Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 10: Unorthodox Behavior
(AIM Chatroom)
Catseyes730 signed on
PurpleBitch101 signed on
Flamethrower15 signed on
Catseyes730: hey Ash! what's up?
Flamthrower15: nm, you? i've really missed you guys!
PurpleBitch101: us to! how hav the guys been?
Flamethrower101: they're ok. so what's new w/u?
Catseyes730: oh nuttin just that we decided to take our revenge out on 2 totally innocent people!
PurpleBitch101: not 2 mention our hormonal emotions are goin aflame!
Flamethrower15: WTF are u guys talkin about!
Catseyes730: don't mind us, we're just psycho the moment…
Flamethrower15: ohh, well then mayb i shouldn't come visit u psychos…
PurpleBitch101: WHAT!
Catseyes730: ditto!
Flamethrower15: i wuz planning on visiting u but if u're not up 2 it…
Catseyes730 and PurpleBitch101: were up 2 it!
Flamethrower15: lol..welll i guess I could make it…
Cateyes730: yes!
PurplBitch101: YAY!
Flamethrower15: okay well I hav to go and pak ill ttyl bye!
Catseyes730: c ya
PurpleBitch101: Luv ya ash!
Flamethrower15 has sighed off
(PurpleBitche101 personal IM box)
PurpleBitch101 and Catseyes730 Im2Sexy4U wishes to be your friend
PurpleBitch101: nice name, but i can think of someone WAY hotter then u
Im2Sexy4U: And who is that?
PurpleBitch101: well he has the same 'im better than you attitude', but i guess his bod makes up for it
Im2Sexy4U: Well who is this person?
PurpleBitch101: well first, who r u?
Im2Sexy4U: My name is Maru.
PurpleBitch101: well, i don't think u go 2 my skool so i think I can tell you….
Im2sexy4U: Who is this mystery guy?
PurpleBitch101: His name is Sesshomaru and he's really hot! LMAO but im supposed to hate him so don't tell ne1!
Im2Sexy4U: Don't worry. This Sesshomaru will not tell anyone.
PurpleBitch101: WHAT! Sesshomaru?
Im2Sexy4U: Yes?
PurplBitch101: I take it back! Inuyasha is WAY cuter than you!
PurpleBitch101 has signed off
Catseyes730 and PurpleBitch101 Don'tTOUCHMyEars whishes for you to be his friend
Catseyes730: let me guess who this is…
Don'tTOUCHMyEars: hey wats up?
Catseyes730: nm, just that Whit just signed off for some reason.. I think some guy named Im2Sexy4U pissed her off…
Don'tTOUCHMyEars: that was Sesshomaru
Catseyes730: no wonder..
Don'tTOUCHMyEars: ye…so……
Catseyes730: wow! Very conversational aren't u?
Don'tTOUCHMyEars: shutup..Miss pink lacey bra!
Catseyes730: u know what? I'm ignoring you
Don'tTOUCHMyEars: u can't ignore these ears! (wiggles ears)
Catseyes730: actually I can because I have my own! Bye!
Catseyes730 has signed off
Harley closed her laptop, giggling at Inuyasha's remarks. She got up and went to the kitchen to get some goldfish crackers. She walked into the kitchen to find a very red Whitney sitting at her closed laptop, and glaring at it as if it punched her in the nose.
Harley stared for a second, wondering at Whitney's face, and thinking about how she could use it against her. She smirked evilly and decided to 'play' with Whitney.
"Hey, Whit. What's up?" Harley said in fake confusion. "Something wrong?"
Whitney turned her glare to her cousin. "Oh nothings wrong. Nothing at all. Nothing except that I just told Sesshomaru that I think he's got a hot body. But that's nothing important." She spoke in a bored tone, but her red face and pouted lips gave her away.
Harley's mouth dropped open in shock, instantly forgetting her plan to 'play' with her cousin. "What? How the hell could you tell Sesshomaru you think he's hot! You don't go around telling people you like their bodies! You might as well told InuTashio that you wanted to jump his bones!" (Again Whitney is typing right now. Whit: that's me!)
"Well it's not like I wanted to tell Sesshomaru that I like his body!" Whitney yelled. "He basically tricked me!"
Harley looked confused. "How in the hell could he trick you into telling him he was hot?"
Whitney crossed her arms over her chest and glared at her laptop again. "He asked me to be his friend on AIM, his name was Im2Sexy4U, and I made fun of it." Harley shook her head. 'Yep. I knew it had to do with her big mouth.' "When I said something about someone else being hotter he posed as some Maru guy and asked me what his name was. Well I told him because the name didn't sound familiar, and then I said 'but I'm supposed to hate him, so don't tell anyone.'" She growled angrily and her face turned red again. "He said, 'Don't worry. This Sesshomaru will not tell anyone.' Well I kind of flipped out and signed off." Whitney finished, conveniently leaving out the fact that she said Inuyasha was cuter. Even though it was a lie, demonesses would do anything to keep the male she was currently fascinated with.
