This chapter made no sense. Nothing. Zilch. Nada!
In other news, this story is really messed up. But yet we love it anyway.
I don't own My Immortal.
Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma She's a hillbilly. story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
AN: Stop it you gay fags. If you don't like my story, then fukk off! Ps it turns out Bloody Mary isn't a muggle after all. She is a vampire, and they are evil. That is why they moved houses okay!
I think that's what she said.
I was really scared about Vlodemort I think you should be more scared of Voldermort, not this Russian impersonator. all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. How original. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. Of course you are, you're perfect. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron They got Ron now! (although we call him Diabolo What the fuck? now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. She took away his red hair. Ebony you are officially on my hit list) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. Isn't that what you do at band practice? I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists Then go comfort him, you slut. (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that You just did.) or a steak She's going to feed him to death.) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. Isn't that a Disney movie? I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs Classy. and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. Slut You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. I stand corrected.
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. I'm still confused as to how someone can bust into tears?
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. Why are you so rude? She just asked a fucking question. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" That was a really long sentence I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. *Blinks*
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) Yes
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. You people cry too much. Get over it.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! WhoO! Dumbeldore's here bitches! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. Aww. I was looking forward to hardcore Dumbledore, my husband.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. Dumbeldore can do anything he wants! (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." But I thought Vampires couldn't die that way. Stop fucking contradicting yourself.
My cousin wrote this one with me. Blame the swearing on him.
Toodles
