most willing to forgive you…especially Tamaki, but I think you might have to let Hikaru beat the living shit out of you just once, or he'll never forgive you. And believe me, after this…You and Hikaru will never be together…no matter what.

Kyoya: I figured that…

Me: but I'd go ahead and get the beating over with because Hikaru is running this way

Kyoya: crap

Hikaru: Come on out you big shit head!!!

Hikaru: You think you can screw me AND Kaoru. Boy are you wrong…we can do this now or later whichever you choose, but I AM going to kick your' ass. *tears welling in the older twins' eyes* my mistakes have nothing to do with Kaoru. I love him no matter what, and I would choose him if I had to anyday. He may not forgive me for this, but I have already forgiven him. Kaoru is smarter than me, and I know he wasn't taken advantage of, but that dosen't change the fact that it will ALWAYS be him. Mistakes happen, and we will forgive eachother, but you. You sonovabitch, yOu will be left alone. I am an idiot and people would believe it if they knew that I slept around, but not Kaoru. YOU had sex with MY Kaoru. Do you understand that?! I will never forgive you, but me and Kaoru, we will work this out. I bet your' thinkin that if I love Kaoru so much, why'd I do it? I can't tell you that because I don't know… something different maybe? But what I have realized is the only thing that matters is Kaoru. Keep away from him, or I will MAKE you.

Kyoya: *steps out with tears in his eyes* I'm sorry Hikaru…I didn't know that I was messing with something so complicated, and you are right. I should have known better. Kaoru is amazing, and you are lucky to have him. Do what you have to to make your' self feel better, and then tell Kaoru I'm sorry, and I will never lay a hand on either of you, EVER again.

Hikaru: *nods sharply and advances toward the shadow king*

LATER:

Kyoya lies on the ground outside the school with a black eye, bruises, and a bloody nose.

Me: Kyoya, you okay?

Kyoya: *grunts to try and stop the pain* no I'm not. Why did I do that? I love the host club and everyone in it, especially Tamaki and Kaoru…Why did I hurt them? I knew I shouldn't have messed with the twins, they love eachother so much that It wouldn't matter if one of them loved me… they'd still allways choose eachother.

Me: yeah, you are right, but we do make mistakes. Sometimes we don't even understand why we made them…Kyoya, if you don't mind me asking…You only talk about loving Kao and Tono…So why'd you sleep with Hikaru too?

Kyoya: Well that's a resonable question…to tell you the truth, at first, I thought he was Kaoru. Hikaru had stayed after school one day, and I thought he was Kaoru, so I did what I usually did when Hikaru was out of sight. I came onto him, but he came onto me right back, and I didn't even realize he wasn't Kaoru untill AFTER we'd slept with eachother. I never called him Kaoru, just baby. Then I realized it after the sex, because I knew Kaoru allways talked after sex, but Hikaru just fell right asleep. I knew something was wrong then, but after that I just kept seeing both, well, all three of them more, and more… Make since?

Me: Yeah I supose so. But senpai… who are you really in love with?

Kyoya: *without hesitation* Tamaki

Me: then I suggest you do everything you can to get him back…

Kyoya: I guess you are right

LATER:

Hikaru, and Kaoru: making up in a closet

Tamaki and Kyoya: sweetly making up over a kiss

Me: Has hidden camera in the closet

Authors' Spot: lol, this is a minisode of ohhcwp for all of you who had to wait so long for the last chap! This is my thank you for being so patient!!! Luv you lots