A/N: Okay. I just HAD to update. Why? The Klaine plates have given me courage. THE KLATES GAVE ME COURAGE. !

Sorry. I'm a bit hyper now.

This chapter might suck but whatever. I don't even care.

I have COURAGE.

C-O-U-R-A-G-E

Okay, I'll stop stalling.

And we have reached 200 reviews! PARTY!

Disclaimer: I don't on Glee…blah blah blah blah blah….

The bus stopped.

"Praise the lord." Blaine muttered to himself. He got out of his seat and was now walking down the aisle. The creepy girl was following him.

Blaine walked out of the bus. As the creepy girl walked out, the door closed and crushed her. She cringed. The bus drove away.

"Yes!" Blaine screamed excitedly. People were staring oddly at the dapper young fellow.

Blaine ignored the people. He took out his cell phone and called Rachel.

Ring. Ring. Ring.

"Hi! Is this Lord Tubbington?" A voice asked on the other end. It was definitely not Rachel.

"Brittany?" Blaine sounded confused.

"Lord Tubbington, your voice is much more dapper than usual. Have you been taking steroids?"

"Brittany, it's Blaine."

"Oh. Hi Blaine!" Brittany told him, "Why do you have Lord Tubbington's cell phone?"

Blaine rolled his eyes. Classic Brittany. "Brittany, this is my phone.'

"Oh."

"Wait, why do you have Rachel's phone?"

"Rachel's like…..frozen. And she's like drooling. I think it's because the guy who through baby chicken houses at her just walked in. that's my guess."

"Riiiiiight…." Blaine sounded uneasy. "How's Kurt?"

"Some lady slapped him in the face."

"Why?"

"Because Frank slapped her kid in the face."

"Who is this Frank?"

"The most magical, amazing, awesome, cool dolphin ever."

Dolphins are gay sharks to Brittany. "Is he supermegafoxyawesomehot?"

"Actually, he's SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT."

All capitals? This guy must be impressive. "So, where are you guys?"

"At the Doctor's."

"And where is that?"

"I don't know. I'll ask Rachel." Brittany said, "Rachel? Rachel? Rachel? Rachel?"

Blaine looked at the imaginary watch on his wrist.

"She won't answer me. She keeps drooling and stuff like that."

"I'll call someone else…"

"Okay! Tell Lord Tubbington to pick up some milk at the store! Bye Blaine!"

"Bye…" Blaine ended the call. Maybe he should call Mercedes.

"Rachel?" Brittany asked, "Are you afraid he's going to throw baby chicken houses at you again?"

"Asdfghjlkdfhkl." Rachel's mouth was like drooling and foaming as if she had rabies or something.

Jesse St. James turned around, bringing his awesome swirly hair with him.

Santana then said, "Berry, you better watch your back."

Jesse randomly took out a mirror. He began to look at his fantastic reflection. He sat down with his niece and picked up the newest issue of Swirlyhead Weekly off of the shelf.

"You think they have Cat Fancy here?" Brittany asked.

Santana grabbed an issue of Cat Fancy out of an old lady's hand.

"That was my magazine, you hooligan!" The oldy lady yelled. She was angrily fistpumping.

"I don't care." Santana hands the magazine to Brittany, "Here Britt."

"Thanks, San!"

"These cats are so fancy." Brittany sighed, "Look! This one's eating fancy feast! And this one's wearing a little kitty bowtie!" Brittany then gasped, "IT'S KITTY KURT!"

People were staring at her strangely.

"He'd be a cute little kitten."

"When will it wear off, doctor?' Mercedes asked Dr. Jameson.

Dr. Jameson looked at his imaginary watch, "It could be an hour….it could be a day….who knows?"

Kurt was playing with cotton swabs that he took off of the shelf.

"It's all my fault." Finn sighed.

"Yes it is." Mercedes agreed.

"I like waffles." Kurt said.

"That's great, Boo."

"They're better than pancakes."

"Okay."

"Tacos are good too."

"We know."

They hoped this would wear off soon.

A/N: It's short. Whatever.

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