Ni Hao, Oniisama.
My boss doesn't know I'm writing this, so DON'T TELL ANYONE or I'll shoot you.
He likes you better than the other countries, but I'm not really allowed to have foreign relations. I'm writing to you because I hate everyone else, and I'm bored.
My idiot of a twin brother kept going on about the letter thing so the idea planted itself in my head. I'm not supposed to have ideas like that, stupid kimichi-brain...
Speaking of Yong Soo, I hear he's been bothering you? Just point a gun at him and he'll go away. You might have to fire a few bullets if he's being stubborn, but just threaten him enough and he'll leave you alone. That's what I do.
Your little sister,
Im Yun Nám, The people's republic of North Korea.
P.S. Is Russia STILL stalking you? Stupid traitor, want me to sick Belarus at him?
Ni Hao, Im Yun Nám!
Ah, it has been a while! I shall keep my mouth shut aru.
You haven't changed that much since seeing you during the last meetup from our bosses aru.
Well, Yong Soo has been a bit annoying lately. But I'll pass on the gun idea aru.
As older brother, I cannot tolerate the trouble that the two of you always cause aru.
China
P.S: Well, he has been a bit quiet lately. *glances over shoulder* Don't worry too much about it aru.
A/N: China has been looking over his shoulder a lot more frequently than I intended. Russia should send a letter just for the hell of it. :D
Kudos to Ange5555 for being North Korea! That made it more interesting!