Ways to Make Choji Want to Punch You

1. Hid all the electric bills so that he loses power for the next three months

2. Jack his MySpace and create total chaos

3. Take his food. Period.

4. Write his name on a sign up sheet asking for volunteers to clean out the piranha tank at the aquarium

5. Let several mutant bats fly freely in his room

6. While wearing cleats, hide in a tree. Then when he walks by, 'fall' out, feet first

7. "The next time he's eating a sandwich, slip a potato chip into it and say "Choji? What's three inches long has six legs, eight eyes, and goes 'crunch' in a sandwich?" If timed right, he should bite the crunching chip exactly as he guesses the correct answer.

8. Poke him every three seconds using TWO fingers

9. Offer to buy him a coke. When hes not looking, dump out half of it and pour in Hydrogen Peroxide, screw the lid back on, and hand it to the unsuspecting Akamichi

10. "Make up a spin off of 'Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?', by the Backstreet Boys, that goes along the lines of, "-One fat kid is thaaaaaat way- Weeee all know Chooouuuji's gay; Tell me why! He's sayin' he likes Shiiiika! Tell me why! He's sayin' he likes Saaaasuke! Tell me why! He's sayin' he likes Rooock Lee! Weee know, Chooouji's gay!".

11. Slap him with a live flounder

12. Diet. Enough said

13. Tell little kids that the monster that lives under their bed is fat, has orange-ish hair, and wears something that looks like underwear on his head, just as Choji's walking past the Academy.

14. "Wrap aluminum foil around your head, and run around his apartment declaring you are warding away predators.

15. "Dig up the front yard, and claim you are looking for your forehead protector which is on your head.

16. "Make banana muffins, and cram them down his throat

17. "Shake Choji's hand. Declare it felt like shaking a two-cent sardine in a plastic bag

18. When he gets a zit, run around the village screaming that Choji's hit puberty

19. Tell him you have something really important to tell him, then fall asleep. When you wake up and he asks you what the important thing was, kick him and say "Don't call my mother that!"

20. Chuck the sign that says 'Wet Paint' of a bench and tell him to sit down

21. Get him a tie for Christmas for the sixth time

22. Play hid and go seek. He hides you seek. Forget to seek and go get something to eat.

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