Harley sighed, frustrated with her cousins lack of common sense. (Whit: you know what? I actually have no common sense….I'll admit it. Har: good for you, you get a cookie! Whit: YAY!) "Whitney, did you not see the signs? Maru, and his screen name? It was obvious!" She huffed, slightly out of breath.
Whitney glared at her cousin and said, "Yeah, well he's probably going to hang it over my head for the next month. You don't have to deal with it."
Harley grinned. "Your right. I don't." She walked over to the cupboard grabbed her snack and walked into her room. Silently giggling at the surprised look on Whitney's face.
Whitney meanwhile, decided to take revenge on Harley for her ability to help her friends out of a tight bind. Or, her lack there of. She smirked evilly at her plan. 'This is going to be fun. I can endure a little teasing for this.'
At School?
Whitney and Harley walked into homeroom that Friday, laughing and giggling about something, totally forgetting what happened the day before. As they sat down, they didn't notice the knowing smirk Sesshomaru sent in Whitney's direction. Whitney sat down and instantly got her drawing book out, only half listening to the teacher give an excuse for leaving the class room. 'I know what she does when she leaves. I can smell it on her. It's so disgusting. She could at least try to clean herself before she comes back. Human senses can be so annoying.'
Harley also got out her sketch pad, also only half paying attention to the teacher. 'I bet that Whitney is thinking about how Mrs. Squawky Squawky smells when she comes back for science. Whitney is such a hentai. I wonder how she can be so innocent sometimes.' She glanced over at her cousin who was drawing an inu-youkai in its true form. One good look and she could tell that it was her dad. She sighed and looked at her own drawing. It was a drawing of her mom in her gown that she wore for balls. She was very beautiful with her pink ears, and blond hair, like herself.
Harley looked up feeling as if she was being watched. When she looked up, however, she wasn't the one being watched. Sesshomaru had the most smug look, that she had ever seen on the youkai. His eyes glinted with malice, and his smirk was high enough to show off a fang. (It's very shiny!) And he was staring at Whitney while she drowned herself in the drawing.
'Uh-oh.' Harley thought. 'I think Whitney is about to relive what happened yesterday.'
"Ahem," Sesshomaru cleared his throat.
Whitney looked up, slightly shocked by her the intrusion to her 'drawing time.' "Huh? What do ya want?" She looked at him as if he just burst her personal bubble.
Sesshomaru's face melted that into one of slight annoyance. "This Sesshomaru spoke to someone very interesting on AIM yesterday."
Whitney shrugged, "Yeah, and your interrupting me..why?"
'Apparently she has forgotten about yesterday. Time to refresh her memories.' "She spoke in a very intriguing manner. Apparently she finds my body hot, but she's not supposed to think such things. She said she is supposed to hate me." He looked towards her, trying to keep his stoic mask in place, but he couldn't help the small smile that crept up on him when Whitney paled considerably.
Inuyasha had long ago turned around to see what his brother was doing to make his ego grow so large. He turned around to hear his brother say something about a girl calling him hot. 'Something that happens everyday.' He glanced at the girls to find a very pale Whitney, who was finally gaining color to only turn ten shades of pink. He couldn't help it, he burst into laughter. He clutched his stomach and wheezed. He was surprised to find Harley joining into his mirth.
Whitney glared at Sesshomaru, fire passing behind her eyes as she envisioned his stupid, big-headed, tight, hot, buff- BAD THOUGHTS! Bad Whitney! No more. Sesshomaru stiffened as he smelt Whitney's scent spike. 'Well that was a surprising outcome. I think This Sesshomaru should do that more often.' He watched as Whitney's hearing finally picked up the hanyou and neko's laughter at her expense.
Whitney turned, red in the face from anger, to her cousin and the soon to be deceased hanyou. "You two need to shut up right now!" She snarled angrily. Then she smirked evilly as they quitted down to listen to her. "I seem to remember reading a certain journal that said, 'Inuyasha's ears were so cute today. I just want to rub them over until he purrs continuously'."
Harley froze and blushed darker than the apple she had for breakfast that morning. Embarrassment quickly turned to anger as she heard Sesshomaru chuckle. She stood up and hissed at her cousin. "What the hell were you doing hacking into my computer! I told you that it was off limits! How did you do it! I bought a whole new security for it! I'm going to kick your ass, you little bitch!" She ran towards her cousin, intending to rip that ego driven smirk off her face.
Whitney jumped back and landed on her desk, holding up her hands. The class watched as she stood up and grinned at her friend. "Give me one more minute Harley and I swear that we can fight until your little pussy cat heart can't take it anymore." she cooed into the air. She grinned proudly as Harley hesitantly stopped to hear what she had to say. "I also heard a certain inu-hanyou telling a wolf youkai and monk that he thought a certain neko was sexy. I believe that his exact words were….'She is damn sexy.' I wonder Inuyasha, do you have a nick-name for your little friend. Sexy cat sounds pretty good to me." She laughed merrily at the shock that took hold of his face.
