Warning(s): Madness and crack

Extra Info: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAD JUST WRITTEN. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

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Chapter 10: The USUK Drama CD

It had been awhile since England has last been on the internet, he was not including Fanfiction. He came to the conclusion that it wasn't proper writing. In fact, ever since he had discovered it he had given himself mental therapy from the trauma expressed in words. How can the fan girls even keep a straight face while writing it? …Or fan boys. That just made it unusual for him.

So he came to the conclusion that he will search through the many doors of the internet and see what they had to offer about the countries. He was hopefully expecting political nonsense these days. No in fact he had came upon a website dubbed as 'Youtube'

Now England was intrigued. In all of his years of representing a country he had never heard of such a website. So he mindlessly clicked on it, sending him to a webpage of featured videos of numerous comedians and artists. Come to mention it, he probably had overheard of this website on the news these days. He was just never interested.

He placed his eyes on his clock. Noon. He had time; in fact he wasn't even hungry for lunch yet. He shrugged his shoulders and clicked on one of the most recent videos. It had featured a citizen of his creating comical skits and humorous jokes. England snickered at most of it, liking this kid. After the video was done he curiously scrolled down to the comments.

One caught his attention very quickly, that being one of the top comments.

"This reminds me of England from Hetalia :)" 126 thumbs up.

"…Me?" He'd known he was character in this whimsical anime, or whatever Japan called it because a lot England's citizens sure as hell loved it. No seriously, there are even cosplay cons in his country.

How come he had never heard of this?

He gazed mindlessly at his laptop for a long minute, contemplating if he should really search himself.

"You know what happened last time, England." He told himself. However his friends decided to randomly pop out of the oblivion.

"I think you should do it again, England~" Flying Mint Bunny chirped as the creature flew around his head playfully. England had an urge to beam at his friendly creature but kept his solemn look.

"No, who knows, there are probably fan girls making me an uke- Wait, what the bloody hell did I just say?"

GOD DAMMIT JAPAN STOP INFLUENCING HIM.

"You said you were an uke~"

"I'm not."

"Well the fan girls think you are."

"Flying Mint Bunny, think back in the past. Are there any hints there?" The creature took a long minute, deep in thought.

"Oh yea~! Captain Iggy~"

"…America is rubbing of you. You know what, why are we even talking about this?"

"Because you are- Oh thanks Unicorn!" England was startled at the sudden attention switch to his other imaginary friend. Unicorn had typed in the following: 'England Hetalia'. The Briton immediately turned his attention to the screen showing clips of him from the anime and numerous tributes, he already liked the ones of him being a pirate. Because he had to say those people had class. It was about time someone had finally recognised him as a role that was indeed so much fun for him.

However he came across the ones where he wanted to throw his laptop out his window or just had to the overwhelming desire to find these fan girls/boys and kill them.

Okay maybe not that but still…

So after about an hour he had reached the endless mines of videos of him with almost every country. Seriously he could have, like, a harem if this keeps going.

USUK tribute-

"No."

FrUk-

"Oh hell no!"

Colonial!America & England- You'll be in my Heart

"…" England actually sniffed. He was over the fact about the revolutionary war and accepted America's independence, but seeing him as a small child again just moved him to tears.

He wasn't going to click it.

Of course not, it was just fan art. It wasn't going to make him bawl like a baby.

Because he's England, motherfucking England.

Totally not an Uke. Even if the 'UK' is a bit misleading.

Oh, he clicked it.

England had kept his attention on the video the entire four minutes, or however long it was, almost crying at the fan art. He missed the little boy and his juvenile behavior, but he was going to ask for independence somehow later in his life.

So right after it was done he scrolled down for more videos, something comical or just something to get his mind off the whole revolutionary thing because there is not enough angst of it already.

He came upon this so called video of "The USUK Drama CD."

The title misled the poor, poor Briton who was just about to lose his innocence. Again. He was not counting the time France had practically taken advantage of him, good thing he knew self defense skills from Japan. That really came in handy.

What he had thought the title had meant was more Revolutionary angst. As if the world couldn't have enough of it. Just to see at least thirty seconds of it he opened the video.

In seconds he had recognised the video was in Japanese. Figures.

Wait…was that America? Whoa puberty hit him like a truck. Then there were unrecognisable sounds from the speakers, he didn't want to know. He was baffled for at least a minute long, not understanding the concept of the video.

"A-America…!"

Now he knew. His heart skipped a beat as it almost seemed like it had jumped to his throat. He clutched his pillow bringing it to his stomach as he involuntarily listened to the entire video, unable how to react.

He couldn't do that to America! Why would he do such a vulgar thing to the American? He didn't even know if America even gotten the talk yet. Then he figured he must have learnt from France, or Greece, or some other perverted nation.

Either way he trembled in fear and shock from the video, so he flagged it and reported it. Yep he went there because he's a country, he has rights.

Ever since that day he had never went on Youtube or even dared to step into the world of the Internet ever again.

