EDITED EDITION
Hi again! Sorry for not posting in such a long time again. Anyway, I decided to do a new thing. I'd like to give a shoutout to my most reviewing readers! The winner of the most reviews are Crazily Sane Pancake, and pearberry14! –clapclapclapclap- And what do they win? Tell em, Jazzy! (Jasper kidnapped and stuffed in a glittery dress)
Jasper (gloomily): They will be published in the next chapter as characters. If they agree of course. Then they just get a shiny trophy and/or get to write a chapter in this story if they want. Yipee. You know, your story is not that great, Sunny.
Me: NUNCHUCKS!
Jasper: Okay, okay, sorry. –runs off-
Me: Okay! On with the story!
At the mall while Edward and the family except Alice are complaining at home:
"So, Mike, what do you say? Do you want to star in this TV show?" Alice asked pitifully.
Mike scratched his chin. "I dunno, Alice, I do have a very busy schedule…" Mike tossed his head.
"Oh come on, Mikey, I know the show is dying for your type. Please? For me?" Alice pouted, batting her eyelashes.
Mike stared. Then sighed and nodded. "Okay Alice. I need my own dressing room then."
Alice nodded.
"Thanks, Mike, your great!" Alice bounced off happily.
Mike watched her go, then screamed girlishly. "I'M GONNA BE ON TELIVISION!" he squealed, than ran off.
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"Oh Lauren. It'd be so great if you could be on this show! We really need you. You're the one of the kind we're looking for," Alice repeated pitifully.
Lauren didn't skip a beat.
"OF COURSE! I mean, sure! I mean, oh okay, I guess, if you insist," Lauren corrected hastily.
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"Come on Jakey, we really need you on this show," Alice pleaded.
Jacob shook his head.
"No way!" he yelled.
Alice sighed, pretended to be disappointed.
"Oh. I guess Bella will have to sit alone, then," Alice turned to leave.
"WAIT! BELLA? Um. Okay. Fine," Jacob sighed.
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(SEVERAL ALICE BEGGING SCENES LATER)
"Welcome back to Moment of truth!" Marklyn announced happily, today is a pink cheerleading suit that was way to short and showed off his surprisingly unhairy legs.
"Looks like someone tried to shave," Rosalie smirked.
"Today we end the integration of the Kullem family and start the Forks people! Lets give it up for Edmunds um, er, so called fiancé, Annabelle Goose!" Marklyn introduced as a nervouse Bella was pushed to the seat.
Bella crossed her arms and scowled.
"Okay, AB! Mind if I call you Belle?" he asked without bothering for an answer.
"Heres your first question. Your best friend, Jason White, who was known to like you. Have you ever been laid by him?" Marklyn asked eagerly, glancing at Edward and winking suggestively. Bella turned bright red. As usual.
"Wh-bu-wa-n-" Bella sputtered.
Marklyn raised his eyebrows.
"Yea. Accidently. I was drunk," Bella muttered quietly.
"OH YOU DID," Marklyn screamed, staring at the shocked Edward.
LE GASP!
AT THE SWAN HOUSEHOLD:
Charlie yawned as the commercial for ESPN came on and changed the channel to see Bella confess.
"F--IN FLYING MONKEYS!" Charlie screamed. "FIRST F--IN THAT CULLEN BOY AND NOW F--IN JACOB? THAT'S IT! I'M PUTTING BELLA IN A SEX THERAPY CLASS!" Charlie screamed. "SO THAT'S WHAT SHE DID IN THE 'GARAGE'"
BACK AT THE STUDIO
"Next question, Belle," Marklyn said gleefully.
"How did you pass when you sunk into that depression earlier on?" Marklyn finished with a flourish.
Bella turned tomato red again.
"Um. I kinda. Um. Copied um, Angela. Kinda. Sorta," Bella mumbled.
"SO YOU COPIED ANGIE LA? OOOOH!" Marklyn hollered.
LE GASP!
"Next question. Wouldja rather marry your sista, Rose Ally, or Quimby (Quill)?" Marklyn asked slyly.
"Erms. Quimby?" Bella asked.
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
"Liar!" Marklyn exclaimed cheerfully. "That means you have to do one of our dares! And since you want to tie the knot with she so bad, we'll tell you what you have to do….after the break!" Marklyn said happily, winking at Edward.
"And, cut!" the guy who ran the programs said, pressing the commercial button.
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Got milk? Moo?
Coke is yummy! Yay!
Do you have acne?
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"Now, Belle, you have to outside and make out with Voldemort, who we convieniently have waiting outside!"
Edward dropped his jaw.
Marklyn shoved Bella outside. Ten minutes later, she came back, shuddering.
"Well, Belle, that was fun!" Marklyn exclaimed. "Well, were running out of time. Tune in next time!" Marklyn finished.
Well, theres another chapter. Should I do another part two for Bella? Send me some questions if you have any for Bella, and if I have more than one, I'll make another chapta.
Ciao!
P.S: FOUR MORE FRIKING DAYS TIL BREAKING DAWN!