Inuyasha skipped the embarrassment and went right to anger. He jumped up on the desk next to Whitney, noticing Harley blush in embarrassment, again. "You damn bitch! I'm going to get you for that!"
Harley dropped out of her stupor and joined in, hopping on the desk behind Whitney. "Don't forget about me!" she hissed. The whole class was now watching the escapade in awe and amusement.
Whitney looked between them, seeing the still remaining blush that stained their faces. She looked down at Sesshomaru who was watching to see what she would do. She wasn't afraid, but she thought it was better to move to a safer place. Before the two emotionally racked hanyou and youkai could react, she was standing on the floor in the middle of the room. "Now now children. Why the anger? Aren't you happy that I embarrassed the shit out of you? I thought it was quite funny. After all, now you know that Harley likes dog ears." She was instantly tackled to the ground by the hanyou and neko.
Sesshomaru watched on as the three rolled around on the floor. He was surprised to hear Whitney laughing. He knew the two weren't tickling her, but the damn bitch thought it was funny to be tackled by a very pissed of inu-youkai, and a very embarrassed neko. 'She has spunk.' He started as he heard her yell.
"OW!" Whitney yelled. "You damn half-breed! I swear you elbow my in the chest one more time, I'm going to rip off your ears and wear them for Halloween!"
Sesshomaru stood up gracefully and glided over to the three. He neatly bent down and grabbed Whitney by her waist and hoisted her up. He held her high enough so she could look him in the eyes. Unfortunately for her, since she was about a foot shorter then him, she was dangling in the air.
Whitney tried to look away, but his eyes were very hypnotizing, and she couldn't help but loose herself in them. They stared at each other for a few moments until they heard a very confused hanyou. "HEY! Where'd she go?"
They looked down to find the Inuyasha straddling Harley's waist. They were both out of breath, and anyone just coming into the room would have thought something very wrong just happened. Which Mrs. Riss, aka Squawky Squawky, just so conveniently did.
She took one look at Inuyasha straddling Harley, and Sesshomaru holding Whitney's waist so they were only inches apart and screeched. "What is going on! I leave the room for twenty minutes and I come to find you four practically taking each other's clothes off!"
Whitney and Inuyasha just so happened to be on the same page at the moment, because they said something very stupid. "Oh yeah, your one to talk." they both snorted at the same time.
Mrs. Riss paled and yelled. "All four of you are to serve detention for a week! Starting today! And if I hear of anything else unorthodox happening from you four, I will suspend you on the grounds of performing unnecessary tasks!" She squawked one more time before the bell rang.
The four quickly ran to their seats, Inuyasha muttering something about an old sex craved hag not being missed, and Whitney mumbling under breath, "The bird needs a bath. I can smell her husband on her, and she calls me unorthodox. Bitch." They all sighed as one and fell into their seats, all thinking about what just happened.
A/N.. Okay people.. lets just say that Whitney did this whole thing by herself. Har: well at least I read it! Whit: Oh yeah…drawing and complaining that your fingers hurt.. well what do you think mines doing!
Sessh: This Sesshomaru was very amused by that chapter.
Whit: Go Sessh! He was amused! (gives Sessh a high five!)
Har: I'm going to kill you Whitney! I knew I shouldn't have let you write that!
Inu: YEAH!
Whit: Let me write it! I wrote the dam thing by myself while you drew in lala land.
Har: That's besides the point!
Sessh: How so?
Har: Uhh…
Whit: Exactly! I wrote it! I get to do what I want! That includes embarrassing the shit out of Inuyasha…(points to the now fuming hanyou)
Inu: Why you! (Inuyasha chases Whitney around Sesshomaru)
Whit: Aghhhhhhhhhhh! Help me! He's going to elbow me in the boob again!
Har: It's your own fault! Maybe when he gets you you'll swell up and you can be bigger! Oh wait! You hate being big.. what a shame!
Whit: Oooo Inuyasha if you touch me there I'm going to kill you!
Inu: How can I not there so fricken huge! I mean, you can't miss those things!
Whit: (starts to cry) It's not my fault! If I could id cut 'em off!
Sessh: (hugs Whitney with his tail) Why you are you looking at This Sesshomaru's bitchs' breasts half-breed?
Har: How can anyone miss them?.. Wait.. Why are you looking at her chest?
Inu: I'm not! I'm just going with what you said!
Whit: You mean (sniffle) Im not too big?
Inu: Well I wouldn't say that….
Whit, Har, and Sesssh: What exactly is that supposed to mean?
Inu: That I need an ear rub?
Har: Okay! (rubs Inuyasha's ears)
Inu: prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Whit: (to Sessh) Do you see something seriously wrong here?
Sessh: Yes, this is very disturbing. Now, will you give This Sesshomaru's tail a stroke or two?
Whit: Of course! I love the fluffiness! (Pets Sessh's tail)
Sessh: prrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Whit and Har: I think that means that they are done talking so I guess the only thing to do is…REVIEW!
Inu and Sessh: (slurr) orrrrrr die!