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"Iggy! You haven't been out in days! Come out already!" America pounded his fists on the door to his room, pleading to enter the room. He had missed two meetings, one world meeting and one G8 meeting. He did not get an answer, not a single mumble.

"Igggggy! Please let me in! I'm saying my manners, dude! C'mon!"

England stared at the door in horror, trying to be as quiet as a mouse as he spread out a few 'trinkets' of his on the floor. The following items that he claimed as 'friends' was a small chipped teacup of his that he had had ever since he was a child, A very small version of the Union Jack, and his old pirate hat. He had hugged his knees against his chest as he sung very softly:

"I know of a place where you never get harmed, a magical place with magical charms. Real life real lliifffee reealll liiffee~ Take it away Jack!" And of course the flag figurine sang back, it was his flag; that was also shared with his brothers, sadly.

"Iggy pleeassseee~?" America kept on begging outside the door but England just kept on talking to his new friends of his. The American heaved a sigh and left to go bother someone else, like Russia. But then the greatest idea had came into his mind, he smiled charily and said, "You're missing a new episode of Doctor Who~"

England jumped up in the speed of light and bolted out of his room to the nearest television he could find.

America laughed his infamous laugh, "Works every time~"

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Romano stared appalled at the recent news he had received. He had thought that Germany 'kidnapped' his brother but countries were much more civilized than that because they didn't go rapin' everybody out there.

"Northern Italy and Germany were abducted by….fangirls."

Oh, he only heard the abducted part. He snickered hard at the fan girl part. Kidnapped? By fan girls? His boss raised an eyebrow.

"Romano this is serious!"

"I know, I know! It's just…really? Fan girls?"

"Yes."

"…What are they exactly doing to them? Taking pictures with dresses and shit?"

"Well that and they made a blog with the two of them."

"…Oh."

"Accepting dares."

"Oh."

"And they handcuffed them…together." Romano blinked, coming to a halt in his snickering. In seconds his blank stare turned into a spiteful glare as his eyebrows leisurely knitted together.

"Boss."

"What is it?"

"The mafia doesn't hurt women, right?"

"Yes…"

"Let's change that rule, just this once."

"But isn't the mafia-"

"Screw the rules I am a country!" Romano shouted as he pounded on his desk. His boss just merely nodded and left the room with a 'right away, sir.' The Italian plopped down on his chair and leaned back, closing his eyes in pleasure.

Run away fan girls the mafia is coming.

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A/N: So I might have gotten the mafia stuff wrong, correct me on that please D:. But this is crack so yea. I'm sorry if this was a repeat of USUK but I had to do this because I had no inspiration for others :'D. I was going to do Greece finding Nyan Cat but that had nothing to do with 'Fandom Chaos'

It would make a nice one-shot though :D

I will be gone in all of April because of a lot of stuff that is happening. School is important and I want to do well. But I'll try to squeeze in an update or two. It depends.

I saw the Hunger Games Movie :D I read all the books last year for book reports and I loved it. I just hated the end for the third book. The movie, though, was fucking awesome. There was this bitch that was going to kill Katniss so I was like "OH FUCK NO, BITCH. DIE." But Thresh came along and killed her :D So my friend and I started clapping then everyone in the theatre started applauding xD

BEST. THING. EVER.

HELL YEA.

That is all :3 I'll see you in the next chapter.

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Woo~!

Mai Sachiyuki: LOTR is fricking amazing. And here is your update with a ton of references :D

CelticGirl7: xD I have a feeling Japan would just stare in horror xD AND HE DID. THE MAFIA HAS NO WORDS OF EXPLANATION.

Ellenthefox: Well I hope it was good :'D The mafia will. Or the fan girls might attack back with their fangirl-ness powers /shot

Phyripo: It does? ;A; Thank you xD

CherryYume: It's funny? :D Atleast I'm making some people laugh :'D You'll see those couples soon C: otherwise~ CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Ines Bonnefoy: WHY FAN GIRLS WHY?

The Fangirl With A 1000 Names: IT DOES? :D YAAAY~

Katrina: I know, the next thing I know I'm going to be requested to do Sealand x Russia xD Aww~ NorLiech C: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

LuxembourgTheAmazing: That is genius. I imagine Switzerland would kill him xD.

COOKIES? MADE BY FINLAND? FOR THE COOKIES' SAKE, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

DefinitionOfMyself: But think about England's Pirate days! D: He was totally topping back then! D:

XxilovechocolatexX: Christmas has came early for you, THE USUK DRAMA CD. Maybe, maybe not. May fate decide C:

AlfredFKirkland: I love my Nordics :D THAT…THAT IS GOLDEN. I mentioned earlier in this chapter about a harem and then I just read your review (I'm so slow xD) and I was like "WHOOAAA…YOUTUBE FAN GIRLS KEEP POSTING THOSE VIDEOS"

You guys are geniuses 'nuff said.

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Next Chapter: The Nordics Have Their Own party