It's Lupus!
(On the 41)
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"C'mon, Dr. Cox!" JD said exasperatedly, rolling his eyes. "House is a genius. Admit it." He leaned against the picnic table. Perry glowered at him for using the dreaded H word. Almost as dreaded as, shudder, Hugh Jackman. "I mean, he always figures it out! And it's never lupus, which is something I see a lot in Sacred Heart. Isn't that weird?"
Kelso had somehow managed to convince the Sacred Heart staff to take a camping trip down to the local woods, for some unknown, most likely sinister reason. And Perry hated him for it. JD and the others, however, had been thrilled. No surprise there.
"That'd better be sarcasm, Beatrice." The redhead snapped.
JD froze. His ice blue eyes were locked on something being Perry.
"What?" Perry snarled, whirling around. And there, standing before him, was a wolf, completely oblivious to their presence. It was sniffing along the ground curiously. He prayed to a (or so he believed) nonexistent God that it wasn't their scent it was trying to catch.
After a while of standing as still as a statue, the huge canine moved on to greener pastures, hopefully far away from them.
"What the hell was that?" Perry finally managed to muster after a moment of pregnant silence. He looked back at the younger doctor.
JD stared at him for a moment, before smirking slightly, and saying simply: "It's lupus."
A loud 'smack!' resounded around the forest as Perry's open palm connected with the back of JD's head.
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A/N: Oh god I couldn't help myself xD On the 41 is a band I've seen in one video on YouTube. It's a nice song, go check it out, seriously! Just search "It's Lupus! - On the 41". Review?